There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
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Or a fist
I think giving up all hope of finding someone is worse... or was that last Valentine's day?
Didn't I read that someone faked an orgasm while masturbating? I mean... You're a close second.
Improvise and use your imagination. I'm sure you have a curling iron or hair brush laying around.
Coulda been on a date with Darren sharper...
I bet there are much worse things that could happen... Such as your date giving you aids. Or maybe being set on fire. Or really, anything else