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  • Submitted by porksword on Jun 14, 11 at 1:11pm

    Finish in the backdoor and name it Houdini.

  • Submitted by jayyw5 on Jun 14, 11 at 4:39pm

    Or maybe she obviously wanted nothing to do with his cock. Food for thought.

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      Submitted by TheWelcomeRain on Jun 14, 11 at 6:31pm

      Or maybe she wants kids. Food for babbling.

    • 26 38
      Submitted by Kevin201 on Jun 15, 11 at 5:55pm

      then why was she naked with him in the first place?

  • Submitted by haliganbar on Jun 14, 11 at 9:38pm

    Best. Birth control. Ever.

  • Submitted by lwarnos on Jun 14, 11 at 11:23am

    So let me get this straight: you cockblocked yourself. Wow.

  • 73 62
    Submitted by Michguy on Jun 14, 11 at 11:43am

    Backdoor comment was a great one.

  • 57 34
    Submitted by therealtruth on Jun 15, 11 at 12:02am

    Well shall name him plan b.

  • 63 48
    Submitted by lbar1291 on Jun 14, 11 at 11:59am

    Oh my god. Win.

  • 55 45
    Submitted by ryan13 on Jun 14, 11 at 2:25pm

    I wouldv said bj

  • 43 48
    Submitted by SomebodySomeone on Jun 14, 11 at 7:35pm

    I would've started naming names... I don't let others win in those mind games.

  • 34 37
    Submitted by diabetis on Jun 15, 11 at 12:53am

    Bj.... I like it. Has sort of a ring to it

  • 40 52
    Submitted by ohdamnhell on Jun 14, 11 at 10:20pm

    he's a quitter. probably would have lost after he said sam anyway

  • 39 53
    Submitted by nunubeest on Jun 15, 11 at 4:11am

    get a vasectomy.. then you get to yell ITS BABY TIME!! as you finish with your one nighter..extra lulz if she trys to say shes preg

  • Submitted by yfz501 on Jun 14, 11 at 11:19am

    That is a damn dirty trick. He should've said "I don't care you're raising it alone, and I'm running out of names for my love children" and seen how she liked a taste of her own medicine.

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      Submitted by yfz501 on Jun 14, 11 at 11:21am

      or said no worries and stuck it in the back door...that would've been good too

  • 23 36
    Submitted by RandomMagician on Oct 6, 11 at 2:29pm

    what Ho bag

  • 34 61
    Submitted by UnluckyOne on Jun 14, 11 at 9:13pm

    That's a surefire way to get em to stop

  • 24 57
    Submitted by mjc1990 on Jun 15, 11 at 1:03am

    U need help.

  • 26 67
    Submitted by colan08 on Jun 14, 11 at 2:10pm

    Should have just said any name...hmmm

  • 24 66
    Submitted by whcwtexan on Jun 14, 11 at 9:29pm

    I think this is my ex!