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  • 69 26
    Submitted by sagus on Jan 22, 12 at 12:01pm

    Probably end up banging a Taylor Swift impersonator named Ted

  • 62 23
    Submitted by DrBrian on Jan 22, 12 at 10:30am

    Pretty sure you're the random if she's famous but good luck!

  • 65 32
    Submitted by grandmasboy on Jan 22, 12 at 6:40pm

    You don't BANG tswizzy, you respectfully make love to her. Have you not learned anything from her songs?! If you want a positive one written you'll be a perfect gentleman to that woman!

  • 31 19
    Submitted by uchicago on Jan 23, 12 at 4:46am

    I didn't know John Mayer used TFLN

  • 33 41
    Submitted by pokey9145 on Jan 22, 12 at 6:10pm

    Fuck you, Tswift would never fuck a Mormon.

    • 23 25
      Submitted by miss_whit on Jan 23, 12 at 6:57pm

      He wouldnt be talking about fucking her if he was mormon. We aren't all mormons here. Just saying.

      • 4 8
        Submitted by MononokeWolf on Mar 30, 13 at 5:34am

        Thank you for standing up for those of us in Utah who are not active Mormons, it sounds like you are as tired of being stereotyped that way as I am. Kudos, Miss_Whit.

  • 26 28
    Submitted by LilJDip on Jan 22, 12 at 11:28am

    Gotta love Utahans!!! Hahahaha

  • 17 20
    Submitted by Spyderman on Jan 27, 12 at 7:19pm

    You take that opportunity and you run with it buddy!