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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 2:41am

    this text either leads to a fucking awesome night or one hell of an awkward morning. trust me, ive experienced both

  • 96 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 7:00pm

    What's wrong with ut Tyler???

  • 90 79
    Submitted by xnormalxisxdeadx on Aug 13, 10 at 9:50pm

    T shirt worthy!!!!

  • 96 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:32pm

    These are brilliant words. I shall use them soon.

  • 96 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:56am

    Get out of my dreams and into my car.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 6:46pm

    How about you don't start shit, 6:41?

  • 88 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 9:18am

    Boo you 7:10.. I go to ut Tyler...

  • 80 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:19am

    1:45 who says the OP is a girl? that sounds like way more of a guy line to me. pretty sure its far from controlling slut too. youre an idiot

  • 76 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:52am

    dude. best line ever.

  • 82 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 7:14pm

    Haha this made me giggle inside..

  • 85 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 5:06pm

    Story of my life. If this is your life philosolphy, don't go to UT Tyler.

  • 84 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:12pm

    There's this married chick I know, totally using this on her. I think she's getting ready to get divorced, so maybe I'll get lucky :p

  • 79 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 7:46pm

    Sarre says pay attention in college and study instead of have sex in college

  • 80 89
    Submitted by BUffMasterFlex on Jan 16, 10 at 12:55am

    Used on the right chick, at the right moment, this could be pretty epic.

  • 72 75
    Submitted by 647HockeyGirl on Aug 23, 10 at 2:05am

    If I had a nickel for every time... lol

  • 83 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:58am

    holy fucking shit i lovee this. this is my life currently.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:29pm

    Good googly moogly That thang is juicy!!

  • 77 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:25pm

    Those crazy vaginas...

  • 66 65
    Submitted by cico on Feb 25, 11 at 7:01am

    never got the chance to thank you: it works, been a year yesterday :D

  • 73 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:04pm

    God I am totally using this!! Love it!!

  • 74 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 8:24am

    1:45 Right, how's virginity in your thirties working out?

  • 75 88
    Submitted by metalleg on Mar 14, 10 at 6:25pm

    that is the story of my life... im a guy, but you get the point girls

  • 77 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 4:03am

    Gotta find a way to use this fantastic line Probably better that I'm not single - Girls will think I'm not serious. Yeah...joking - HA HA!!!

  • 75 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:16pm

    i love this , esp if the guy was hot nd ur bf was "routine "

  • 76 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:52pm

    If someone said this to me I would lmao. It's kinda cute.

  • 78 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 7:32pm

    bahaha. this is amazing

  • 74 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 7:10pm

    It's affiliated with ut-Austin. That's what's wrong with it

  • 77 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:20pm

    JD this ones for u!

  • 67 80
    Submitted by bubbles81 on Apr 25, 10 at 2:50pm

    That's a great line

  • 71 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 6:55pm

    I wish my gf said this

  • 72 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 6:26pm

    i've wanted to say this to so many guys...

  • 73 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 7:14pm

    Hell yeah 7:01. Get it.

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Clueless213 on Feb 12, 11 at 5:48pm

    I won't post offensive material - just say this: I LOVE this - will surely use it in the future :)

  • 69 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 6:16pm

    Love this! Totally fits my life right now!!!

  • 68 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 6:04pm

    No girl will fall for something as lame and blunt as this, Billy Ocean.

  • 49 55
    Submitted by ToastyTheBeast on May 3, 11 at 3:01am

    That's how I feel with my best friend

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:29pm

    9:09 You stupid ignorant cunt, it's NIGAAAAAAAA.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 5:05pm

    Have to think about that.

  • 41 47
    Submitted by gabbiray on Nov 8, 11 at 11:29pm

    I used them and they are a great conversation starter(;

  • 63 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 11:08pm

    Holy motherfuck. :) this is some legit shit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 7:21pm

    Yeah 7:01, do that to 6:41's sister as well. 6:41 I'll do it to you too.

  • 62 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 7:45pm

    I take it you didn't get laid with that line

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:05am

    i would have fucked him

  • 55 90
    Submitted by xandrasm on Jan 13, 11 at 12:15am

    Well said. I like the directness of this post. I will and yes please!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:45am

    ahhh....a woman who knows what she wants. But if the OP does it, he is a dumb pussy. No cunt should ever tell a guy what he should or shouldn't do. Tell this controlling slut to hit the road