I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
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well played sir.
Finally an honest to goodness funny text!
If that didn't work I don't know what will.
On the side of the bed??
its been a long time since there was one on here this funny. love it
OMG THIS IS EFFING HILARIOUS!! gotta give the girl props... She wants to keep it classy!
Whoever disliked this...how is this NOT funny?? lol
Brilliant sheer utter briliance
BEST one I've seen XD...penetrate, hahaha
Funniest one one this site
Fail! Trying to make it seem all smart and crap
Yes! Finally a decent text!
Fuck ye Houston, keep that shit to the point
Fucking awesome. Go Austin, Texas! Hell yeah
Lmfao!!! Yay TFLN is funny again!! Lol
This sums up the interactions of Houston/Austin people.
This text makes me proud to be from H-town. Props to you OP!!!
Way to keep it weird, Austin! And Houston.
Best one yet
Finally something that's actually original. Too funny
9:28 you're an idiot.
LMFAOO hahaha omggg
This is awesone epic win
My girlfriend is similar to this.
Awesome! Class act for sure! :).
Lol sounds like a conversation my husband and I had last night about screwing on the floor
My two favorite places in one glorious tfln, so classy.
Oh wow I wanna kiss that boy. Trust me I know who da fuck is sexy.
Dog you a pimp.
Fucking love this!
Hahahahahhaha so much win
That girl is a pussy.
This is stolen from Dane Cook
My favorite tfln of all time
I want to marry this guy
That. Is very classy sir. Keep it up
UT kids. Texas Fight!
ooo hes a gentleman. yum.
That's exactly something that would be said from my girlfriend! Perfect play!
Lmao I love this
Hahajahahahahahahah omg f in funny
He's a Nice gentleman
Hahahahah good shit man
I honesly think if my bf said this to me I would marry him I swear to god
Haha that's great!!
Well played :)
Hell yea, represent H-town!!
Sexyy! I want my boyfriend to send me dirty texts like this
Who says Texans are dumb? You go, my fellow Houdlstonians.
People from Houdlston says Texans are dumb.
That is the best text ever!!!
I freaking wanna shake your hand right now
HAHAHAHA!!!!! I want to marry this man!
hahaha thats awesome... sounds like my ex
This is fucking awesome.
This chick sounds BOOOOOOORRRRRIIIINNNGGGG
713! Htown bitch!!!
Couldn't be more perfect
Wow so blunt
Thanks for keeping it not so slurry Austin. :)
This is my pick up
Nice! Funny as hell.
Best. Text. Ever.
Houston and Austin representin'
Swear to god my girlfriend says the same shit. Where's the freaky girls nowadays?
Its not very often that a text actually makes me laugh out loud. Props to you, good sir. And good luck with youd penetration.
I feel like we've all had this conversation in one form or another. Haha absolutely hilarious
woooot ! keepin it classy !
This is great.
I love it lol
Finally!!!! An honest to goodness funny text.
you shouldn't talk to your sister that way. haha
What is penetrate?