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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:43am

    well played sir.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:07am

    Flawless execution

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:08am

    Finally an honest to goodness funny text!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:40am

    Flawless victory

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 1:42pm

    OMG THIS IS EFFING HILARIOUS!! gotta give the girl props... She wants to keep it classy!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:10am

    If that didn't work I don't know what will.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:30am

    Fucking perfect!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:23pm

    On the side of the bed??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:33am

    Awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:21pm

    Lol penetrate

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:56am

    Brilliant sheer utter briliance

  • Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 1, 10 at 5:34am

    Very sophisticated.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 10:51pm

    Hahahahah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 1:32am

    Niiiiiiiiiice

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 4:07pm

    Win.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:34am

    Yes

  • Submitted by tonyg729 on Jan 13, 10 at 10:06am

    its been a long time since there was one on here this funny. love it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 12:33am

    WIN

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:51pm

    LMAO

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 10 at 6:26am

    Fuck ye Houston, keep that shit to the point

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 2:06am

    Fucking awesome. Go Austin, Texas! Hell yeah

  • Submitted by IDKWTFTE94 on Aug 10, 10 at 6:17pm

    Epic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 3:22pm

    Funniest one one this site

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:59pm

    Whoever disliked this...how is this NOT funny?? lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 9:47pm

    Win.

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    Submitted by NerdyVE on Feb 10, 11 at 11:27pm

    WOOT!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 3:29pm

    My two favorite places in one glorious tfln, so classy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 8:52am

    Legendddd

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 9:32am

    This text makes me proud to be from H-town. Props to you OP!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 9:27am

    Fucking win

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:23pm

    Dog you a pimp.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 2:10pm

    9:28 you're an idiot.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:39am

    LMFAOO hahaha omggg

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 2:38pm

    Glourious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:11pm

    Yes! Finally a decent text!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 1:41am

    Hahahaha awesome!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:31pm

    Way to keep it weird, Austin! And Houston.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 2:29pm

    Fucking awesome!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:16pm

    713! Htown bitch!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:12am

    Lmaoooo!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 10:19pm

    Hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 1:09pm

    Katy?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:51am

    C v

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 12:11am

    Anal penetration

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:04pm

    Epic win!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 9:31am

    This text makes me proud to be from H-town. Props to you OP!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:28pm

    My girlfriend is similar to this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 8:15pm

    Who says Texans are dumb? You go, my fellow Houdlstonians.

    • Submitted by jonathan171 on Jan 13, 10 at 9:36pm

      People from Houdlston says Texans are dumb.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:59pm

    Bahahah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:00am

    Epic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 3:41am

    Ftw!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 3:37pm

    Lol sounds like a conversation my husband and I had last night about screwing on the floor

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:31am

    Lmfao!!! Yay TFLN is funny again!! Lol

  • Submitted by mgnjr2 on Mar 27, 11 at 1:47pm

    This is awesone epic win

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 7:07am

    Finally something that's actually original. Too funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 4:13pm

    LMAO

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 3:09pm

    hahaha thats awesome... sounds like my ex

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:59am

    Love it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:44pm

    This sums up the interactions of Houston/Austin people.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 9:46pm

    This is great.

  • Submitted by thatguycman on Jul 30, 10 at 6:17pm

    Best one yet

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:12pm

    Yes! Finally a decent text!

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    Submitted by gamenick94 on Nov 20, 11 at 7:42pm

    Fail! Trying to make it seem all smart and crap

  • Submitted by SAM1324 on Apr 20, 11 at 11:57pm

    BEST one I've seen XD...penetrate, hahaha

  • Submitted by supimbrookiebaby on Apr 11, 10 at 6:38pm

    Sexyy! I want my boyfriend to send me dirty texts like this

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    Submitted by freefallin4eva on Jun 22, 11 at 2:54am

    ooo hes a gentleman. yum.

  • Submitted by alphabet on Jan 17, 10 at 2:32am

    well done.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:29pm

    Houston and Austin representin'

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:43am

    HAHA.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:32am

    Hahahahahahahaaaaaa!!

  • Submitted by polkadot on Feb 15, 10 at 6:28pm

    This is fucking awesome.

  • Submitted by native on Jan 13, 10 at 10:47am

    Well done!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 2:53pm

    That's exactly something that would be said from my girlfriend! Perfect play!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:30pm

    Hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:45pm

    Hahahahahhaha so much win

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 1:34am

    UT kids. Texas Fight!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 4:30pm

    YES.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:08am

    Finally!!!! An honest to goodness funny text.

  • Submitted by SandyL69 on Apr 14, 11 at 11:11pm

    That's awesome!

  • Submitted by bloo707 on Jun 30, 10 at 1:29am

    I honesly think if my bf said this to me I would marry him I swear to god

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 10:16pm

    Nice! Funny as hell.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:34am

    Love it!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 5:11am

    Best. Text. Ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:32pm

    Wow so blunt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 8:11pm

    I feel like we've all had this conversation in one form or another. Haha absolutely hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 11:46am

    I want to marry this guy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 2:20pm

    Lmao I love this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:26am

    bwahahahahahahahahaha!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 2:04pm

    I love it lol

  • Submitted by tiff1885 on Jan 14, 10 at 1:12am

    bahahahahahahahahahahahaa!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:28am

    First!!

  • Submitted by SandyL69 on Apr 21, 11 at 11:17pm

    Fucking love this!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 7:49am

    Sweet

  • Submitted by yo1 on Apr 18, 11 at 1:36am

    He's a Nice gentleman

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:25am

    Lol!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 9:25pm

    Haa beautiful

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 1:06am

    Genius

  • Submitted by SexyAustin on Mar 24, 10 at 9:42pm

    Oh wow I wanna kiss that boy. Trust me I know who da fuck is sexy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:31pm

    Haha nice!!!

  • Submitted by courtney87 on May 19, 11 at 10:53pm

    Haha that's great!!

  • Submitted by studmufin2120 on Mar 24, 11 at 11:40pm

    Hell yea, represent H-town!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:35am

    This is my pick up

  • Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jan 13, 10 at 9:38pm

    whipped

  • Submitted by mjc1990 on Jun 8, 11 at 2:11am

    Yes...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 10:53pm

    Thanks for keeping it not so slurry Austin. :)

  • Submitted by JMcGlosson on May 26, 11 at 2:37am

    Its not very often that a text actually makes me laugh out loud. Props to you, good sir. And good luck with youd penetration.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 12:29pm

    Well played :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 1:32am

    Niiiiiiiiiiiice

  • 68 84
    Submitted by leighleighbaby on Jul 14, 11 at 2:42am

    I freaking wanna shake your hand right now

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 4:03pm

    Bahahahaha

  • 69 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 13, 12 at 6:09pm

    Awesome! Class act for sure! :).

  • Submitted by LOVELIFEE on May 21, 10 at 9:56pm

    woooot ! keepin it classy !

  • Submitted by dogmathe2nd on Oct 16, 10 at 8:01pm

    you shouldn't talk to your sister that way. haha

  • Submitted by RogerDorn on Apr 28, 10 at 12:45am

    Great recovery

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 3:52am

    This is stolen from Dane Cook

  • Submitted by mir00 on Oct 24, 11 at 11:48pm

    That girl is a pussy.

  • Submitted by hmoatx31 on Aug 17, 11 at 6:23pm

    My favorite tfln of all time

  • Submitted by Ekky on Jul 22, 10 at 6:21am

    That is the best text ever!!!

  • Submitted by 4/20 on Jun 22, 10 at 5:10am

    Supa klassy

  • Submitted by akaraab321 on Aug 23, 10 at 2:46pm

    Swear to god my girlfriend says the same shit. Where's the freaky girls nowadays?

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    Submitted by LaxLife on Jan 14, 12 at 11:46pm

    Classy.

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    Submitted by boobooday on Mar 22, 12 at 7:58pm

    genius!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 12:55am

    Hahahahah good shit man

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 7:42pm

    Hahajahahahahahahah omg f in funny

  • Submitted by mojoriley12 on Jul 6, 11 at 12:56am

    HAHAHAHA!!!!! I want to marry this man!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:35pm

    713!!!

  • Submitted by pkrsfan7 on May 25, 11 at 12:13am

    Joseph ducruex?!

  • Submitted by theman7799 on Apr 20, 10 at 1:40am

    Couldn't be more perfect

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 1:12am

    Houston!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 12:33am

    WIN

  • Submitted by sarakdelarosa89 on Feb 28, 10 at 4:35pm

    Freakin hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:29am

    First

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    Submitted by SkyKnight_25 on Aug 27, 12 at 5:16am

    That. Is very classy sir. Keep it up

  • Submitted by betch321 on Aug 31, 10 at 4:35am

    Marry me

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    Submitted by tobydz on Jan 25, 13 at 6:57pm

    This chick sounds BOOOOOOORRRRRIIIINNNGGGG

  • Submitted by elfuego on May 5, 10 at 3:54am

    Epic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:28am

    What is penetrate?