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  • 180 151
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 1:53pm
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    I've done that before toast is the shit

  • 179 153
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 4:11pm
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    Is it me or is America getting dumber

    • 146 126
      Submitted by Baconator on Jan 11, 10 at 11:18pm
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      America is definitely dumber...and it saddens me

  • 159 118
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:40pm
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    Hahahahahahahahaha you are my hero.

  • 159 132
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 1:53pm
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    Actually, that was pretty funny. :)

  • 167 154
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 12:47pm
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    I invented raw cheese-less grilled cheese

  • 157 136
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 5:03pm
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    it took you until the next day to figure out what that was?

  • 152 129
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 1:38pm
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    Hahahhahshshshshhshshshshshaahhaha

  • 164 166
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 1:20pm
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    I need more friends who are either that stupid or that intolerant to alcohol

  • 142 125
    Submitted by mac19124 on Apr 23, 10 at 12:47am
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    Lmao it was this text that made me buy the app!

  • 150 141
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 11:31pm
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    Lmaoooooo toast win. Cheese fail.

  • 160 162
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:30am
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    In soviet Russia the cheese grills you!

    • 131 92
      Submitted by NerdyVE on Feb 10, 11 at 11:46pm
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      I'm only thumbs upping one of these lame jokes because i thought of anthropomorphic cheese slices with russian accents and guns interrogating a guy.\n\ni'm totally serious

  • 138 122
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 12:19am
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    God I love being Minnesotan :) I might know this person too sadly

  • 144 136
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:11am
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    This seriously made me die laughing!! Made my freakin day!!

  • 136 121
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 4:17pm
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    Hahahahahhahaha. That had me laughing SO hard. Mainly because I know I would do something like that -- sober.

  • 145 139
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 12:20pm
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    someone can lick a pussy

  • 150 151
    Submitted by imvanwhoareyou on Mar 27, 10 at 2:18am
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    I have to say that's a great one.

  • 143 138
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:43am
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    RepMN. From the 507 to the 612

  • 147 147
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:47pm
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    Way to steal something from MLIA

  • 146 145
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:29am
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    Hahaha, lmao! That has got to be the best text ever. xD

  • 132 119
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 1:05am
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    bellsouth

  • 141 144
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 5:07pm
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    Yeah, what 5:03 said.

  • 142 148
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 6:08pm
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    hahah:)

  • 140 145
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:42am
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    Sigh. This made me go make a grilled cheese sandwich at midnight. GG.

  • 137 142
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:57am
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    This shits awesome hahahaha yessss

  • 138 148
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:32pm
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    This is fucking stupid

  • 131 140
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:24pm
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    I hate when thAt happens...

  • 134 146
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:43am
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    Thank you for making my day. Ahhahahaha this is so great

  • 131 142
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 1:59am
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    Minnesota ftw

  • 131 142
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:48pm
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    Holly? Is that you?

  • 135 152
    Submitted by petrovapetrova on Jan 13, 10 at 2:17pm
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    hahahhahaha

  • 117 119
    Submitted by Steveooooooooooo on Mar 16, 10 at 5:07am
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    Shut up puto

  • 133 154
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 7:54pm
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    Lol win.

  • 130 152
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 5:51pm
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    Lifted from MLIA - Good work moderators

  • 120 138
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 11:49pm
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    HAHAHAHhHahahahahahahahahahahahhahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH good one

  • 125 149
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 7:57pm
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    Haha that's tight!

  • 134 170
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:31pm
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    I sadly know this person.....

    • 106 114
      Submitted by holm0682 on Dec 2, 10 at 2:02pm
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      Who are you? I am the person who made said cheese-less grilled cheese....I am now creeped out..

  • 125 154
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 10:06pm
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    hell yea!! minnesota represent!!!!!! god i love this state:)))))

  • 96 100
    Submitted by dilzx33 on Jul 18, 11 at 3:18am
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    (;

  • 112 143
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 6:35am
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    Sancho The Kid is from Minnesota!!!! Sorry I just thought of that I'm a huge fan!

  • 92 116
    Submitted by Danielleisfly on Aug 17, 11 at 12:39am
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    favorite

  • 81 123
    Submitted by boolou on Oct 15, 11 at 4:15am
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    That's like calling a chocolate chip-less cookie a sugar cookie