I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
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well played sir.
Finally an honest to goodness funny text!
If that didn't work I don't know what will.
On the side of the bed??
its been a long time since there was one on here this funny. love it
Brilliant sheer utter briliance
OMG THIS IS EFFING HILARIOUS!! gotta give the girl props... She wants to keep it classy!
Fuck ye Houston, keep that shit to the point
Yes! Finally a decent text!
Fucking awesome. Go Austin, Texas! Hell yeah
BEST one I've seen XD...penetrate, hahaha
Funniest one one this site
Fail! Trying to make it seem all smart and crap
Whoever disliked this...how is this NOT funny?? lol
Lmfao!!! Yay TFLN is funny again!! Lol
Awesome! Class act for sure! :).
This sums up the interactions of Houston/Austin people.
This text makes me proud to be from H-town. Props to you OP!!!
Finally something that's actually original. Too funny
Way to keep it weird, Austin! And Houston.
This is awesone epic win
My girlfriend is similar to this.
My two favorite places in one glorious tfln, so classy.
Lol sounds like a conversation my husband and I had last night about screwing on the floor
LMFAOO hahaha omggg
Dog you a pimp.
That's exactly something that would be said from my girlfriend! Perfect play!
Oh wow I wanna kiss that boy. Trust me I know who da fuck is sexy.
9:28 you're an idiot.
That girl is a pussy.
Fucking love this!
ooo hes a gentleman. yum.
I want to marry this guy
Lmao I love this
Best one yet
My favorite tfln of all time
UT kids. Texas Fight!
Who says Texans are dumb? You go, my fellow Houdlstonians.
People from Houdlston says Texans are dumb.
Hell yea, represent H-town!!
713! Htown bitch!!!
Hahajahahahahahahah omg f in funny
Best. Text. Ever.
Hahahahahhaha so much win
He's a Nice gentleman
I honesly think if my bf said this to me I would marry him I swear to god
Haha that's great!!
That. Is very classy sir. Keep it up
That is the best text ever!!!
I freaking wanna shake your hand right now
This is fucking awesome.
Wow so blunt
Hahahahah good shit man
HAHAHAHA!!!!! I want to marry this man!
This is stolen from Dane Cook
This is my pick up
I feel like we've all had this conversation in one form or another. Haha absolutely hilarious
Nice! Funny as hell.
This chick sounds BOOOOOOORRRRRIIIINNNGGGG
Its not very often that a text actually makes me laugh out loud. Props to you, good sir. And good luck with youd penetration.
hahaha thats awesome... sounds like my ex
Houston and Austin representin'
Couldn't be more perfect
Well played :)
This is great.
Sexyy! I want my boyfriend to send me dirty texts like this
woooot ! keepin it classy !
Swear to god my girlfriend says the same shit. Where's the freaky girls nowadays?
Thanks for keeping it not so slurry Austin. :)
you shouldn't talk to your sister that way. haha
I love it lol
Finally!!!! An honest to goodness funny text.
What is penetrate?