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  • 55 37
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 18, 11 at 4:42pm

    Because dragging another person into your downward spiral of bullshit, drama and dysfunction is always a great idea.

    • 41 42
      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 18, 11 at 11:24pm

      worked for Sarah Palin

  • 55 45
    Submitted by porksword on Dec 18, 11 at 2:31pm

    That's where you'd have the best chance finding a husband.

  • 48 41
    Submitted by TLS913 on Dec 18, 11 at 4:26pm

    lay off the coke then

  • 44 48
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 18, 11 at 10:37pm

    Either way, she is sick of caring for you and looking to hand you off.

  • 37 44
    Submitted by theuglyasparagus on Dec 18, 11 at 8:38pm

    An I said "no no no"

    • 41 44
      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 18, 11 at 9:27pm

      ghost of aretha Franklin gave me a hotshot for stealing black songs and I said oh oooh ugh...

    • 40 47
      Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Dec 19, 11 at 12:25am

      Came here for the Amy Winehouse references, leaving satisfied.