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  • not every guy needs a brazillain, but you may want to consider at least trimming it every now and then

    Submitted by slammin211s on Jul 26, 11 at 10:50am
  • I swear I've read this exact one before

    Submitted by mcgomez on Jul 26, 11 at 12:31pm
  • wow, way to rip off something already posted:\n(250): How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time? http://tfl.nu/zyvh

    Submitted by KentuckyBigFoot on Jul 26, 11 at 11:10am
  • Most guys don't care unless it feels like they're getting a bj from the ZZ Top guy.

    Submitted by porksword on Jul 26, 11 at 11:01am
  • Typical Southwest MO girl: unoriginal and covered in enough hair to make a grizzly look like a plush toy.

    Submitted by Jiggly1984 on Jul 26, 11 at 1:42pm
  • You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?

    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jul 26, 11 at 5:46pm
  • If youre gonna repost shit, at least wait more than a month.

    Submitted by kirbynoelle on Jul 28, 11 at 12:02pm
  • My new excuse!

    Submitted by dynasty55 on Jul 27, 11 at 12:36am
  • this was definitely a repost.

    Submitted by ilovemylife910 on Jul 27, 11 at 12:45am
  • Good fucking job, repetitive shit gets posted on here rather than anything actually interesting.

    Submitted by grnltrn5 on Jul 26, 11 at 12:50pm
  • Maybe reposted because this time OP is a guy.

    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 27, 11 at 8:33am
  • this is a repost FUCK THAT SHIT

    Submitted by carrloss on Jul 27, 11 at 3:47am
  • Keeping it classy JoMo

    Submitted by trueblonde3_16 on Jul 29, 11 at 4:26am
  • Tfln worst nights.

    Submitted by strikerz890 on Jul 26, 11 at 12:57pm
  • Definitely have had this happen toe before... Definitely have used this excuse before... But honestly, by the time you get to the point you need to explain it, shits already gunna go down anyways.. So who cares. And besides, it's probably no more than a weeks worth of stubble, it's no big deal. Full bush, now that's a problem!!

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on May 28, 12 at 6:04am
  • That's disgusting!

    Submitted by Nicole170 on Jul 26, 11 at 12:28pm