i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
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I think if I ever did this I would feel terrible about myself as a person, I'm not gonna lie
averagepartycunt evolves to megapartycunt. It's pokemon for people who fail to grasp irony.
The person that posted this listens to the Jason Ellis show. WIN.
i always thought the pterodactyl is when you're fucking and out of nowhere the person on top grabs the sheets, screams "CAW CAW" and then goes back to fucking like nothing ever happened.
that takes coordination...
Everyone on this website is a whore 10:23, what's your point? Otherwise we wouldn't be here, except for the people who can't get any.
This is called Pterodactyl porn because of a video that used to be online (which I can no longer find). This picture is the best I can do: google pterodactyl porn and scroll down to the ebaum's link "pterodactyl porn picture". Should explain things.
I bet her Daddy is just SO proud of her now.
12:47 You call it friendship, I call bisexuality. So does the rest of the world
Which one of you went to Elon?
Lots of classless whores out there these days. I prefer two women on me in private than three dudes on one broad in public.
I don't see what that has to do with giant winged dinosaurs.
it's called ski poling
actually 10:04, it was called being a whore.
Also, why automatically assume 10:04 is female? It couldn't have been a dude who's done this? Wtf?
LOL @ evolution of partycunt. I'm gonna add that word to my T9.
That sounds delightful
in bedrock, fred barney and bambam lined up on a wall with betty on her knees. i think i saw that on an episode when i was a kid.
Actually the word whore suggests payment was involved.
so, the two guys on the "wings" part of this move just get to stare at each other as they both get off?
im really hoping i don't know any of the people in this text
i think it's funny that 3 guys want to get naked together and watch each other get off. cock party anyone?
It is also called the 'air tight ski pole'. Courtesy of Bubba the Love Sponge.
oh so its called the pterodactyl? megapartycunt here, and i've been doing this for yearsss, but never knew it had a name!
Yeah, I've done this, but it was never called the pterodactyl. It was just making the most of what's there.
Actually 10:23, you have to get paid to be a whore.
jerking movement of the arms is supposed to be like the wings flapping...
dying seagull is cruel, this one's more just .... funny. Like really really I hope I see it funny.
i know a girl who's signature move was the starfish.... basically the pterodactyl + 2...
Hahaha its funny that I was probably the person he heard this from - greekfreak
uh, a blowjob without hand motion is worthless. I'm a chick. I give great head, so I know these things.
9:42 Actually no you have to be paid to be a PROSTITUTE, a whore is just synonomous with slut
12:56 thats the point...the flap their wings and dont move anywhere...
what an amateur!
girl takes it in the mouth vag n ass while jerking two guys. yep.
This manouver is call a Screaming Eagle. Just to straighten things out.
hey 12:47......what?? go to school and learn some grammar.
the tearodactul= girl blows 3 guys in a row, guys poop on her
i get it its the flintstones. yabbaddabbadoo! i think barney used to fuck pterodactyls. shit that's a fucked up word.
10:23, couldve have said it better myself
Flinstones? Seriously? It's a porn clip - learn how to google
its more like the girl is in the middle facing the guy she is blowing with two guys facing each side of her getting jerked. see it now??
I've also heard it referred to as the Flying Penguin. Nice moves. Unless you are the guy on the couch who didn't get picked to play.
How is a girl having sex with more than one people making her a whore. Women are physically designed to be able to have sex with more than one partner at once. It's Darwinian. Men having sex with more than one female is stupid because they only have one penis. Women have LOTS of holes. Why aren't more women taking advantage of their orifices?
yea so where exactly were these kinds of girls at the parties i went too
10:23, i'm still laughing!
also known as the Spastic Eagle
omg LOLFRYied hilarious
I have lost all hope for this generation.