He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
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I fucking hate you.
Is it really that difficult to find a guy who will go down on a girl? I do that shit for my girl all the time and I love it.
He figured, "Why waste all that spilled flour?"
You really can have your cake and eat it too.
Buahahaha!
Ugh, the "Reds" are in town. All I got was a bitchy blow job, followed by a guilt trip. Who cares about the chocolates, flowers, expensive dinner and foot rub I gave.
me too!
Find a more appreciative lady. Also, eat her out; that always helps.
mine was ok. i did a little eating of my own. the only problem is i didn't have the nerve to tell her i lost my tongue ring inside her vagina.
Why is this not my life?
Roll her in flour to find the wet spot?
Fishy cookie?
That's legit bro.
Ahh, the perfect text!
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