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  • Submitted by whoreable on Nov 25, 11 at 2:00pm

    Semi-colon FAIL.

  • Submitted by princesspink on Nov 25, 11 at 2:38pm

    That should have been a comma, but nice try.

  • Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Nov 25, 11 at 8:46pm

    All this talk about grammar is giving me a chubby.

    • Submitted by gphilz on Nov 26, 11 at 1:28am

      ^^this guy's comment is better than any of the texts I've read tonight

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      Submitted by skeezer on Nov 29, 11 at 9:04am

      Do you always think of your grammar this way? Grandpa might not approve.

  • Submitted by vexprt on Nov 25, 11 at 3:23pm

    Correction: "And yes, I am hard."

  • Submitted by dynasty55 on Nov 25, 11 at 3:01pm

    Proper grammar IS a turn on!

  • Submitted by Massive_Attack on Nov 25, 11 at 5:17pm

    Semicolons are just for style, anyway; you could write a whole book without them.

  • Submitted by donnym4133 on Nov 26, 11 at 7:28am

    The biggest turn off is poor English

  • Submitted by 39710 on Nov 26, 11 at 1:43am

    I don't know about other guys, but a smart girl that likes talk dirty is such a turn on

    • Submitted by C4pM0rg4n on Nov 26, 11 at 8:32pm

      a smart guy that enjoys dirty talk (and does it well) is a turn on too. (:

  • Submitted by jltc on Nov 25, 11 at 2:29pm


  • Submitted by Bean24 on Nov 26, 11 at 9:36am

    Sadly, that was not an excellent use of the semicolon

  • Submitted by TheDogKissedMe on Nov 25, 11 at 6:59pm

    English major.

  • Submitted by merfmerf on Nov 25, 11 at 9:12pm

    Not a grammarian.

  • Submitted by AlchFiend93 on Nov 25, 11 at 7:37pm

    it's all good in your drunken state the semicolon probably seemed right -

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    Submitted by ScarletteVy on Dec 16, 11 at 9:54pm

    Imagine the facepalm.

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    Submitted by badmotherfuker86 on Jun 8, 12 at 12:31am

    God...just stop

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    Submitted by 1Daffection on Mar 25, 12 at 8:36pm

    thats nice to know!