I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
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You fucked the shit outta her
LOL I see what you did there!
I doubt she was cumming.
She could, which makes it worse...
Look at the bright side; at least you didn't suggest anal.
Seriously, this page needs a "good night", "bad night" and "bullshit" voting system.
What do u call that one.... A Mudslide?
ahhh the illustrious Brown Ball
I'm betting the problem wasn't girl on top, but shitfaced girl from bar. More importantly, why have you never done girl on top before? How boring are you in bed?
Beggars can't be chosers, OP.
this is why I don't do anal
11:31 you sound like you've had this experience more than once...and it's spelled "fuckin" there is no "e".
She's MC nasty........!
Whaaaat the fuuuuuuuck?
I can't imagine the result would be different if you'd been on top. Diarrhea's gonna go to the same place, man.
Because it needs to be less than X amount of characters for a shirt. This exceeds it and...
Why the fuck would you want this as a shirt?
It I had a nickel...
10:14 it's a joke from family guy "in soviet Russia road fork you!"
panty puddin' yum yum.
Sounds like my ex-gf......lol!!!!
Dude, that bitch frosted you like a cake.
to 11:45, wow. in the words of stewie. you "need to get laid big time"
Bill Brasky once hosted the Grammy's and gave every award to Cory Hardt.
Yeah but did you finish?
What a shitty encounter
that's why you don't go to bars to pick up nasty drunk chicks.. dumbass
:-( you shouldn't have drunk sex!
So I guess the cool thing now is to repetitivly quote something that's irrelevant.. Awesome. I fail to see the humor in it.
You should wipe ur ball sack instead of her ass
23 Lockabee Drive
Why do people constantly say... Oh that's fake...it's supposed to be funny not takin seriously...fuckin retards
9:05 You do realize that posting someone elses information online like that is illegal? Please die in a fiery accident.
For 15 quid your dick will fall off
- Ryan's father
we need names on those who said Good Night. NOW.
I did the same thing to cat
I love how idiots think it's cool to argue with people on here....get a life
What the fuck?! That's kinda gross...
Haha she was a fat slob
I'm really relieved I'm not the only one this has happened to
Ew, yo that's some nasty stuff!
Just be glad you wasn't 69'n.
hey was her shit like hella liquidish or more like a softer kind???
Yeah that definitely didn't happen.
Hahahah it could be worse u could be the camera man from Zack and Marie make a porno hahahah
Lock that shit down!!! Lol
so gross...but some guys do go for that....nasty!
647 if u can tell it's fake then why'd u say"if it's real"...retard
Charles Rutherford thinks that's just her way of saying she has "feelings" for you!
didn't happen but nice try
Atleast she didn't shit on you when you were going down on her lol
I left Miami, but not in my heart! I mean, where else would you find gold like this? :)
1:40 what are you fucked? Drunk sex is the bee's knees, right up there with high and sober sex...and usually doesn't involved getting shat all over. Now go be Christian somewhere else.
You should have threw up in her face!
That us nasty, fucking boner killer for a year
Haha that's miami for you! That's why I don't leave this place. I'll never move! Haha
@2:42 Wtf is that??????
I will sympathize, ouch
Oh that's nasty
So fake it's annoying...
While SHE was cumming?
STOP saying this is fake. this happened to me. not something people tell others freely so thats probably why you close-minded assholes keep saying its fake
i can count to potato
Erica Fishman did this to me...it was fucking nasty. I made her clean that shit up...
That's what you get you big porch monkey
You are the SHIT! Actually, SHE'S the shit. ACTUALLY, your SACK is the shit. HAHAHAHA!!!
I never want to have sex after reading this.
I'm barfing. Anyone else?
I feel your pain
This has happend to me
8:42. Fake. If you are really her, I want a name, street address (no PO box), and SSN.
that is so sexy, let me get that girls number!!
-Drinkin outa cups!
In Soviet Russia, girl is on bottom and you shit on her!
2:32, that's insanely disgusting, but highly hilarious.
You still get a thumbs down.
Totally could happen... If she hasn't taken a good shit in a while all he's doing is pressing right up on it. Lol take it from me, it happens..
That is fucking epic!! Hilarious!!!
At least it wasn't doggy style. You'd be washing diarrhea out of your pubes for the next week.
Did she lick it off and swallow her shit?
That's the risk you take when buttfucking. Anal sex is the only thing in the world that is awesome and shitty at the exact same time.
BTW. My iPhone auto corrected "buttfucking"
Fuck I wish I was you
I have wet dreams about girls shitting in my
mouth as I throw up in their asshole and have
them shit it back out into my mouth
Lol- She was cumming alright; The shxt was Cumming ryt out her ass ! lol- Fuck your lifee . =p
If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys Pet Sounds.
Holy shit LOL
I cannot believe you posted this!
I am so pissed!
(517) i just puked in my mouth
I call fake..but if it did happen I hope you slapped that bitch. I don't get these sick fetishes.
Um, why isn't this a shirt?
fucken girls always shitting during sex
Dude are serious?!?! That's fucking hot as hell!!!
the girl was marking her territory.. either that or it was you and not her. but pretty sure that unless you were into that, you wouldn't tell anyone that it happened.
Then... you probably should have said "TFLN saying." This creates much less confusion.
I love how none of you retards can spell. Here's a little help: diarrhea, humorous, civilization.
Next time dude, just keep that shit to yourself.
That turns me on.
That is so gross I feel bad for u!
HAHAHAHA DIRTY BALLS!!!!?!!!??!!?!!!
You can't fucking spell, you want to bitch about getting laid? Just be glad you're still around girls without standards.
Fake I've read this about 20 different times!
iPhone auto-correct is like a barometer of the state of civilisation
@ 1:18 - Names, numbers and locations
i swear to god that happened to me and my boyfriend on new years. we were so fucked up neither of us noticed for a minute or so. utterly one of the worst things that has ever happened to me. he still jokes about how he "fucked the shit outta me"
hahaha you should have filmed it and called it "onegirlonedick"
Yuck!!! What's does Crispy have to say about this?
my face to this was priceless.. i think im scarred for life.
A good ole fashioned Cleveland steamer
Haha she came and the guy didn't for once!!!!! lol
Don't fuck fat chicks
Guess the old turd cutter finally stopped working
He's lying,it didn't happen
Ever been so drunk, you didn't know if you were cumming or going?
hahahah first time ive actually laughed to one of these!
3:53 I hope your not serious. That's sick.
Girl on top is great - play with boobs
Brasky got his wife pregnant, and she gave birth to a delicious sixteen ounce steak. The afterbirth was sautéed mushrooms.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! \nNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!
12:09, does a Bruins shirt with the saying, "It's better in the Garden!" on it count as a trashy, dumb shirt? Fuck no, it's an awesome pun.
sick. how can anyone think this is hot?!
uuuuugggghhhhhh grosss hahahahahah
Lmao I can see this happening . . . she mist have been holding it in when the contractions started
Thumbs up from me. You have no idea how nice shit feels on your body. It's warm as anything, and I you can ignore the smell, it's heaven.
And if your iPhone corrected buttfucking it just means you've typed it before.
2:42-- you broke your dick, shoved it up your own ass?
Jesus 3:53!!! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!
This is so gross on so many levels. This must be one of the worst ngihts ever! What kida sick thought this was a good night?
I bet she felt so gooood afterwards.. Think about it. How good do you feel after you cum? And how good do you feel after you take a nice dump? Ok, now combine those two feelings happening at the same time! Wow, had to be an amazing experience! And to think some people pay for action like that...!
Don't woo her with Old Granddad