Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
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Haha this made me giggle inside..
What's wrong with ut Tyler???
this text either leads to a fucking awesome night or one hell of an awkward morning. trust me, ive experienced both
These are brilliant words. I shall use them soon.
holy fucking shit i lovee this. this is my life currently.
Gotta find a way to use this fantastic line Probably better that I'm not single - Girls will think I'm not serious. Yeah...joking - HA HA!!!
Get out of my dreams and into my car.
Boo you 7:10.. I go to ut Tyler...
Sarre says pay attention in college and study instead of have sex in college
I won't post offensive material - just say this: I LOVE this - will surely use it in the future :)
never got the chance to thank you: it works, been a year yesterday :D
How about you don't start shit, 6:41?
1:45 who says the OP is a girl? that sounds like way more of a guy line to me. pretty sure its far from controlling slut too. youre an idiot
dude. best line ever.
this is amazing
God I am totally using this!! Love it!!
I wish my gf said this
1:45 Right, how's virginity in your thirties working out?
There's this married chick I know, totally using this on her. I think she's getting ready to get divorced, so maybe I'll get lucky :p
Love this! Totally fits my life right now!!!
That's how I feel with my best friend
JD this ones for u!
i've wanted to say this to so many guys...
If someone said this to me I would lmao. It's kinda cute.
T shirt worthy!!!!
Story of my life. If this is your life philosolphy, don't go to UT Tyler.
If I had a nickel for every time... lol
That's a great line
Good googly moogly
That thang is juicy!!
It's affiliated with ut-Austin. That's what's wrong with it
that is the story of my life... im a guy, but you get the point girls
Those crazy vaginas...
Used on the right chick, at the right moment, this could be pretty epic.
I used them and they are a great conversation starter(;
i would have fucked him
Yeah 7:01, do that to 6:41's sister as well. 6:41 I'll do it to you too.
9:09 You stupid ignorant cunt, it's NIGAAAAAAAA.
Hell yeah 7:01. Get it.
Well said. I like the directness of this post. I will and yes please!
Holy motherfuck. :) this is some legit shit.
I take it you didn't get laid with that line
i love this , esp if the guy was hot nd ur bf was "routine "
Have to think about that.
ahhh....a woman who knows what she wants. But if the OP does it, he is a dumb pussy. No cunt should ever tell a guy what he should or shouldn't do. Tell this controlling slut to hit the road
No girl will fall for something as lame and blunt as this, Billy Ocean.