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  • averagepartycunt evolves to megapartycunt. It's pokemon for people who fail to grasp irony.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 2:16am
  • I think if I ever did this I would feel terrible about myself as a person, I'm not gonna lie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 11:03pm
  • The person that posted this listens to the Jason Ellis show. WIN.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:59am
  • i always thought the pterodactyl is when you're fucking and out of nowhere the person on top grabs the sheets, screams "CAW CAW" and then goes back to fucking like nothing ever happened.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 8:18am
  • that takes coordination...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 5:30pm
  • Everyone on this website is a whore 10:23, what's your point? Otherwise we wouldn't be here, except for the people who can't get any.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 8:15pm
  • This is called Pterodactyl porn because of a video that used to be online (which I can no longer find). This picture is the best I can do: google pterodactyl porn and scroll down to the ebaum's link "pterodactyl porn picture". Should explain things. -VCU student

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 12:13pm
  • I bet her Daddy is just SO proud of her now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 3:06pm
  • 12:47 You call it friendship, I call bisexuality. So does the rest of the world

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 8:19pm
  • Which one of you went to Elon?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:48am
  • Also, why automatically assume 10:04 is female? It couldn't have been a dude who's done this? Wtf?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 8:15pm
  • Lots of classless whores out there these days. I prefer two women on me in private than three dudes on one broad in public.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 5:24pm
  • That sounds delightful

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:55am
  • actually 10:04, it was called being a whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:23pm
  • it's called ski poling

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:38am
  • I don't see what that has to do with giant winged dinosaurs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:49pm
  • im really hoping i don't know any of the people in this text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 11:25pm
  • LOL @ evolution of partycunt. I'm gonna add that word to my T9.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:29am
  • so, the two guys on the "wings" part of this move just get to stare at each other as they both get off?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 11:16pm
  • i think it's funny that 3 guys want to get naked together and watch each other get off. cock party anyone?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:52pm
  • It is also called the 'air tight ski pole'. Courtesy of Bubba the Love Sponge.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:46am
  • Actually the word whore suggests payment was involved.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:46pm
  • oh so its called the pterodactyl? megapartycunt here, and i've been doing this for yearsss, but never knew it had a name!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 10:45am
  • Yeah, I've done this, but it was never called the pterodactyl. It was just making the most of what's there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:04pm
  • in bedrock, fred barney and bambam lined up on a wall with betty on her knees. i think i saw that on an episode when i was a kid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:47pm
  • Actually 10:23, you have to get paid to be a whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:42am
  • jerking movement of the arms is supposed to be like the wings flapping...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:53pm
  • dying seagull is cruel, this one's more just .... funny. Like really really I hope I see it funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:00am
  • i know a girl who's signature move was the starfish.... basically the pterodactyl + 2...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 11:31pm
  • Hahaha its funny that I was probably the person he heard this from - greekfreak

    Submitted by greekfreak757 on Mar 16, 10 at 2:37am
  • 9:42 Actually no you have to be paid to be a PROSTITUTE, a whore is just synonomous with slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 3:56pm
  • uh, a blowjob without hand motion is worthless. I'm a chick. I give great head, so I know these things.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 10:19pm
  • This manouver is call a Screaming Eagle. Just to straighten things out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 6:03am
  • 12:56 thats the point...the flap their wings and dont move anywhere...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:48am
  • what an amateur! DYING SEAGULL girl takes it in the mouth vag n ass while jerking two guys. yep.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 11:55pm
  • the tearodactul= girl blows 3 guys in a row, guys poop on her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 2:15am
  • hey 12:47......what?? go to school and learn some grammar.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:08am
  • i get it its the flintstones. yabbaddabbadoo! i think barney used to fuck pterodactyls. shit that's a fucked up word.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:55pm
  • I've also heard it referred to as the Flying Penguin. Nice moves. Unless you are the guy on the couch who didn't get picked to play.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 12:38am
  • 10:23, couldve have said it better myself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:44pm
  • yea so where exactly were these kinds of girls at the parties i went too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 11:09pm
  • Flinstones? Seriously? It's a porn clip - learn how to google

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 8:43am
  • its more like the girl is in the middle facing the guy she is blowing with two guys facing each side of her getting jerked. see it now??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:24pm
  • How is a girl having sex with more than one people making her a whore. Women are physically designed to be able to have sex with more than one partner at once. It's Darwinian. Men having sex with more than one female is stupid because they only have one penis. Women have LOTS of holes. Why aren't more women taking advantage of their orifices?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 10:47am
  • 10:23, i'm still laughing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 11:29pm
  • also known as the Spastic Eagle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 3:57am
  • omg LOLFRYied hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 1:02am
  • I have lost all hope for this generation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 10:06pm