omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
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gives new meaning to the term getting nailed
Excellent pun sir.
bob the builder...after dark
Probably because you just got gangbanged by construction workers.
Orgy, Gyno, or lonely ass girl...possibilities are endless
I know this feeling! Colposcopy is like getting raped by a transformer
It's sort of curved at the top running from left to right, then it comes back down and to the left, and then a sharp turn back to the right. Flat on bottom. The second number.....
Describe the number? I think your brains were fucked out.
what the actual fuck ....
maybe its time to rethink some life decisions? just a thought.
I'm thinking Gynocologist at Planned Parenthood. They check for diseases without you asking.
Well, my advice to you, don't do it again! Moderation!
That's exactly what happened.
This chick is life support for her vagina.....party on!!!
I knew I should have left my haul truck home...