Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
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And you didn't offer to help him with his balls
Try putting "this gives me hope" after posts like these, it makes it a hell of a lot more funny.
His balls hang that low?!?!
You should have just looked at him like he gave your brother herpes.
Lemme guess he was the hot one from work that you thought was dead after your party?
Soooo....you ran into an average normal dude, then.
Do his balls hang low\nDo they wobble to da flo\nDo it shine in da light\nIz it platinum, iz it gold?\nCould you throw it ova ya shoulda\nIf you hot it make you cold\nDo his balls hang low.... ?
Sorry dude...it just feels so good. And they were untied.
Now that's what I call multi-tasking.