I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
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Because dragging another person into your downward spiral of bullshit, drama and dysfunction is always a great idea.
worked for Sarah Palin
That's where you'd have the best chance finding a husband.
Either way, she is sick of caring for you and looking to hand you off.
lay off the coke then
An I said "no no no"
ghost of aretha Franklin gave me a hotshot for stealing black songs and I said oh oooh ugh...
Came here for the Amy Winehouse references, leaving satisfied.