is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
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I always thought my fave poli-sci prof as hot, in an intellectual, uber-smart, has the answer to everything and despises people who think grades are given, not earned. there is something *totally* sexy about a really REALLY smart guy. But take it from someone with a year or 4 on you - don't sleep around, it's just not healthy for you in any way. I"m not anti-premarital sex, I just wish today's young women took as much control of their emotional and spiritual well-being as they do of their libidos.
I think the LACK of control of their libido is probably what you're decrying. Personally I say seek pleasure wherever it can be found, but then again that might just be me wanting more sluts in the world.
haha... awesome. I want to be friends with you guys...
Girl after my own heart. Good for you, girlfriend. See you at the top!
Hey guys, how about you go worry about what your sisters, cousins, moms, aunts, and daughters are doing rather than what some girl is TEXTING about. Who cares if she screws someone, SHE'S NOT IN YOUR LIFE. You're supposed to READ the TFLN not critique them. And it doesn't make her a slut just because it's not something that YOU'D do because, again, NOT YOUR LIFE.
708 I'm glad you feel so highly of yourself to brag on TFLN. Douche Bags also succeed at life. clearly.
I think this is fuckin great!! I did it also and my professor was hott! Too bad I waited until after grades came out damn it!
I slept with my college professor, but I didn't get my A because of the sex. I got my A because I'm brilliant!
2 thumbs up on the puns...good one!
P.S. Correction 2:07, Whores do get paid but they also do it for attention or material possessions...Sluts do it because they like it and there's nothing wrong with liking it!
haha I'm so glad other people appreciate and understand the Lynch reference!
@7:20- Alright. I love Canadians. That must be allowed up there.
You only get caught if a jealous bitch who didn't get an A (and didn't sleep with the professor) finds out and reports it.
Prestigious in that area? Probly Reed College, or maybe Lewis & Clark if its Political Science. God help us if she's on her way to the east coast. Like the world needs more fucking tyrants fucking their way to the top.
2:35 i hate to break it to you but 3 gold stars do not = an A
Does it matter? This chick sounds smart, hot, AND adventurous! Fuck yeah! I wanna go to Portland! PSU maybe?
You should NEVER sleep with a professor WHILE in his/her class... If you get caught, you both could get into trouble (the school could say you did it in order to boost your grades).
That's why you ALWAYS wait until grades are posted... After a long semester of flirting, go fuck him in his office to celebrate your undeserved A. ;)
This is pretty great.
hahaha right before this there were 69 replies...
drawbacks of being a music major...male music teachers are never hot. not the music ed majors or the profs who teach us. damn.
Sounds like someone's been listening to Stephen Lynch songs...
Ok. Creepy, 7:30. Reel it in a bit.
5:11 you are a slut actually. You didn't know he is a teacher so basically you didn't know him well, but you fucked him anyway. YOU ARE A SLUT. Just deal with it.
Holy crap that's a lot of responses.
major stephen lynch rip-off!
2:33 sorry you're living in a fantasy world. that's how the real world works. who you know, who you blow.
lmfao touche to "cram" for the final and the "oral" exam. i am now laughing at work like an asshole.
If she's doing this guy exclusively, then she's not a slut. Just unwise in her choice of fucks.
I hope you went to a better college... There were no do-able professors in my political science department.
I know who you are. And you do not know who I am. Maybe one day I will tell you.
I hate her, but she IS hot. He IS hot. and THEY are in very big T-R-O-U-B-L-E *****
Stephen Lynch? Yes? But does quoting him in a text = ripping him off? Probably not. Does sleeping with a hot professor kick all kinds of ass.
Did he throw in Financial Aid?
Were you smart enough to dump his class at least? What happened? I need resolution?!
I hope he still fails her. That would be fantastic.
I have this bad feeling this was posted about me.
Is there some kind of system where people can get in trouble for this? Or does no one give a flying fuck in college?
Steven lynch rip off
doing it for an A is being a whore
7:23- Vancouver, WASHINGTON, idiot. As in 3 minutes from Portland. AKA; 'Couver, The 'Couve, Vantucky.
this is all very funny. so funny. do it.
7:09... what the fuck are you talking about? I am already more educated than the original texter. And how the fuck do you know she's hot? She could be beat all to hell.
Oh shit, Portland? She probably has a huge bush and doesn't shave her legs or her armpits.
Yeah, wow, so hot. I'm into it.
i can't wait for college..
5:11 is a fucking bitch, 7:04. Clearly. All she wants to do is try to sleep her way to the top. Catering her parties? Fuck her, right in her loose asshole.
Well, I'm already on top, making way more than she does and probably ever will. I might let her blow me, but I'm wearing a condom, I don't want to catch anything she's got.
University of Portland! Another Catholic scandal?
Point of clarification: Sleeping with him, fucking him, screwing him, or actually wanting to be with him?
I banged one of my professors as well. Totally did it for the story.
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7:03 you're a bitter asshole. I hope you find something that makes you happier than insulting people on TFLN.
This is from the 360 area code, not the 503. That's Vancouver, ladies and gentleman.
Hey guys, who eve said it was a SHE?
AGH! Puns! They buuuurrrn!
1:47 people do that all the time in law school and it fucking sucks for them
whoever thinks pleasing the teacher will give them a pleasing grade,
not in the real world
She's from PORTLAND. All tree hugging and shit. She prolly goes to Louis and Clark for ENvironmental law, and has a green twat or something... or might after she did that prof. I bet she smells like sage.
Ahem. Vancouver, WA. Clark County.
5:11, you are a cocky bitch. I hope you got some fun VD's from that professor.
i want to be friends with these people.... i love puns!!
2:33 blow a few profs did ya??? Still dumb aren't ya????
whoa whoa whoa, everybody, Whores get paid. Skanks, Skeezers, and Sluts do it for free!
You rock 360
2:33 is right; law school grading is blind.
1:40...why? you like old, gray-haired men? or are you just a whore that will fuck anyone?
5:11 you are awesome. let the insecure ones hate while you do what you want!
Hahah Stephen Lynch reference. That's awesome
I gotta start serial killing sluts like this.
7:08; Yeah. You might catch a nasty case of Literacy with a side of hot chick.
Haha! Awesome! Hope he was hot. Can't beat a hot, smart guy! Or, I guess you can, in private!
Enjoy catching and spreading various STDs.
4:03 the professor always gets shitcanned but the student is a victim
I wish I could have done that.
Lynch rip off
Could have been at Western Washington University; the area code here is also 360, though I'm not sure how prestigious we're actually considered.