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  • well how often do you submerge a vibrator in water? like a cell phone... you can use it in the rain, but when you submerge it you're SOL...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:51pm
  • Looking for phone sex. Call me ;) (781) 572-6561

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 6:11am
  • I thought that's what the hand held shower head was for

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:14am
    • It is, but sometimes, it can be rough on a vulva.

      Submitted by Moline85 on Jan 17, 16 at 6:43pm
  • You know, they do make a waterproof duck-shaped vibrator. Best of both worlds. Plus you can have it just sitting out in your bathroom and no one can tell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:20am
  • Nothing like a clean, happy pussy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:09am
  • Vibrators - waterproof and otherwise - aren't just for masturbating. A truly adept lover knows he (or she) can benefit from the vibrator while fucking. I love using my vibrator on my clit while my bf fucks my pussy - and he loves it too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 9:24am
  • Aggree with oct 8, 1:31

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 3:29pm
  • That's not how u get yeast infections moron

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:56am
  • how far is your pig? As far away as uranus?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:14pm
  • Amen to that. But showerheads r great too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:32pm
  • dumb... Clean bacteria free water offers no more chance of a yeast infection then pleasuring yourself in your bed...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:53pm
  • I love my "I rub my ducky" ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:24pm
  • I don't think guys realize how girls talk with their friends.. I for one have convo's pretty similar to this haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:54am
  • No way this is real. Who in the world would anyone send a text like this to?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 4:27pm
  • This is awesome. Those of you obsessed with germs may enjoy your sterile lives as best you can. I'm getting one of these cuz this means showes pools oceans yes yes yes!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:55pm
  • Don't you just love your vibrator I sure as hell love mine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:45pm
  • they have rubber ducky vibrators too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:29pm
  • who needs a vibrator when you have jacuzzi jets. mmmmmm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:21am
  • Shouldn't vibrators be waterproof anyways? Seems like you would get quite a shock if you came..,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:09pm
  • Ahhh...but does it Float!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 9:01pm
  • I have the rubber duck vibrator, and in theory, it's awesome, but it doesn't have multiple speeds, and the one speed it has is way too strong. It's really cute though!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 12:47am
  • There's a vibrating rubber ducky out there just for You called "I rub my ducky"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 8:04pm
  • set up a cam and let us watch?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:50pm
  • Seriously, where's the vid of this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:19pm
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    Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 28, 12 at 4:25am
  • Chicks need vibrator cuz it quicker than our hands and even hot guys jerk off so to hot chicks dildos arnt for fat girls but I bet a pocket pussy is deff ofo a desperate fat guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 5:21am
  • Come on you can't tease us like that. Harsh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:14am
  • 7:43 is definitely a virgin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 1:45pm
  • Actually, not much water gets in there, the vagina hugs a vinrator pretty closely.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 6:38pm
  • 3:55 did you just say oceans? as in, use my vibrator thus shoving salty water up my pussy oceans? no. just.... no.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 4:37pm
  • ^^ agreed... bath water=gross body stew

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:30pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:08am
  • "Clean bacteria free water" does not = bath water. Quite the opposite.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:18pm
  • maybe she's in the shower.. no gross body stew there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:32pm
  • It's real. My girls n I txt like this all the time!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:12am
  • Hey you far pig...lose some weight and you might get a real dick to play with

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:13pm
  • 11.56 clearly you don't own a vagina.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:11pm
  • Eeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!!!! XP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:43pm
  • How do u live with urself, bringing sesame street into this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 1:29pm