I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
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I'm a little jealous and i'm a girl.
me too. me too. =)
stay thirsty my friends
I C WAT U DID THAR! NICE! ^_^
DON'T FEED THEM AFTER MIDNIGHT!!!
Hahaha. Best comment ever.
Damn, where do you live? I want in - btw, I'm a girl
sure u are
you know im slowly thinking that most of the population of girls are complete whores.... hummm
And that's bad how?
I came on wondering who could say this was a bad night, but I too would be pretty upset learning I don't remember a night with 4 women
DAMN..... NOW WHATS TEH CHANCES OF THAT.... OR BETTER YET.... WHATS THE CHANCES U WALKED AWAY STD FREE?
any one who says teh has never been layed
hahahhahah at may 19, 2099 1:14am.
U r my hero!!! Ku-fukkin-dos!!!!
regardless of hot or not, 4 is still 4.
even 4 - 2's makes an 8.
900 people labeled this a bad night. translation 900 people are retarded
Bye bye pocket cash... Hello pavement.
that is what i called addition
so you were the guy that was paying attention in biology. good job...
I'm pretty sure I know you. ;)
In Soviet Russia...Aaaah, fuck it. Freaking epic
Must have been a great night
Dream come true.
In all likelihood, you never woke up at all.
This is exactly why Gremlins was wrong: getting them wet is the best damn idea.
who said it was a guy?
With examples like that maybe I would've paid more attention when they taught us multiplication in school.
Now that's a great morning
I bet 4/4 of them have HIV/STDs
I want your magical multiplying skills.
to all the people bitching about weither it's mitosis or meiosis: just shut the fuck up! and enjoy that a fellow man slept with 4, let me say it again FOUR! women, dude we sallute you
Siblings don't count unless your from Arkansas
Since when can 5 porkers fit in one bed. Dont hate just cause this guy scored.
Ahhh, the American dream.
He got them both pregnant.
Simple,yet effective. Unlike all this other trash on this site now.
you must be black :]
Did you wake up after 9 MONTHS? That would kinda explain it.
You must have got them wet and they multiplied. Just make sure you don't feed them after dark.
One in five adults has HSV (herpes). You do the math... Ouch!!!
Disco disco! No no
@12:58pm- in soviet Russia, I hate you
Sex is like mayh, add the bed subtract the clothes divide the legs ans hope you dont multiply
This made my life! Lmao
this post is all kinds of win
U got HIV for sure
1:09AM because everyone likes to look at naked girls, but half as many like to look at naked guys. next?
So you ended up getting two girls pregnant that night at the same time.
you my friend. are a champion among men.
fuckin amazing I wish I was you 312
dont believe it for a second
10:56 go kill yourself.
Gettin some poooooon
this is indeed the best night of all time
That's a win
I wish we learned that in highschool.
so it was a good night i see
you can never go wrong with more then one chick
I think this could possibly be my psych prof...
That just means you're more pissed now than when you went to bed
did anyone else think maybe we woke up with a couple of porkers?
Ahh yes the wonderful girls of Chicago... I'm going to guess all the girls were smoking hot too. I love this city, the women are amazing and will do anything.
as long as they were hot
Who ever is looking at the negatives of this is NEVER gonna have it happen to him.
Amen love weekends like that
I'm quite jealous of this :)
by the way im a girl :P
But u don't remember it? What's the point?
Lies. All lies. He hasn't had pussy since pussy had him. He sucks a mean dick, though.
Well that's a winwin
this city, before I leave brush my teeth with a bottle of jack...
Sorry friend. That is not a wicked display of magical powers.
That's a little thing called mitosis...
Those were some short pregnancies...
my hero!!!!!! hopfully you wrapped up
My hero man haha
Oh shit man props to you!!!
Dude that's fucking righteous, you are the shit!
My fucking hero
I'm talkin' pedicure on my toes, toes
U fucking tool. Lmfao
I stuk a dildo in their vag and then in my teachers butt
im pretty sure ^hes 12
in 9 months your going to have 4 children my man.... or if its a woman then 4 STDS...and yet its still an epin Win
May 24, 2009 6:43AM that was a wonderful description if that is true
This man is king. If we were friends, i would have bought you a crown.
Dude... Teach me..
Lucky... This never happens to me
If you could remember it, it would be a phenomenal night. But just knowing it happened makes it a good night haha
Lmfao at 7:01June 15
Yea cuz this isn't bs. Any girl that freaky would much rather get a guy to herself. Funny but keep dreaming
*also from 112, correcting ppl on this post is the reason i can wake up with 4 females on my bed, and you with a laptop with the toilet paper stuck on your wrist and jaw....
Got my glasses i am out the door i going hit the...
too bad they were all lesbian they played among them selves lol
That's better than me goin to bed with one wakin up wit two. Damn.
He might've fucked the two frirsty. Believe me.... Not many can handle 4. Pure experience from people who live the lifestyle.
Your Mom and sister stepped in? :P Just kidding,awesome night
In soviet russia home goes to you
I hope they woke up with dirty sanchezs and a dildo in their vag
Directed at the people saying mitosis... It's meiosis that works to produce gametes u dumbfucks, mitosis is duplication of the somatic cells.
Wow u r very lucky. I am a girl.
Well I saw u there.. We split them up.. 2 for u and the rest for me...
6:02 sucks for you!!
but in all seriousness, thats fuckin awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One in five adults has HSV (herpes). You do the math... Ouch!!!
May 27, 2009 4:25PM
Look to ur left and to ur right in that bed, if they don't have it, guess who does!
This happened to me before..but I'm a girl. And I'm straight.. I had fun though
If this is real that is one of the most epic wins of all
june 21 1:09
who says there's anything wrong with that?
don't let a buch of sheep's opinions stop the party
Coz when I leave for the night I ain't coming back ...
I remember leaving a huge steaming pile on your chest.
Lmao at "Large and in charge"
USC 34 - Notre Dame 27
There is only two ways this could be true... The guy is fabio... It's a lesbian.
Was it your birthday? Lol. *applaudes*
Score, that happens to me everyweek
family doesn't count and niether do 10 year olds
great night, I've been that girl before fours always better than two
two of those chicks had beards .....dude i saw them leave your pad
And 9 months later...out pop four more babies
Alpha as the fuck
You are personally the luckiest man alive
I can only say 'impressive' you must've been hammered to not know how the fuck that happened...
Can we say "AIDS"?
ok wait wait ... so there was this other post thingy and she like did 3 marines and ppl were telling her she was like a fucking WHORE and slut and all this shit and this jackass goes to bed with 2 women and wakes up with 4 and hes a hero WTF is that???????????? EXPLAIN PLEASE
i got you beat. i had 11. 5 on my right and 5 on my left. 1 on my cock
I wish I wear there!!
I wish I where there!! It couldve been an even 12, unless ur name is smalldude cuz u have a small dick.. That wouldn't be cool!
Ay man my brada I did da tht be da rightious my brada wit it
Way to go!!!
Their Friends Must have visited them in the Middle of the night!
I think the sender of this text is a girl, and this post is way overated.
Um why do guys want sooo many girls. How's 1 not enough lol just sayin
Lol same thing has happen to me
txt 978-853-7785 If u say something funny or awsoem u get free xbox live membership
Fuk off ur a fkn liar
At some point in the night, you recieved the Midas touch of threesomes. Use it wisely, grasshopper.
If I had a Nickel..
fix the "o"
I love you... I will most likely never met you but know that you have my eternal love for that
926 people are retarded Jealous fucks
1:09 - Conquered vs being conquered. Women are to be conquered, men are the conquerors. If you don't like it go lesbian.
Plus, sluts definition is a women having multiple sex partners..
Doin werk son!
I'm starting to like 10/27 816
i now have a new hero!
in soviet russia they wake up with yu
Forget the girls. Does it work with hundred dollar bills?
2 sisters, huh
Good one to tell the grandchildren
Lol I bet they calls they're freinds... Lucky u
If you ever in the 312. Holla at a playa. If you ever in the 213. Hola ata playa.
I only go to bed after the bar with one and wake up with two! Lucky S.O.B.
Hahahaha...he said stay thirsty my friends!!! Classic.
Were the other two sisters of te two u started out with?
Maybe you were just still seeing double!
U woke up with 4...
See how the world sucks..why does a man get away wirh bangin more than 1chick and its ok but a woman doing that to men is just down right nasty?
Even if they two were lesbians, I would still count this as a win.
For shure just killed two people and cut them in half
You are my fucking hero!!!
Goooooood fucking night
The rest-of-the-world dream too...
and to the dumbass moaning about meiosis, you are wrong. the girls multiplied spontaneously in the same manner as a cell performing mitosis.
ooh im sooo jealous!!!!! i wish i could have been there so u could punished me like the naughty lil girl i am
ever 11:11, i wish for a night like this
Damn talk about luck
UR SO FUKIN LUCKY!
EPIC WIN on your part i shall now worship you as my god christians got nothing on this
The other two girls were his daughter and wife
That would be cool if you remembered it...
Dude i just wanna do a squirrel in the butt right now...
@10:45 a key that opens many locks is a master key. A lock that is opened by many keys is a shifty lock.
Nothing wrong with a porker, so why would there be anything wrong with 5 porkers. Large and in charge.
im going to go out on a limb here and guess that you're fat
Been there done that!
Maybe it Finally happened. You got so drunk you saw half.
How many fingers were they holding up?
One of em is ur mom and the other... Well even worse
4 what? Guys? I bet they were!
so you knocked up both of them?
these pretzels are making me Firsty!
I remember dumping a STEAMING PILE ON YOUR CHEST
back at u 701, correcting someone with your nerdy little remarks on TFLN proves you my lonely dungeons and dragons afficionado are a dousche. royal elite dousche.
Not a good night... an amazzzzinnnggg night
Damn son ur good
either you got very lucky that night or both the original have incredibly fast reproductive systems and you fucked your daugthers
this could have easily been some teenage girl.. even then it's hot and I'm 43
They prolly had babies while he was sleeping.
why are people saying its a bad night?
Who your mom and your grandma??
I don't see a problem with that
Does his mom and sisters count in that
remember going home with three girls!!
woke up with three dudes!!!!!!
omg diz is so funny lfmao!
You were just so hammered or so high u don't remember lol:)
I've heard of seeing double, but seeing 1/2 that's drunk!!!
No one should hate on you ever. I can safely say your the only one that can fix our economy. I'll try to pass a bill giving you 10 trillion dollars and multiply that till were out of this hell hole recession. secondly I don't know how freaky that night was but the fact you had 4 girls in your bedroom doing things to you that you may or may not remember is always a plus. Just install a security camera in your room next time for evidence
Can somebody please moderate "firsty" off this site? It's really just getting plain annoying.
Best Night Ever!
That's the opposite of drunk vision... How does that work... Oh I get it when you got home they were skinny... When you woke up they both weighed as much as 2?
Sometimes, you're just so drunk, you end up seeing half.
Beverly hill's bayybayy!
Please teach me your ways!
Get wasted at parties this could happen to you
Since Ima guy, I always thought it would be cool of I woke up after passing out, with like a chick who fucked me when I was unconcious.
How do over 2000 people see this as a bad night
That's inspirational... I'll try it with guys next time
@July 10, 2009 3:39PM
Fuck you asshole!
Are u sure it wasn't the other way around?
ok i seriously believe that you deserve to wear the paper crown you can buy at burger king and all the people must bow b4 u because you are the fuckin shit! nice
He impregnated both of them. And had two baby girls! Not so lucky! Haha
Trying on all these clothes, clothes
Does this means you got both of them pregnant?? hahaha jk That's pretty awesome...
MATH MAKED MINE BRAIN HURT
i love your life
Shirt of this and two fists way up...
Good I think that u are in soviet Russia
4:27 is a dipshit.
Someone had babiesss
Make them swallow ur pee
so 2 fatties divided into 4 bitches?
Are you sure you woke up?
hey man 4 3's is a 12 on the scale, THATS HOT
Damn. I'm a girl and I'm pretty impressed and a little jealous haha
you are the fucking man
Eeew...your mom and sister joined in!
Were they chinese they could have multiplied
are yuh sure diz supposed girls were girls? cuz i saw u last nite and 2 of them were boy fuckin da girls while u were all sick of alcohol wanting somethin! sorry u wish u get it and lucky cuz at least u aint got da sida! lolz
look again son, it is 1 very heavy girl, a dwarf and 2 boys... sober up... love, mom.
IMA FIRE MAH LAZER
Smalldude is a L-I-A-R.
wake up in the mornin feelin like p diddy......
We multiply exponentially at night.
Check it out! " MusVic" on facebook! Best artist ever!!!!!
Should probably get urself checked out I bet one of them was desperate for a reason
No proof no truth
@anonymous stfu we don't care. Fired.
How can any one give this a thumbs down
Haha ooooooooohhhhh. Rrrrriiiigghhttttt
You need to remember to turn your swag off at night. If you don't you'll keep on ending up covered in bitches. Wait... That's not so bad...
I want this on my tombstone. In fact, I believe my grandchildren will want this on my tombstone.
i heard if u throw water on them that happens
That's wats up in chi town
U are a lucky F A G
that's how Chicago does it
Way to go champ!
You shall be known as the true alpha male!
Prime example of a ftw moment I want to be in this mans shoes!!
You impregnated the first two.
You have given me hope for this dark desolate world
The funny thing is, a girl would never be excited to have this happen with guys. Bc although two girls makeing out is hot, as a girl I have to admit, but two or more guys, not.
Holy shit. They're multiplying!
Did you go into a 9 month coma?
The reverse drunken double vision will get ya every time. As long as you don't go to bed with 2 skinny girls and wake up with 4 big girls, i think you played a good game.
Isn't multiplication great
9 months flies by
Someone forgot to turn off his swag.
I envy you...so much
Either the two girls called some friends or they were your sisters
Gremlins propagate when u get them wet
is that possible ?!
1/4 women have an STD. congrats!
Thug life *pumps shotgun*
Were they pregnant girls?
Next time it will be 5 (:
Shit dude nice
You deserve a parade
and THEN you woke up for real
Bull shit ur dick is to small to please even half a chick
Sounds like you forgot to turn off your swag
i'd be more amazed if he didnt get STD's or something that night. at least u knew 2 of them
4 makes it a quad team tonight ya!
got em both pregnant huh?
I salute you sir!
Oh noes!! They be multiplying when we ain't looking!!!!
awesome ur the man (not)
Were they pregnant?
Wow how does that even happen?
...there was also a cup, a fingerpainting and lots of brown paint everywhere.
A necessary addition to this site would be a "great night" button
Yay for double morning vision! :P
Those extra '2 girls' were metaphors for AIDS and Herpes.
... those girls went through mitosis!
That is absolutely fucking epic! Literally FUCKING epic lol
on behalf of anyone who has ever had a one night stand, i salute you
1 out of ever 4 people has HIV and there was 5 people in bed? Sucks Brah
Lol. I bet this is real and you shucks reek of jealousy.
Lmao u over achiever, reminds me of prom nights after party, everything is all a blur, I wake up naked with 6 girls n 2 other guys sleeping on the floor n stove n closet n shit lol
Sleeping quadruple in a single bed.....
I once came home with 4 girls and woke up with 8, cuz I'm black
If you put a thumbs down on this you are a communist
Pssshh only 4?!
He probably thought he came home with two hotties, then as he woke he realized he was with 2 giant porkers which both count as 2 people.
Dam wish I was there
Women are lucky to wake up with BadMitch, www.badmitch.com
Talent at it's best
1 std 2stds 3stds 4stds wtf
@1:43 33million people in the world have HIV. World population? Almost 8billion, your retarded. And theres a cure for HIV now using stem cells, so really, who gives a shit???
Who said this was a guy?
That's fucking awesome! Hopefully you can remember some of it!
Like a boss...
At that point, whisper thank you to your penis and then sprint your ass to the nearest clinic!
Epic... Enough said
Your mom and your sister got in with you!
Really jealous, even though I'm a girl(::
Woah were they hot
Project X !
Well. Fucking. Done.
"Winning" Charlie Sheen saying
312 reppin chi town
Git r done
I so wanna be you right now
Props dude...I think I was there ;)
Trannies for shure.
Kinda like gremlins ... When they get wet they reproduce
So you woke up with two hookers, your mom, and sister!!! Good for you!!!
I'ma call bullshit.
"So did I"\n -Mom