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  • Submitted by 9miletn on Jan 26, 12 at 11:27am

    Said William Jefferson Clinton about a night out with Monica Lewinsky.

  • Submitted by balletballet on Jan 26, 12 at 10:57am

    God bless America

  • Submitted by porksword on Jan 26, 12 at 12:40pm

    USA! Suck yeah!

  • Submitted by haliganbar on Jan 26, 12 at 3:46pm

    America. Fuck yeah!

  • Submitted by MissIzzle on Jan 26, 12 at 11:03am

    This is the epitome of awesomeness. Gotta love us American girls.

  • Submitted by DP24 on Jan 26, 12 at 7:46pm

    This is the time you start singing the national anthem.

    • Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 26, 12 at 10:04pm

      have her hum the national anthem while blowing you....oral is always better with a lil humming action

  • Submitted by dmoney1234 on Jan 26, 12 at 10:18pm

    How ironic... You were shooting off in her mouth while Obama shot off his mouth.

  • Submitted by DipInMyLip on Jan 30, 12 at 12:52am

    That's clearly because blowjobs are way more important than anything Obama has to say

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    Submitted by jonathan171 on Jan 27, 12 at 2:02am

    Not now Michelle! I'm busy!

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    Submitted by bulllwinkle on Jan 26, 12 at 8:36pm


  • Submitted by girlygears13 on Jan 26, 12 at 12:30pm

    Ya know whenever I hear politicians speak, it's like the grown ups in Charlie Brown. Wah Wah Wah wa Wah ...

    • Submitted by roughNready on Jan 26, 12 at 8:28pm

      maybe you should broaden your education beyond that of grade school, you might acquire a deeper understanding of the world and how it works

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    Submitted by niceman on Jan 27, 12 at 6:43pm

    Wow, Barack had a white girl stashed under the podium?