You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
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At least she got back on like a lady
She's a keeper
nobody touch this comment. let these 69 thumbs up shine on forever.
Yes yes yes
How romantic. And there not nessaserily whores he hooked up with there probably together. I get smashed and fuck my boyfriend all the time
Marry her, lol
At least she had the decentcy to get back on afterwards
Coolest shit ever!
Fail or win? Answer- who gives a shit
my boyfriend hates when i get off to go throw up.
Oohh when I read it the first time I thought it meant got off, as in orgasmed. They just meant literally got of of his dick. Still a funny text
@5:23 kill yourself
Puke and rally?
That is single handedly the best thing i've ever heard.
Rock steady, Oakland County...
good ol' MI gal LOL
that's the type of chick that isn't a random whore but a real fuck buddy
To honor... Get on her and stay on her.
I like the commitment man
imight pee my pants lmao ! fuckin halarious.
Hope she reverse rode
hahahaha. thats Oakland county for you:]
Dude that so fucking awesome! Sounds like she's a keeper!
O_o how drunk did you get her!!??
Her breath must've smelled like roses mmmmm
Ah, Oakland county. I have nothing more to say.
That's a champ, did you go buy a ring the next morning?
how is this under best night???
Only in MI, I'm proud of you!
Thats hard core man . . . kudos to her for just getting back on and continuing
That's fukin nasty
What a keeper
I would marry her
Lol that's great. Kudos bro. Puke is kinda gross hopefully not on you.
She knew her role.
I wld say first but then I'd have to kill myself
High five her for me!!! I'm glad There are others out there like me who will finish what they started!!!
Are you black??
It probably woulda felt pretty damn good if she'd stayed on...
Until she vomits uncontrolably onyour face. Smooth...
She could just lean over to the side lol
I would kiss it too. ;)
After that treat her like a whore no kissing
And if you can't come in her, come on her
Why would you explain something to a girl who was obviously there? You really need to stop screwing whores who are too drunk to remember having sex with you.
Lake Orion? Who posted this?
sounds like my cousin
Should have let her stay on. The pussy gets real tight when they heave
The detroit difference.
was she drunk or was she pregnant?