I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
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You fucked the shit outta her
LOL I see what you did there!
I doubt she was cumming.
She could, which makes it worse...
Look at the bright side; at least you didn't suggest anal.
Seriously, this page needs a "good night", "bad night" and "bullshit" voting system.
this is why I don't do anal
I'm betting the problem wasn't girl on top, but shitfaced girl from bar. More importantly, why have you never done girl on top before? How boring are you in bed?
What do u call that one.... A Mudslide?
Beggars can't be chosers, OP.
ahhh the illustrious Brown Ball
11:31 you sound like you've had this experience more than once...and it's spelled "fuckin" there is no "e".
I can't imagine the result would be different if you'd been on top. Diarrhea's gonna go to the same place, man.
Dude, that bitch frosted you like a cake.
She's MC nasty........!
Whaaaat the fuuuuuuuck?
It I had a nickel...
10:14 it's a joke from family guy "in soviet Russia road fork you!"
So I guess the cool thing now is to repetitivly quote something that's irrelevant.. Awesome. I fail to see the humor in it.
What a shitty encounter
Because it needs to be less than X amount of characters for a shirt. This exceeds it and...
Why the fuck would you want this as a shirt?
to 11:45, wow. in the words of stewie. you "need to get laid big time"
Bill Brasky once hosted the Grammy's and gave every award to Cory Hardt.
that's why you don't go to bars to pick up nasty drunk chicks.. dumbass
Sounds like my ex-gf......lol!!!!
Yeah that definitely didn't happen.
:-( you shouldn't have drunk sex!
23 Lockabee Drive
Lock that shit down!!! Lol
What the fuck?! That's kinda gross...
You should wipe ur ball sack instead of her ass
Yeah but did you finish?
we need names on those who said Good Night. NOW.
panty puddin' yum yum.
I'm really relieved I'm not the only one this has happened to
Ew, yo that's some nasty stuff!
9:05 You do realize that posting someone elses information online like that is illegal? Please die in a fiery accident.
Why do people constantly say... Oh that's fake...it's supposed to be funny not takin seriously...fuckin retards
Hahahah it could be worse u could be the camera man from Zack and Marie make a porno hahahah
I did the same thing to cat
That is fucking epic!! Hilarious!!!
that is so sexy, let me get that girls number!!
-Drinkin outa cups!
Haha she was a fat slob
so gross...but some guys do go for that....nasty!
I love how idiots think it's cool to argue with people on here....get a life
I left Miami, but not in my heart! I mean, where else would you find gold like this? :)
I feel your pain
This has happend to me
In Soviet Russia, girl is on bottom and you shit on her!
I'm barfing. Anyone else?
You should have threw up in her face!
Did she lick it off and swallow her shit?
Atleast she didn't shit on you when you were going down on her lol
hey was her shit like hella liquidish or more like a softer kind???
1:40 what are you fucked? Drunk sex is the bee's knees, right up there with high and sober sex...and usually doesn't involved getting shat all over. Now go be Christian somewhere else.
Just be glad you wasn't 69'n.
didn't happen but nice try
If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys Pet Sounds.
@2:42 Wtf is that??????
Fuck I wish I was you
I have wet dreams about girls shitting in my
mouth as I throw up in their asshole and have
them shit it back out into my mouth
Lol- She was cumming alright; The shxt was Cumming ryt out her ass ! lol- Fuck your lifee . =p
Charles Rutherford thinks that's just her way of saying she has "feelings" for you!
I cannot believe you posted this!
I am so pissed!
647 if u can tell it's fake then why'd u say"if it's real"...retard
That us nasty, fucking boner killer for a year
While SHE was cumming?
Fake I've read this about 20 different times!
the girl was marking her territory.. either that or it was you and not her. but pretty sure that unless you were into that, you wouldn't tell anyone that it happened.
i can count to potato
Erica Fishman did this to me...it was fucking nasty. I made her clean that shit up...
8:42. Fake. If you are really her, I want a name, street address (no PO box), and SSN.
Oh that's nasty
STOP saying this is fake. this happened to me. not something people tell others freely so thats probably why you close-minded assholes keep saying its fake
Haha that's miami for you! That's why I don't leave this place. I'll never move! Haha
I will sympathize, ouch
I never want to have sex after reading this.
Um, why isn't this a shirt?
2:32, that's insanely disgusting, but highly hilarious.
You still get a thumbs down.
At least it wasn't doggy style. You'd be washing diarrhea out of your pubes for the next week.
So fake it's annoying...
You can't fucking spell, you want to bitch about getting laid? Just be glad you're still around girls without standards.
Next time dude, just keep that shit to yourself.
I call fake..but if it did happen I hope you slapped that bitch. I don't get these sick fetishes.
fucken girls always shitting during sex
That's what you get you big porch monkey
iPhone auto-correct is like a barometer of the state of civilisation
Dude are serious?!?! That's fucking hot as hell!!!
Totally could happen... If she hasn't taken a good shit in a while all he's doing is pressing right up on it. Lol take it from me, it happens..
Holy shit LOL
You are the SHIT! Actually, SHE'S the shit. ACTUALLY, your SACK is the shit. HAHAHAHA!!!
Haha she came and the guy didn't for once!!!!! lol
Don't fuck fat chicks
That's the risk you take when buttfucking. Anal sex is the only thing in the world that is awesome and shitty at the exact same time.
BTW. My iPhone auto corrected "buttfucking"
Yuck!!! What's does Crispy have to say about this?
Girl on top is great - play with boobs
hahahah first time ive actually laughed to one of these!
I love how none of you retards can spell. Here's a little help: diarrhea, humorous, civilization.
Then... you probably should have said "TFLN saying." This creates much less confusion.
That turns me on.
HAHAHAHA DIRTY BALLS!!!!?!!!??!!?!!!
Guess the old turd cutter finally stopped working
(517) i just puked in my mouth
hahaha you should have filmed it and called it "onegirlonedick"
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! \nNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!
i swear to god that happened to me and my boyfriend on new years. we were so fucked up neither of us noticed for a minute or so. utterly one of the worst things that has ever happened to me. he still jokes about how he "fucked the shit outta me"
That is so gross I feel bad for u!
A good ole fashioned Cleveland steamer
@ 1:18 - Names, numbers and locations
He's lying,it didn't happen
uuuuugggghhhhhh grosss hahahahahah
my face to this was priceless.. i think im scarred for life.
3:53 I hope your not serious. That's sick.
Ever been so drunk, you didn't know if you were cumming or going?
Lmao I can see this happening . . . she mist have been holding it in when the contractions started
12:09, does a Bruins shirt with the saying, "It's better in the Garden!" on it count as a trashy, dumb shirt? Fuck no, it's an awesome pun.
For 15 quid your dick will fall off
- Ryan's father
sick. how can anyone think this is hot?!
Thumbs up from me. You have no idea how nice shit feels on your body. It's warm as anything, and I you can ignore the smell, it's heaven.
And if your iPhone corrected buttfucking it just means you've typed it before.
Brasky got his wife pregnant, and she gave birth to a delicious sixteen ounce steak. The afterbirth was sautéed mushrooms.
Jesus 3:53!!! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!
This is so gross on so many levels. This must be one of the worst ngihts ever! What kida sick thought this was a good night?
2:42-- you broke your dick, shoved it up your own ass?
I bet she felt so gooood afterwards.. Think about it. How good do you feel after you cum? And how good do you feel after you take a nice dump? Ok, now combine those two feelings happening at the same time! Wow, had to be an amazing experience! And to think some people pay for action like that...!
Don't woo her with Old Granddad