Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
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Terrible idea. I've seen a lot of movies and read a lot of comics, and if this kid is born he's going to wind up being a super hero. It's clearly fate.
Best comment of the week. We all owe you a beer.
Maybe you should go buy Plan B instead.
Yeah. That, or you were struck with herpes.
And thats how Thor was born.
and God said let there be light!!!
I always find it entertaining how commenters always assume there are diseases involved with sexually related posts. I think if that were the case it wouldnt matter anymore seeing as how everybody in the world who's ever had sex would be screwed. but then again if that happened i could label said posters as being jealous trolls who have never had sex...
So that's why that movie was named "The Natural"...
No, God is applauding, with enthusiasm.
@duckkoo No, it's actually you that needs to shut up (or grow up?). His/her post was right on. Not every sexual encounter results in a STD. Come on now...that's just common sense, right?
It's almost as if god was watching you as if it were a porno and he came too...I guess it was hot!
HIV strikes again! Or grow up and use some protection next time.
@justrollwithit u need to just shut up
Yeah that little bastard's gonna have super powers!
Be sure to make a baseball bat from the tree debris.