Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
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The soft pink fuzzy hand cuffs? Or cop standard hand cuffs? It matters.
Firsty get killed
Acually dirtyfirsty you are right. Fuzzy pink handcuffs mean kinky roof sex, regular ones means you're friends got bored and figured that handcuffing you to a roof is good entertainment :) Just sayin ;)
Then = Than
getkilled follow the instructions for your user name. Please?
This actually makes sense... I know a few people that benefit more from physical restraint than from any logic offered... Or pretzels.
Gotta love upstate new york
So were you drunk, on some drug, or having a manic episode? :) just curious.
Don't hate on firsty buttlick :-p
Lol this is my current area code and my old area code.. Upstate ny ftw.
I may already love you. No?
How did you get off the roof?
Gsusfreak stop whining and make a legitimate comment?
Firsty stop advertising and make an actual comment...PLEASE
Stay firsty, my friends.
gotta love the 518
All u stupid fuckin firsty people need to go find some other website to be dumbasses on
Oh me likey !
You have some solid friends
you 6hr prior -" I BEVLIVE I CAN FLY *jumps off couch*"
These pretzels are making me Firsty! Check it out Firstyfans! Firsty has a twitter account: http://twitter.com/OriginalFirsty
That's no roof, that's my wife!
I can definitely see this happening in the 585