just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
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Rule: If you are packing a nuclear missile, it can be shown off.
Yes!! That's my favorite rule so far.
Someday, all of this can be your's.
I count at least three major breaches of men's room etiquette here.
@ ManinyourBathtub; You're funny because you don't know how to use proper grammar.
That's happened to me at denneys.
@ Bathtub, bam735, 4tunogel, etc.. He's funny, your funny, we're all just a bunch of funny fuckers!
Good thing you didn't start spinning it around in his face...
This is something I would probably do drunk.
...bu no one cares because you didn't do it, then text it to someone who then sent it to tfln. Silence your mouth.
@4tunogel \nYour funny cause you have special needs
For some reason I feel like this "first" is justified.
It's funny cause the kid was staring and probably had a bigger cock
Something tells me The Situation wrote this one. Ah gotta love the Jersey area code!
Kid will have something to hope for as he grows up.
Bamf your funny because your some dick who cares about grammer.
Congrats. You dick is bigger than a 10-year old's.
That's fuckin awsome!
Lol that's way I would have done
Wow! How small is it that you need to make fun of a kick to make yourself feel better. Too bad you'll never know what it is like to be a real man.