I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
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well played sir.
Finally an honest to goodness funny text!
If that didn't work I don't know what will.
On the side of the bed??
its been a long time since there was one on here this funny. love it
Brilliant sheer utter briliance
OMG THIS IS EFFING HILARIOUS!! gotta give the girl props... She wants to keep it classy!
Fuck ye Houston, keep that shit to the point
Yes! Finally a decent text!
BEST one I've seen XD...penetrate, hahaha
Whoever disliked this...how is this NOT funny?? lol
Fucking awesome. Go Austin, Texas! Hell yeah
Funniest one one this site
Lmfao!!! Yay TFLN is funny again!! Lol
Fail! Trying to make it seem all smart and crap
Awesome! Class act for sure! :).
Finally something that's actually original. Too funny
This text makes me proud to be from H-town. Props to you OP!!!
This sums up the interactions of Houston/Austin people.
My two favorite places in one glorious tfln, so classy.
Way to keep it weird, Austin! And Houston.
My girlfriend is similar to this.
Oh wow I wanna kiss that boy. Trust me I know who da fuck is sexy.
LMFAOO hahaha omggg
Lol sounds like a conversation my husband and I had last night about screwing on the floor
This is awesone epic win
9:28 you're an idiot.
That's exactly something that would be said from my girlfriend! Perfect play!
Dog you a pimp.
That girl is a pussy.
Fucking love this!
ooo hes a gentleman. yum.
I want to marry this guy
Best one yet
Lmao I love this
My favorite tfln of all time
713! Htown bitch!!!
That. Is very classy sir. Keep it up
UT kids. Texas Fight!
He's a Nice gentleman
Hell yea, represent H-town!!
Hahajahahahahahahah omg f in funny
Hahahahahhaha so much win
Who says Texans are dumb? You go, my fellow Houdlstonians.
People from Houdlston says Texans are dumb.
Haha that's great!!
That is the best text ever!!!
This is stolen from Dane Cook
I honesly think if my bf said this to me I would marry him I swear to god
Best. Text. Ever.
This is fucking awesome.
Hahahahah good shit man
Wow so blunt
hahaha thats awesome... sounds like my ex
I freaking wanna shake your hand right now
HAHAHAHA!!!!! I want to marry this man!
This chick sounds BOOOOOOORRRRRIIIINNNGGGG
This is my pick up
Houston and Austin representin'
Nice! Funny as hell.
Its not very often that a text actually makes me laugh out loud. Props to you, good sir. And good luck with youd penetration.
Well played :)
Couldn't be more perfect
I feel like we've all had this conversation in one form or another. Haha absolutely hilarious
woooot ! keepin it classy !
This is great.
Sexyy! I want my boyfriend to send me dirty texts like this
Swear to god my girlfriend says the same shit. Where's the freaky girls nowadays?
Thanks for keeping it not so slurry Austin. :)
you shouldn't talk to your sister that way. haha
I love it lol
Finally!!!! An honest to goodness funny text.
What is penetrate?