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  • 85 55
    Submitted by feliciadatkins on May 24, 11 at 5:14pm

    What a waste of a perfectly good donut.

  • 69 54
    Submitted by fritzy909 on May 24, 11 at 11:03am

    How do we know this isn't a chick who misses her daily facials??

  • 66 50
    Submitted by xoluvmexo on May 24, 11 at 9:21am

    This makes my pores quiver in fear...ewww

  • 70 65
    Submitted by HyperionSin on May 24, 11 at 9:26am

    Shot to the face FTW!

  • 54 50
    Submitted by cuntfacekiller on May 24, 11 at 5:21pm

    I want to know what this means.

  • 52 52
    Submitted by bighjg on May 24, 11 at 8:19pm

    ok????????????????????????

  • 55 60
    Submitted by rainbowbutter123 on May 25, 11 at 1:40am

    i dont think IHAVE EVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFEEEE

  • 61 73
    Submitted by porksword on May 24, 11 at 9:27am

    Do they make tuna flavored doughnuts?

  • 53 59
    Submitted by jerm69anl on May 25, 11 at 1:38am

    yea glazed donuts taste better than cum so good call

  • 47 51
    Submitted by bruh on May 28, 11 at 12:43am

    Hell yes. People from Champaign-Urbana are just that crazy.

  • 50 57
    Submitted by BigE254 on May 25, 11 at 12:11pm

    For those of you that are saying you don't understand, donut glaze looks just like semen.

  • 51 61
    Submitted by sorrycharlie on May 24, 11 at 10:58am

    Am I missing something here?

  • 51 64
    Submitted by janesaddiction on May 24, 11 at 9:07am

    That's so weird, I just woke up\nfrom a dream that included a glazed donut and I don't even like donuts.

  • 44 53
    Submitted by I_H8_Rick_Scott on May 24, 11 at 12:16pm

    This sounds like the crazy talk that happens at the end of a long night of being high and drunk. Its the best lol

  • 46 59
    Submitted by porksword on May 24, 11 at 1:34pm

    If it were a chick she'd use a cream filled or a longjohn.

  • 43 56
    Submitted by DrMayhem on May 25, 11 at 9:54am

    cuntfacekiller: urbandictionary.com "closet glaze" check it out

  • 40 59
    Submitted by hector234 on May 24, 11 at 9:16pm

    shes probably talking about all the leftover food left on her mans face while they makeout...

  • 44 77
    Submitted by erisblake on May 24, 11 at 9:48am

    Creepy, I had a stalker while I was U of IL, I swear he'd do something like this. Ick.