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  • Or a fist

    Submitted by 297thdbag on Feb 17, 14 at 7:33am
  • I think giving up all hope of finding someone is worse... or was that last Valentine's day?

    Submitted by wallflower11 on Feb 17, 14 at 1:01pm
  • Didn't I read that someone faked an orgasm while masturbating? I mean... You're a close second.

    Submitted by DirtyNorwegian85 on Feb 17, 14 at 2:13pm
  • Improvise and use your imagination. I'm sure you have a curling iron or hair brush laying around.

    Submitted by PizdaLvr on Feb 17, 14 at 7:26am
  • Coulda been on a date with Darren sharper...

    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Feb 17, 14 at 3:39pm
  • I bet there are much worse things that could happen... Such as your date giving you aids. Or maybe being set on fire. Or really, anything else

    Submitted by SizzlinFingerJak on Feb 17, 14 at 8:23pm