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  • 84 71
    Submitted by devin29 on Jul 10, 11 at 3:47pm

    Try putting "this gives me hope" after posts like these, it makes it a hell of a lot more funny.

  • 86 77
    Submitted by MajorJohnson on Jul 10, 11 at 7:02pm

    And you didn't offer to help him with his balls

  • 89 96
    Submitted by sevensevenseven on Jul 10, 11 at 3:57pm

    His balls hang that low?!?!

  • 70 63
    Submitted by W_T_F on Jul 10, 11 at 11:00pm

    You should have just looked at him like he gave your brother herpes.

  • 71 78
    Submitted by NikiDubz on Jul 10, 11 at 2:46pm

    Lemme guess he was the hot one from work that you thought was dead after your party?

  • 63 82
    Submitted by 8BitMegaMan on Jul 10, 11 at 6:22pm ran into an average normal dude, then.

  • 56 73
    Submitted by theomegacox08 on Jul 11, 11 at 2:24am

    Do his balls hang low\nDo they wobble to da flo\nDo it shine in da light\nIz it platinum, iz it gold?\nCould you throw it ova ya shoulda\nIf you hot it make you cold\nDo his balls hang low.... ?

  • 63 90
    Submitted by BobLoblaw138 on Jul 11, 11 at 4:23am

    Sorry just feels so good. And they were untied.

  • 55 75
    Submitted by BP_DRGN on Jul 11, 11 at 4:02am

    Now that's what I call multi-tasking.