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    Submitted by Phys on Sep 5, 11 at 4:05pm

    You might wanna add "thanks for saving my life."

  • 73 78
    Submitted by cannabislecter on Sep 7, 11 at 12:48am

    I'd apologize for strutting in, puking, and demanding whiskey and food. Then tack on the words, "...and everything else."

  • 68 70
    Submitted by pueriledreams on Sep 6, 11 at 4:43am

    Are you sure you're not really an 860? i have a good friend who often has this issue.

  • 70 75
    Submitted by seanathon on Sep 5, 11 at 10:12pm

    Its definitely not as weird as ODing on their couch. Maybe just ask if it's cool for you to tweak out there when you need to.

  • 64 70
    Submitted by fucksyourmother on Sep 5, 11 at 6:45pm

    don't be afraid of being weird

  • 72 86
    Submitted by sevensevenseven on Sep 5, 11 at 3:17pm

    Don't apologize. Just disappear so they can forget it ever happened.

  • 72 87
    Submitted by That_Guy11 on Sep 5, 11 at 11:16pm

    Jus look them in the eye and say Fuck ur couch nigga!!!!

  • 54 67
    Submitted by armor8k8piercing on Sep 7, 11 at 12:09am

    @thatguy........what chu gonna do bout my leeeeg Charlie Murphy!!!

  • 55 87
    Submitted by tayacb on Sep 6, 11 at 3:00pm

    "Sorry about the other night"