Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
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It's a regressive thing. It will take less and less.
... and i would like to thank you ... from all of us that live next door to women we'd like to fuck...
And so do they
That's a nice thing to figure out.
Depends on the neighbor and the wine.
That is fucking funny
I hate to be a downer, but the neighbor found out how many handles he needed to drink to fuck you.
Productive evening...job well done. You earn an A+ on the day
But Mr Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?