I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
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I'm a little jealous and i'm a girl.
me too. me too. =)
damm girl lets.make.thr sex
stay thirsty my friends
I C WAT U DID THAR! NICE! ^_^
DON'T FEED THEM AFTER MIDNIGHT!!!
Hahaha. Best comment ever.
Damn, where do you live? I want in - btw, I'm a girl
sure u are
you know im slowly thinking that most of the population of girls are complete whores.... hummm
And that's bad how?
I came on wondering who could say this was a bad night, but I too would be pretty upset learning I don't remember a night with 4 women
DAMN..... NOW WHATS TEH CHANCES OF THAT.... OR BETTER YET.... WHATS THE CHANCES U WALKED AWAY STD FREE?
any one who says teh has never been layed
regardless of hot or not, 4 is still 4.
even 4 - 2's makes an 8.
U r my hero!!! Ku-fukkin-dos!!!!
hahahhahah at may 19, 2099 1:14am.
U got HIV for sure
so you were the guy that was paying attention in biology. good job...
Bye bye pocket cash... Hello pavement.
that is what i called addition
900 people labeled this a bad night. translation 900 people are retarded
Must have been a great night
to all the people bitching about weither it's mitosis or meiosis: just shut the fuck up! and enjoy that a fellow man slept with 4, let me say it again FOUR! women, dude we sallute you
Dream come true.
This is exactly why Gremlins was wrong: getting them wet is the best damn idea.
Now that's a great morning
I want your magical multiplying skills.
Simple,yet effective. Unlike all this other trash on this site now.
Sex is like mayh, add the bed subtract the clothes divide the legs ans hope you dont multiply
This made my life! Lmao
Ahhh, the American dream.
Siblings don't count unless your from Arkansas
In all likelihood, you never woke up at all.
Did you wake up after 9 MONTHS? That would kinda explain it.
You must have got them wet and they multiplied. Just make sure you don't feed them after dark.
Disco disco! No no
But u don't remember it? What's the point?
Those were some short pregnancies...
I wish we learned that in highschool.
@12:58pm- in soviet Russia, I hate you
In Soviet Russia...Aaaah, fuck it. Freaking epic
One in five adults has HSV (herpes). You do the math... Ouch!!!
dont believe it for a second
I'm pretty sure I know you. ;)
so it was a good night i see
you can never go wrong with more then one chick
I think this could possibly be my psych prof...
Gettin some poooooon
Yea cuz this isn't bs. Any girl that freaky would much rather get a guy to herself. Funny but keep dreaming
I stuk a dildo in their vag and then in my teachers butt
im pretty sure ^hes 12
Sorry friend. That is not a wicked display of magical powers.
That's a little thing called mitosis...
Who ever is looking at the negatives of this is NEVER gonna have it happen to him.
U fucking tool. Lmfao
Amen love weekends like that
I'm talkin' pedicure on my toes, toes
Dude that's fucking righteous, you are the shit!
My fucking hero
10:56 go kill yourself.
That's a win
my hero!!!!!! hopfully you wrapped up
I bet 4/4 of them have HIV/STDs
My hero man haha
fuckin amazing I wish I was you 312
two of those chicks had beards .....dude i saw them leave your pad
Lmfao at 7:01June 15
Oh shit man props to you!!!
this city, before I leave brush my teeth with a bottle of jack...
This happened to me before..but I'm a girl. And I'm straight.. I had fun though
Lies. All lies. He hasn't had pussy since pussy had him. He sucks a mean dick, though.
In soviet russia home goes to you
in 9 months your going to have 4 children my man.... or if its a woman then 4 STDS...and yet its still an epin Win
you must be black :]
Lucky... This never happens to me
With examples like that maybe I would've paid more attention when they taught us multiplication in school.
Well I saw u there.. We split them up.. 2 for u and the rest for me...
Coz when I leave for the night I ain't coming back ...
I hope they woke up with dirty sanchezs and a dildo in their vag
as long as they were hot
Got my glasses i am out the door i going hit the...
Score, that happens to me everyweek
who said it was a guy?
You are personally the luckiest man alive
If you could remember it, it would be a phenomenal night. But just knowing it happened makes it a good night haha
There is only two ways this could be true... The guy is fabio... It's a lesbian.
If this is real that is one of the most epic wins of all
you my friend. are a champion among men.
Dude... Teach me..
926 people are retarded Jealous fucks
I can only say 'impressive' you must've been hammered to not know how the fuck that happened...
Um why do guys want sooo many girls. How's 1 not enough lol just sayin
Since when can 5 porkers fit in one bed. Dont hate just cause this guy scored.
ok wait wait ... so there was this other post thingy and she like did 3 marines and ppl were telling her she was like a fucking WHORE and slut and all this shit and this jackass goes to bed with 2 women and wakes up with 4 and hes a hero WTF is that???????????? EXPLAIN PLEASE
too bad they were all lesbian they played among them selves lol
Ay man my brada I did da tht be da rightious my brada wit it
He got them both pregnant.
I'm quite jealous of this :)
by the way im a girl :P
june 21 1:09
who says there's anything wrong with that?
don't let a buch of sheep's opinions stop the party
Were the other two sisters of te two u started out with?
If I had a Nickel..
Ahh yes the wonderful girls of Chicago... I'm going to guess all the girls were smoking hot too. I love this city, the women are amazing and will do anything.
So you ended up getting two girls pregnant that night at the same time.
I love you... I will most likely never met you but know that you have my eternal love for that
I remember leaving a huge steaming pile on your chest.
Lol same thing has happen to me
USC 34 - Notre Dame 27
If you ever in the 312. Holla at a playa. If you ever in the 213. Hola ata playa.
That just means you're more pissed now than when you went to bed
this post is all kinds of win
Their Friends Must have visited them in the Middle of the night!
6:02 sucks for you!!
but in all seriousness, thats fuckin awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1:09AM because everyone likes to look at naked girls, but half as many like to look at naked guys. next?
i got you beat. i had 11. 5 on my right and 5 on my left. 1 on my cock
I wish I wear there!!
I wish I where there!! It couldve been an even 12, unless ur name is smalldude cuz u have a small dick.. That wouldn't be cool!
And 9 months later...out pop four more babies
txt 978-853-7785 If u say something funny or awsoem u get free xbox live membership
I'm starting to like 10/27 816
U woke up with 4...
The other two girls were his daughter and wife
did anyone else think maybe we woke up with a couple of porkers?
family doesn't count and niether do 10 year olds
At some point in the night, you recieved the Midas touch of threesomes. Use it wisely, grasshopper.
He might've fucked the two frirsty. Believe me.... Not many can handle 4. Pure experience from people who live the lifestyle.
Well that's a winwin
I think the sender of this text is a girl, and this post is way overated.
either you got very lucky that night or both the original have incredibly fast reproductive systems and you fucked your daugthers
Lol I bet they calls they're freinds... Lucky u
Damn talk about luck
this is indeed the best night of all time
May 24, 2009 6:43AM that was a wonderful description if that is true
Maybe you were just still seeing double!
Lmao at "Large and in charge"
Dude i just wanna do a squirrel in the butt right now...
ever 11:11, i wish for a night like this
One in five adults has HSV (herpes). You do the math... Ouch!!!
May 27, 2009 4:25PM
Look to ur left and to ur right in that bed, if they don't have it, guess who does!
That would be cool if you remembered it...
That's better than me goin to bed with one wakin up wit two. Damn.
Was it your birthday? Lol. *applaudes*
i now have a new hero!
I remember dumping a STEAMING PILE ON YOUR CHEST
Your Mom and sister stepped in? :P Just kidding,awesome night
Been there done that!
ooh im sooo jealous!!!!! i wish i could have been there so u could punished me like the naughty lil girl i am
1:09 - Conquered vs being conquered. Women are to be conquered, men are the conquerors. If you don't like it go lesbian.
Plus, sluts definition is a women having multiple sex partners..
The rest-of-the-world dream too...
in soviet russia they wake up with yu
This man is king. If we were friends, i would have bought you a crown.
Way to go!!!
Wow u r very lucky. I am a girl.
Directed at the people saying mitosis... It's meiosis that works to produce gametes u dumbfucks, mitosis is duplication of the somatic cells.
How many fingers were they holding up?
Maybe it Finally happened. You got so drunk you saw half.
*also from 112, correcting ppl on this post is the reason i can wake up with 4 females on my bed, and you with a laptop with the toilet paper stuck on your wrist and jaw....
Doin werk son!
why are people saying its a bad night?
Alpha as the fuck
Goooooood fucking night
so you knocked up both of them?
One of em is ur mom and the other... Well even worse
Fuk off ur a fkn liar
UR SO FUKIN LUCKY!
and to the dumbass moaning about meiosis, you are wrong. the girls multiplied spontaneously in the same manner as a cell performing mitosis.
No one should hate on you ever. I can safely say your the only one that can fix our economy. I'll try to pass a bill giving you 10 trillion dollars and multiply that till were out of this hell hole recession. secondly I don't know how freaky that night was but the fact you had 4 girls in your bedroom doing things to you that you may or may not remember is always a plus. Just install a security camera in your room next time for evidence
Hahahaha...he said stay thirsty my friends!!! Classic.
You were just so hammered or so high u don't remember lol:)
I've heard of seeing double, but seeing 1/2 that's drunk!!!
great night, I've been that girl before fours always better than two
Sometimes, you're just so drunk, you end up seeing half.
I only go to bed after the bar with one and wake up with two! Lucky S.O.B.
2 sisters, huh
Who your mom and your grandma??
Can somebody please moderate "firsty" off this site? It's really just getting plain annoying.
Forget the girls. Does it work with hundred dollar bills?
4 what? Guys? I bet they were!
Does his mom and sisters count in that
Good one to tell the grandchildren
For shure just killed two people and cut them in half
Can we say "AIDS"?
Get wasted at parties this could happen to you
this could have easily been some teenage girl.. even then it's hot and I'm 43
remember going home with three girls!!
woke up with three dudes!!!!!!
omg diz is so funny lfmao!
Beverly hill's bayybayy!
@10:45 a key that opens many locks is a master key. A lock that is opened by many keys is a shifty lock.
Since Ima guy, I always thought it would be cool of I woke up after passing out, with like a chick who fucked me when I was unconcious.
You are my fucking hero!!!
i love your life
That's inspirational... I'll try it with guys next time
these pretzels are making me Firsty!
They prolly had babies while he was sleeping.
4:27 is a dipshit.
I don't see a problem with that
Does this means you got both of them pregnant?? hahaha jk That's pretty awesome...
Please teach me your ways!
Nothing wrong with a porker, so why would there be anything wrong with 5 porkers. Large and in charge.
im going to go out on a limb here and guess that you're fat
Trying on all these clothes, clothes
fix the "o"
back at u 701, correcting someone with your nerdy little remarks on TFLN proves you my lonely dungeons and dragons afficionado are a dousche. royal elite dousche.
i heard if u throw water on them that happens
Best Night Ever!
Good I think that u are in soviet Russia
MATH MAKED MINE BRAIN HURT
He impregnated both of them. And had two baby girls! Not so lucky! Haha
@July 10, 2009 3:39PM
Fuck you asshole!
How can any one give this a thumbs down
hey man 4 3's is a 12 on the scale, THATS HOT
Were they chinese they could have multiplied
Make them swallow ur pee
IMA FIRE MAH LAZER
Even if they two were lesbians, I would still count this as a win.
Holy shit. They're multiplying!
Eeew...your mom and sister joined in!
That's the opposite of drunk vision... How does that work... Oh I get it when you got home they were skinny... When you woke up they both weighed as much as 2?
EPIC WIN on your part i shall now worship you as my god christians got nothing on this
Not a good night... an amazzzzinnnggg night
so 2 fatties divided into 4 bitches?
That's wats up in chi town
See how the world sucks..why does a man get away wirh bangin more than 1chick and its ok but a woman doing that to men is just down right nasty?
Were they pregnant?
Wow how does that even happen?
look again son, it is 1 very heavy girl, a dwarf and 2 boys... sober up... love, mom.
We multiply exponentially at night.
wake up in the mornin feelin like p diddy......
Someone had babiesss
Smalldude is a L-I-A-R.
Someone forgot to turn off his swag.
Damn son ur good
You have given me hope for this dark desolate world
You shall be known as the true alpha male!
The reverse drunken double vision will get ya every time. As long as you don't go to bed with 2 skinny girls and wake up with 4 big girls, i think you played a good game.
Are u sure it wasn't the other way around?
Did you go into a 9 month coma?
ok i seriously believe that you deserve to wear the paper crown you can buy at burger king and all the people must bow b4 u because you are the fuckin shit! nice
Prime example of a ftw moment I want to be in this mans shoes!!
I envy you...so much
Should probably get urself checked out I bet one of them was desperate for a reason
Either the two girls called some friends or they were your sisters
you are the fucking man
@anonymous stfu we don't care. Fired.
I want this on my tombstone. In fact, I believe my grandchildren will want this on my tombstone.
are yuh sure diz supposed girls were girls? cuz i saw u last nite and 2 of them were boy fuckin da girls while u were all sick of alcohol wanting somethin! sorry u wish u get it and lucky cuz at least u aint got da sida! lolz
Damn. I'm a girl and I'm pretty impressed and a little jealous haha
How do over 2000 people see this as a bad night
Shirt of this and two fists way up...
No proof no truth
Those extra '2 girls' were metaphors for AIDS and Herpes.
that's how Chicago does it
Are you sure you woke up?
9 months flies by
The funny thing is, a girl would never be excited to have this happen with guys. Bc although two girls makeing out is hot, as a girl I have to admit, but two or more guys, not.
You need to remember to turn your swag off at night. If you don't you'll keep on ending up covered in bitches. Wait... That's not so bad...
Check it out! " MusVic" on facebook! Best artist ever!!!!!
Haha ooooooooohhhhh. Rrrrriiiigghhttttt
U are a lucky F A G
Isn't multiplication great
You impregnated the first two.
is that possible ?!
got em both pregnant huh?
Oh noes!! They be multiplying when we ain't looking!!!!
You deserve a parade
Bull shit ur dick is to small to please even half a chick
Way to go champ!
... those girls went through mitosis!
Sounds like you forgot to turn off your swag
Gremlins propagate when u get them wet
on behalf of anyone who has ever had a one night stand, i salute you
Lol. I bet this is real and you shucks reek of jealousy.
awesome ur the man (not)
and THEN you woke up for real
4 makes it a quad team tonight ya!
Were they pregnant girls?
A necessary addition to this site would be a "great night" button
...there was also a cup, a fingerpainting and lots of brown paint everywhere.
1 out of ever 4 people has HIV and there was 5 people in bed? Sucks Brah
He probably thought he came home with two hotties, then as he woke he realized he was with 2 giant porkers which both count as 2 people.
Thug life *pumps shotgun*
Dam wish I was there
If you put a thumbs down on this you are a communist
Shit dude nice
@1:43 33million people in the world have HIV. World population? Almost 8billion, your retarded. And theres a cure for HIV now using stem cells, so really, who gives a shit???
At that point, whisper thank you to your penis and then sprint your ass to the nearest clinic!
Yay for double morning vision! :P
That is absolutely fucking epic! Literally FUCKING epic lol
Women are lucky to wake up with BadMitch, www.badmitch.com
I once came home with 4 girls and woke up with 8, cuz I'm black
Like a boss...
i'd be more amazed if he didnt get STD's or something that night. at least u knew 2 of them
Lmao u over achiever, reminds me of prom nights after party, everything is all a blur, I wake up naked with 6 girls n 2 other guys sleeping on the floor n stove n closet n shit lol
Really jealous, even though I'm a girl(::
Pssshh only 4?!
I salute you sir!
Talent at it's best
Sleeping quadruple in a single bed.....
That's fucking awesome! Hopefully you can remember some of it!
Epic... Enough said
Well. Fucking. Done.
Next time it will be 5 (:
Woah were they hot
1 std 2stds 3stds 4stds wtf
Project X !
312 reppin chi town
Who said this was a guy?
1/4 women have an STD. congrats!
Your mom and your sister got in with you!
"Winning" Charlie Sheen saying
Git r done
I so wanna be you right now
Props dude...I think I was there ;)
Trannies for shure.
So you woke up with two hookers, your mom, and sister!!! Good for you!!!
Kinda like gremlins ... When they get wet they reproduce
I'ma call bullshit.
"So did I"\n -Mom
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