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  • 115 52
    Submitted by friedbunnies on Feb 15, 12 at 3:11pm
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    I fucking hate you.

  • 81 45
    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Feb 16, 12 at 10:01am
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    You really can have your cake and eat it too.

  • 81 54
    Submitted by DipInMyLip on Feb 16, 12 at 12:56am
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    Is it really that difficult to find a guy who will go down on a girl? I do that shit for my girl all the time and I love it.

  • 70 63
    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Feb 15, 12 at 4:57pm
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    He figured, "Why waste all that spilled flour?"

  • 66 74
    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Feb 15, 12 at 3:55pm
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    Ugh, the "Reds" are in town. All I got was a bitchy blow job, followed by a guilt trip. Who cares about the chocolates, flowers, expensive dinner and foot rub I gave.

    • 46 56
      Submitted by keto06 on Feb 15, 12 at 5:23pm
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      me too!

    • 41 47
      Submitted by Thatzwhatshesaid on Feb 16, 12 at 3:34pm
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      Find a more appreciative lady. Also, eat her out; that always helps.

  • 49 44
    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Feb 16, 12 at 3:26am
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    That's legit bro.

  • 55 56
    Submitted by dynasty55 on Feb 15, 12 at 11:22pm
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    Roll her in flour to find the wet spot?

  • 41 31
    Submitted by sunshinelavendar on Aug 26, 12 at 5:25pm
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    Why is this not my life?

  • 49 53
    Submitted by rikie83 on Feb 16, 12 at 5:49am
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    Fishy cookie?

  • 61 88
    Submitted by AllFuggedUp on Feb 15, 12 at 2:44pm
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    mine was ok. i did a little eating of my own. the only problem is i didn't have the nerve to tell her i lost my tongue ring inside her vagina.

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    Submitted by togatoga on Mar 30, 13 at 4:54am
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    Ahh, the perfect text!