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  • 70 64
    Submitted by TampaDave on Aug 23, 11 at 2:05pm

    "Are you pregnant?" "Do you want to be?"

  • 61 57
    Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 23, 11 at 1:25pm

    "You must have fallen from Heaven, it would explain how you messed up your face."

  • 55 50
    Submitted by maryann on Aug 23, 11 at 4:23pm

    Did it work?

  • 50 53
    Submitted by danndann on Aug 24, 11 at 12:38am

    i'm kinda curious as to what that pick up line would be..of course only a total moron would use the word "pregnant" in a pick up line.

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Michguy on Aug 23, 11 at 1:44pm

    Fatty

  • 42 55
    Submitted by MsNissa on Aug 24, 11 at 12:20am

    That happened to me too!

  • 43 58
    Submitted by ky80 on Aug 25, 11 at 12:57am

    How the hell did this make it on here? Ugh...boring.

  • 44 60
    Submitted by jprincess on Aug 23, 11 at 10:13pm

    Ewwwwwwww

  • 45 67
    Submitted by joshroxsocks on Aug 24, 11 at 6:42pm

    Single, pregnant women need love, too. Also, they're really tight and, unless you have an STD, you can go bareback.

  • 41 66
    Submitted by tayacb on Aug 24, 11 at 2:21am

    It's not a pickup line it just means you're fat. Sorry