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  • 60 77
    Submitted by wallflower11 on Feb 17, 14 at 1:01pm

    I think giving up all hope of finding someone is worse... or was that last Valentine's day?

  • 62 85
    Submitted by DirtyNorwegian85 on Feb 17, 14 at 2:13pm

    Didn't I read that someone faked an orgasm while masturbating? I mean... You're a close second.

  • 58 78
    Submitted by 297thdbag on Feb 17, 14 at 7:33am

    Or a fist

  • Submitted by PizdaLvr on Feb 17, 14 at 7:26am

    Improvise and use your imagination. I'm sure you have a curling iron or hair brush laying around.

  • Submitted by dmoney1234 on Feb 17, 14 at 3:39pm

    Coulda been on a date with Darren sharper...

  • 46 96
    Submitted by SizzlinFingerJak on Feb 17, 14 at 8:23pm

    I bet there are much worse things that could happen... Such as your date giving you aids. Or maybe being set on fire. Or really, anything else