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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:31am

    You fucked the shit outta her

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:03pm

    I doubt she was cumming.

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      Submitted by ATN on Nov 10, 12 at 4:46pm

      She could, which makes it worse...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:17pm

    Look at the bright side; at least you didn't suggest anal.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:48pm

    Seriously, this page needs a "good night", "bad night" and "bullshit" voting system.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:21am

    I'm betting the problem wasn't girl on top, but shitfaced girl from bar. More importantly, why have you never done girl on top before? How boring are you in bed?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 10:14pm

    What do u call that one.... A Mudslide?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:00pm

    Dude, that bitch frosted you like a cake.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:32am

    I can't imagine the result would be different if you'd been on top. Diarrhea's gonna go to the same place, man.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:07pm

    She's MC nasty........!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:33pm

    11:31 you sound like you've had this experience more than once...and it's spelled "fuckin" there is no "e".

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:13pm

    Beggars can't be chosers, OP.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:19pm

    It I had a nickel... - Brandon

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:06pm

    Yeah that definitely didn't happen.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:52am

    Yeah but did you finish?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:19pm

    So I guess the cool thing now is to repetitivly quote something that's irrelevant.. Awesome. I fail to see the humor in it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:01am

    Because it needs to be less than X amount of characters for a shirt. This exceeds it and... Why the fuck would you want this as a shirt?

  • 91 74
    Submitted by dacubsgirl14 on Feb 9, 10 at 8:03pm

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 90 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 21, 10 at 10:57pm

    While SHE was cumming?

  • 97 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:25am

    1:40 what are you fucked? Drunk sex is the bee's knees, right up there with high and sober sex...and usually doesn't involved getting shat all over. Now go be Christian somewhere else.

  • 85 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 1:35pm

    Why do people constantly say... Oh that's fake...it's supposed to be funny not takin seriously...fuckin retards

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:53pm

    In Soviet Russia, girl is on bottom and you shit on her!

  • 92 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:42am

    8===============================================D o:

  • 74 54
    Submitted by kphoebe on Apr 21, 11 at 11:25pm

    Ew, yo that's some nasty stuff!

  • 87 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 12:13am

    Atleast she didn't shit on you when you were going down on her lol

  • 92 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:30pm

    Sounds like my ex-gf......lol!!!!

  • 90 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:05pm

    What the fuck?! That's kinda gross... -happy guy.

  • 84 76
    Submitted by crazyj2500 on Aug 8, 10 at 2:25pm

    Gross!!!!!!

  • 84 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:38am

    10:14 it's a joke from family guy "in soviet Russia road fork you!"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:12pm

    Bill Brasky once hosted the Grammy's and gave every award to Cory Hardt.

  • 94 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:53am

    I did the same thing to cat

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 7:27am

    Just be glad you wasn't 69'n.

  • 87 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:55am

    Don't fuck fat chicks

  • 92 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:35pm

    panty puddin' yum yum.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:17pm

    STOP saying this is fake. this happened to me. not something people tell others freely so thats probably why you close-minded assholes keep saying its fake

  • 89 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 3:03pm

    I'm really relieved I'm not the only one this has happened to

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:03pm

    didn't happen but nice try

  • 83 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 5:25pm

    I'm barfing. Anyone else?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:38am

    this is why I don't do anal

  • 87 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:39am

    hey was her shit like hella liquidish or more like a softer kind???

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:33pm

    Lock that shit down!!! Lol

  • 90 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:17pm

    That is fucking epic!! Hilarious!!!

  • 90 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:20pm

    i can count to potato

  • 84 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:40am

    ahhh the illustrious Brown Ball

  • 76 69
    Submitted by Clockwork on Apr 16, 10 at 11:35am

    Oh that's nasty

  • 85 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:13pm

    You should wipe ur ball sack instead of her ass

  • 74 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 11:28pm

    fucking hilliarious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:11pm

    What a shitty encounter

  • 82 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:47am

    Then... you probably should have said "TFLN saying." This creates much less confusion.

  • 82 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:13am

    10:14 hahahahahahahahahahahhahahah

  • 87 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 11:09am

    9:05 You do realize that posting someone elses information online like that is illegal? Please die in a fiery accident.

  • 84 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:57am

    Charles Rutherford thinks that's just her way of saying she has "feelings" for you!

  • 76 74
    Submitted by italiano991 on Mar 13, 10 at 12:32am

    Amber youll????????

  • 76 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 6:23pm

    Did she lick it off and swallow her shit?

  • 86 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 3:13pm

    I love how idiots think it's cool to argue with people on here....get a life

  • 81 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:01pm

    Yuck!!! What's does Crispy have to say about this?

  • 84 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:26pm

    Haha that's miami for you! That's why I don't leave this place. I'll never move! Haha

  • 83 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 11:49am

    that's why you don't go to bars to pick up nasty drunk chicks.. dumbass

  • 69 65
    Submitted by HamburgerKnight on Dec 15, 10 at 10:38pm

    Faaaake

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:07pm

    Erica Fishman did this to me...it was fucking nasty. I made her clean that shit up...

  • 82 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:41am

    That's what you get you big porch monkey

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:05am

    9:02 Hillary Robson 23 Lockabee Drive SS#: 150-25-1456

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:39am

    That us nasty, fucking boner killer for a year

  • 81 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 12:36am

    the girl was marking her territory.. either that or it was you and not her. but pretty sure that unless you were into that, you wouldn't tell anyone that it happened.

  • 67 65
    Submitted by bawbdawb on Oct 15, 11 at 3:11pm

    Whaaaat the fuuuuuuuck?

  • 76 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:41pm

    to 11:45, wow. in the words of stewie. you "need to get laid big time"

  • 72 76
    Submitted by jcfreshhh on Nov 20, 10 at 2:46pm

    FUCKING GROSSSSS!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:21am

    Lol- She was cumming alright; The shxt was Cumming ryt out her ass ! lol- Fuck your lifee . =p

  • 78 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:39am

    so gross...but some guys do go for that....nasty!

  • 60 53
    Submitted by cheesecakeman on Aug 20, 10 at 12:17am

    You are the SHIT! Actually, SHE'S the shit. ACTUALLY, your SACK is the shit. HAHAHAHA!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:43am

    @2:42 Wtf is that??????

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:18am

    we need names on those who said Good Night. NOW.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:17pm

    If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys Pet Sounds.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:48pm

    You can't fucking spell, you want to bitch about getting laid? Just be glad you're still around girls without standards.

  • 70 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:02am

    8:42. Fake. If you are really her, I want a name, street address (no PO box), and SSN.

  • 80 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:50pm

    Haha she came and the guy didn't for once!!!!! lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:40am

    :-( you shouldn't have drunk sex!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:29pm

    Totally could happen... If she hasn't taken a good shit in a while all he's doing is pressing right up on it. Lol take it from me, it happens..

  • 67 72
    Submitted by AlmightyShiz on Apr 19, 10 at 6:13pm

    Lmao I can see this happening . . . she mist have been holding it in when the contractions started

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 11:52pm

    647 if u can tell it's fake then why'd u say"if it's real"...retard

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:54am

    (517) i just puked in my mouth

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:09pm

    that is so sexy, let me get that girls number!! -Drinkin outa cups!

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    Submitted by mike8121 on Jun 2, 10 at 7:36pm

    Hahahah it could be worse u could be the camera man from Zack and Marie make a porno hahahah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:16am

    hahaha you should have filmed it and called it "onegirlonedick"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:13pm

    For 15 quid your dick will fall off - Ryan's father

  • 71 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 11:19pm

    I left Miami, but not in my heart! I mean, where else would you find gold like this? :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 4:58pm

    i swear to god that happened to me and my boyfriend on new years. we were so fucked up neither of us noticed for a minute or so. utterly one of the worst things that has ever happened to me. he still jokes about how he "fucked the shit outta me"

  • 73 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:01pm

    That is so gross I feel bad for u!

  • 76 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 31, 09 at 3:12am

    HAHAHAHA DIRTY BALLS!!!!?!!!??!!?!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:05pm

    That turns me on. -Jeff

  • 59 61
    Submitted by FunnySh1t on Aug 7, 11 at 1:25am

    Haha she was a fat slob

  • 76 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:54am

    @ 1:18 - Names, numbers and locations

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:10am

    12:09, does a Bruins shirt with the saying, "It's better in the Garden!" on it count as a trashy, dumb shirt? Fuck no, it's an awesome pun.

  • 71 86
    Submitted by Colombian_Cartel on Aug 16, 10 at 5:58pm

    Aghhh!

  • 67 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 3:28pm

    GOD DAMN!!!

  • 76 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:15am

    That's the risk you take when buttfucking. Anal sex is the only thing in the world that is awesome and shitty at the exact same time. BTW. My iPhone auto corrected "buttfucking"

  • 52 50
    Submitted by luckygirl420 on Nov 3, 12 at 10:10pm

    Omfg. Puke.

  • 65 76
    Submitted by akalovely on Sep 5, 10 at 2:21pm

    eww wtf!

  • 60 67
    Submitted by alexisvoltaire on Dec 24, 10 at 2:06am

    Holy shit LOL

  • 71 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 5:15pm

    I feel your pain This has happend to me

  • 56 61
    Submitted by ozey on Jul 29, 11 at 8:20pm

    Oh shiiit

  • 70 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:23am

    iPhone auto-correct is like a barometer of the state of civilisation

  • 70 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:13am

    So fake it's annoying...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:34am

    Girl on top is great - play with boobs

  • 70 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:00am

    Um, why isn't this a shirt?

  • 65 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:31pm

    You should have threw up in her face!

  • 71 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:31pm

    fucken girls always shitting during sex

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:27pm

    Dude are serious?!?! That's fucking hot as hell!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:24pm

    uuuuugggghhhhhh grosss hahahahahah

  • 62 82
    Submitted by 724_412 on Apr 4, 10 at 12:48pm

    my face to this was priceless.. i think im scarred for life.

  • 66 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:53am

    Fake I've read this about 20 different times!

  • 69 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 10:14pm

    3:53 I hope your not serious. That's sick.

  • 69 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:42am

    OMG! I cannot believe you posted this! I am so pissed!

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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on May 3, 13 at 4:24am

    I bet she felt so gooood afterwards.. Think about it. How good do you feel after you cum? And how good do you feel after you take a nice dump? Ok, now combine those two feelings happening at the same time! Wow, had to be an amazing experience! And to think some people pay for action like that...!

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    Submitted by photorobert on May 24, 12 at 9:36pm

    I will sympathize, ouch

  • Submitted by bobbynips on Apr 9, 10 at 11:44pm

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! \nNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!

  • 68 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:36am

    I love how none of you retards can spell. Here's a little help: diarrhea, humorous, civilization.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:57am

    Night guys!!! -happy guy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:52am

    Thumbs up from me. You have no idea how nice shit feels on your body. It's warm as anything, and I you can ignore the smell, it's heaven. And if your iPhone corrected buttfucking it just means you've typed it before.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:32am

    Fuck I wish I was you I have wet dreams about girls shitting in my mouth as I throw up in their asshole and have them shit it back out into my mouth

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:24am

    Guess the old turd cutter finally stopped working

  • 38 41
    Submitted by Wale on Aug 14, 12 at 1:05am

    At least it wasn't doggy style. You'd be washing diarrhea out of your pubes for the next week.

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Maufiro on Feb 4, 12 at 7:51am

    I never want to have sex after reading this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:13am

    sick. how can anyone think this is hot?!

  • 52 72
    Submitted by jerrydba on Feb 18, 11 at 11:38pm

    Ever been so drunk, you didn't know if you were cumming or going?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:27pm

    Brasky got his wife pregnant, and she gave birth to a delicious sixteen ounce steak. The afterbirth was sautéed mushrooms.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:46am

    Next time dude, just keep that shit to yourself.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:43am

    2:32, that's insanely disgusting, but highly hilarious. You still get a thumbs down.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 11:14am

    hahahah first time ive actually laughed to one of these!

  • 41 54
    Submitted by killbill on Aug 13, 12 at 10:03am

    I....wow......sorry?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:11am

    A good ole fashioned Cleveland steamer

  • 58 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:44am

    He's lying,it didn't happen

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:09am

    I call fake..but if it did happen I hope you slapped that bitch. I don't get these sick fetishes. -LikeOhMahGoose

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:01am

    Jesus 3:53!!! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:17pm

    This is so gross on so many levels. This must be one of the worst ngihts ever! What kida sick thought this was a good night?

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    Submitted by messyjae on Dec 9, 13 at 12:17am

    Don't woo her with Old Granddad

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:56am

    2:42-- you broke your dick, shoved it up your own ass?