Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
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Terrible idea. I've seen a lot of movies and read a lot of comics, and if this kid is born he's going to wind up being a super hero. It's clearly fate.
Best comment of the week. We all owe you a beer.
Maybe you should go buy Plan B instead.
Yeah. That, or you were struck with herpes.
And thats how Thor was born.
and God said let there be light!!!
I always find it entertaining how commenters always assume there are diseases involved with sexually related posts. I think if that were the case it wouldnt matter anymore seeing as how everybody in the world who's ever had sex would be screwed. but then again if that happened i could label said posters as being jealous trolls who have never had sex...
So that's why that movie was named "The Natural"...
No, God is applauding, with enthusiasm.
@duckkoo No, it's actually you that needs to shut up (or grow up?). His/her post was right on. Not every sexual encounter results in a STD. Come on now...that's just common sense, right?
HIV strikes again! Or grow up and use some protection next time.
It's almost as if god was watching you as if it were a porno and he came too...I guess it was hot!
@justrollwithit u need to just shut up
Yeah that little bastard's gonna have super powers!
Be sure to make a baseball bat from the tree debris.