I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
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I'm a little jealous and i'm a girl.
me too. me too. =)
stay thirsty my friends
I C WAT U DID THAR! NICE! ^_^
DON'T FEED THEM AFTER MIDNIGHT!!!
Hahaha. Best comment ever.
Damn, where do you live? I want in - btw, I'm a girl
sure u are
you know im slowly thinking that most of the population of girls are complete whores.... hummm
And that's bad how?
I came on wondering who could say this was a bad night, but I too would be pretty upset learning I don't remember a night with 4 women
DAMN..... NOW WHATS TEH CHANCES OF THAT.... OR BETTER YET.... WHATS THE CHANCES U WALKED AWAY STD FREE?
any one who says teh has never been layed
U r my hero!!! Ku-fukkin-dos!!!!
regardless of hot or not, 4 is still 4.
even 4 - 2's makes an 8.
hahahhahah at may 19, 2099 1:14am.
so you were the guy that was paying attention in biology. good job...
Bye bye pocket cash... Hello pavement.
In all likelihood, you never woke up at all.
that is what i called addition
Dream come true.
900 people labeled this a bad night. translation 900 people are retarded
Must have been a great night
to all the people bitching about weither it's mitosis or meiosis: just shut the fuck up! and enjoy that a fellow man slept with 4, let me say it again FOUR! women, dude we sallute you
This is exactly why Gremlins was wrong: getting them wet is the best damn idea.
U got HIV for sure
I want your magical multiplying skills.
I'm pretty sure I know you. ;)
In Soviet Russia...Aaaah, fuck it. Freaking epic
Now that's a great morning
Ahhh, the American dream.
Siblings don't count unless your from Arkansas
Sex is like mayh, add the bed subtract the clothes divide the legs ans hope you dont multiply
This made my life! Lmao
you must be black :]
With examples like that maybe I would've paid more attention when they taught us multiplication in school.
I bet 4/4 of them have HIV/STDs
Simple,yet effective. Unlike all this other trash on this site now.
You must have got them wet and they multiplied. Just make sure you don't feed them after dark.
Those were some short pregnancies...
Disco disco! No no
Did you wake up after 9 MONTHS? That would kinda explain it.
But u don't remember it? What's the point?
He got them both pregnant.
I wish we learned that in highschool.
@12:58pm- in soviet Russia, I hate you
who said it was a guy?
One in five adults has HSV (herpes). You do the math... Ouch!!!
dont believe it for a second
So you ended up getting two girls pregnant that night at the same time.
Ahh yes the wonderful girls of Chicago... I'm going to guess all the girls were smoking hot too. I love this city, the women are amazing and will do anything.
Since when can 5 porkers fit in one bed. Dont hate just cause this guy scored.
so it was a good night i see
Gettin some poooooon
you my friend. are a champion among men.
That just means you're more pissed now than when you went to bed
this post is all kinds of win
Who ever is looking at the negatives of this is NEVER gonna have it happen to him.
you can never go wrong with more then one chick
I think this could possibly be my psych prof...
1:09AM because everyone likes to look at naked girls, but half as many like to look at naked guys. next?
Dude that's fucking righteous, you are the shit!
My fucking hero
Yea cuz this isn't bs. Any girl that freaky would much rather get a guy to herself. Funny but keep dreaming
I'm talkin' pedicure on my toes, toes
U fucking tool. Lmfao
10:56 go kill yourself.
I stuk a dildo in their vag and then in my teachers butt
im pretty sure ^hes 12
Sorry friend. That is not a wicked display of magical powers.
That's a little thing called mitosis...
Amen love weekends like that
That's a win
Lies. All lies. He hasn't had pussy since pussy had him. He sucks a mean dick, though.
fuckin amazing I wish I was you 312
did anyone else think maybe we woke up with a couple of porkers?
Lucky... This never happens to me
too bad they were all lesbian they played among them selves lol
My hero man haha
Oh shit man props to you!!!
He might've fucked the two frirsty. Believe me.... Not many can handle 4. Pure experience from people who live the lifestyle.
I'm quite jealous of this :)
by the way im a girl :P
my hero!!!!!! hopfully you wrapped up
this city, before I leave brush my teeth with a bottle of jack...
june 21 1:09
who says there's anything wrong with that?
don't let a buch of sheep's opinions stop the party
Well that's a winwin
Lmfao at 7:01June 15
this is indeed the best night of all time
two of those chicks had beards .....dude i saw them leave your pad
in 9 months your going to have 4 children my man.... or if its a woman then 4 STDS...and yet its still an epin Win
Lmao at "Large and in charge"
Well I saw u there.. We split them up.. 2 for u and the rest for me...
In soviet russia home goes to you
If I had a Nickel..
I hope they woke up with dirty sanchezs and a dildo in their vag
as long as they were hot
Coz when I leave for the night I ain't coming back ...
Score, that happens to me everyweek
If you could remember it, it would be a phenomenal night. But just knowing it happened makes it a good night haha
There is only two ways this could be true... The guy is fabio... It's a lesbian.
And 9 months later...out pop four more babies
This happened to me before..but I'm a girl. And I'm straight.. I had fun though
May 24, 2009 6:43AM that was a wonderful description if that is true
Got my glasses i am out the door i going hit the...
I can only say 'impressive' you must've been hammered to not know how the fuck that happened...
If this is real that is one of the most epic wins of all
i now have a new hero!
One in five adults has HSV (herpes). You do the math... Ouch!!!
May 27, 2009 4:25PM
Look to ur left and to ur right in that bed, if they don't have it, guess who does!
Your Mom and sister stepped in? :P Just kidding,awesome night
Dude... Teach me..
You are personally the luckiest man alive
ok wait wait ... so there was this other post thingy and she like did 3 marines and ppl were telling her she was like a fucking WHORE and slut and all this shit and this jackass goes to bed with 2 women and wakes up with 4 and hes a hero WTF is that???????????? EXPLAIN PLEASE
That's better than me goin to bed with one wakin up wit two. Damn.
U woke up with 4...
At some point in the night, you recieved the Midas touch of threesomes. Use it wisely, grasshopper.
Wow u r very lucky. I am a girl.
926 people are retarded Jealous fucks
This man is king. If we were friends, i would have bought you a crown.
Was it your birthday? Lol. *applaudes*
*also from 112, correcting ppl on this post is the reason i can wake up with 4 females on my bed, and you with a laptop with the toilet paper stuck on your wrist and jaw....
Um why do guys want sooo many girls. How's 1 not enough lol just sayin
I remember leaving a huge steaming pile on your chest.
Lol same thing has happen to me
Directed at the people saying mitosis... It's meiosis that works to produce gametes u dumbfucks, mitosis is duplication of the somatic cells.
I love you... I will most likely never met you but know that you have my eternal love for that
6:02 sucks for you!!
but in all seriousness, thats fuckin awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think the sender of this text is a girl, and this post is way overated.
Lol I bet they calls they're freinds... Lucky u
USC 34 - Notre Dame 27
Maybe you were just still seeing double!
Fuk off ur a fkn liar
Ay man my brada I did da tht be da rightious my brada wit it
Were the other two sisters of te two u started out with?
Dude i just wanna do a squirrel in the butt right now...
If you ever in the 312. Holla at a playa. If you ever in the 213. Hola ata playa.
great night, I've been that girl before fours always better than two
I'm starting to like 10/27 816
2 sisters, huh
txt 978-853-7785 If u say something funny or awsoem u get free xbox live membership
I remember dumping a STEAMING PILE ON YOUR CHEST
Alpha as the fuck
Can we say "AIDS"?
Their Friends Must have visited them in the Middle of the night!
i got you beat. i had 11. 5 on my right and 5 on my left. 1 on my cock
I wish I wear there!!
I wish I where there!! It couldve been an even 12, unless ur name is smalldude cuz u have a small dick.. That wouldn't be cool!
so you knocked up both of them?
I only go to bed after the bar with one and wake up with two! Lucky S.O.B.
Forget the girls. Does it work with hundred dollar bills?
1:09 - Conquered vs being conquered. Women are to be conquered, men are the conquerors. If you don't like it go lesbian.
Plus, sluts definition is a women having multiple sex partners..
in soviet russia they wake up with yu
ooh im sooo jealous!!!!! i wish i could have been there so u could punished me like the naughty lil girl i am
Way to go!!!
The other two girls were his daughter and wife
family doesn't count and niether do 10 year olds
The rest-of-the-world dream too...
Good one to tell the grandchildren
How many fingers were they holding up?
either you got very lucky that night or both the original have incredibly fast reproductive systems and you fucked your daugthers
Doin werk son!
Maybe it Finally happened. You got so drunk you saw half.
ever 11:11, i wish for a night like this
back at u 701, correcting someone with your nerdy little remarks on TFLN proves you my lonely dungeons and dragons afficionado are a dousche. royal elite dousche.
UR SO FUKIN LUCKY!
fix the "o"
That would be cool if you remembered it...
Been there done that!
Nothing wrong with a porker, so why would there be anything wrong with 5 porkers. Large and in charge.
im going to go out on a limb here and guess that you're fat
One of em is ur mom and the other... Well even worse
Damn talk about luck
You were just so hammered or so high u don't remember lol:)
I've heard of seeing double, but seeing 1/2 that's drunk!!!
No one should hate on you ever. I can safely say your the only one that can fix our economy. I'll try to pass a bill giving you 10 trillion dollars and multiply that till were out of this hell hole recession. secondly I don't know how freaky that night was but the fact you had 4 girls in your bedroom doing things to you that you may or may not remember is always a plus. Just install a security camera in your room next time for evidence
why are people saying its a bad night?
Not a good night... an amazzzzinnnggg night
Goooooood fucking night
and to the dumbass moaning about meiosis, you are wrong. the girls multiplied spontaneously in the same manner as a cell performing mitosis.
Even if they two were lesbians, I would still count this as a win.
Can somebody please moderate "firsty" off this site? It's really just getting plain annoying.
Who your mom and your grandma??
EPIC WIN on your part i shall now worship you as my god christians got nothing on this
See how the world sucks..why does a man get away wirh bangin more than 1chick and its ok but a woman doing that to men is just down right nasty?
For shure just killed two people and cut them in half
Sometimes, you're just so drunk, you end up seeing half.
Hahahaha...he said stay thirsty my friends!!! Classic.
this could have easily been some teenage girl.. even then it's hot and I'm 43
Does his mom and sisters count in that
Since Ima guy, I always thought it would be cool of I woke up after passing out, with like a chick who fucked me when I was unconcious.
remember going home with three girls!!
woke up with three dudes!!!!!!
omg diz is so funny lfmao!
4 what? Guys? I bet they were!
You are my fucking hero!!!
i love your life
@10:45 a key that opens many locks is a master key. A lock that is opened by many keys is a shifty lock.
That's inspirational... I'll try it with guys next time
Get wasted at parties this could happen to you
these pretzels are making me Firsty!
Beverly hill's bayybayy!
Damn son ur good
They prolly had babies while he was sleeping.
4:27 is a dipshit.
How do over 2000 people see this as a bad night
I don't see a problem with that
Please teach me your ways!
Does this means you got both of them pregnant?? hahaha jk That's pretty awesome...
@July 10, 2009 3:39PM
Fuck you asshole!
i heard if u throw water on them that happens
Best Night Ever!
Good I think that u are in soviet Russia
hey man 4 3's is a 12 on the scale, THATS HOT
How can any one give this a thumbs down
MATH MAKED MINE BRAIN HURT
He impregnated both of them. And had two baby girls! Not so lucky! Haha
Make them swallow ur pee
Holy shit. They're multiplying!
IMA FIRE MAH LAZER
Eeew...your mom and sister joined in!
Were they chinese they could have multiplied
That's the opposite of drunk vision... How does that work... Oh I get it when you got home they were skinny... When you woke up they both weighed as much as 2?
Trying on all these clothes, clothes
so 2 fatties divided into 4 bitches?
wake up in the mornin feelin like p diddy......
look again son, it is 1 very heavy girl, a dwarf and 2 boys... sober up... love, mom.
Someone had babiesss
That's wats up in chi town
We multiply exponentially at night.
You shall be known as the true alpha male!
Are u sure it wasn't the other way around?
The reverse drunken double vision will get ya every time. As long as you don't go to bed with 2 skinny girls and wake up with 4 big girls, i think you played a good game.
ok i seriously believe that you deserve to wear the paper crown you can buy at burger king and all the people must bow b4 u because you are the fuckin shit! nice
Someone forgot to turn off his swag.
You have given me hope for this dark desolate world
Either the two girls called some friends or they were your sisters
you are the fucking man
Damn. I'm a girl and I'm pretty impressed and a little jealous haha
are yuh sure diz supposed girls were girls? cuz i saw u last nite and 2 of them were boy fuckin da girls while u were all sick of alcohol wanting somethin! sorry u wish u get it and lucky cuz at least u aint got da sida! lolz
Prime example of a ftw moment I want to be in this mans shoes!!
Did you go into a 9 month coma?
Smalldude is a L-I-A-R.
Wow how does that even happen?
Were they pregnant?
Those extra '2 girls' were metaphors for AIDS and Herpes.
Should probably get urself checked out I bet one of them was desperate for a reason
Shirt of this and two fists way up...
that's how Chicago does it
Are you sure you woke up?
@anonymous stfu we don't care. Fired.
I want this on my tombstone. In fact, I believe my grandchildren will want this on my tombstone.
No proof no truth
I envy you...so much
9 months flies by
You impregnated the first two.
Haha ooooooooohhhhh. Rrrrriiiigghhttttt
Check it out! " MusVic" on facebook! Best artist ever!!!!!
Isn't multiplication great
You need to remember to turn your swag off at night. If you don't you'll keep on ending up covered in bitches. Wait... That's not so bad...
got em both pregnant huh?
U are a lucky F A G
is that possible ?!
The funny thing is, a girl would never be excited to have this happen with guys. Bc although two girls makeing out is hot, as a girl I have to admit, but two or more guys, not.
Oh noes!! They be multiplying when we ain't looking!!!!
You deserve a parade
i'd be more amazed if he didnt get STD's or something that night. at least u knew 2 of them
Bull shit ur dick is to small to please even half a chick
Way to go champ!
Gremlins propagate when u get them wet
Lol. I bet this is real and you shucks reek of jealousy.
Sounds like you forgot to turn off your swag
... those girls went through mitosis!
on behalf of anyone who has ever had a one night stand, i salute you
and THEN you woke up for real
He probably thought he came home with two hotties, then as he woke he realized he was with 2 giant porkers which both count as 2 people.
Were they pregnant girls?
awesome ur the man (not)
4 makes it a quad team tonight ya!
A necessary addition to this site would be a "great night" button
I salute you sir!
Thug life *pumps shotgun*
Sleeping quadruple in a single bed.....
1 out of ever 4 people has HIV and there was 5 people in bed? Sucks Brah
Next time it will be 5 (:
At that point, whisper thank you to your penis and then sprint your ass to the nearest clinic!
...there was also a cup, a fingerpainting and lots of brown paint everywhere.
Yay for double morning vision! :P
Shit dude nice
Dam wish I was there
1 std 2stds 3stds 4stds wtf
If you put a thumbs down on this you are a communist
Like a boss...
That is absolutely fucking epic! Literally FUCKING epic lol
@1:43 33million people in the world have HIV. World population? Almost 8billion, your retarded. And theres a cure for HIV now using stem cells, so really, who gives a shit???
I once came home with 4 girls and woke up with 8, cuz I'm black
Women are lucky to wake up with BadMitch, www.badmitch.com
Lmao u over achiever, reminds me of prom nights after party, everything is all a blur, I wake up naked with 6 girls n 2 other guys sleeping on the floor n stove n closet n shit lol
1/4 women have an STD. congrats!
Your mom and your sister got in with you!
Pssshh only 4?!
Really jealous, even though I'm a girl(::
Talent at it's best
Epic... Enough said
That's fucking awesome! Hopefully you can remember some of it!
Well. Fucking. Done.
Woah were they hot
Who said this was a guy?
Project X !
312 reppin chi town
"Winning" Charlie Sheen saying
Git r done
I so wanna be you right now
Props dude...I think I was there ;)
Trannies for shure.
Kinda like gremlins ... When they get wet they reproduce
So you woke up with two hookers, your mom, and sister!!! Good for you!!!
I'ma call bullshit.
"So did I"\n -Mom