Have some text gold?


You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • Said William Jefferson Clinton about a night out with Monica Lewinsky.

    Submitted by 9miletn on Jan 26, 12 at 11:27am
  • God bless America

    Submitted by balletballet on Jan 26, 12 at 10:57am
  • USA! Suck yeah!

    Submitted by porksword on Jan 26, 12 at 12:40pm
  • America. Fuck yeah!

    Submitted by haliganbar on Jan 26, 12 at 3:46pm
  • This is the epitome of awesomeness. Gotta love us American girls.

    Submitted by MissIzzle on Jan 26, 12 at 11:03am
  • This is the time you start singing the national anthem.

    Submitted by DP24 on Jan 26, 12 at 7:46pm
    • have her hum the national anthem while blowing you....oral is always better with a lil humming action

      Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 26, 12 at 10:04pm
  • Not now Michelle! I'm busy!

    Submitted by jonathan171 on Jan 27, 12 at 2:02am
  • That's clearly because blowjobs are way more important than anything Obama has to say

    Submitted by DipInMyLip on Jan 30, 12 at 12:52am
  • How ironic... You were shooting off in her mouth while Obama shot off his mouth.

    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Jan 26, 12 at 10:18pm
  • 'Merica.

    Submitted by bulllwinkle on Jan 26, 12 at 8:36pm
  • Ya know whenever I hear politicians speak, it's like the grown ups in Charlie Brown. Wah Wah Wah wa Wah ...

    Submitted by girlygears13 on Jan 26, 12 at 12:30pm
    • maybe you should broaden your education beyond that of grade school, you might acquire a deeper understanding of the world and how it works

      Submitted by roughNready on Jan 26, 12 at 8:28pm
  • Wow, Barack had a white girl stashed under the podium?

    Submitted by niceman on Jan 27, 12 at 6:43pm