You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
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At least she got back on like a lady
She's a keeper
nobody touch this comment. let these 69 thumbs up shine on forever.
Yes yes yes
Marry her, lol
How romantic. And there not nessaserily whores he hooked up with there probably together. I get smashed and fuck my boyfriend all the time
At least she had the decentcy to get back on afterwards
Fail or win? Answer- who gives a shit
Coolest shit ever!
Oohh when I read it the first time I thought it meant got off, as in orgasmed. They just meant literally got of of his dick. Still a funny text
my boyfriend hates when i get off to go throw up.
@5:23 kill yourself
Puke and rally?
good ol' MI gal LOL
that's the type of chick that isn't a random whore but a real fuck buddy
That is single handedly the best thing i've ever heard.
Rock steady, Oakland County...
I like the commitment man
imight pee my pants lmao ! fuckin halarious.
To honor... Get on her and stay on her.
Dude that so fucking awesome! Sounds like she's a keeper!
hahahaha. thats Oakland county for you:]
Hope she reverse rode
Ah, Oakland county. I have nothing more to say.
O_o how drunk did you get her!!??
Her breath must've smelled like roses mmmmm
That's a champ, did you go buy a ring the next morning?
Thats hard core man . . . kudos to her for just getting back on and continuing
Only in MI, I'm proud of you!
how is this under best night???
That's fukin nasty
Lol that's great. Kudos bro. Puke is kinda gross hopefully not on you.
She knew her role.
What a keeper
I would marry her
I wld say first but then I'd have to kill myself
High five her for me!!! I'm glad There are others out there like me who will finish what they started!!!
Are you black??
I would kiss it too. ;)
It probably woulda felt pretty damn good if she'd stayed on...
Until she vomits uncontrolably onyour face. Smooth...
She could just lean over to the side lol
After that treat her like a whore no kissing
And if you can't come in her, come on her
sounds like my cousin
Lake Orion? Who posted this?
Why would you explain something to a girl who was obviously there? You really need to stop screwing whores who are too drunk to remember having sex with you.
The detroit difference.
Should have let her stay on. The pussy gets real tight when they heave
was she drunk or was she pregnant?