I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
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I'm a little jealous and i'm a girl.
me too. me too. =)
stay thirsty my friends
I C WAT U DID THAR! NICE! ^_^
DON'T FEED THEM AFTER MIDNIGHT!!!
Hahaha. Best comment ever.
Damn, where do you live? I want in - btw, I'm a girl
sure u are
you know im slowly thinking that most of the population of girls are complete whores.... hummm
And that's bad how?
I came on wondering who could say this was a bad night, but I too would be pretty upset learning I don't remember a night with 4 women
DAMN..... NOW WHATS TEH CHANCES OF THAT.... OR BETTER YET.... WHATS THE CHANCES U WALKED AWAY STD FREE?
any one who says teh has never been layed
hahahhahah at may 19, 2099 1:14am.
U r my hero!!! Ku-fukkin-dos!!!!
regardless of hot or not, 4 is still 4.
even 4 - 2's makes an 8.
900 people labeled this a bad night. translation 900 people are retarded
Bye bye pocket cash... Hello pavement.
so you were the guy that was paying attention in biology. good job...
that is what i called addition
With examples like that maybe I would've paid more attention when they taught us multiplication in school.
Dream come true.
Must have been a great night
to all the people bitching about weither it's mitosis or meiosis: just shut the fuck up! and enjoy that a fellow man slept with 4, let me say it again FOUR! women, dude we sallute you
This is exactly why Gremlins was wrong: getting them wet is the best damn idea.
I'm pretty sure I know you. ;)
I want your magical multiplying skills.
I bet 4/4 of them have HIV/STDs
In all likelihood, you never woke up at all.
In Soviet Russia...Aaaah, fuck it. Freaking epic
Now that's a great morning
Siblings don't count unless your from Arkansas
Simple,yet effective. Unlike all this other trash on this site now.
Ahhh, the American dream.
He got them both pregnant.
who said it was a guy?
Did you wake up after 9 MONTHS? That would kinda explain it.
Since when can 5 porkers fit in one bed. Dont hate just cause this guy scored.
you must be black :]
You must have got them wet and they multiplied. Just make sure you don't feed them after dark.
So you ended up getting two girls pregnant that night at the same time.
Sex is like mayh, add the bed subtract the clothes divide the legs ans hope you dont multiply
This made my life! Lmao
@12:58pm- in soviet Russia, I hate you
you my friend. are a champion among men.
this post is all kinds of win
One in five adults has HSV (herpes). You do the math... Ouch!!!
Disco disco! No no
I wish we learned that in highschool.
this is indeed the best night of all time
10:56 go kill yourself.
Gettin some poooooon
1:09AM because everyone likes to look at naked girls, but half as many like to look at naked guys. next?
dont believe it for a second
fuckin amazing I wish I was you 312
you can never go wrong with more then one chick
U got HIV for sure
That's a win
so it was a good night i see
Ahh yes the wonderful girls of Chicago... I'm going to guess all the girls were smoking hot too. I love this city, the women are amazing and will do anything.
That just means you're more pissed now than when you went to bed
did anyone else think maybe we woke up with a couple of porkers?
I'm talkin' pedicure on my toes, toes
Who ever is looking at the negatives of this is NEVER gonna have it happen to him.
Lies. All lies. He hasn't had pussy since pussy had him. He sucks a mean dick, though.
Well that's a winwin
But u don't remember it? What's the point?
as long as they were hot
Amen love weekends like that
Those were some short pregnancies...
this city, before I leave brush my teeth with a bottle of jack...
I think this could possibly be my psych prof...
Lucky... This never happens to me
This man is king. If we were friends, i would have bought you a crown.
my hero!!!!!! hopfully you wrapped up
Dude that's fucking righteous, you are the shit!
My fucking hero
Yea cuz this isn't bs. Any girl that freaky would much rather get a guy to herself. Funny but keep dreaming
Sorry friend. That is not a wicked display of magical powers.
That's a little thing called mitosis...
Oh shit man props to you!!!
Lmfao at 7:01June 15
I'm quite jealous of this :)
by the way im a girl :P
U fucking tool. Lmfao
I stuk a dildo in their vag and then in my teachers butt
im pretty sure ^hes 12
in 9 months your going to have 4 children my man.... or if its a woman then 4 STDS...and yet its still an epin Win
My hero man haha
*also from 112, correcting ppl on this post is the reason i can wake up with 4 females on my bed, and you with a laptop with the toilet paper stuck on your wrist and jaw....
May 24, 2009 6:43AM that was a wonderful description if that is true
Got my glasses i am out the door i going hit the...
That's better than me goin to bed with one wakin up wit two. Damn.
too bad they were all lesbian they played among them selves lol
If you could remember it, it would be a phenomenal night. But just knowing it happened makes it a good night haha
One in five adults has HSV (herpes). You do the math... Ouch!!!
May 27, 2009 4:25PM
Look to ur left and to ur right in that bed, if they don't have it, guess who does!
Directed at the people saying mitosis... It's meiosis that works to produce gametes u dumbfucks, mitosis is duplication of the somatic cells.
There is only two ways this could be true... The guy is fabio... It's a lesbian.
Your Mom and sister stepped in? :P Just kidding,awesome night
Dude... Teach me..
If this is real that is one of the most epic wins of all
He might've fucked the two frirsty. Believe me.... Not many can handle 4. Pure experience from people who live the lifestyle.
In soviet russia home goes to you
june 21 1:09
who says there's anything wrong with that?
don't let a buch of sheep's opinions stop the party
Lmao at "Large and in charge"
Wow u r very lucky. I am a girl.
I remember leaving a huge steaming pile on your chest.
I hope they woke up with dirty sanchezs and a dildo in their vag
great night, I've been that girl before fours always better than two
two of those chicks had beards .....dude i saw them leave your pad
Score, that happens to me everyweek
Well I saw u there.. We split them up.. 2 for u and the rest for me...
Coz when I leave for the night I ain't coming back ...
This happened to me before..but I'm a girl. And I'm straight.. I had fun though
And 9 months later...out pop four more babies
Was it your birthday? Lol. *applaudes*
ok wait wait ... so there was this other post thingy and she like did 3 marines and ppl were telling her she was like a fucking WHORE and slut and all this shit and this jackass goes to bed with 2 women and wakes up with 4 and hes a hero WTF is that???????????? EXPLAIN PLEASE
Alpha as the fuck
6:02 sucks for you!!
but in all seriousness, thats fuckin awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i got you beat. i had 11. 5 on my right and 5 on my left. 1 on my cock
I wish I wear there!!
I wish I where there!! It couldve been an even 12, unless ur name is smalldude cuz u have a small dick.. That wouldn't be cool!
family doesn't count and niether do 10 year olds
USC 34 - Notre Dame 27
Can we say "AIDS"?
I can only say 'impressive' you must've been hammered to not know how the fuck that happened...
You are personally the luckiest man alive
Way to go!!!
Um why do guys want sooo many girls. How's 1 not enough lol just sayin
Ay man my brada I did da tht be da rightious my brada wit it
I think the sender of this text is a girl, and this post is way overated.
I love you... I will most likely never met you but know that you have my eternal love for that
If you ever in the 312. Holla at a playa. If you ever in the 213. Hola ata playa.
Fuk off ur a fkn liar
Lol same thing has happen to me
i now have a new hero!
Their Friends Must have visited them in the Middle of the night!
I'm starting to like 10/27 816
1:09 - Conquered vs being conquered. Women are to be conquered, men are the conquerors. If you don't like it go lesbian.
Plus, sluts definition is a women having multiple sex partners..
txt 978-853-7785 If u say something funny or awsoem u get free xbox live membership
At some point in the night, you recieved the Midas touch of threesomes. Use it wisely, grasshopper.
If I had a Nickel..
Lol I bet they calls they're freinds... Lucky u
U woke up with 4...
fix the "o"
926 people are retarded Jealous fucks
The other two girls were his daughter and wife
Doin werk son!
2 sisters, huh
Were the other two sisters of te two u started out with?
Even if they two were lesbians, I would still count this as a win.
Forget the girls. Does it work with hundred dollar bills?
The rest-of-the-world dream too...
in soviet russia they wake up with yu
Good one to tell the grandchildren
Maybe you were just still seeing double!
EPIC WIN on your part i shall now worship you as my god christians got nothing on this
and to the dumbass moaning about meiosis, you are wrong. the girls multiplied spontaneously in the same manner as a cell performing mitosis.
See how the world sucks..why does a man get away wirh bangin more than 1chick and its ok but a woman doing that to men is just down right nasty?
I only go to bed after the bar with one and wake up with two! Lucky S.O.B.
ooh im sooo jealous!!!!! i wish i could have been there so u could punished me like the naughty lil girl i am
ever 11:11, i wish for a night like this
I remember dumping a STEAMING PILE ON YOUR CHEST
That would be cool if you remembered it...
Nothing wrong with a porker, so why would there be anything wrong with 5 porkers. Large and in charge.
im going to go out on a limb here and guess that you're fat
Hahahaha...he said stay thirsty my friends!!! Classic.
so you knocked up both of them?
UR SO FUKIN LUCKY!
Damn talk about luck
You are my fucking hero!!!
For shure just killed two people and cut them in half
these pretzels are making me Firsty!
Not a good night... an amazzzzinnnggg night
either you got very lucky that night or both the original have incredibly fast reproductive systems and you fucked your daugthers
4 what? Guys? I bet they were!
Been there done that!
Maybe it Finally happened. You got so drunk you saw half.
Goooooood fucking night
back at u 701, correcting someone with your nerdy little remarks on TFLN proves you my lonely dungeons and dragons afficionado are a dousche. royal elite dousche.
Dude i just wanna do a squirrel in the butt right now...
How many fingers were they holding up?
Damn son ur good
Who your mom and your grandma??
One of em is ur mom and the other... Well even worse
I've heard of seeing double, but seeing 1/2 that's drunk!!!
How do over 2000 people see this as a bad night
They prolly had babies while he was sleeping.
@10:45 a key that opens many locks is a master key. A lock that is opened by many keys is a shifty lock.
why are people saying its a bad night?
I don't see a problem with that
You were just so hammered or so high u don't remember lol:)
No one should hate on you ever. I can safely say your the only one that can fix our economy. I'll try to pass a bill giving you 10 trillion dollars and multiply that till were out of this hell hole recession. secondly I don't know how freaky that night was but the fact you had 4 girls in your bedroom doing things to you that you may or may not remember is always a plus. Just install a security camera in your room next time for evidence
this could have easily been some teenage girl.. even then it's hot and I'm 43
Does his mom and sisters count in that
Please teach me your ways!
Best Night Ever!
Beverly hill's bayybayy!
Since Ima guy, I always thought it would be cool of I woke up after passing out, with like a chick who fucked me when I was unconcious.
remember going home with three girls!!
woke up with three dudes!!!!!!
omg diz is so funny lfmao!
Sometimes, you're just so drunk, you end up seeing half.
That's the opposite of drunk vision... How does that work... Oh I get it when you got home they were skinny... When you woke up they both weighed as much as 2?
Get wasted at parties this could happen to you
That's inspirational... I'll try it with guys next time
Trying on all these clothes, clothes
ok i seriously believe that you deserve to wear the paper crown you can buy at burger king and all the people must bow b4 u because you are the fuckin shit! nice
Can somebody please moderate "firsty" off this site? It's really just getting plain annoying.
Does this means you got both of them pregnant?? hahaha jk That's pretty awesome...
i love your life
@July 10, 2009 3:39PM
Fuck you asshole!
MATH MAKED MINE BRAIN HURT
He impregnated both of them. And had two baby girls! Not so lucky! Haha
Someone had babiesss
Are u sure it wasn't the other way around?
so 2 fatties divided into 4 bitches?
hey man 4 3's is a 12 on the scale, THATS HOT
Good I think that u are in soviet Russia
4:27 is a dipshit.
Are you sure you woke up?
Make them swallow ur pee
Shirt of this and two fists way up...
How can any one give this a thumbs down
Eeew...your mom and sister joined in!
IMA FIRE MAH LAZER
Were they chinese they could have multiplied
I want this on my tombstone. In fact, I believe my grandchildren will want this on my tombstone.
wake up in the mornin feelin like p diddy......
you are the fucking man
We multiply exponentially at night.
You need to remember to turn your swag off at night. If you don't you'll keep on ending up covered in bitches. Wait... That's not so bad...
are yuh sure diz supposed girls were girls? cuz i saw u last nite and 2 of them were boy fuckin da girls while u were all sick of alcohol wanting somethin! sorry u wish u get it and lucky cuz at least u aint got da sida! lolz
Damn. I'm a girl and I'm pretty impressed and a little jealous haha
look again son, it is 1 very heavy girl, a dwarf and 2 boys... sober up... love, mom.
i heard if u throw water on them that happens
@anonymous stfu we don't care. Fired.
Smalldude is a L-I-A-R.
Prime example of a ftw moment I want to be in this mans shoes!!
No proof no truth
Holy shit. They're multiplying!
You shall be known as the true alpha male!
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That's wats up in chi town
Should probably get urself checked out I bet one of them was desperate for a reason
You have given me hope for this dark desolate world
that's how Chicago does it
Did you go into a 9 month coma?
You impregnated the first two.
Haha ooooooooohhhhh. Rrrrriiiigghhttttt
is that possible ?!
Either the two girls called some friends or they were your sisters
U are a lucky F A G
Isn't multiplication great
9 months flies by
The reverse drunken double vision will get ya every time. As long as you don't go to bed with 2 skinny girls and wake up with 4 big girls, i think you played a good game.
The funny thing is, a girl would never be excited to have this happen with guys. Bc although two girls makeing out is hot, as a girl I have to admit, but two or more guys, not.
I envy you...so much
Someone forgot to turn off his swag.
Thug life *pumps shotgun*
Gremlins propagate when u get them wet
Way to go champ!
Oh noes!! They be multiplying when we ain't looking!!!!
i'd be more amazed if he didnt get STD's or something that night. at least u knew 2 of them
1/4 women have an STD. congrats!
Were they pregnant girls?
You deserve a parade
Shit dude nice
Sounds like you forgot to turn off your swag
4 makes it a quad team tonight ya!
Bull shit ur dick is to small to please even half a chick
got em both pregnant huh?
I salute you sir!
and THEN you woke up for real
...there was also a cup, a fingerpainting and lots of brown paint everywhere.
awesome ur the man (not)
A necessary addition to this site would be a "great night" button
Those extra '2 girls' were metaphors for AIDS and Herpes.
Next time it will be 5 (:
Yay for double morning vision! :P
Lol. I bet this is real and you shucks reek of jealousy.
Wow how does that even happen?
Were they pregnant?
... those girls went through mitosis!
He probably thought he came home with two hotties, then as he woke he realized he was with 2 giant porkers which both count as 2 people.
That is absolutely fucking epic! Literally FUCKING epic lol
Sleeping quadruple in a single bed.....
Lmao u over achiever, reminds me of prom nights after party, everything is all a blur, I wake up naked with 6 girls n 2 other guys sleeping on the floor n stove n closet n shit lol
1 out of ever 4 people has HIV and there was 5 people in bed? Sucks Brah
Women are lucky to wake up with BadMitch, www.badmitch.com
I once came home with 4 girls and woke up with 8, cuz I'm black
If you put a thumbs down on this you are a communist
Pssshh only 4?!
on behalf of anyone who has ever had a one night stand, i salute you
Talent at it's best
Dam wish I was there
1 std 2stds 3stds 4stds wtf
Like a boss...
Your mom and your sister got in with you!
Who said this was a guy?
@1:43 33million people in the world have HIV. World population? Almost 8billion, your retarded. And theres a cure for HIV now using stem cells, so really, who gives a shit???
Epic... Enough said
At that point, whisper thank you to your penis and then sprint your ass to the nearest clinic!
That's fucking awesome! Hopefully you can remember some of it!
Really jealous, even though I'm a girl(::
Woah were they hot
Project X !
"Winning" Charlie Sheen saying
Well. Fucking. Done.
312 reppin chi town
Git r done
I so wanna be you right now
Props dude...I think I was there ;)
Trannies for shure.
Kinda like gremlins ... When they get wet they reproduce
So you woke up with two hookers, your mom, and sister!!! Good for you!!!
I'ma call bullshit.
"So did I"\n -Mom