I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
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well played sir.
Finally an honest to goodness funny text!
If that didn't work I don't know what will.
On the side of the bed??
its been a long time since there was one on here this funny. love it
Brilliant sheer utter briliance
OMG THIS IS EFFING HILARIOUS!! gotta give the girl props... She wants to keep it classy!
Fuck ye Houston, keep that shit to the point
Yes! Finally a decent text!
Fucking awesome. Go Austin, Texas! Hell yeah
BEST one I've seen XD...penetrate, hahaha
Funniest one one this site
Fail! Trying to make it seem all smart and crap
Whoever disliked this...how is this NOT funny?? lol
Lmfao!!! Yay TFLN is funny again!! Lol
This text makes me proud to be from H-town. Props to you OP!!!
Finally something that's actually original. Too funny
Awesome! Class act for sure! :).
This sums up the interactions of Houston/Austin people.
Way to keep it weird, Austin! And Houston.
My two favorite places in one glorious tfln, so classy.
This is awesone epic win
My girlfriend is similar to this.
LMFAOO hahaha omggg
9:28 you're an idiot.
Lol sounds like a conversation my husband and I had last night about screwing on the floor
That's exactly something that would be said from my girlfriend! Perfect play!
Dog you a pimp.
Oh wow I wanna kiss that boy. Trust me I know who da fuck is sexy.
Fucking love this!
That girl is a pussy.
ooo hes a gentleman. yum.
Lmao I love this
I want to marry this guy
Best one yet
Who says Texans are dumb? You go, my fellow Houdlstonians.
People from Houdlston says Texans are dumb.
Hell yea, represent H-town!!
713! Htown bitch!!!
He's a Nice gentleman
UT kids. Texas Fight!
That. Is very classy sir. Keep it up
HAHAHAHA!!!!! I want to marry this man!
I honesly think if my bf said this to me I would marry him I swear to god
I freaking wanna shake your hand right now
My favorite tfln of all time
This is fucking awesome.
Best. Text. Ever.
Haha that's great!!
Hahajahahahahahahah omg f in funny
hahaha thats awesome... sounds like my ex
Hahahahah good shit man
This is my pick up
Hahahahahhaha so much win
Its not very often that a text actually makes me laugh out loud. Props to you, good sir. And good luck with youd penetration.
Wow so blunt
Nice! Funny as hell.
I feel like we've all had this conversation in one form or another. Haha absolutely hilarious
This is stolen from Dane Cook
That is the best text ever!!!
This chick sounds BOOOOOOORRRRRIIIINNNGGGG
Houston and Austin representin'
Couldn't be more perfect
Well played :)
This is great.
Sexyy! I want my boyfriend to send me dirty texts like this
Swear to god my girlfriend says the same shit. Where's the freaky girls nowadays?
woooot ! keepin it classy !
Thanks for keeping it not so slurry Austin. :)
you shouldn't talk to your sister that way. haha
I love it lol
Finally!!!! An honest to goodness funny text.
What is penetrate?