I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
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well played sir.
Finally an honest to goodness funny text!
If that didn't work I don't know what will.
On the side of the bed??
its been a long time since there was one on here this funny. love it
OMG THIS IS EFFING HILARIOUS!! gotta give the girl props... She wants to keep it classy!
Whoever disliked this...how is this NOT funny?? lol
Brilliant sheer utter briliance
Funniest one one this site
Fail! Trying to make it seem all smart and crap
Yes! Finally a decent text!
BEST one I've seen XD...penetrate, hahaha
Lmfao!!! Yay TFLN is funny again!! Lol
Fucking awesome. Go Austin, Texas! Hell yeah
Fuck ye Houston, keep that shit to the point
This sums up the interactions of Houston/Austin people.
This text makes me proud to be from H-town. Props to you OP!!!
Finally something that's actually original. Too funny
Way to keep it weird, Austin! And Houston.
9:28 you're an idiot.
Best one yet
LMFAOO hahaha omggg
My two favorite places in one glorious tfln, so classy.
My girlfriend is similar to this.
This is awesone epic win
Lol sounds like a conversation my husband and I had last night about screwing on the floor
Dog you a pimp.
Awesome! Class act for sure! :).
That girl is a pussy.
Oh wow I wanna kiss that boy. Trust me I know who da fuck is sexy.
Fucking love this!
This is stolen from Dane Cook
Hahahahahhaha so much win
I want to marry this guy
That's exactly something that would be said from my girlfriend! Perfect play!
That. Is very classy sir. Keep it up
UT kids. Texas Fight!
My favorite tfln of all time
ooo hes a gentleman. yum.
Lmao I love this
Hahajahahahahahahah omg f in funny
Well played :)
Hahahahah good shit man
Haha that's great!!
He's a Nice gentleman
I honesly think if my bf said this to me I would marry him I swear to god
Hell yea, represent H-town!!
Sexyy! I want my boyfriend to send me dirty texts like this
Who says Texans are dumb? You go, my fellow Houdlstonians.
People from Houdlston says Texans are dumb.
That is the best text ever!!!
Thanks for keeping it not so slurry Austin. :)
hahaha thats awesome... sounds like my ex
I freaking wanna shake your hand right now
HAHAHAHA!!!!! I want to marry this man!
Wow so blunt
This chick sounds BOOOOOOORRRRRIIIINNNGGGG
This is fucking awesome.
713! Htown bitch!!!
Couldn't be more perfect
This is my pick up
Nice! Funny as hell.
Houston and Austin representin'
Best. Text. Ever.
Swear to god my girlfriend says the same shit. Where's the freaky girls nowadays?
I feel like we've all had this conversation in one form or another. Haha absolutely hilarious
Its not very often that a text actually makes me laugh out loud. Props to you, good sir. And good luck with youd penetration.
woooot ! keepin it classy !
This is great.
I love it lol
Finally!!!! An honest to goodness funny text.
you shouldn't talk to your sister that way. haha
What is penetrate?