Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
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A down to earth slut!
Hey, better dirt than sand.
Well, it explains some of it...
You dirty fuck
That ain't dirt. He tracked 'mud' from the back yard in the front door.
Don't blame the garden just because you have a dirty pussy, I bet it was dirty before the garden sex. However it may be in your best interest to shower and wash away the shame of a dirty nasty pussy.
thats not how you plant your seeds
and the dried up cum in your cheeks.
Just quick go get de-wormed!