I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
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Then that answers the age old question of who came first. If you cannot remember anything the Chicken came first.
I'll give you a good cluckin'!!
Oh my! What kind of cock are you?
I'm a black one, we have the biggest peckers!
You know, that's just a myth. The ones that grow to be the largest are white with a dark band just below the head... Upwards of 18 pounds with waddles that hang like nothing you can immagine!!
That would be a turkey, a jive turkey.
LOL this conversation is nuts.
...and you'd waddle too if you had 18 pounds swinging!
let's all draw pictures of the witty banter we just experienced
Either way, you got some cock in your bed, enjoy.
The chicken needed that win. Been getting into fights all week!
Oh no you had sex; you both fulfilled one of your many sexual fantasies. Up next, the Batman mask!
you were probably too shitfaced
Guess ya just sucked cock, then.
Look up blue mountain state- piss test. You had sex
i would totally fuck a guy in a chicken suit.
There could've been a hole in the suit.
Let me guess.... DKE party at LSU?