Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
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you and every deployed spouse in this country.
No, I take care of the lonely wives. They need a good stress outlet too!
You're a real scumbag if you aren't kidding. infidelity is already a problem for spouses of deployed servicemembers, and we don't need your .5 inch cock exacerbating the issue!
I'm a marine wife and I totally agree with Kevin. deployments are lonely,there's no need to add to that form of depression with a jerk trying to use their lonesome against them. then again,I feel if a girl is willing to cheat its her fault just as much as the guy
Not like I use their loneliness against them, and I don't go hunting for em. But if they want some dick, hell I don't give a fuck about a status or a ring. And if they're cheating, they're gonna cheat, anyway, I might as well get in on the action.
only a problem if you make it one
You got 99 problems but a dick ain't one. \n\nLOL. You're not alone. <3
So if one vibrator represents one penis, does that mean you like to pretend you are gang banged?
You need to substitute that with dicks. :)