couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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... A glove? So either he was small enough to fit in the finger, or he had a wierd shaped dick...
I can't stop laughing at that mental image.
maybe she said "no glove, no love" and he took it literally?
A reverse handjob????
Are you the person that posted the twizzler dick text too?
So does that mean you fingered her?
Got to give him credit...sounds like someone we would want to practice population control!! Oh and Lolo your retarded because he said nursing school not that he was a nurse. Youll be sorry one day when you need one.
Good god this guy was desperate
This was how mgiver was conceaved
1. If he used the middle finger thats like more than 6 inches to the end of the glove; not really that short of a penis if he filled it out. And 2.I'm quite sure surgical gloves are rubbery and stretchy so that provides extra length. So really this isn't that bad except for the other 4 fingers and the extra space in the palm.
You seem to be forgetting about width.
U must have had a small dick then.
This is why I don't pick up guys on that side of the lake
Plastic wrap also works pretty good
No, these pretzels are making ME thirsty!
Coke bottle ftw
You probably stuck your Wang through the pinky...
@skells: have fun with those herpes!! And if your really lucky, you may just get AIDS!!
That's either one big ass dick or a little pencil dick. I am gonna go with pencil dick and u used the pinky finger off the glove for the condom
You'd like to hope it wouldn't fit...
Try a pretzel
This is a perfect fucking example of why hospitals have shitty ass nurses because they let dumb fucks like this guy work there.
She could be the nursing student rather then him which would imply that she offered to use the glove. But it still doesn't say a lot about our nurses.
No , pretzels make bad lube
Too bad sterile surg gloves really AREN'T stretchy... Possibly long, definitely skinny... Sad day for all.
These Pretzels are making me thirsty!
I love all the self righteous know it all judgmental dipshits on here.....obv. have no idea what tfln is all about. Fuck off.
I got a friend of mine to do something like that. They might've used Saran wrap and a rubber band instead.
How small is your dick? Great for you maybe. She must have felt like you threw a sewing needle down a waterwell!!
I gotta try this 1...
If you are stupid enough to WANT to try this, you probably won't be needing a condom anyway.
Needle dick- pinkie finger...
Wow. Well look up the number for extenz muther fucka
I would rather raw dog it, no way I'm usin a glove