I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
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well played sir.
Finally an honest to goodness funny text!
If that didn't work I don't know what will.
On the side of the bed??
its been a long time since there was one on here this funny. love it
Whoever disliked this...how is this NOT funny?? lol
OMG THIS IS EFFING HILARIOUS!! gotta give the girl props... She wants to keep it classy!
Brilliant sheer utter briliance
Funniest one one this site
Fail! Trying to make it seem all smart and crap
Yes! Finally a decent text!
BEST one I've seen XD...penetrate, hahaha
Lmfao!!! Yay TFLN is funny again!! Lol
Fucking awesome. Go Austin, Texas! Hell yeah
Fuck ye Houston, keep that shit to the point
This sums up the interactions of Houston/Austin people.
Way to keep it weird, Austin! And Houston.
Finally something that's actually original. Too funny
9:28 you're an idiot.
LMFAOO hahaha omggg
This text makes me proud to be from H-town. Props to you OP!!!
Best one yet
My girlfriend is similar to this.
My two favorite places in one glorious tfln, so classy.
That girl is a pussy.
This is awesone epic win
Lol sounds like a conversation my husband and I had last night about screwing on the floor
Awesome! Class act for sure! :).
Oh wow I wanna kiss that boy. Trust me I know who da fuck is sexy.
Dog you a pimp.
This is stolen from Dane Cook
Hahahahahhaha so much win
Fucking love this!
That. Is very classy sir. Keep it up
UT kids. Texas Fight!
I want to marry this guy
That's exactly something that would be said from my girlfriend! Perfect play!
My favorite tfln of all time
ooo hes a gentleman. yum.
Well played :)
Lmao I love this
He's a Nice gentleman
Hell yea, represent H-town!!
Hahahahah good shit man
Hahajahahahahahahah omg f in funny
Haha that's great!!
I honesly think if my bf said this to me I would marry him I swear to god
Sexyy! I want my boyfriend to send me dirty texts like this
Who says Texans are dumb? You go, my fellow Houdlstonians.
People from Houdlston says Texans are dumb.
That is the best text ever!!!
hahaha thats awesome... sounds like my ex
Thanks for keeping it not so slurry Austin. :)
HAHAHAHA!!!!! I want to marry this man!
I freaking wanna shake your hand right now
Couldn't be more perfect
This chick sounds BOOOOOOORRRRRIIIINNNGGGG
This is fucking awesome.
713! Htown bitch!!!
Wow so blunt
This is my pick up
Houston and Austin representin'
Nice! Funny as hell.
Swear to god my girlfriend says the same shit. Where's the freaky girls nowadays?
Best. Text. Ever.
I feel like we've all had this conversation in one form or another. Haha absolutely hilarious
Its not very often that a text actually makes me laugh out loud. Props to you, good sir. And good luck with youd penetration.
woooot ! keepin it classy !
This is great.
I love it lol
Finally!!!! An honest to goodness funny text.
you shouldn't talk to your sister that way. haha
What is penetrate?