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  • 81 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:02pm

    yeah it's called iBrate

  • 80 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 6:07pm

    A real vibrator would be less funny though.

  • 76 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:20am

    I wonder what her reply would be to the text.....

  • 76 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:18pm

    fuckin west texas haha

  • 72 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:02pm

    well, that's different

  • 65 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 4:14am

    Ew, I would never want to use my phone again.

  • 62 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:04pm

    you used the term va-jay-jay. bad night.

  • 68 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:09pm

    ^^ apparently there's an app for that

  • 61 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:41pm

    If you can fit an iPhone in your puss then you prob have other toys way better than any iPhone app.

  • 72 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 10:33am

    technology. big fail.

  • 67 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:45pm

    wow...technology can go anywhere

  • 67 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:38pm

    I know a group of people who love the term va jay jay, and they live in Midland aka area code 432. I'm sorta ashamed that I probably know who this girl is.. Then again, I might just give her a call.

  • 60 61
    Submitted by kold2day on Apr 9, 10 at 2:33am

    I had to bust out two instant messengers and a phone to handle one of these situations

  • 60 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 5:11pm

    Oh west Texas, you never seize to amaze me. (:

  • 56 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:22pm

    New voicemail recording: "Sorry but I can't get to my phone right now because it's inside of me. Please leave a message and I'll call you back as soon as I finish."

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 9:13pm

    Everything is bigger in Texas. Even the Va-Jay-Jays! Oh that's because of me ;) I'm from odessa

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:19pm

    Awesome, I want to hang out with this chick. Google me - SlooterMcgavin

  • 68 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:55pm

    Horny kids jam devices up their twats. News at 11.

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:53pm

    Hey if a bluetooth vibrator can be made, why not an app for an iphone?

  • 65 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:04pm

    2:02 i can't figure out if you're serious or not but i lmao either way

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:44pm

    ouch..... that is all

  • 61 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 5:35pm

    I don't know if I'd want to talk on my phone after that. Just think- it was in your vagina and then you held it against your face. Gross. I'd much rather use a real vibrator (which I wouldn't hold against my face afterwards)!

  • 61 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:50pm

    Anyone with an iPhone, is there really an app for that? 'Cause that wouldn't surprise me. Too bad my blackberry's too large for rectal insertion.

  • 63 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:42pm

    Ummm ya I'm thinking it might be fun to jam a phone up her ass and then fuck her twat. Vibrating DP FTW!

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:43pm

    3:39 -that's why you lick it off!

  • 54 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 10:20am

    Have a general idea who this girl is, oh how midland is filled with whores. I think I'm gonna have to call CNP and see if it's her. Ha black hole anyone?

  • 45 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:55pm

    never lose your phone again

  • 63 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:10pm

    i wonder if she gets good reception in there...

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 6:24pm

    what about water damage? lol

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 10:13pm

    @ 5:11, it's "cease." you never "cease" to amaze me...

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:25pm

    High tech vibrator

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:21am

    It'd be worse if your vibrator could turn in to a phone. Fuck answering that on public transport...

  • 42 43
    Submitted by Bella_Tragedia on Sep 3, 10 at 5:46pm

    I live in Big Spring, Texas, and I know who this was written about. Her name is Holly Platte. Look her up on Facebook. Rofl.

  • 57 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:16pm

    4:21 I thought you were joking about Dildriod, until I actually downloaded it...

  • 68 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 7:50pm

    that's pretty ridiculous! hahaaa

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:59am

    Midland Texas... Now was this girl at our farm party? Hahaha is it the Phillips skrew driver? Phillips.....

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:36pm

    holy shit there actually IS an app for that?

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 3:39am

    its not like u can wash a phone......ew

  • 57 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:27pm

    omg it is an actual app

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 9:44pm

    There's an app for the iPhone called MyVibe that you can download for this very reason.

  • 39 55
    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Sep 8, 10 at 9:48pm

    If you can't say "VAGINA" you have serious issues!

  • 55 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 4:21pm

    If it is a G1 phone there is an app called Dildroid for this reason.. you can send Dildroid messages with a variety of rings/vibrates in the message..

  • 54 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:32pm

    lmao, wow. this doesn't surprise me at all. technology is finally catching up with our kinkiness. stick it in her vagina while fucking her in the ass. can't go wrong with that :)

  • 56 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 5:56pm

    hahahahah hahahahaha hahahahh hahahaha

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:19pm

    wait hold up .... thers an app for putting a phone in your vagina? ...odd

  • 37 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:10pm

    now who put it there

  • 41 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:03pm

    somebody's havin a lil fun with the vibrate setting lol