Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
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What's wrong with ut Tyler???
this text either leads to a fucking awesome night or one hell of an awkward morning. trust me, ive experienced both
Haha this made me giggle inside..
These are brilliant words. I shall use them soon.
How about you don't start shit, 6:41?
never got the chance to thank you: it works, been a year yesterday :D
Get out of my dreams and into my car.
Gotta find a way to use this fantastic line Probably better that I'm not single - Girls will think I'm not serious. Yeah...joking - HA HA!!!
Boo you 7:10.. I go to ut Tyler...
There's this married chick I know, totally using this on her. I think she's getting ready to get divorced, so maybe I'll get lucky :p
holy fucking shit i lovee this. this is my life currently.
Sarre says pay attention in college and study instead of have sex in college
this is amazing
That's how I feel with my best friend
God I am totally using this!! Love it!!
1:45 who says the OP is a girl? that sounds like way more of a guy line to me. pretty sure its far from controlling slut too. youre an idiot
Story of my life. If this is your life philosolphy, don't go to UT Tyler.
dude. best line ever.
JD this ones for u!
i've wanted to say this to so many guys...
I wish my gf said this
I won't post offensive material - just say this: I LOVE this - will surely use it in the future :)
1:45 Right, how's virginity in your thirties working out?
that is the story of my life... im a guy, but you get the point girls
If I had a nickel for every time... lol
Love this! Totally fits my life right now!!!
Good googly moogly
That thang is juicy!!
That's a great line
Used on the right chick, at the right moment, this could be pretty epic.
T shirt worthy!!!!
If someone said this to me I would lmao. It's kinda cute.
Those crazy vaginas...
It's affiliated with ut-Austin. That's what's wrong with it
I used them and they are a great conversation starter(;
i would have fucked him
9:09 You stupid ignorant cunt, it's NIGAAAAAAAA.
Yeah 7:01, do that to 6:41's sister as well. 6:41 I'll do it to you too.
Hell yeah 7:01. Get it.
Have to think about that.
Well said. I like the directness of this post. I will and yes please!
Holy motherfuck. :) this is some legit shit.
i love this , esp if the guy was hot nd ur bf was "routine "
No girl will fall for something as lame and blunt as this, Billy Ocean.
I take it you didn't get laid with that line
ahhh....a woman who knows what she wants. But if the OP does it, he is a dumb pussy. No cunt should ever tell a guy what he should or shouldn't do. Tell this controlling slut to hit the road