My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
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Ellen is hot :-p At least someone in my area code agrees with me....
thats my dream too but i'm a lesbian so i'm automatically a little closer to it.
do you hang out at the cubbyhole lesbian bar in new york city? b/c there's a bartender named ellen and she's really sexy.
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming....
I'd make her say lines from finding nemo when it went down
In Soviet Russia, Ellen scissors you.
my name is ellen. i hope someone's dream in life is to sissor me. i'd sissor me.
This kid is the tucker max of the 509. So much win right now bro!
1:40... I fucking hate how you win at life. That's awesome. Nuff said.
Hey, it's Ellen from Ellensburg!
You win so much right now. I'm from Ellensburg. <3