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  • 62 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:17pm

    I always thought my fave poli-sci prof as hot, in an intellectual, uber-smart, has the answer to everything and despises people who think grades are given, not earned. there is something *totally* sexy about a really REALLY smart guy. But take it from someone with a year or 4 on you - don't sleep around, it's just not healthy for you in any way. I"m not anti-premarital sex, I just wish today's young women took as much control of their emotional and spiritual well-being as they do of their libidos.

    • 37 43
      Submitted by exosus on Aug 30, 11 at 7:58pm

      I think the LACK of control of their libido is probably what you're decrying. Personally I say seek pleasure wherever it can be found, but then again that might just be me wanting more sluts in the world.

  • 55 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:25pm

    hahaha right before this there were 69 replies...

  • 52 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:03pm

    Is there some kind of system where people can get in trouble for this? Or does no one give a flying fuck in college?

  • 53 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:26pm

    Girl after my own heart. Good for you, girlfriend. See you at the top!

  • 54 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:35pm

    I slept with my college professor, but I didn't get my A because of the sex. I got my A because I'm brilliant!

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:24pm

    You only get caught if a jealous bitch who didn't get an A (and didn't sleep with the professor) finds out and reports it.

  • 50 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:19am

    I have this bad feeling this was posted about me.

  • 50 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:19pm

    I think this is fuckin great!! I did it also and my professor was hott! Too bad I waited until after grades came out damn it!

  • 50 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:47pm

    I hope he still fails her. That would be fantastic.

  • 53 53
    Submitted by tonyduncan on Mar 29, 10 at 1:14am

    I banged one of my professors as well. Totally did it for the story.

  • 48 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:18pm

    2 thumbs up on the puns...good one! P.S. Correction 2:07, Whores do get paid but they also do it for attention or material possessions...Sluts do it because they like it and there's nothing wrong with liking it!

  • 48 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:12pm

    708 I'm glad you feel so highly of yourself to brag on TFLN. Douche Bags also succeed at life. clearly.

  • 43 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:21pm

    Oh shit, Portland? She probably has a huge bush and doesn't shave her legs or her armpits. Yeah, wow, so hot. I'm into it.

  • 49 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:23pm

    @7:20- Alright. I love Canadians. That must be allowed up there.

  • 43 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:23pm

    University of Portland! Another Catholic scandal? Big surprise....

  • 52 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:10pm

    Were you smart enough to dump his class at least? What happened? I need resolution?!

  • 46 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:12am

    Hey guys, how about you go worry about what your sisters, cousins, moms, aunts, and daughters are doing rather than what some girl is TEXTING about. Who cares if she screws someone, SHE'S NOT IN YOUR LIFE. You're supposed to READ the TFLN not critique them. And it doesn't make her a slut just because it's not something that YOU'D do because, again, NOT YOUR LIFE.

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:01pm

    haha... awesome. I want to be friends with you guys...

  • 52 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:03pm

    You should NEVER sleep with a professor WHILE in his/her class... If you get caught, you both could get into trouble (the school could say you did it in order to boost your grades). That's why you ALWAYS wait until grades are posted... After a long semester of flirting, go fuck him in his office to celebrate your undeserved A. ;)

  • 48 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:17pm

    doing it for an A is being a whore

  • 46 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 12:17am

    haha I'm so glad other people appreciate and understand the Lynch reference!

  • 48 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:30pm

    5:11 *** I know who you are. And you do not know who I am. Maybe one day I will tell you. I hate her, but she IS hot. He IS hot. and THEY are in very big T-R-O-U-B-L-E *****

  • 46 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:14pm

    Does it matter? This chick sounds smart, hot, AND adventurous! Fuck yeah! I wanna go to Portland! PSU maybe?

  • 41 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:49pm

    This is pretty great.

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 9:09am

    Steven lynch rip off

  • 46 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:58pm

    Ok. Creepy, 7:30. Reel it in a bit.

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:36pm

    2:35 i hate to break it to you but 3 gold stars do not = an A

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:20pm

    She's from PORTLAND. All tree hugging and shit. She prolly goes to Louis and Clark for ENvironmental law, and has a green twat or something... or might after she did that prof. I bet she smells like sage.

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:36pm

    Stephen Lynch? Yes? But does quoting him in a text = ripping him off? Probably not. Does sleeping with a hot professor kick all kinds of ass. Absolutely. Did he throw in Financial Aid?

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:53pm

    drawbacks of being a music major...male music teachers are never hot. not the music ed majors or the profs who teach us. damn.

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:16pm

    Prestigious in that area? Probly Reed College, or maybe Lewis & Clark if its Political Science. God help us if she's on her way to the east coast. Like the world needs more fucking tyrants fucking their way to the top.

  • 42 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:32pm

    Holy crap that's a lot of responses.

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:19pm

    5:11 you are awesome. let the insecure ones hate while you do what you want!

  • 44 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:46pm

    i want to be friends with these people.... i love puns!!

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:07pm

    whoa whoa whoa, everybody, Whores get paid. Skanks, Skeezers, and Sluts do it for free!

  • 43 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:35pm

    2:33 blow a few profs did ya??? Still dumb aren't ya????

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:26pm

    major stephen lynch rip-off!

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:43pm

    I hope you went to a better college... There were no do-able professors in my political science department.

  • 44 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:03pm

    5:11, you are a cocky bitch. I hope you got some fun VD's from that professor.

  • 43 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 2:13pm

    If she's doing this guy exclusively, then she's not a slut. Just unwise in her choice of fucks.

  • 42 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:41am

    lmfao touche to "cram" for the final and the "oral" exam. i am now laughing at work like an asshole.

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Quiltron3000 on Apr 18, 10 at 7:13pm

    Hahah Stephen Lynch reference. That's awesome

  • 40 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:26pm

    7:23- Vancouver, WASHINGTON, idiot. As in 3 minutes from Portland. AKA; 'Couver, The 'Couve, Vantucky.

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:08pm

    5:11 is a fucking bitch, 7:04. Clearly. All she wants to do is try to sleep her way to the top. Catering her parties? Fuck her, right in her loose asshole. Well, I'm already on top, making way more than she does and probably ever will. I might let her blow me, but I'm wearing a condom, I don't want to catch anything she's got.

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:20pm

    This is from the 360 area code, not the 503. That's Vancouver, ladies and gentleman.

  • 27 28
    Submitted by lvreugde on Jul 23, 12 at 12:39am

    You rock 360

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:11pm

    7:09... what the fuck are you talking about? I am already more educated than the original texter. And how the fuck do you know she's hot? She could be beat all to hell.

  • 40 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:30pm

    Presidential Material.

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:03pm

    2:33 sorry you're living in a fantasy world. that's how the real world works. who you know, who you blow.

  • 40 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:54pm

    Sounds like someone's been listening to Stephen Lynch songs...

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:15pm

    Hey guys, who eve said it was a SHE?

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:30pm

    AGH! Puns! They buuuurrrn!

  • 37 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:04pm

    7:03 you're a bitter asshole. I hope you find something that makes you happier than insulting people on TFLN.

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:12pm

    Point of clarification: Sleeping with him, fucking him, screwing him, or actually wanting to be with him?

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:49pm

    que drum sound: BaDoChet!

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:40pm

    i can't wait for college..

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:30pm

    5:11 you are a slut actually. You didn't know he is a teacher so basically you didn't know him well, but you fucked him anyway. YOU ARE A SLUT. Just deal with it.

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:33pm

    1:47 people do that all the time in law school and it fucking sucks for them whoever thinks pleasing the teacher will give them a pleasing grade, not happening not in the real world

  • 32 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 3:59pm

    this is all very funny. so funny. do it.

  • 44 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:05pm

    2:33 is right; law school grading is blind.

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:07pm

    Haha! Awesome! Hope he was hot. Can't beat a hot, smart guy! Or, I guess you can, in private!

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:53pm

    I gotta start serial killing sluts like this.

  • 35 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:24pm

    Ahem. Vancouver, WA. Clark County.

  • 33 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:15pm

    lol, 5:11. Enjoy catching and spreading various STDs.

  • 35 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:09pm

    7:08; Yeah. You might catch a nasty case of Literacy with a side of hot chick.

  • 38 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:49pm

    1:40...why? you like old, gray-haired men? or are you just a whore that will fuck anyone?

  • 37 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:48pm

    4:03 the professor always gets shitcanned but the student is a victim

  • 34 64
    Submitted by mcgomez on Mar 31, 10 at 1:13am

    Lynch rip off

  • 31 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:49pm

    I wish I could have done that.

  • 39 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:19am

    Could have been at Western Washington University; the area code here is also 360, though I'm not sure how prestigious we're actually considered.