I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
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well played sir.
Finally an honest to goodness funny text!
If that didn't work I don't know what will.
On the side of the bed??
its been a long time since there was one on here this funny. love it
Brilliant sheer utter briliance
OMG THIS IS EFFING HILARIOUS!! gotta give the girl props... She wants to keep it classy!
Yes! Finally a decent text!
Fuck ye Houston, keep that shit to the point
Funniest one one this site
BEST one I've seen XD...penetrate, hahaha
Fucking awesome. Go Austin, Texas! Hell yeah
Fail! Trying to make it seem all smart and crap
Whoever disliked this...how is this NOT funny?? lol
Lmfao!!! Yay TFLN is funny again!! Lol
Awesome! Class act for sure! :).
This sums up the interactions of Houston/Austin people.
Finally something that's actually original. Too funny
This text makes me proud to be from H-town. Props to you OP!!!
Way to keep it weird, Austin! And Houston.
This is awesone epic win
LMFAOO hahaha omggg
My girlfriend is similar to this.
Dog you a pimp.
Lol sounds like a conversation my husband and I had last night about screwing on the floor
My two favorite places in one glorious tfln, so classy.
That's exactly something that would be said from my girlfriend! Perfect play!
9:28 you're an idiot.
That girl is a pussy.
Oh wow I wanna kiss that boy. Trust me I know who da fuck is sexy.
Fucking love this!
ooo hes a gentleman. yum.
Lmao I love this
I want to marry this guy
My favorite tfln of all time
713! Htown bitch!!!
Best one yet
UT kids. Texas Fight!
Hahajahahahahahahah omg f in funny
Hell yea, represent H-town!!
Who says Texans are dumb? You go, my fellow Houdlstonians.
People from Houdlston says Texans are dumb.
That is the best text ever!!!
Hahahahahhaha so much win
Best. Text. Ever.
I honesly think if my bf said this to me I would marry him I swear to god
That. Is very classy sir. Keep it up
He's a Nice gentleman
This is fucking awesome.
I freaking wanna shake your hand right now
Haha that's great!!
Hahahahah good shit man
Wow so blunt
Houston and Austin representin'
HAHAHAHA!!!!! I want to marry this man!
This is my pick up
This is stolen from Dane Cook
I feel like we've all had this conversation in one form or another. Haha absolutely hilarious
Nice! Funny as hell.
Well played :)
Its not very often that a text actually makes me laugh out loud. Props to you, good sir. And good luck with youd penetration.
Couldn't be more perfect
This chick sounds BOOOOOOORRRRRIIIINNNGGGG
woooot ! keepin it classy !
hahaha thats awesome... sounds like my ex
This is great.
Swear to god my girlfriend says the same shit. Where's the freaky girls nowadays?
Sexyy! I want my boyfriend to send me dirty texts like this
you shouldn't talk to your sister that way. haha
Thanks for keeping it not so slurry Austin. :)
I love it lol
Finally!!!! An honest to goodness funny text.
What is penetrate?