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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 3:32pm

    What a fucking pig. She was nice enough to give you head and then you go and disrespect her like that? I'm a dude and would NEVER do that.

    • Submitted by cooperbran16 on Apr 1, 10 at 9:50pm

      You lose your man card for that comment right there.

      • Submitted by 423 on Apr 1, 10 at 10:11pm

        Well Anon has a point. She isn't gonna do it again now.

      • Submitted by twocups on Oct 18, 10 at 3:11am

        Yeah, listen, you may need a special card just to prove you're a man, cooperbran16, but we don't really need to hear about it.\n\nThis bullshit's not just disrespectful, it's nonconsensual.

    • Submitted by skyesix on Apr 4, 10 at 12:36am

      cooper is right, bro. your man card has been officially suspended until further notice.

    • Submitted by apizzzzzle on Apr 4, 10 at 6:41am

      forreal. grow a pair..

    • Submitted by damane29 on Apr 7, 10 at 3:56pm

      wow ur a pussy bitch

    • Submitted by GnT on Apr 13, 10 at 9:01am

      Agreed, man card gone

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        Submitted by bigALinator on Jun 14, 10 at 9:53pm

        once again, agreed heavily. man card gone

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      Submitted by flapjax on Sep 14, 10 at 1:18am

      then you clearly are not a dude.

    • Submitted by DCall on Sep 23, 10 at 5:42am

      I have friends who are homo too..its ok bro

  • Submitted by heyoh on Apr 1, 10 at 2:00pm

    she should scoop it up and shove it in his mouth.

  • Submitted by Ryno1116 on Apr 1, 10 at 3:13pm

    pow right in the kisser!

  • Submitted by heyoh on Apr 1, 10 at 6:21pm

    it's interesting how guys think this is funny when the girl is made to feel uncomfortable. hopefully somewhere out there a group of gays will gangbang a straightie while he screams "NOT IN MY ASS!! NOT IN MY ASS!"

    • Submitted by cooperbran16 on Apr 1, 10 at 9:51pm

      Hunny, we're FAR too fabulous to gangbang. And we're loads more respectful than you.

      • Submitted by 8699 on Apr 2, 10 at 12:24am

        The shittiness (NO PUN) of this metaphor is astounding. Do you have any sense of equality?

      • Submitted by mephistopaulus on Apr 6, 10 at 8:30am

        HAH! You said LOADS!

    • Submitted by bigALinator on Jun 14, 10 at 9:55pm

      this really wasn't funny... just kinda dumb

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 1:33pm

    In the face!!!! Yea

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 3:43pm

    3:32 you don't sound like a "dude." Using the word "pig" and "dude" to say you're a guy kinda gives it away.

  • Submitted by menda on Apr 2, 10 at 12:10am

    He'd be cockless if he did that to me.

  • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Apr 1, 10 at 1:42pm

    she said all that with a mouth full of dick?

    • Submitted by DCall on Sep 23, 10 at 5:48am

      he had to do it himself because she couldn't get him off herself..she was waiting for it in her mouth..but instead on the face..Girls who can't give head 101

  • Submitted by derkaderka on Apr 2, 10 at 3:58am

    BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!!

    • Submitted by champion on Apr 5, 10 at 9:17pm

      hahahahahahahahahaha

  • Submitted by DP0W on Apr 2, 10 at 9:25am

    Ahahahahah this is hilarious! I've been blasted in the face before (without much choice) and got it in the eyes and it sucked, but it is still funny to think about and even funnier to read about! Hahaha

  • Submitted by ytrebunskaya on Apr 10, 10 at 4:05pm

    I get Anon's point. That shit is fucked up. I mean if she doesn't say anything then her face is fair game. But her screaming and you doing it anyways? People have gone to prison and started wars over less. Grow up or go fuck yourself. At least if you do it on your own face then you can't say you didn't want it there.

  • Submitted by SkeetMan on Apr 1, 10 at 3:04pm

    SKEET SKEET!!

  • Submitted by AvaDahl on Apr 1, 10 at 5:53pm

    It could've been worse! You could've gotten it in your eye.

  • Submitted by knomye on Apr 1, 10 at 1:42pm

    I can't decide whether it's a good night or bad...depending on the perspective it could go either way. LOL!!

  • Submitted by greenbumho on Apr 1, 10 at 3:14pm

    MONEY SHOT!

  • Submitted by amonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 8:03pm

    If you disobey every time with brutal accuracy then you'll end up being the one who chooses the finishing technique

  • Submitted by brass on Apr 2, 10 at 4:50am

    Bahaha!

  • Submitted by Mill_City_Ced on Apr 2, 10 at 12:18pm

    Damn... lmao. Too funny. My g/f would have beat the shit outta me. lmao!

  • Submitted by maynard on Apr 2, 10 at 5:28pm

    Well she's no fun!

  • Submitted by 1337dude on Apr 1, 10 at 11:50pm

    This guy deserves a medal

  • Submitted by legacyfails on Apr 10, 11 at 10:28pm

    Nice work dude. Prolly won't get another bj from her lol but way to go out with a bang

  • Submitted by jltc on Apr 1, 10 at 9:59pm

    Loser and jerk.

  • Submitted by apizzzzzle on Apr 4, 10 at 6:40am

    POW! right in the kisser!

  • Submitted by assassin on Apr 3, 10 at 1:14am

    BOOM HEADSHOT!

  • Submitted by lauradoll on Apr 1, 10 at 1:37pm

    Ahahahaha

  • Submitted by Escapiologist on Apr 15, 10 at 2:28am

    That man should have his name (and preferably image) imprinted somewhere super important and highly visible.

  • Submitted by knuckles on Apr 1, 10 at 10:40pm

    332 ura fagget ude do it if she let u granted that guy is a dick

  • Submitted by nyynygnjd on Apr 4, 10 at 11:28pm

    not very considerate... but still hilarious

  • Submitted by cnedd on Apr 2, 10 at 8:09am

    come on girls you know you like that\nI would ;)

  • Submitted by yankees28 on Apr 4, 10 at 7:14am

    ahahahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 9:50pm

    Bahaha! 3:22 FAIL! not a guy at all! Why would you say that?

  • Submitted by assassin on Apr 3, 10 at 1:22am

    Right in the dome piece lol!

  • Submitted by brianna_leigh on Apr 1, 10 at 9:19pm

    LMFAO! epic

  • Submitted by snybny on Apr 1, 10 at 4:19pm

    Seriously 3:32! I'm a woman and that shit is FUNNY, and you're not a guy!

  • Submitted by Rumpelstiltskin on Aug 15, 10 at 2:41pm

    This could be funny if the girl had given consent. But really, she made it very clear that the action wasn't consensual... so the guy is just an asshole in this case.

  • Submitted by blancolex300 on Apr 1, 10 at 4:52pm

    Hahaha score!

  • Submitted by Jreagaming on Apr 1, 10 at 11:53pm

    Although this is hella funny kinda feel bad for da girl!!!! Mabe she was wearing makeup

  • Submitted by pdiddyfiftyfive on Apr 1, 10 at 6:44pm

    mvance35@gmail.com

  • Submitted by jjenk22 on Apr 8, 10 at 11:12pm

    Shrewsbury???? If I know u I love u

  • Submitted by McSwaink89 on Apr 1, 10 at 4:15pm

    haha! money shot

  • Submitted by sloans4 on Jun 24, 10 at 9:42pm

    that can seriously hurt a chick's eye

  • Submitted by cjhoops on Apr 1, 10 at 6:12pm

    Favorited

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    Submitted by steenerstoner on Dec 5, 10 at 8:03pm

    Asshole.

  • Submitted by JockeyGirl on Apr 1, 10 at 11:26pm

    Bahahahaah that's pretty funny right thar XD although I wouldn't want it in my face either....it's not really meant to be there...

  • Submitted by jessicac9165 on Apr 2, 10 at 12:56am

    That is now one of my favorites

  • Submitted by T_Rex on Apr 2, 10 at 12:25am

    Any girl who puts a dong in her mouth and doesn't halfway expect to get it in the face.... deserves to get it in the face lol. I mean really...you can't always expect a guy to pass up that kind of opportunity

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 9:27am

    Rofl

  • Submitted by rmwakefield on Apr 3, 10 at 11:38pm

    Mortal kombat!!!!!!! Finish her!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by baby_girl143 on Apr 5, 10 at 3:14pm

    nice! this guy is my hero...then again, i wouldn't be objecting in the first place.

  • Submitted by ImSO0Baked on Apr 26, 10 at 4:10am

    Lmao

  • Submitted by taakasbff on Apr 1, 10 at 2:27pm

    krispy kreme

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    Submitted by TheEvilPlatypus on Oct 24, 11 at 7:59am

    Your face, god damn it!

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    Submitted by Lorelle13 on Jul 30, 11 at 8:33pm

    Maybe they were filming a porn. "Submissive Slut Gets Cum Mask"

  • Submitted by boopers on Apr 22, 10 at 11:39pm

    I'm a chick and I think it's funny been done to Me and I laughed lol!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 1:46pm

    Nice !!!

  • Submitted by zachneedg2 on Feb 4, 11 at 2:15am

    Fake! Girls don't have faces, dumbass.

  • Submitted by BroKing on Apr 1, 10 at 5:50pm

    $ $ $ $

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    Submitted by SukieSukSuk on Oct 9, 11 at 4:08pm

    Win!!!!

  • Submitted by machaveli2 on Jun 23, 10 at 1:21am

    Why would you cum on a girls face? I've never done that during sex before... Btw I wear a fucking condom that's why lol

  • Submitted by bullarry11 on Apr 2, 10 at 7:26am

    Its Called The Krispy Kreme Just make sure you leave a nice solid layer man

  • Submitted by JakeTheGnat on Apr 1, 10 at 7:13pm

    Money shot

  • Submitted by jenpearce on Apr 20, 10 at 12:35pm

    I'm a chick and that's fuckin funny! Can you imagine being the one who heard that?! I'd be laughing my ass off!

  • Submitted by Gorilla on Apr 27, 10 at 7:03am

    In your face, classic

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    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 22, 12 at 8:45pm

    The thing is shes never going to fuck him again, and shes going to tell all her hot friends not to fuck him either.

  • Submitted by Rasetsu on Apr 24, 10 at 5:08pm

    Ha! Lmao! Although yeah, poor girl.

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    Submitted by Cidou on Dec 29, 11 at 4:16pm

    Like a boss !!

  • Submitted by bamfsince89 on Apr 18, 10 at 6:50pm

    I love that these girls are upset...sure not an awesome moe but Im a girl

  • Submitted by aTastyCookie on Apr 5, 10 at 10:20am

    Ahaha i agree with these guys! BOOM HEADSHOT!