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  • Cause a wife would have left him on the counter.

    Submitted by zanzibar84 on Jan 20, 12 at 1:37pm
  • because sometimes one can care too much, and the other one does not appreciate it. sad but true.

    Submitted by polacke on Jan 20, 12 at 4:58pm
  • Because she left the kitchen

    Submitted by bttrdenu on Jan 20, 12 at 1:50pm
  • Better put a ring on her finger you mother fucker

    Submitted by mattmac91 on Jan 21, 12 at 6:52am
  • That's adorable.

    Submitted by friedbunnies on Jan 20, 12 at 1:40pm
  • Ha! Sounds like my guy and me. Only he wakes up and mumbles "I wuv yooou sooo mucch baaabyy."

    Submitted by EVERslckCHICK on Jan 21, 12 at 8:28am
  • Maybe that is why.

    Submitted by boood on Jan 20, 12 at 8:37pm
  • Guys like this only realize how good their ex's were when they along gone, married and he is living in a small apartment after a night of clubbing; didn't take anyone home since the girls saw his bald spot.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 21, 12 at 10:04am
  • It's the flossing that seals the deal

    Submitted by jaystreet_46 on Aug 4, 13 at 11:24pm
  • Because he still likes sex?

    Submitted by Phys on Jan 20, 12 at 2:33pm