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  • 94 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 10 at 9:16pm

    America! (fuck yeah!)

  • 95 80
    Submitted by SaraJean on May 11, 10 at 6:28pm

    So...greasy cheeseburger and cotton candy? I could be cool with that.

  • 83 63
    Submitted by lammy on May 11, 10 at 6:18pm

    AMERICA

  • 76 62
    Submitted by Corekth on May 11, 10 at 9:05pm

    This is gonna make a fine t-shirt

  • 77 64
    Submitted by big_dubya56 on May 11, 10 at 8:36pm

    So u taste like success?

  • 75 62
    Submitted by MarineAggie on May 12, 10 at 4:31pm

    No, baseball and apple pie baby!

  • 83 81
    Submitted by Soviet_Russiaa on May 11, 10 at 8:52pm

    In Soviet Russia, America tastes like you!

  • 74 64
    Submitted by Griffmaster01 on May 12, 10 at 1:34am

    Mmmm bald eagles

  • 72 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 10 at 12:52pm

    She told me the same thing, but I'm Irish.

  • 77 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 10 at 11:28pm

    So you taste like herpes and hamburgers..

  • 72 68
    Submitted by NOsaint16 on May 11, 10 at 7:52pm

    Yeah cool way to just make movie quotes your own...

  • 68 64
    Submitted by allllyyyy on May 11, 10 at 6:33pm

    Umm ok Jean girard ala taladaga nights

  • 61 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 10 at 11:39pm

    Hamburgers are german...

  • 66 70
    Submitted by 102169 on May 11, 10 at 11:51pm

    So beer and obesity?

  • 60 59
    Submitted by sexylexi on May 12, 10 at 2:18am

    And I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free....

  • 69 80
    Submitted by klangford on May 11, 10 at 6:17pm

    Isn't that the fat chick on Ugly Betty?

  • 61 65
    Submitted by egroff54 on May 14, 10 at 8:34pm

    You taste like predator drones?

  • 61 66
    Submitted by ojg15 on May 12, 10 at 6:44am

    "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses..."

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 10 at 6:02pm

    Woooooo

  • 64 76
    Submitted by xjtillx on May 12, 10 at 12:11am

    U-s-a chant commence

  • 65 78
    Submitted by CreeperMagnet22 on May 11, 10 at 9:30pm

    chewing tobacco and coors light?

  • Submitted by GIJew on May 11, 10 at 6:20pm

    You taste like greasy asshole? Congrats.

  • 48 56
    Submitted by teeeennager on May 11, 10 at 11:24pm

    206 ftw!

  • 53 66
    Submitted by transcendence on May 11, 10 at 7:47pm

    I've been told the same exact thing!!

  • 53 70
    Submitted by apkdm on May 14, 10 at 2:11pm

    Budweiser and cigarettes?

  • 48 63
    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on May 12, 10 at 10:33am

    I was told I tasted like cinnamon rolls a couple nights ago. Not sure which is weirder.

  • 51 74
    Submitted by Theslurper on May 12, 10 at 10:45pm

    God bless her?

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Nowv3 on May 12, 10 at 6:05am

    Haha this should totally be on EffedUpPillowTalk

  • 47 71
    Submitted by gardea_11b on May 17, 10 at 9:52pm

    God bless the U.S. and know one else

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Clay180 on May 13, 10 at 8:54pm

    Nothing tastes better than Liberty and Apple Pie in the morning!

  • 22 46
    Submitted by jltc on Mar 29, 12 at 12:15pm

    I would NOT take this as complement.