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  • Ew, I would never want to use my phone again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 4:14am
  • I wonder what her reply would be to the text.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:20am
  • A real vibrator would be less funny though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 6:07pm
  • technology. big fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 10:33am
  • yeah it's called iBrate

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:02pm
  • Horny kids jam devices up their twats. News at 11.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:55pm
  • well, that's different

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:02pm
  • fuckin west texas haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:18pm
  • Everything is bigger in Texas. Even the Va-Jay-Jays! Oh that's because of me ;) I'm from odessa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 9:13pm
  • wow...technology can go anywhere

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:45pm
  • If you can fit an iPhone in your puss then you prob have other toys way better than any iPhone app.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:41pm
  • ^^ apparently there's an app for that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:09pm
  • 2:02 i can't figure out if you're serious or not but i lmao either way

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:04pm
  • you used the term va-jay-jay. bad night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:04pm
  • Awesome, I want to hang out with this chick. Google me - SlooterMcgavin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:19pm
  • ouch..... that is all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:44pm
  • I don't know if I'd want to talk on my phone after that. Just think- it was in your vagina and then you held it against your face. Gross. I'd much rather use a real vibrator (which I wouldn't hold against my face afterwards)!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 5:35pm
  • Ummm ya I'm thinking it might be fun to jam a phone up her ass and then fuck her twat. Vibrating DP FTW!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:42pm
  • New voicemail recording: "Sorry but I can't get to my phone right now because it's inside of me. Please leave a message and I'll call you back as soon as I finish."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:22pm
  • It'd be worse if your vibrator could turn in to a phone. Fuck answering that on public transport...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:21am
  • I had to bust out two instant messengers and a phone to handle one of these situations

    Submitted by kold2day on Apr 9, 10 at 2:33am
  • Oh west Texas, you never seize to amaze me. (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 5:11pm
  • Hey if a bluetooth vibrator can be made, why not an app for an iphone?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:53pm
  • Anyone with an iPhone, is there really an app for that? 'Cause that wouldn't surprise me. Too bad my blackberry's too large for rectal insertion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:50pm
  • I know a group of people who love the term va jay jay, and they live in Midland aka area code 432. I'm sorta ashamed that I probably know who this girl is.. Then again, I might just give her a call.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:38pm
  • 4:21 I thought you were joking about Dildriod, until I actually downloaded it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:16pm
  • what about water damage? lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 6:24pm
  • never lose your phone again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:55pm
  • that's pretty ridiculous! hahaaa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 7:50pm
  • @ 5:11, it's "cease." you never "cease" to amaze me...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 10:13pm
  • Have a general idea who this girl is, oh how midland is filled with whores. I think I'm gonna have to call CNP and see if it's her. Ha black hole anyone?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 10:20am
  • its not like u can wash a phone......ew

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 3:39am
  • i wonder if she gets good reception in there...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:10pm
  • holy shit there actually IS an app for that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:36pm
  • High tech vibrator

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:25pm
  • 3:39 -that's why you lick it off!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:43pm
  • I live in Big Spring, Texas, and I know who this was written about. Her name is Holly Platte. Look her up on Facebook. Rofl.

    Submitted by Bella_Tragedia on Sep 3, 10 at 5:46pm
  • Midland Texas... Now was this girl at our farm party? Hahaha is it the Phillips skrew driver? Phillips.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:59am
  • If it is a G1 phone there is an app called Dildroid for this reason.. you can send Dildroid messages with a variety of rings/vibrates in the message..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 4:21pm
  • There's an app for the iPhone called MyVibe that you can download for this very reason.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 9:44pm
  • lmao, wow. this doesn't surprise me at all. technology is finally catching up with our kinkiness. stick it in her vagina while fucking her in the ass. can't go wrong with that :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:32pm
  • If you can't say "VAGINA" you have serious issues!

    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Sep 8, 10 at 9:48pm
  • wait hold up .... thers an app for putting a phone in your vagina? ...odd

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:19pm
  • omg it is an actual app

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:27pm
  • hahahahah hahahahaha hahahahh hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 5:56pm
  • somebody's havin a lil fun with the vibrate setting lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:03pm
  • now who put it there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:10pm