He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
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I fucking hate you.
Is it really that difficult to find a guy who will go down on a girl? I do that shit for my girl all the time and I love it.
He figured, "Why waste all that spilled flour?"
You really can have your cake and eat it too.
Ugh, the "Reds" are in town. All I got was a bitchy blow job, followed by a guilt trip. Who cares about the chocolates, flowers, expensive dinner and foot rub I gave.
Find a more appreciative lady. Also, eat her out; that always helps.
Why is this not my life?
Roll her in flour to find the wet spot?
mine was ok. i did a little eating of my own. the only problem is i didn't have the nerve to tell her i lost my tongue ring inside her vagina.
That's legit bro.
Ahh, the perfect text!