I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
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well played sir.
Flawless execution
Finally an honest to goodness funny text!
Flawless victory
If that didn't work I don't know what will.
On the side of the bed??
its been a long time since there was one on here this funny. love it
Awesome
Very sophisticated.
Fucking perfect!!!!
Lol penetrate
LMAO
Whoever disliked this...how is this NOT funny?? lol
WIN
OMG THIS IS EFFING HILARIOUS!! gotta give the girl props... She wants to keep it classy!
Epic.
Brilliant sheer utter briliance
Niiiiiiiiiice
Hahahahah
HAHA.
Legendddd
Funniest one one this site
Glourious.
WOOT!
Yes
Fail! Trying to make it seem all smart and crap
Yes! Finally a decent text!
BEST one I've seen XD...penetrate, hahaha
Hahaha
Classy.
Win.
Lmfao!!! Yay TFLN is funny again!! Lol
That's awesome!
Fucking awesome. Go Austin, Texas! Hell yeah
Fuck ye Houston, keep that shit to the point
Anal penetration
Fucking awesome!!
Hahahahahahahaaaaaa!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha
Katy?
Way to keep it weird, Austin! And Houston.
This sums up the interactions of Houston/Austin people.
Finally something that's actually original. Too funny
9:28 you're an idiot.
LMFAOO hahaha omggg
This text makes me proud to be from H-town. Props to you OP!!!
Best one yet
My girlfriend is similar to this.
Great recovery
My two favorite places in one glorious tfln, so classy.
That girl is a pussy.
Lol sounds like a conversation my husband and I had last night about screwing on the floor
Awesome! Class act for sure! :).
This is awesone epic win
Oh wow I wanna kiss that boy. Trust me I know who da fuck is sexy.
Dog you a pimp.
bwahahahahahahahahaha!!
This is stolen from Dane Cook
Hahahahahhaha so much win
Niiiiiiiiiiiice
Fucking love this!
That. Is very classy sir. Keep it up
UT kids. Texas Fight!
I want to marry this guy
That's exactly something that would be said from my girlfriend! Perfect play!
Well played :)
C v
My favorite tfln of all time
ooo hes a gentleman. yum.
YES.
Genius
Bahahah
Lmao I love this
He's a Nice gentleman
Hell yea, represent H-town!!
Haa beautiful
Hahajahahahahahahah omg f in funny
Hahahahah good shit man
First!!
Haha that's great!!
Supa klassy
Yes...
Sexyy! I want my boyfriend to send me dirty texts like this
Epic win!
Love it
Sweet
I honesly think if my bf said this to me I would marry him I swear to god
Who says Texans are dumb? You go, my fellow Houdlstonians.
People from Houdlston says Texans are dumb.
Well done!!
That is the best text ever!!!
bahahahahahahahahahahahaa!!!!!
Hahahaha awesome!
hahaha thats awesome... sounds like my ex
First
Thanks for keeping it not so slurry Austin. :)
Haha nice!!!
HAHAHAHA!!!!! I want to marry this man!
I freaking wanna shake your hand right now
Fucking win
Joseph ducruex?!
Couldn't be more perfect
This chick sounds BOOOOOOORRRRRIIIINNNGGGG
This is fucking awesome.
713! Htown bitch!!!
This is my pick up
Wow so blunt
Freakin hilarious
Houston and Austin representin'
Love it!!!
Lol!!!
Nice! Funny as hell.
Best. Text. Ever.
Swear to god my girlfriend says the same shit. Where's the freaky girls nowadays?
whipped
713!!!
genius!
Lmaoooo!!!
I feel like we've all had this conversation in one form or another. Haha absolutely hilarious
Its not very often that a text actually makes me laugh out loud. Props to you, good sir. And good luck with youd penetration.
Ftw!
woooot ! keepin it classy !
Houston!
This is great.
well done.
I love it lol
Finally!!!! An honest to goodness funny text.
Marry me
you shouldn't talk to your sister that way. haha
What is penetrate?
Bahahahaha
Love it! Classy man.
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