I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
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"I broke my toaster making an egg" HAHAHAH
You're doing ALL OF IT wrong
Quitting drinking is never the answer. Accepting that life is more surreal than a Salvadore Dali painting is the answer.
Bet you send a similar text about 52 times a year....
Nobody likes a quitter.