I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
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well played sir.
Finally an honest to goodness funny text!
If that didn't work I don't know what will.
On the side of the bed??
its been a long time since there was one on here this funny. love it
OMG THIS IS EFFING HILARIOUS!! gotta give the girl props... She wants to keep it classy!
Brilliant sheer utter briliance
Whoever disliked this...how is this NOT funny?? lol
BEST one I've seen XD...penetrate, hahaha
Yes! Finally a decent text!
Fuck ye Houston, keep that shit to the point
Lmfao!!! Yay TFLN is funny again!! Lol
Funniest one one this site
Fail! Trying to make it seem all smart and crap
Fucking awesome. Go Austin, Texas! Hell yeah
This sums up the interactions of Houston/Austin people.
Best one yet
Finally something that's actually original. Too funny
This text makes me proud to be from H-town. Props to you OP!!!
Way to keep it weird, Austin! And Houston.
9:28 you're an idiot.
LMFAOO hahaha omggg
My girlfriend is similar to this.
Oh wow I wanna kiss that boy. Trust me I know who da fuck is sexy.
Awesome! Class act for sure! :).
This is awesone epic win
My two favorite places in one glorious tfln, so classy.
Lol sounds like a conversation my husband and I had last night about screwing on the floor
Dog you a pimp.
Hahahahahhaha so much win
I want to marry this guy
This is stolen from Dane Cook
That girl is a pussy.
That's exactly something that would be said from my girlfriend! Perfect play!
Fucking love this!
My favorite tfln of all time
ooo hes a gentleman. yum.
That. Is very classy sir. Keep it up
UT kids. Texas Fight!
Lmao I love this
Hahajahahahahahahah omg f in funny
Haha that's great!!
He's a Nice gentleman
Sexyy! I want my boyfriend to send me dirty texts like this
Hell yea, represent H-town!!
Who says Texans are dumb? You go, my fellow Houdlstonians.
People from Houdlston says Texans are dumb.
That is the best text ever!!!
Hahahahah good shit man
I honesly think if my bf said this to me I would marry him I swear to god
Well played :)
hahaha thats awesome... sounds like my ex
Wow so blunt
I freaking wanna shake your hand right now
This is fucking awesome.
713! Htown bitch!!!
This chick sounds BOOOOOOORRRRRIIIINNNGGGG
HAHAHAHA!!!!! I want to marry this man!
Thanks for keeping it not so slurry Austin. :)
Best. Text. Ever.
This is my pick up
Nice! Funny as hell.
Houston and Austin representin'
Couldn't be more perfect
woooot ! keepin it classy !
Its not very often that a text actually makes me laugh out loud. Props to you, good sir. And good luck with youd penetration.
Swear to god my girlfriend says the same shit. Where's the freaky girls nowadays?
I feel like we've all had this conversation in one form or another. Haha absolutely hilarious
This is great.
I love it lol
Finally!!!! An honest to goodness funny text.
you shouldn't talk to your sister that way. haha
What is penetrate?