I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
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Am I the only one who interpreted this as he has been cheating on her?
nope! that was my first thought
did you also tell her that the maid did a "clean sweep" in your pants?
Ugh. I hate people like you.
This is why STDs are running wild.
First time daddy?
Maybe she doesn't care enough to care about what you do?
Knock, knock, knock, housekeeping
your an idiot.
Your either a dumbass that likes to go uncovered or a douchebag that has an even bigger douchebag of a girlfriend for buying that. Either way I hope you get chlamydia of the face. Wanker.
You're a sick bastard who can't even put a period at the end of his sentence. Shame on the OP.
You're a sick bastard who incorrectly spells "GRAMMAR"!
Jooknow this reminds me of Mexicans and blondes for some reason. Can't put my finger on it though...
OMG from my area code, explains a lot!