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  • Submitted by friedbunnies on Feb 15, 12 at 3:11pm

    I fucking hate you.

  • Submitted by DipInMyLip on Feb 16, 12 at 12:56am

    Is it really that difficult to find a guy who will go down on a girl? I do that shit for my girl all the time and I love it.

  • Submitted by UniqueNordic on Feb 16, 12 at 10:01am

    You really can have your cake and eat it too.

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    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Feb 15, 12 at 4:57pm

    He figured, "Why waste all that spilled flour?"

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    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Feb 15, 12 at 3:55pm

    Ugh, the "Reds" are in town. All I got was a bitchy blow job, followed by a guilt trip. Who cares about the chocolates, flowers, expensive dinner and foot rub I gave.

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      Submitted by keto06 on Feb 15, 12 at 5:23pm

      me too!

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      Submitted by Thatzwhatshesaid on Feb 16, 12 at 3:34pm

      Find a more appreciative lady. Also, eat her out; that always helps.

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    Submitted by sunshinelavendar on Aug 26, 12 at 5:25pm

    Why is this not my life?

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    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Feb 16, 12 at 3:26am

    That's legit bro.

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    Submitted by dynasty55 on Feb 15, 12 at 11:22pm

    Roll her in flour to find the wet spot?

  • Submitted by AllFuggedUp on Feb 15, 12 at 2:44pm

    mine was ok. i did a little eating of my own. the only problem is i didn't have the nerve to tell her i lost my tongue ring inside her vagina.

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    Submitted by rikie83 on Feb 16, 12 at 5:49am

    Fishy cookie?

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    Submitted by togatoga on Mar 30, 13 at 4:54am

    Ahh, the perfect text!