I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
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I'm a little jealous and i'm a girl.
me too. me too. =)
stay thirsty my friends
I C WAT U DID THAR! NICE! ^_^
DON'T FEED THEM AFTER MIDNIGHT!!!
Hahaha. Best comment ever.
Damn, where do you live? I want in - btw, I'm a girl
sure u are
you know im slowly thinking that most of the population of girls are complete whores.... hummm
And that's bad how?
I came on wondering who could say this was a bad night, but I too would be pretty upset learning I don't remember a night with 4 women
DAMN..... NOW WHATS TEH CHANCES OF THAT.... OR BETTER YET.... WHATS THE CHANCES U WALKED AWAY STD FREE?
any one who says teh has never been layed
hahahhahah at may 19, 2099 1:14am.
U r my hero!!! Ku-fukkin-dos!!!!
regardless of hot or not, 4 is still 4.
even 4 - 2's makes an 8.
Bye bye pocket cash... Hello pavement.
900 people labeled this a bad night. translation 900 people are retarded
Dream come true.
With examples like that maybe I would've paid more attention when they taught us multiplication in school.
who said it was a guy?
In Soviet Russia...Aaaah, fuck it. Freaking epic
Now that's a great morning
Must have been a great night
Since when can 5 porkers fit in one bed. Dont hate just cause this guy scored.
He got them both pregnant.
to all the people bitching about weither it's mitosis or meiosis: just shut the fuck up! and enjoy that a fellow man slept with 4, let me say it again FOUR! women, dude we sallute you
so you were the guy that was paying attention in biology. good job...
This is exactly why Gremlins was wrong: getting them wet is the best damn idea.
you must be black :]
you my friend. are a champion among men.
In all likelihood, you never woke up at all.
I bet 4/4 of them have HIV/STDs
I'm pretty sure I know you. ;)
Did you wake up after 9 MONTHS? That would kinda explain it.
that is what i called addition
I want your magical multiplying skills.
Simple,yet effective. Unlike all this other trash on this site now.
So you ended up getting two girls pregnant that night at the same time.
1:09AM because everyone likes to look at naked girls, but half as many like to look at naked guys. next?
this post is all kinds of win
@12:58pm- in soviet Russia, I hate you
Disco disco! No no
Sex is like mayh, add the bed subtract the clothes divide the legs ans hope you dont multiply
This made my life! Lmao
One in five adults has HSV (herpes). You do the math... Ouch!!!
Siblings don't count unless your from Arkansas
Ahhh, the American dream.
Ahh yes the wonderful girls of Chicago... I'm going to guess all the girls were smoking hot too. I love this city, the women are amazing and will do anything.
That just means you're more pissed now than when you went to bed
I wish we learned that in highschool.
You must have got them wet and they multiplied. Just make sure you don't feed them after dark.
this is indeed the best night of all time
10:56 go kill yourself.
That's a win
U got HIV for sure
Gettin some poooooon
as long as they were hot
did anyone else think maybe we woke up with a couple of porkers?
Well that's a winwin
dont believe it for a second
fuckin amazing I wish I was you 312
you can never go wrong with more then one chick
Who ever is looking at the negatives of this is NEVER gonna have it happen to him.
This man is king. If we were friends, i would have bought you a crown.
so it was a good night i see
Amen love weekends like that
But u don't remember it? What's the point?
Sorry friend. That is not a wicked display of magical powers.
That's a little thing called mitosis...
I'm talkin' pedicure on my toes, toes
That's better than me goin to bed with one wakin up wit two. Damn.
Those were some short pregnancies...
this city, before I leave brush my teeth with a bottle of jack...
Lies. All lies. He hasn't had pussy since pussy had him. He sucks a mean dick, though.
Lucky... This never happens to me
I'm quite jealous of this :)
by the way im a girl :P
my hero!!!!!! hopfully you wrapped up
Yea cuz this isn't bs. Any girl that freaky would much rather get a guy to herself. Funny but keep dreaming
Dude that's fucking righteous, you are the shit!
My fucking hero
*also from 112, correcting ppl on this post is the reason i can wake up with 4 females on my bed, and you with a laptop with the toilet paper stuck on your wrist and jaw....
Lmfao at 7:01June 15
One in five adults has HSV (herpes). You do the math... Ouch!!!
May 27, 2009 4:25PM
Look to ur left and to ur right in that bed, if they don't have it, guess who does!
Your Mom and sister stepped in? :P Just kidding,awesome night
May 24, 2009 6:43AM that was a wonderful description if that is true
Oh shit man props to you!!!
U fucking tool. Lmfao
I stuk a dildo in their vag and then in my teachers butt
im pretty sure ^hes 12
I think this could possibly be my psych prof...
Lmao at "Large and in charge"
too bad they were all lesbian they played among them selves lol
in 9 months your going to have 4 children my man.... or if its a woman then 4 STDS...and yet its still an epin Win
Got my glasses i am out the door i going hit the...
If this is real that is one of the most epic wins of all
My hero man haha
In soviet russia home goes to you
Dude... Teach me..
I hope they woke up with dirty sanchezs and a dildo in their vag
Well I saw u there.. We split them up.. 2 for u and the rest for me...
There is only two ways this could be true... The guy is fabio... It's a lesbian.
Directed at the people saying mitosis... It's meiosis that works to produce gametes u dumbfucks, mitosis is duplication of the somatic cells.
Alpha as the fuck
Can we say "AIDS"?
Score, that happens to me everyweek
june 21 1:09
who says there's anything wrong with that?
don't let a buch of sheep's opinions stop the party
And 9 months later...out pop four more babies
This happened to me before..but I'm a girl. And I'm straight.. I had fun though
great night, I've been that girl before fours always better than two
Wow u r very lucky. I am a girl.
You are personally the luckiest man alive
He might've fucked the two frirsty. Believe me.... Not many can handle 4. Pure experience from people who live the lifestyle.
Was it your birthday? Lol. *applaudes*
USC 34 - Notre Dame 27
If you could remember it, it would be a phenomenal night. But just knowing it happened makes it a good night haha
I remember leaving a huge steaming pile on your chest.
Coz when I leave for the night I ain't coming back ...
ok wait wait ... so there was this other post thingy and she like did 3 marines and ppl were telling her she was like a fucking WHORE and slut and all this shit and this jackass goes to bed with 2 women and wakes up with 4 and hes a hero WTF is that???????????? EXPLAIN PLEASE
Even if they two were lesbians, I would still count this as a win.
Ay man my brada I did da tht be da rightious my brada wit it
I love you... I will most likely never met you but know that you have my eternal love for that
Fuk off ur a fkn liar
Way to go!!!
I can only say 'impressive' you must've been hammered to not know how the fuck that happened...
two of those chicks had beards .....dude i saw them leave your pad
6:02 sucks for you!!
but in all seriousness, thats fuckin awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
family doesn't count and niether do 10 year olds
2 sisters, huh
Nothing wrong with a porker, so why would there be anything wrong with 5 porkers. Large and in charge.
im going to go out on a limb here and guess that you're fat
926 people are retarded Jealous fucks
Um why do guys want sooo many girls. How's 1 not enough lol just sayin
At some point in the night, you recieved the Midas touch of threesomes. Use it wisely, grasshopper.
txt 978-853-7785 If u say something funny or awsoem u get free xbox live membership
fix the "o"
Their Friends Must have visited them in the Middle of the night!
I'm starting to like 10/27 816
i now have a new hero!
See how the world sucks..why does a man get away wirh bangin more than 1chick and its ok but a woman doing that to men is just down right nasty?
i got you beat. i had 11. 5 on my right and 5 on my left. 1 on my cock
I wish I wear there!!
I wish I where there!! It couldve been an even 12, unless ur name is smalldude cuz u have a small dick.. That wouldn't be cool!
Forget the girls. Does it work with hundred dollar bills?
EPIC WIN on your part i shall now worship you as my god christians got nothing on this
1:09 - Conquered vs being conquered. Women are to be conquered, men are the conquerors. If you don't like it go lesbian.
Plus, sluts definition is a women having multiple sex partners..
Lol same thing has happen to me
Good one to tell the grandchildren
The rest-of-the-world dream too...
in soviet russia they wake up with yu
Doin werk son!
ooh im sooo jealous!!!!! i wish i could have been there so u could punished me like the naughty lil girl i am
ever 11:11, i wish for a night like this
so you knocked up both of them?
either you got very lucky that night or both the original have incredibly fast reproductive systems and you fucked your daugthers
Lol I bet they calls they're freinds... Lucky u
I think the sender of this text is a girl, and this post is way overated.
If I had a Nickel..
If you ever in the 312. Holla at a playa. If you ever in the 213. Hola ata playa.
and to the dumbass moaning about meiosis, you are wrong. the girls multiplied spontaneously in the same manner as a cell performing mitosis.
U woke up with 4...
Not a good night... an amazzzzinnnggg night
Were the other two sisters of te two u started out with?
Damn talk about luck
I remember dumping a STEAMING PILE ON YOUR CHEST
How do over 2000 people see this as a bad night
That would be cool if you remembered it...
I only go to bed after the bar with one and wake up with two! Lucky S.O.B.
Dude i just wanna do a squirrel in the butt right now...
You are my fucking hero!!!
UR SO FUKIN LUCKY!
The other two girls were his daughter and wife
Maybe it Finally happened. You got so drunk you saw half.
No one should hate on you ever. I can safely say your the only one that can fix our economy. I'll try to pass a bill giving you 10 trillion dollars and multiply that till were out of this hell hole recession. secondly I don't know how freaky that night was but the fact you had 4 girls in your bedroom doing things to you that you may or may not remember is always a plus. Just install a security camera in your room next time for evidence
Damn son ur good
back at u 701, correcting someone with your nerdy little remarks on TFLN proves you my lonely dungeons and dragons afficionado are a dousche. royal elite dousche.
Maybe you were just still seeing double!
these pretzels are making me Firsty!
For shure just killed two people and cut them in half
Who your mom and your grandma??
Been there done that!
How many fingers were they holding up?
Please teach me your ways!
i love your life
You were just so hammered or so high u don't remember lol:)
One of em is ur mom and the other... Well even worse
They prolly had babies while he was sleeping.
Since Ima guy, I always thought it would be cool of I woke up after passing out, with like a chick who fucked me when I was unconcious.
Goooooood fucking night
I've heard of seeing double, but seeing 1/2 that's drunk!!!
I don't see a problem with that
ok i seriously believe that you deserve to wear the paper crown you can buy at burger king and all the people must bow b4 u because you are the fuckin shit! nice
Trying on all these clothes, clothes
@10:45 a key that opens many locks is a master key. A lock that is opened by many keys is a shifty lock.
Does his mom and sisters count in that
so 2 fatties divided into 4 bitches?
Hahahaha...he said stay thirsty my friends!!! Classic.
Beverly hill's bayybayy!
That's the opposite of drunk vision... How does that work... Oh I get it when you got home they were skinny... When you woke up they both weighed as much as 2?
why are people saying its a bad night?
Get wasted at parties this could happen to you
this could have easily been some teenage girl.. even then it's hot and I'm 43
remember going home with three girls!!
woke up with three dudes!!!!!!
omg diz is so funny lfmao!
4 what? Guys? I bet they were!
Does this means you got both of them pregnant?? hahaha jk That's pretty awesome...
Can somebody please moderate "firsty" off this site? It's really just getting plain annoying.
He impregnated both of them. And had two baby girls! Not so lucky! Haha
Good I think that u are in soviet Russia
@July 10, 2009 3:39PM
Fuck you asshole!
That's inspirational... I'll try it with guys next time
Make them swallow ur pee
How can any one give this a thumbs down
Are u sure it wasn't the other way around?
Shirt of this and two fists way up...
Best Night Ever!
hey man 4 3's is a 12 on the scale, THATS HOT
MATH MAKED MINE BRAIN HURT
Are you sure you woke up?
you are the fucking man
4:27 is a dipshit.
wake up in the mornin feelin like p diddy......
Damn. I'm a girl and I'm pretty impressed and a little jealous haha
You need to remember to turn your swag off at night. If you don't you'll keep on ending up covered in bitches. Wait... That's not so bad...
Sometimes, you're just so drunk, you end up seeing half.
Eeew...your mom and sister joined in!
are yuh sure diz supposed girls were girls? cuz i saw u last nite and 2 of them were boy fuckin da girls while u were all sick of alcohol wanting somethin! sorry u wish u get it and lucky cuz at least u aint got da sida! lolz
I want this on my tombstone. In fact, I believe my grandchildren will want this on my tombstone.
Someone had babiesss
IMA FIRE MAH LAZER
look again son, it is 1 very heavy girl, a dwarf and 2 boys... sober up... love, mom.
@anonymous stfu we don't care. Fired.
Smalldude is a L-I-A-R.
Were they chinese they could have multiplied
We multiply exponentially at night.
Check it out! " MusVic" on facebook! Best artist ever!!!!!
Way to go champ!
Should probably get urself checked out I bet one of them was desperate for a reason
Haha ooooooooohhhhh. Rrrrriiiigghhttttt
No proof no truth
You shall be known as the true alpha male!
i heard if u throw water on them that happens
That's wats up in chi town
You deserve a parade
Holy shit. They're multiplying!
Prime example of a ftw moment I want to be in this mans shoes!!
is that possible ?!
You have given me hope for this dark desolate world
9 months flies by
You impregnated the first two.
The funny thing is, a girl would never be excited to have this happen with guys. Bc although two girls makeing out is hot, as a girl I have to admit, but two or more guys, not.
i'd be more amazed if he didnt get STD's or something that night. at least u knew 2 of them
Isn't multiplication great
1/4 women have an STD. congrats!
Did you go into a 9 month coma?
...there was also a cup, a fingerpainting and lots of brown paint everywhere.
Thug life *pumps shotgun*
Sounds like you forgot to turn off your swag
The reverse drunken double vision will get ya every time. As long as you don't go to bed with 2 skinny girls and wake up with 4 big girls, i think you played a good game.
Gremlins propagate when u get them wet
U are a lucky F A G
Next time it will be 5 (:
Either the two girls called some friends or they were your sisters
Bull shit ur dick is to small to please even half a chick
that's how Chicago does it
Were they pregnant girls?
got em both pregnant huh?
Someone forgot to turn off his swag.
4 makes it a quad team tonight ya!
A necessary addition to this site would be a "great night" button
I salute you sir!
awesome ur the man (not)
Shit dude nice
... those girls went through mitosis!
and THEN you woke up for real
Oh noes!! They be multiplying when we ain't looking!!!!
He probably thought he came home with two hotties, then as he woke he realized he was with 2 giant porkers which both count as 2 people.
Yay for double morning vision! :P
Those extra '2 girls' were metaphors for AIDS and Herpes.
Were they pregnant?
Lol. I bet this is real and you shucks reek of jealousy.
I envy you...so much
Lmao u over achiever, reminds me of prom nights after party, everything is all a blur, I wake up naked with 6 girls n 2 other guys sleeping on the floor n stove n closet n shit lol
Women are lucky to wake up with BadMitch, www.badmitch.com
I once came home with 4 girls and woke up with 8, cuz I'm black
That is absolutely fucking epic! Literally FUCKING epic lol
Sleeping quadruple in a single bed.....
If you put a thumbs down on this you are a communist
Pssshh only 4?!
Who said this was a guy?
Dam wish I was there
Like a boss...
1 out of ever 4 people has HIV and there was 5 people in bed? Sucks Brah
@1:43 33million people in the world have HIV. World population? Almost 8billion, your retarded. And theres a cure for HIV now using stem cells, so really, who gives a shit???
on behalf of anyone who has ever had a one night stand, i salute you
Talent at it's best
Wow how does that even happen?
Your mom and your sister got in with you!
1 std 2stds 3stds 4stds wtf
Epic... Enough said
Woah were they hot
I so wanna be you right now
That's fucking awesome! Hopefully you can remember some of it!
Well. Fucking. Done.
"Winning" Charlie Sheen saying
Really jealous, even though I'm a girl(::
Git r done
At that point, whisper thank you to your penis and then sprint your ass to the nearest clinic!
312 reppin chi town
Project X !
Props dude...I think I was there ;)
Trannies for shure.
So you woke up with two hookers, your mom, and sister!!! Good for you!!!
Kinda like gremlins ... When they get wet they reproduce
I'ma call bullshit.
"So did I"\n -Mom