When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
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Cause a wife would have left him on the counter.
because sometimes one can care too much, and the other one does not appreciate it. sad but true.
Because she left the kitchen
Better put a ring on her finger you mother fucker
Maybe that is why.
Ha! Sounds like my guy and me. Only he wakes up and mumbles "I wuv yooou sooo mucch baaabyy."
Guys like this only realize how good their ex's were when they along gone, married and he is living in a small apartment after a night of clubbing; didn't take anyone home since the girls saw his bald spot.
It's the flossing that seals the deal
Because he still likes sex?