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  • Submitted by neighplay on Jun 27, 10 at 9:33pm

    ... A glove? So either he was small enough to fit in the finger, or he had a wierd shaped dick...

  • Submitted by jenmaree on Jun 28, 10 at 1:22am

    Edward penishands?

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      Submitted by jbwarner86 on Jun 29, 10 at 8:25am

      I can't stop laughing at that mental image.

  • Submitted by buzzcutt on Jun 27, 10 at 11:37pm

    maybe she said "no glove, no love" and he took it literally?

  • Submitted by bldrmn on Jun 28, 10 at 4:50am

    A reverse handjob????

  • Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 27, 10 at 9:48pm

    Are you the person that posted the twizzler dick text too?

  • Submitted by jimbonimous on Jun 28, 10 at 12:50pm

    So does that mean you fingered her?

  • Submitted by deltasweetheart on Jun 28, 10 at 2:57am

    Got to give him credit...sounds like someone we would want to practice population control!! Oh and Lolo your retarded because he said nursing school not that he was a nurse. Youll be sorry one day when you need one.

  • Submitted by Mister_Blister on Jun 28, 10 at 1:23am

    1. If he used the middle finger thats like more than 6 inches to the end of the glove; not really that short of a penis if he filled it out. And 2.I'm quite sure surgical gloves are rubbery and stretchy so that provides extra length. So really this isn't that bad except for the other 4 fingers and the extra space in the palm.

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      Submitted by archery126 on Jun 28, 10 at 12:24pm

      You seem to be forgetting about width.

  • Submitted by 69_Charger on Jun 28, 10 at 11:31am

    This was how mgiver was conceaved

  • Submitted by crazymonkey85 on Jun 27, 10 at 10:01pm

    Good god this guy was desperate

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    Submitted by angelbaby7223 on Jun 28, 10 at 12:14am

    U must have had a small dick then.

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    Submitted by nikkis_ on Jun 28, 10 at 7:27pm

    This is why I don't pick up guys on that side of the lake

  • Submitted by NoImKeithStone on Jun 28, 10 at 2:07am

    No, these pretzels are making ME thirsty!

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    Submitted by Nick2Syller on Jun 27, 10 at 9:21pm

    Coke bottle ftw

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    Submitted by karebear624 on Jun 27, 10 at 10:53pm

    @skells: have fun with those herpes!! And if your really lucky, you may just get AIDS!!

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    Submitted by migulrocks on Jun 27, 10 at 11:59pm

    You probably stuck your Wang through the pinky...

  • Submitted by cwelkman on Jun 27, 10 at 10:40pm

    That's either one big ass dick or a little pencil dick. I am gonna go with pencil dick and u used the pinky finger off the glove for the condom

  • Submitted by thumper_132 on Jun 29, 10 at 6:43pm

    You'd like to hope it wouldn't fit...

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    Submitted by metalapocolypse on Jun 28, 10 at 11:58pm

    Plastic wrap also works pretty good

  • Submitted by LoloFoShoSho on Jun 28, 10 at 2:36am

    This is a perfect fucking example of why hospitals have shitty ass nurses because they let dumb fucks like this guy work there.

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      Submitted by rockrchck8 on Jun 28, 10 at 10:38am

      She could be the nursing student rather then him which would imply that she offered to use the glove. But it still doesn't say a lot about our nurses.

  • Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 27, 10 at 11:13pm

    Try a pretzel

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    Submitted by eshe on Jun 28, 10 at 2:34am

    Too bad sterile surg gloves really AREN'T stretchy... Possibly long, definitely skinny... Sad day for all.

  • Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jun 27, 10 at 9:26pm

    These Pretzels are making me thirsty!

  • Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 27, 10 at 11:16pm

    No , pretzels make bad lube

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    Submitted by dec378 on Jun 28, 10 at 3:30am

    I love all the self righteous know it all judgmental dipshits on here.....obv. have no idea what tfln is all about. Fuck off.

  • Submitted by 2144571774 on Jun 28, 10 at 10:59am

    How small is your dick? Great for you maybe. She must have felt like you threw a sewing needle down a waterwell!!

  • Submitted by COKRAWK on Jun 27, 10 at 9:08pm

    I got a friend of mine to do something like that. They might've used Saran wrap and a rubber band instead.

  • Submitted by DocNTraining on Jun 27, 10 at 9:10pm

    I gotta try this 1...

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      Submitted by mandyyy on Jun 27, 10 at 9:24pm

      If you are stupid enough to WANT to try this, you probably won't be needing a condom anyway.

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    Submitted by hogfish on Aug 19, 12 at 11:21pm

    Needle dick- pinkie finger...

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    Submitted by stevo313 on Jun 30, 10 at 4:17am

    Wow. Well look up the number for extenz muther fucka

  • Submitted by Skellz on Jun 27, 10 at 10:38pm

    I would rather raw dog it, no way I'm usin a glove