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  • ... A glove? So either he was small enough to fit in the finger, or he had a wierd shaped dick...

    Submitted by neighplay on Jun 27, 10 at 9:33pm
  • Edward penishands?

    Submitted by jenmaree on Jun 28, 10 at 1:22am
  • maybe she said "no glove, no love" and he took it literally?

    Submitted by buzzcutt on Jun 27, 10 at 11:37pm
  • A reverse handjob????

    Submitted by bldrmn on Jun 28, 10 at 4:50am
  • Are you the person that posted the twizzler dick text too?

    Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 27, 10 at 9:48pm
  • So does that mean you fingered her?

    Submitted by jimbonimous on Jun 28, 10 at 12:50pm
  • Got to give him credit...sounds like someone we would want to practice population control!! Oh and Lolo your retarded because he said nursing school not that he was a nurse. Youll be sorry one day when you need one.

    Submitted by deltasweetheart on Jun 28, 10 at 2:57am
  • Good god this guy was desperate

    Submitted by crazymonkey85 on Jun 27, 10 at 10:01pm
  • This was how mgiver was conceaved

    Submitted by 69_Charger on Jun 28, 10 at 11:31am
  • 1. If he used the middle finger thats like more than 6 inches to the end of the glove; not really that short of a penis if he filled it out. And 2.I'm quite sure surgical gloves are rubbery and stretchy so that provides extra length. So really this isn't that bad except for the other 4 fingers and the extra space in the palm.

    Submitted by Mister_Blister on Jun 28, 10 at 1:23am
  • U must have had a small dick then.

    Submitted by angelbaby7223 on Jun 28, 10 at 12:14am
  • This is why I don't pick up guys on that side of the lake

    Submitted by nikkis_ on Jun 28, 10 at 7:27pm
  • No, these pretzels are making ME thirsty!

    Submitted by NoImKeithStone on Jun 28, 10 at 2:07am
  • Plastic wrap also works pretty good

    Submitted by metalapocolypse on Jun 28, 10 at 11:58pm
  • Coke bottle ftw

    Submitted by Nick2Syller on Jun 27, 10 at 9:21pm
  • @skells: have fun with those herpes!! And if your really lucky, you may just get AIDS!!

    Submitted by karebear624 on Jun 27, 10 at 10:53pm
  • You probably stuck your Wang through the pinky...

    Submitted by migulrocks on Jun 27, 10 at 11:59pm
  • That's either one big ass dick or a little pencil dick. I am gonna go with pencil dick and u used the pinky finger off the glove for the condom

    Submitted by cwelkman on Jun 27, 10 at 10:40pm
  • You'd like to hope it wouldn't fit...

    Submitted by thumper_132 on Jun 29, 10 at 6:43pm
  • Try a pretzel

    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 27, 10 at 11:13pm
  • This is a perfect fucking example of why hospitals have shitty ass nurses because they let dumb fucks like this guy work there.

    Submitted by LoloFoShoSho on Jun 28, 10 at 2:36am
    • She could be the nursing student rather then him which would imply that she offered to use the glove. But it still doesn't say a lot about our nurses.

      Submitted by rockrchck8 on Jun 28, 10 at 10:38am
  • No , pretzels make bad lube

    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 27, 10 at 11:16pm
  • Too bad sterile surg gloves really AREN'T stretchy... Possibly long, definitely skinny... Sad day for all.

    Submitted by eshe on Jun 28, 10 at 2:34am
  • These Pretzels are making me thirsty!

    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jun 27, 10 at 9:26pm
  • I love all the self righteous know it all judgmental dipshits on here.....obv. have no idea what tfln is all about. Fuck off.

    Submitted by dec378 on Jun 28, 10 at 3:30am
  • How small is your dick? Great for you maybe. She must have felt like you threw a sewing needle down a waterwell!!

    Submitted by 2144571774 on Jun 28, 10 at 10:59am
  • I gotta try this 1...

    Submitted by DocNTraining on Jun 27, 10 at 9:10pm
    • If you are stupid enough to WANT to try this, you probably won't be needing a condom anyway.

      Submitted by mandyyy on Jun 27, 10 at 9:24pm
  • I got a friend of mine to do something like that. They might've used Saran wrap and a rubber band instead.

    Submitted by COKRAWK on Jun 27, 10 at 9:08pm
  • Needle dick- pinkie finger...

    Submitted by hogfish on Aug 19, 12 at 11:21pm
  • Wow. Well look up the number for extenz muther fucka

    Submitted by stevo313 on Jun 30, 10 at 4:17am
  • I would rather raw dog it, no way I'm usin a glove

    Submitted by Skellz on Jun 27, 10 at 10:38pm