My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
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Ellen is hot :-p At least someone in my area code agrees with me....
thats my dream too but i'm a lesbian so i'm automatically a little closer to it.
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming....
do you hang out at the cubbyhole lesbian bar in new york city? b/c there's a bartender named ellen and she's really sexy.
I'd make her say lines from finding nemo when it went down
In Soviet Russia, Ellen scissors you.
my name is ellen. i hope someone's dream in life is to sissor me. i'd sissor me.
This kid is the tucker max of the 509. So much win right now bro!
1:40... I fucking hate how you win at life. That's awesome. Nuff said.
Hey, it's Ellen from Ellensburg!
You win so much right now. I'm from Ellensburg. <3