I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
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You fucked the shit outta her
LOL I see what you did there!
I doubt she was cumming.
She could, which makes it worse...
Look at the bright side; at least you didn't suggest anal.
Seriously, this page needs a "good night", "bad night" and "bullshit" voting system.
What do u call that one.... A Mudslide?
Beggars can't be chosers, OP.
I'm betting the problem wasn't girl on top, but shitfaced girl from bar. More importantly, why have you never done girl on top before? How boring are you in bed?
Dude, that bitch frosted you like a cake.
I can't imagine the result would be different if you'd been on top. Diarrhea's gonna go to the same place, man.
11:31 you sound like you've had this experience more than once...and it's spelled "fuckin" there is no "e".
ahhh the illustrious Brown Ball
Whaaaat the fuuuuuuuck?
It I had a nickel...
this is why I don't do anal
She's MC nasty........!
Yeah but did you finish?
So I guess the cool thing now is to repetitivly quote something that's irrelevant.. Awesome. I fail to see the humor in it.
Yeah that definitely didn't happen.
Sounds like my ex-gf......lol!!!!
10:14 it's a joke from family guy "in soviet Russia road fork you!"
that's why you don't go to bars to pick up nasty drunk chicks.. dumbass
Bill Brasky once hosted the Grammy's and gave every award to Cory Hardt.
I'm really relieved I'm not the only one this has happened to
What a shitty encounter
:-( you shouldn't have drunk sex!
to 11:45, wow. in the words of stewie. you "need to get laid big time"
9:05 You do realize that posting someone elses information online like that is illegal? Please die in a fiery accident.
Because it needs to be less than X amount of characters for a shirt. This exceeds it and...
Why the fuck would you want this as a shirt?
panty puddin' yum yum.
Lock that shit down!!! Lol
so gross...but some guys do go for that....nasty!
Ew, yo that's some nasty stuff!
In Soviet Russia, girl is on bottom and you shit on her!
If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys Pet Sounds.
I'm barfing. Anyone else?
hey was her shit like hella liquidish or more like a softer kind???
That is fucking epic!! Hilarious!!!
I feel your pain
This has happend to me
Haha she was a fat slob
I did the same thing to cat
What the fuck?! That's kinda gross...
Did she lick it off and swallow her shit?
You should have threw up in her face!
I love how idiots think it's cool to argue with people on here....get a life
Don't fuck fat chicks
1:40 what are you fucked? Drunk sex is the bee's knees, right up there with high and sober sex...and usually doesn't involved getting shat all over. Now go be Christian somewhere else.
Why do people constantly say... Oh that's fake...it's supposed to be funny not takin seriously...fuckin retards
that is so sexy, let me get that girls number!!
-Drinkin outa cups!
Hahahah it could be worse u could be the camera man from Zack and Marie make a porno hahahah
At least it wasn't doggy style. You'd be washing diarrhea out of your pubes for the next week.
Just be glad you wasn't 69'n.
While SHE was cumming?
didn't happen but nice try
Atleast she didn't shit on you when you were going down on her lol
i can count to potato
Lol- She was cumming alright; The shxt was Cumming ryt out her ass ! lol- Fuck your lifee . =p
Fake I've read this about 20 different times!
Then... you probably should have said "TFLN saying." This creates much less confusion.
Oh that's nasty
I left Miami, but not in my heart! I mean, where else would you find gold like this? :)
Charles Rutherford thinks that's just her way of saying she has "feelings" for you!
You can't fucking spell, you want to bitch about getting laid? Just be glad you're still around girls without standards.
Um, why isn't this a shirt?
That us nasty, fucking boner killer for a year
8:42. Fake. If you are really her, I want a name, street address (no PO box), and SSN.
fucken girls always shitting during sex
647 if u can tell it's fake then why'd u say"if it's real"...retard
I cannot believe you posted this!
I am so pissed!
So fake it's annoying...
STOP saying this is fake. this happened to me. not something people tell others freely so thats probably why you close-minded assholes keep saying its fake
23 Lockabee Drive
You are the SHIT! Actually, SHE'S the shit. ACTUALLY, your SACK is the shit. HAHAHAHA!!!
the girl was marking her territory.. either that or it was you and not her. but pretty sure that unless you were into that, you wouldn't tell anyone that it happened.
Girl on top is great - play with boobs
Haha that's miami for you! That's why I don't leave this place. I'll never move! Haha
hahaha you should have filmed it and called it "onegirlonedick"
@2:42 Wtf is that??????
Fuck I wish I was you
I have wet dreams about girls shitting in my
mouth as I throw up in their asshole and have
them shit it back out into my mouth
You should wipe ur ball sack instead of her ass
I never want to have sex after reading this.
Holy shit LOL
Erica Fishman did this to me...it was fucking nasty. I made her clean that shit up...
That's the risk you take when buttfucking. Anal sex is the only thing in the world that is awesome and shitty at the exact same time.
BTW. My iPhone auto corrected "buttfucking"
I love how none of you retards can spell. Here's a little help: diarrhea, humorous, civilization.
Totally could happen... If she hasn't taken a good shit in a while all he's doing is pressing right up on it. Lol take it from me, it happens..
That turns me on.
we need names on those who said Good Night. NOW.
iPhone auto-correct is like a barometer of the state of civilisation
Dude are serious?!?! That's fucking hot as hell!!!
Haha she came and the guy didn't for once!!!!! lol
That's what you get you big porch monkey
Guess the old turd cutter finally stopped working
For 15 quid your dick will fall off
- Ryan's father
I will sympathize, ouch
Yuck!!! What's does Crispy have to say about this?
i swear to god that happened to me and my boyfriend on new years. we were so fucked up neither of us noticed for a minute or so. utterly one of the worst things that has ever happened to me. he still jokes about how he "fucked the shit outta me"
uuuuugggghhhhhh grosss hahahahahah
A good ole fashioned Cleveland steamer
(517) i just puked in my mouth
HAHAHAHA DIRTY BALLS!!!!?!!!??!!?!!!
2:32, that's insanely disgusting, but highly hilarious.
You still get a thumbs down.
12:09, does a Bruins shirt with the saying, "It's better in the Garden!" on it count as a trashy, dumb shirt? Fuck no, it's an awesome pun.
That is so gross I feel bad for u!
my face to this was priceless.. i think im scarred for life.
@ 1:18 - Names, numbers and locations
He's lying,it didn't happen
Ever been so drunk, you didn't know if you were cumming or going?
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! \nNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!
Next time dude, just keep that shit to yourself.
3:53 I hope your not serious. That's sick.
Thumbs up from me. You have no idea how nice shit feels on your body. It's warm as anything, and I you can ignore the smell, it's heaven.
And if your iPhone corrected buttfucking it just means you've typed it before.
hahahah first time ive actually laughed to one of these!
Lmao I can see this happening . . . she mist have been holding it in when the contractions started
Jesus 3:53!!! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!
Brasky got his wife pregnant, and she gave birth to a delicious sixteen ounce steak. The afterbirth was sautéed mushrooms.
sick. how can anyone think this is hot?!
This is so gross on so many levels. This must be one of the worst ngihts ever! What kida sick thought this was a good night?
I call fake..but if it did happen I hope you slapped that bitch. I don't get these sick fetishes.
2:42-- you broke your dick, shoved it up your own ass?
I bet she felt so gooood afterwards.. Think about it. How good do you feel after you cum? And how good do you feel after you take a nice dump? Ok, now combine those two feelings happening at the same time! Wow, had to be an amazing experience! And to think some people pay for action like that...!
Don't woo her with Old Granddad