I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
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well played sir.
Finally an honest to goodness funny text!
If that didn't work I don't know what will.
On the side of the bed??
its been a long time since there was one on here this funny. love it
OMG THIS IS EFFING HILARIOUS!! gotta give the girl props... She wants to keep it classy!
Brilliant sheer utter briliance
Whoever disliked this...how is this NOT funny?? lol
Yes! Finally a decent text!
Fuck ye Houston, keep that shit to the point
BEST one I've seen XD...penetrate, hahaha
Lmfao!!! Yay TFLN is funny again!! Lol
Funniest one one this site
Fucking awesome. Go Austin, Texas! Hell yeah
Fail! Trying to make it seem all smart and crap
Finally something that's actually original. Too funny
This sums up the interactions of Houston/Austin people.
Awesome! Class act for sure! :).
This text makes me proud to be from H-town. Props to you OP!!!
Best one yet
LMFAOO hahaha omggg
Way to keep it weird, Austin! And Houston.
My two favorite places in one glorious tfln, so classy.
I want to marry this guy
9:28 you're an idiot.
My girlfriend is similar to this.
Oh wow I wanna kiss that boy. Trust me I know who da fuck is sexy.
Hahahahahhaha so much win
That girl is a pussy.
Lol sounds like a conversation my husband and I had last night about screwing on the floor
That's exactly something that would be said from my girlfriend! Perfect play!
This is awesone epic win
This is stolen from Dane Cook
Fucking love this!
Dog you a pimp.
ooo hes a gentleman. yum.
He's a Nice gentleman
My favorite tfln of all time
That. Is very classy sir. Keep it up
Lmao I love this
Hell yea, represent H-town!!
UT kids. Texas Fight!
Who says Texans are dumb? You go, my fellow Houdlstonians.
People from Houdlston says Texans are dumb.
Sexyy! I want my boyfriend to send me dirty texts like this
713! Htown bitch!!!
Haha that's great!!
That is the best text ever!!!
Hahajahahahahahahah omg f in funny
I honesly think if my bf said this to me I would marry him I swear to god
Hahahahah good shit man
hahaha thats awesome... sounds like my ex
This is fucking awesome.
This chick sounds BOOOOOOORRRRRIIIINNNGGGG
I freaking wanna shake your hand right now
Wow so blunt
Best. Text. Ever.
HAHAHAHA!!!!! I want to marry this man!
Thanks for keeping it not so slurry Austin. :)
This is my pick up
Well played :)
Nice! Funny as hell.
Its not very often that a text actually makes me laugh out loud. Props to you, good sir. And good luck with youd penetration.
Houston and Austin representin'
Couldn't be more perfect
This is great.
woooot ! keepin it classy !
I feel like we've all had this conversation in one form or another. Haha absolutely hilarious
Swear to god my girlfriend says the same shit. Where's the freaky girls nowadays?
I love it lol
you shouldn't talk to your sister that way. haha
Finally!!!! An honest to goodness funny text.
What is penetrate?