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  • Why is he the one looking for a place to crash? I'd have kicked that cunt out and threw all her things out the window.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 6:14am
  • Hi, I'm here for the gangbang...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 7:37am
  • Sould've taken as many pics as possible with the phone. Divorce her ASAP, print out copies & leave all over her workplace, favorite stores, bars, restaurants and her grandmother's house.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:48pm
  • "can't make a ho a house wife."

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 2:30pm
  • this guy needs to get his shit straight, its your house and she disrespected you. Kick her the fuck out!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:52pm
    • How do you know it's his house? Maybe she has a real job and he doesn't. I sense some sexism in your comment.

      Submitted by SabrinaRose on Jun 17, 10 at 10:21am
      • Perhaps it's an assumption that she's too busy being a horrible human being to contribute financially to the relationship? I sense some misplaced "feminist ideals" in your comment.

        Submitted by randomcommentguy on Jul 5, 10 at 11:36pm
        • ha. haha. hahaha. ^^

          Submitted by cisco20 on Feb 9, 11 at 4:03pm
        • “I’m like a feminist; I can assert multiple contradictory positions.”\n-i hope they serve beer in hell\nthat just about sums it up there boys

          Submitted by buck06 on Aug 18, 11 at 3:21am
      • I don't think you can count horrid slut as a real job...

        Submitted by BigBangErik on Feb 21, 11 at 12:14am
  • I'm sorry...and you didn't stab that bitch? Impressive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:38am
  • Maybe he really loved her and was too shocked/drunk to do anything about it. BUT, if there ever was a situation that justified releasing a whole years worth of stress in 4 mins THIS IS IT! Reach for the baseball bat!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 6:39am
  • how do you NOT beat the shit out of somebody in this situation?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 3:39pm
  • Be damned if I leave the fuckin house.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:17pm
  • It sounds like they're both kind of impressed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 9:17am
  • some body would have died if it were me

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 8:47pm
  • ouch. two? kind of impressive in the 'if-she-wasn't-your-wife' way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 3:23pm
  • Situations like this are exactly why I own a handgun and keep an expensive lawyer on retainer. And my wife understands these facts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:40pm
  • "true love is hard to find ... sometimes you think you have true love and then you take the early flight home from, San Diego, and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a God damn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:31pm
  • I would go Chris Brown on her ass for pulling that shit in my own house, then Mike Tyson on the dudes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:06am
  • that's just awful!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:45am
  • I live with my boyfriend. He cheated on me back in November. I'm not on the lease of our apartment this year. When I found out he cheated, I beat his ass and kicked him out. You shouldn't have crashed at a friend's place. You should've kicked the bitch out!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:55pm
  • She must have a really big mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:33pm
  • This is where you go into the garage and grab something long and metal(a bat or pipe will do) and beat the living shit out of the two guys then divoorce your wife. Or if you're mentally unstable just go in the closet and grab your piece

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:29pm
  • You catch her cheating and you decide to leave to crash on a couch? Bitch move!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 4:51am
  • Shoot the bitch with a gold plated shotty, then take some roofies in vegas

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 8:31pm
  • Shit get a camera and tape it! Make some money off the ho!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:20am
  • BAHAHAHAH. my area code. ATL. of course this shit would go on down south.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 10:21am
  • FUCK SOVIET RUSSIA GUY!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 8:50am
  • No, I was just filming it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 11:20pm
  • "you guys finish up and get the hell out!!!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 6:03am
  • well why did you marry a whore?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:37am
  • Ewww. Ouch. I feel your pain, man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 5:19am
  • It's times like that, where I can totally see how someone goes insane and kills everyone in the house.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:27pm
  • Damn homie lol

    Submitted by BlakStat430 on Sep 16, 10 at 6:51am
  • and all three of them are still alive?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:24pm
  • U must suck at sex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 4:46pm
  • You should have sucked the guys dicks,wait a second

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 2:53pm
  • May 29, 2009 9:59PM fucking briliant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 7:07pm
  • Yikes bro. I have been there with an Ex that was a whore. I feel your pain.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:04am
  • why is it's his house? sounds like she gets what she wants

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 8:12pm
  • June 3, 4:45--You've obviously never watched porn. Don't worry, I remember my first erection too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:36am
  • Lol at first it said can o rest on your crotch. Hahaha then you would have a real problem...teehee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:27am
  • Your bitch sounds like my x bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:15am
  • I would love to suck 2 cocks at once. And have one in my ass and pussy too...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 7:18pm
  • Jesus you tight arses saying it can not be true, weather it is or not doesn't matter it's entertainment and it certainly could have happened!! Most chicks are whores I'm 18 and slept with 35 men

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:04am
    • must be compensating for something. ugly? dad touched you? fuck for money??

      Submitted by CoonBabble on Feb 15, 10 at 4:11pm
  • Trade her the house for the pics!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:55pm
  • Dude there was a 3rd guy but he cummed in her ass and left sry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 3:03am
  • Lol, it was Lysol and Tyre

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 10:41pm
  • wtf did you go to your friends house? why didn't you smash the guys junk with a baseball bat and then kicked your wife out onto the street?

    Submitted by dfhdfhs709 on Aug 19, 10 at 2:15pm
  • In a trial by your peers, if it was all guys, the judgment in court after you murdered them definitely would have been a not guilty on reason of temporary insanity. But I still think the best response in that situation was "I'm here for the gang bang."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:36am
  • me and my mate used to plug the same holes, then it got boring.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 4:00am
  • This is sad but I can't stop laughing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 12:05am
  • 1:46AM. You just gotta BELIEVE that it's there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:54pm
  • ^actually, there are 4 extra now. don't wanna go there tho..........

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 1:46am
  • @10:41 Tyree: I didn't have sex with Katie. Lysol had sex with Katie. Katie: No, Tyree, you had sex with me too. Tyree: Correction. I had sex with Katie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 1:34am
  • Haha is this that one chick who works on sunset blvd.?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 10 at 1:27am
  • If she had stayed in the god damned kitchen this probably wouldn't have happened

    Submitted by alphajohnson on Jan 5, 11 at 7:15pm
  • USC 34 - Notre Dame 27

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:26pm
  • In Soviet Russia the females are so fuckin ugly the guys have to fuck each other 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 10:03pm
  • he was not hitting that right so she found some other people to c who was better

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:02pm
  • i dont know about you but i surely would of started swinging.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 8:57am
  • Damn I thought the text about the step cousin was bad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:34am
  • I'm go with 4:58 on this one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 3:26am
  • ouch dude! First off, she should be the one looking for a place to crash. The only thing yuo should be looking for is a good divorce attorney.

    Submitted by GoldenMe on Jan 26, 10 at 2:08pm
  • i live in ATL also. figures some slutty bitch from ATL would do something like that! can;t make a hoe a housewife

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 1:23pm
  • Wow u shouldve jumped in lol

    Submitted by dominickf on Jul 17, 10 at 9:46am
  • Man your wife has a big mouth or they had small dicks!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 10:01pm
  • Gross! Look, we're not ALL whores... Just most of us. I'm sorry on behalf of all of the nice girls out there. One of us can fix it sweetie...and kick your wife's ass too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:54pm
  • 7:18 is a huge whore...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 3:00am
  • must have been my wife

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:22pm
  • how can one give two guys a blow job at the same time.....you douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:45pm
  • oh MAN. YOUR WIFES A SLATTTTTT. DIVORCE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 9:05pm
  • Lame-o

    Submitted by taavonj on Mar 2, 10 at 7:47am
  • Well apparently one of them is illiterate, so it's not that bad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 11:03pm
  • The first reply to the text was clarification on how many dudes. Odd thats the first thing to ask

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 7:17pm
  • Kick her in the face so she bites their cocks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 2:26pm
  • 1:45 knows what's up :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 4:51pm
  • That sucks And also why does everybody add a date and time? It is displayed automatically!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:23am
  • 12:41 nobody cuts guys dicks off when women catch them cheating. Maybe they should start. There will be a lot of fucking dickless men out there then.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 7:54pm
  • In soviet Russia two guys blow wife

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:24pm
  • First

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 20, 10 at 12:30am
  • but i wasent dating her at the time lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:15am
  • fucking bitch! only way to solve that is a 9mm to her head

    Submitted by mchonbrown on Jul 25, 10 at 12:02am
  • I just love Atlanta...

    Submitted by apacifico3 on Apr 14, 10 at 2:34pm
  • In soviet russia they tell you to SHUT THE FUCK UP!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 8:24pm
  • It's allright steve, he didnt see our face.

    Submitted by satsukiyami on Jul 14, 10 at 12:29am
  • bahahaha ATL HOE!!! literally

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:18am
  • Kick that bitch to the motherfucking curb.

    Submitted by japfindley on Nov 13, 10 at 4:10am
  • Tough blow my friend... <-- that's a pumpkin. I dunno if it helps.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:38pm
  • Ouch that sucks balls no pun intended

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:09am
  • way to represent the southern belles of the south.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 4:47am
  • oh, i love the ATL, sorry sir.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:33pm
  • 2:30 Sex Sells [i may be one of they only people that just got that reference]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:10am
  • Omg comment below me is sick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 2:32am
  • say what?... oh shit i accidently favorited this

    Submitted by ilikcheez on Sep 18, 10 at 12:20am
  • Keep ya bitches in line

    Submitted by dki94 on Jul 11, 10 at 1:18pm
  • Come on dude ... you KNOW you stood there and yanked one off while you watched ... she must be hot AND nasty tone sucking TWO studs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 9:48pm
  • She got a big ass mouth

    Submitted by terryt6145 on May 13, 10 at 10:42pm
  • Man, I would have gone to my bedroom, gotten my sword (yes, I do know how to use it), and carved my initials in some people. Then decide if I thought my house was too dirty to crash in. Either that, or do all of them in the rear end.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 12:06am
  • this has 'whore' written all over it. if it had been me, i would have filed for divorce.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:31pm
  • @7:18 please come to my house

    Submitted by explosivejoseph on Jun 21, 10 at 10:59am
  • Um, yeah, SHE should have been crashing on her FRIEND'S couch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:23am
  • I live in cobb county where you live. Do how big is your wifes mouth again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:30pm
  • If that happened to me I'd be spending the night plus many more in a cell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:00am
  • Why would you leave? I can't even think of what I would do

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:58am
  • 12:40, you are full of shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:41pm
  • Um maybe she owned the house....

    Submitted by perpetualsuns on Apr 10, 10 at 1:19am
  • I'm sorry man I didn't Noe that was ur wife

    Submitted by charlieloks on Nov 17, 10 at 11:32pm
  • I almost want to cry for you...

    Submitted by Komor38 on Jul 15, 10 at 4:10am
  • In soviet russia couch... No fuck it that won't make sence.... O well In soviet Russia couch sleeps on you blowing wife getting spooned on by two guys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:43am
  • Devorce.

    Submitted by bee222 on Mar 29, 11 at 1:53am
  • They could have an open marriage guys... Chill.

    Submitted by lovelyme123 on Dec 4, 10 at 12:43am
  • thats the fucking worst, im sorry man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:50am
  • seems like the polite thing woulda been to take one of the cocks off of her hands and help her out, not be all panicky and stuff. your wife sounds like a fun girl married to a prude

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:59pm
  • Damn I feel for the poor guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 6:24pm
  • I would have beaten them both within an inch of their lives

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:14am
  • I would be so rattled Omg!!!

    Submitted by jesusftw on Dec 16, 10 at 12:04am
  • Fuck your life...

    Submitted by thatguyrobbie on Jul 14, 10 at 4:06am
  • 8:26 no six days to piss her off and with 48 different women giving him blowjobs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 6, 10 at 2:06pm
  • My fantasy....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 7:16pm
  • why is this not the #1 worst of all time?

    Submitted by ggeiger on Apr 10, 10 at 10:47pm
  • Is soviet russia,couch gives wife blowjob

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:23pm
  • sorry dude just reed the tex ...dident know she was your wife ..i would of did it anyway if i did know .....thats a slut for ya.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:13am
  • Ouch, which hurts the most\nYou not being involved, or just catching them on the act?

    Submitted by valle92 on May 24, 11 at 1:22am
  • This is a good night because he found out what sort of a woman she was before he contracted something. Dodging a STD or AIDs bullet is always a good night!

    Submitted by cuissadepact on Mar 24, 11 at 4:02pm
  • Who the hell would vote this a good night?

    Submitted by peggysue19 on Jun 20, 10 at 10:28pm
  • Hahahah I was one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 3:05am
  • women are truly hornier than men but that doesn't make it right. sorry dude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:28pm
  • I would have a 3 life sentences right now

    Submitted by anonomyous on May 30, 10 at 4:01am
  • You shoulda kicked her ass out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:12pm
  • She wanted to say she was sorry but she knew not to talk with her mouth full

    Submitted by leadbelly on May 13, 10 at 1:04pm
  • Wait a minute...He asked us to do her and started crying and left.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:58pm
  • Haha I wud have kicked her out!!! Not ask sum1 Iif I can crash on their couch...make her ask sum1 that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 8:45pm
  • it sounds like a news story that ends with, "and then he turned the gun upon himself"

    Submitted by rimfire24 on Jan 29, 11 at 9:11pm
  • Damn what a bummer

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 10 at 1:26am
  • Doesn't it hurt to find out you aren't satisfying?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:30pm
  • Hey here's an idea, stay in your house but give her roofies and drop her off in Vegas. See how long she lasts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:58pm
  • Is the 404 the area code? i live in atlanta and that is the area code. I had something happen to me like this but i was one of the two guys lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 4:58pm
  • You should have ripped of your shirt and yelled "Party Time!"

    Submitted by mrp1mpin on Aug 2, 10 at 11:16pm
  • HaahahahahahaahhHahahahahaahaha lmao Y didn't u join hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:06am
  • You married a whore...tough break homie

    Submitted by h8whores on Sep 5, 10 at 11:03pm
  • It's possible

    Submitted by youralcoholicdad on Aug 3, 10 at 11:22pm
  • That sucks...if I were in that situation, hopefully my hubby would have joined in!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:25pm
  • I lost the game

    Submitted by the_game on Sep 14, 10 at 9:20pm
  • Hahahahahahaha I just laughted my ass offf!

    Submitted by xTcFTW on Jul 17, 10 at 5:05am
  • Dude. Embrace this. She obviously knows how to work it, make some money off it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 10 at 6:05am
  • She had better been sittin on her packed bags while doing it. I ain't leaving.

    Submitted by farukdothis on Apr 20, 11 at 10:52am
  • Ok who the fuck wud share that on this. Your twisted man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:56pm
  • NEE NAW NEE NAW NEE NAW!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:11am
  • shudda knocked one of the guys out and took his place... atleast you would have had a good time and then dealt with the enormity of the situation with your piece

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:14pm
  • Cuckold and posting not likely. Why would you want to admit that you couldn't keep your wife satisfied? Don't believe this at all. It doesn't happen as much as men would like to imagine. I'm just surprised your wife wasn't "with another woman" but then that would imply she was a lesbian which is fine with most liberals but probably not okay for someone stupid enough to write some bs crap like this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 11:44pm
  • Wussy.,. Idk how nobody got a beatdown in this situation.,.

    Submitted by Pwujsexy91 on Jan 3, 11 at 4:06pm
  • What a fucking whore!

    Submitted by kassik on May 27, 11 at 7:51pm
  • Anyone else imagine the phrase "there's so much blood!" invovled in the 911 call?

    Submitted by Zelrios on May 24, 10 at 4:17am
  • Kick her ass then fuck her for five days straight

    Submitted by stubug11 on Mar 4, 10 at 8:26pm
  • Kinky

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 12:30am
  • I see you've met my ex-wife...

    Submitted by thesteveholt on Apr 7, 12 at 10:16pm
  • And you didn't join?

    Submitted by prb90 on Dec 28, 10 at 1:13pm
  • Chill. They could have an open marriage. Me and my husband do and we take turns on who gets to use the house.

    Submitted by lovelyme123 on Nov 28, 10 at 1:21pm
  • "Two? Two." that part was hilarious

    Submitted by AlmightyShiz on Apr 18, 10 at 10:01pm
  • I'm pretty sure if this happened that you'd just call you friend, not text them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 6:35pm
    • maybe he didnt want to talk to his friend. its easier to text if your upset.

      Submitted by alymay7 on Mar 5, 10 at 2:38pm
  • I agree with anonymous

    Submitted by fat_squirrel on Mar 13, 10 at 8:01pm
  • Maybe they have an open marriage guys. Chill. Me and my spouse take turns in the house with our others.

    Submitted by lovelyme123 on Dec 7, 10 at 2:15am
  • Wow, I think the ol .45 would've got some action that night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:21am
  • One shade of lipstick wasn't enough for her. BURN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:17pm
  • that bites but men do it 2women all the time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:24pm
  • Go on social facepalm, search "Ouch bro!"

    Submitted by crazyman217 on Apr 29, 11 at 7:48pm
  • There was actually three guys. I was n the kitchen makin a sandwich after me and ur ol lady made a throat baby

    Submitted by bsgrinnell on Aug 24, 10 at 8:18pm
  • o this is bad... i can see how a girl can do to hand jobs, and i can understand threesome. may not agree with it but i can see it. but 2 blowjobs, at once? were they thin dicks?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:19am
  • I would of went OJ on their asses, yes I went there.

    Submitted by weedweedweedweed on Dec 25, 10 at 7:17pm
  • Haha reminds me of old school.

    Submitted by brandonbrewer on Jun 3, 10 at 11:12pm
  • Why did HE leave the house, kick that bitch out

    Submitted by jd5293 on Aug 18, 11 at 10:45am
  • BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA love it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 6:17am
  • That text should have gone like this:\n\nCan I borrow your spade? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.\n\nI'll be right over.\n\nWear gloves.

    Submitted by steve2000 on Jan 19, 11 at 2:30am
  • I would kick her ass out and then have some beers with those guys and talk about what a big whore she is

    Submitted by LoloFoShoSho on Jun 28, 10 at 2:51am
  • Should have gone out, bought a gun, shot the girls head off, then the two guys dicks. Or light the house on fire...

    Submitted by htsaints on Apr 9, 10 at 9:47pm
  • He probably left so he wouldn't have deal with being where it all went down

    Submitted by erisblake on Apr 2, 11 at 11:11am
  • Ahahaha old school. Nice work

    Submitted by hilltopper on Feb 7, 12 at 1:54pm
  • That sucks but she's a trooper

    Submitted by diffy_spiffy on Apr 4, 11 at 12:26am
  • "Two?"\n\nHow about "oh man im so sorry"

    Submitted by laxbrosif13 on Dec 6, 10 at 12:18am
  • fake. if it was real he would have used her name instead of "my wife," since he's talking to someone he's obviously close enough with to crash on his/her couch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 4:11pm
  • And you never even got one, fuck your life

    Submitted by bttrdenu on Jun 25, 10 at 9:48pm
  • Almost first.

    Submitted by whoresofbabylon on Jun 2, 11 at 4:21am
  • Face!!!

    Submitted by cootboogie on Jan 11, 11 at 11:47am
  • Haha this is the atlanta area code. Good job atl. Yet again we produce another failure

    Submitted by Duke4Lyfe on May 18, 10 at 10:24pm
  • I woulda cunt punted her right out the window

    Submitted by raymond74 on Aug 5, 10 at 5:35am
  • Ouch. That really sucks...pun totally intended.

    Submitted by Rasetsu on Jun 26, 10 at 5:38pm
  • Can I have her number?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:04pm
  • Can I borrow your spade? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs. I'll be right over. Wear gloves.

    Submitted by steve2000 on Jan 19, 11 at 2:33am
  • Wow dude. Game Over. The wife is a pro ho...

    Submitted by DiabloCam on Oct 30, 10 at 3:51am
  • how unfortunate, sorry dude...

    Submitted by TheSpartan1024 on Feb 11, 11 at 12:46am
  • yea i would of made my way into the gun cabinet but thats just me

    Submitted by imacarpenter on Aug 24, 10 at 7:40am
  • why didn't you stay and join there are three holes?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 1:13pm
  • Why did you leave? You must not really love and care for your wife or her cimpany. You re a bad host!!!

    Submitted by gioman420 on Sep 9, 12 at 11:35pm
  • Arab r the best in bed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 3:06am
  • I would have shot the guys the fucked her and then shot her too.

    Submitted by USARMY on Oct 11, 10 at 6:59pm
  • Dude take a picture...Blackmail...make her get the f**k outta the house

    Submitted by tabersl on Jun 10, 11 at 4:09am
  • Who ever is the slut gets the hell out.

    Submitted by pandorasdoll on Dec 15, 10 at 10:08pm
  • Happens to me all the time

    Submitted by JewWafflez on Jun 19, 10 at 4:03pm
  • He needs a place to crash because he locked the doors and burned the house down

    Submitted by Fumbls on Nov 23, 11 at 8:22pm
  • You must have some strong will power, cause that bitch would have 2 black eys to explain if she did tthat to me

    Submitted by raymond74 on Jul 3, 10 at 12:45pm
  • Seriously man? Grow a pair

    Submitted by KathyK on Jan 16, 12 at 12:16am
  • That happens alot..... In porn!

    Submitted by darla604 on Jun 21, 11 at 2:58am
  • oh dude im sorry bout that i didnt know she was married :)

    Submitted by EvryBdyFrmTha313 on Apr 6, 11 at 3:57pm
  • Sorry she told me you were working late

    Submitted by silverbullet30a on Jul 19, 10 at 12:13am
  • I'd kill that whore and the two douchebags, then call her mom and tell her her daughters a whore. Yes I know it's horrible...

    Submitted by kyletheking89 on Apr 10, 11 at 4:48pm
  • Whoever the soviet Russia commenter is he should shut the fuck up that's stupid shit

    Submitted by jewkid on Mar 12, 10 at 11:44pm
  • He needs a hug

    Submitted by Maufiro on Feb 4, 12 at 7:38am
  • Dammmmmmmn

    Submitted by singlet21186 on Mar 29, 11 at 6:23pm
  • @randomcommentguy lmfao! I love you. That was hilarious.

    Submitted by Tylertc13 on Jul 24, 10 at 11:46pm
  • Who's your wife? I happen to be a 404, Lmao, jk. Must suck to walk in on that.

    Submitted by SpaceCat on Mar 21, 11 at 10:38pm
  • In Soviet Russia.....oh wait they don't even have iPhones in Soviet Russia.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 6:52pm
  • Dude. That's cool. That means you didn't notice the six men going out the back door (which is where they came{lol} in, in the first place).

    Submitted by swallows on Aug 15, 11 at 2:55am
  • And I wouldn't be crashing on any couch, I would be kicking her ass to the curb, guys included, I would be uploading pictures of the slut to every porn site in existence, and I would be filing for divorce papers, and I would be fucking some hot girl I knew but always had the decency to not make a move on, not necessarily in that order.

    Submitted by anonymousdude84 on Jul 10, 12 at 4:29am
  • Agreed

    Submitted by Conceited on Jun 26, 11 at 6:37pm
  • The fuck are you doing crashing on a couch............\nIf you leave when your wife does that, shell proceed to have sex in your bed next....

    Submitted by hitbyadampayi on Nov 15, 10 at 1:26pm
  • No you get your ass back there and put your foot down.... Right on their worthless balls!

    Submitted by theJoker45 on Apr 21, 11 at 11:00am
  • BadMitch apologizes for fucking your wife, www.badmitch.com

    Submitted by instantaxess on Jul 9, 11 at 2:43am
  • Were they black?

    Submitted by darla604 on Jun 21, 11 at 3:04am
  • bitch needs to be slapped

    Submitted by jbroccardo16 on Mar 22, 11 at 11:03pm
  • ATL is representing with some serious Ho's! :)

    Submitted by MajorJohnson on Apr 12, 11 at 1:26pm
  • ...that poor sucker...

    Submitted by marukaitechikyuu on Sep 21, 11 at 9:29pm
  • Good thing you didn't come home an hour earlier. They were just the two who couldn't bust out of ... What was it ... Thirty four guys. Mostly black.

    Submitted by swallows on Sep 10, 12 at 12:36pm
  • Sorry

    Submitted by AllBlack on Sep 12, 11 at 8:03pm
  • Damn this is in my area..

    Submitted by mad_hatter on Jul 17, 12 at 3:06pm
  • Stupid bitches

    Submitted by gratrow96 on Dec 29, 10 at 1:31am
  • *beep beep beep bee be beep* \n"yes I'd like to file for divorce.. And also two naked men just had massive heart attacks in my house"

    Submitted by sleepeebear on Jun 6, 12 at 11:46pm
  • He doesn't wanna be found sleeping at the scene of a triple homicide, that's why he needs a place to crash

    Submitted by badmotherfuker86 on Apr 17, 12 at 12:12pm
  • Sounds like my ex.

    Submitted by one_way on May 4, 11 at 4:15pm
  • He didn't leave. He tried to stop it and the real men beat his ass without ever having the whore stop chugging.

    Submitted by swallows on Jan 8, 12 at 5:28am
  • Maybe he needed to get out of the house for a minute. Nothing saying he didn't go ballistic on her and the dudes later. Some people do think rationally in situations like this. They make for the best murder trials and end up on some TruTV show.

    Submitted by katiegirl1980 on Jan 18, 12 at 6:13pm
  • I would fucking kill someone immediately. And that is a reasonable solution.

    Submitted by Hurri_Caine on Feb 16, 12 at 10:37pm
  • Honestly I would have fucking killed her, I wouldn't even have hit the guys- not because I couldn't take them, but because hey lets face it- guys wanna get laid!\n\nTHEY didn't have a commitment. THEY didn't know me so they weren't disrespecting me (or at least, that wasnt their goal).\n\nThey wanted a piece of ass. And it was the slut wife who let them have her. I'm honestly afraid to ever marry a girl if I'm not 100% sure she's super classy bcuz if she

    Submitted by anonymousdude84 on Jul 10, 12 at 4:27am
  • She's the "ho" in "housewife"

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 15, 11 at 10:05am
  • poor guy. I apologize on behalf of all slutty women. (but we had the best of intentions.) ;-)

    Submitted by road2nowhere on Feb 12, 12 at 9:54am
  • I probably wouldn't want to sleep in the same bed I just saw my wife blowing two guys in. He probably wanted to just get out of there.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 3, 12 at 4:56pm
  • Two.

    Submitted by Unit562 on Jan 12, 12 at 12:46pm
  • Bring back rule of thumb

    Submitted by gingaa27 on Oct 22, 12 at 5:43pm
  • I'd film it and high five the guys on their way out

    Submitted by photorobert on May 24, 12 at 9:18pm
  • You should've killed them all. Heat of the moment. Crime of passion. Insanity. Fuck, decreasing surplus slut population.

    Submitted by PolarisDTA on Apr 21, 14 at 4:40pm