He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
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Finish in the backdoor and name it Houdini.
Best. Birth control. Ever.
Or maybe she obviously wanted nothing to do with his cock. Food for thought.
Or maybe she wants kids. Food for babbling.
then why was she naked with him in the first place?
So let me get this straight: you cockblocked yourself. Wow.
Well shall name him plan b.
Backdoor comment was a great one.
I would've started naming names... I don't let others win in those mind games.
Oh my god. Win.
That is a damn dirty trick. He should've said "I don't care you're raising it alone, and I'm running out of names for my love children" and seen how she liked a taste of her own medicine.
or said no worries and stuck it in the back door...that would've been good too
what Ho bag
I think this is my ex!
I wouldv said bj
Bj.... I like it. Has sort of a ring to it
U need help.
get a vasectomy.. then you get to yell ITS BABY TIME!! as you finish with your one nighter..extra lulz if she trys to say shes preg
That's a surefire way to get em to stop
he's a quitter. probably would have lost after he said sam anyway
Should have just said any name...hmmm