TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
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Ew, I would never want to use my phone again.
I wonder what her reply would be to the text.....
Horny kids jam devices up their twats. News at 11.
technology. big fail.
A real vibrator would be less funny though.
well, that's different
fuckin west texas haha
ouch..... that is all
yeah it's called iBrate
Ummm ya I'm thinking it might be fun to jam a phone up her ass and then fuck her twat. Vibrating DP FTW!
If you can fit an iPhone in your puss then you prob have other toys way better than any iPhone app.
I don't know if I'd want to talk on my phone after that. Just think- it was in your vagina and then you held it against your face. Gross. I'd much rather use a real vibrator (which I wouldn't hold against my face afterwards)!
^^ apparently there's an app for that
wow...technology can go anywhere
what about water damage? lol
you used the term va-jay-jay. bad night.
Awesome, I want to hang out with this chick. Google me - SlooterMcgavin
Everything is bigger in Texas. Even the Va-Jay-Jays! Oh that's because of me ;) I'm from odessa
I had to bust out two instant messengers and a phone to handle one of these situations
Hey if a bluetooth vibrator can be made, why not an app for an iphone?
It'd be worse if your vibrator could turn in to a phone. Fuck answering that on public transport...
New voicemail recording: "Sorry but I can't get to my phone right now because it's inside of me. Please leave a message and I'll call you back as soon as I finish."
Anyone with an iPhone, is there really an app for that?
'Cause that wouldn't surprise me.
Too bad my blackberry's too large for rectal insertion.
holy shit there actually IS an app for that?
Midland Texas... Now was this girl at our farm party? Hahaha is it the Phillips skrew driver? Phillips.....
2:02 i can't figure out if you're serious or not but i lmao either way
never lose your phone again
its not like u can wash a phone......ew
that's pretty ridiculous! hahaaa
4:21 I thought you were joking about Dildriod, until I actually downloaded it...
@ 5:11, it's "cease." you never "cease" to amaze me...
I know a group of people who love the term va jay jay, and they live in Midland aka area code 432. I'm sorta ashamed that I probably know who this girl is.. Then again, I might just give her a call.
If it is a G1 phone there is an app called Dildroid for this reason.. you can send Dildroid messages with a variety of rings/vibrates in the message..
omg it is an actual app
Have a general idea who this girl is, oh how midland is filled with whores. I think I'm gonna have to call CNP and see if it's her. Ha black hole anyone?
Oh west Texas, you never seize to amaze me. (:
I live in Big Spring, Texas, and I know who this was written about. Her name is Holly Platte. Look her up on Facebook. Rofl.
There's an app for the iPhone called MyVibe that you can download for this very reason.
3:39 -that's why you lick it off!
High tech vibrator
i wonder if she gets good reception in there...
If you can't say "VAGINA" you have serious issues!
somebody's havin a lil fun with the vibrate setting lol
lmao, wow. this doesn't surprise me at all. technology is finally catching up with our kinkiness. stick it in her vagina while fucking her in the ass. can't go wrong with that :)
wait hold up .... thers an app for putting a phone in your vagina?
now who put it there
hahahahah hahahahaha hahahahh hahahaha