I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
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I'm a little jealous and i'm a girl.
me too. me too. =)
stay thirsty my friends
I C WAT U DID THAR! NICE! ^_^
DON'T FEED THEM AFTER MIDNIGHT!!!
Hahaha. Best comment ever.
Damn, where do you live? I want in - btw, I'm a girl
sure u are
you know im slowly thinking that most of the population of girls are complete whores.... hummm
And that's bad how?
I came on wondering who could say this was a bad night, but I too would be pretty upset learning I don't remember a night with 4 women
DAMN..... NOW WHATS TEH CHANCES OF THAT.... OR BETTER YET.... WHATS THE CHANCES U WALKED AWAY STD FREE?
any one who says teh has never been layed
hahahhahah at may 19, 2099 1:14am.
U r my hero!!! Ku-fukkin-dos!!!!
regardless of hot or not, 4 is still 4.
even 4 - 2's makes an 8.
900 people labeled this a bad night. translation 900 people are retarded
In all likelihood, you never woke up at all.
Bye bye pocket cash... Hello pavement.
so you were the guy that was paying attention in biology. good job...
that is what i called addition
I'm pretty sure I know you. ;)
Must have been a great night
Now that's a great morning
In Soviet Russia...Aaaah, fuck it. Freaking epic
This is exactly why Gremlins was wrong: getting them wet is the best damn idea.
I bet 4/4 of them have HIV/STDs
Dream come true.
who said it was a guy?
With examples like that maybe I would've paid more attention when they taught us multiplication in school.
I want your magical multiplying skills.
Ahhh, the American dream.
Simple,yet effective. Unlike all this other trash on this site now.
He got them both pregnant.
to all the people bitching about weither it's mitosis or meiosis: just shut the fuck up! and enjoy that a fellow man slept with 4, let me say it again FOUR! women, dude we sallute you
Since when can 5 porkers fit in one bed. Dont hate just cause this guy scored.
Siblings don't count unless your from Arkansas
You must have got them wet and they multiplied. Just make sure you don't feed them after dark.
you must be black :]
Did you wake up after 9 MONTHS? That would kinda explain it.
Disco disco! No no
One in five adults has HSV (herpes). You do the math... Ouch!!!
Sex is like mayh, add the bed subtract the clothes divide the legs ans hope you dont multiply
This made my life! Lmao
U got HIV for sure
@12:58pm- in soviet Russia, I hate you
you my friend. are a champion among men.
this post is all kinds of win
1:09AM because everyone likes to look at naked girls, but half as many like to look at naked guys. next?
So you ended up getting two girls pregnant that night at the same time.
fuckin amazing I wish I was you 312
so it was a good night i see
dont believe it for a second
That's a win
I wish we learned that in highschool.
Gettin some poooooon
you can never go wrong with more then one chick
this is indeed the best night of all time
That just means you're more pissed now than when you went to bed
10:56 go kill yourself.
Amen love weekends like that
Who ever is looking at the negatives of this is NEVER gonna have it happen to him.
I think this could possibly be my psych prof...
I'm quite jealous of this :)
by the way im a girl :P
But u don't remember it? What's the point?
as long as they were hot
did anyone else think maybe we woke up with a couple of porkers?
Ahh yes the wonderful girls of Chicago... I'm going to guess all the girls were smoking hot too. I love this city, the women are amazing and will do anything.
this city, before I leave brush my teeth with a bottle of jack...
my hero!!!!!! hopfully you wrapped up
Sorry friend. That is not a wicked display of magical powers.
That's a little thing called mitosis...
Those were some short pregnancies...
Dude that's fucking righteous, you are the shit!
My fucking hero
My hero man haha
I stuk a dildo in their vag and then in my teachers butt
im pretty sure ^hes 12
Well that's a winwin
Dude... Teach me..
U fucking tool. Lmfao
Oh shit man props to you!!!
Lies. All lies. He hasn't had pussy since pussy had him. He sucks a mean dick, though.
May 24, 2009 6:43AM that was a wonderful description if that is true
in 9 months your going to have 4 children my man.... or if its a woman then 4 STDS...and yet its still an epin Win
I'm talkin' pedicure on my toes, toes
This man is king. If we were friends, i would have bought you a crown.
Lucky... This never happens to me
too bad they were all lesbian they played among them selves lol
Yea cuz this isn't bs. Any girl that freaky would much rather get a guy to herself. Funny but keep dreaming
Lmfao at 7:01June 15
If you could remember it, it would be a phenomenal night. But just knowing it happened makes it a good night haha
Got my glasses i am out the door i going hit the...
That's better than me goin to bed with one wakin up wit two. Damn.
*also from 112, correcting ppl on this post is the reason i can wake up with 4 females on my bed, and you with a laptop with the toilet paper stuck on your wrist and jaw....
He might've fucked the two frirsty. Believe me.... Not many can handle 4. Pure experience from people who live the lifestyle.
Wow u r very lucky. I am a girl.
Coz when I leave for the night I ain't coming back ...
I hope they woke up with dirty sanchezs and a dildo in their vag
Lmao at "Large and in charge"
In soviet russia home goes to you
There is only two ways this could be true... The guy is fabio... It's a lesbian.
Well I saw u there.. We split them up.. 2 for u and the rest for me...
6:02 sucks for you!!
but in all seriousness, thats fuckin awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your Mom and sister stepped in? :P Just kidding,awesome night
june 21 1:09
who says there's anything wrong with that?
don't let a buch of sheep's opinions stop the party
Directed at the people saying mitosis... It's meiosis that works to produce gametes u dumbfucks, mitosis is duplication of the somatic cells.
This happened to me before..but I'm a girl. And I'm straight.. I had fun though
Was it your birthday? Lol. *applaudes*
You are personally the luckiest man alive
Score, that happens to me everyweek
One in five adults has HSV (herpes). You do the math... Ouch!!!
May 27, 2009 4:25PM
Look to ur left and to ur right in that bed, if they don't have it, guess who does!
If this is real that is one of the most epic wins of all
two of those chicks had beards .....dude i saw them leave your pad
And 9 months later...out pop four more babies
I remember leaving a huge steaming pile on your chest.
USC 34 - Notre Dame 27
I can only say 'impressive' you must've been hammered to not know how the fuck that happened...
great night, I've been that girl before fours always better than two
Their Friends Must have visited them in the Middle of the night!
i got you beat. i had 11. 5 on my right and 5 on my left. 1 on my cock
I wish I wear there!!
I wish I where there!! It couldve been an even 12, unless ur name is smalldude cuz u have a small dick.. That wouldn't be cool!
Way to go!!!
family doesn't count and niether do 10 year olds
Um why do guys want sooo many girls. How's 1 not enough lol just sayin
At some point in the night, you recieved the Midas touch of threesomes. Use it wisely, grasshopper.
Ay man my brada I did da tht be da rightious my brada wit it
If I had a Nickel..
ok wait wait ... so there was this other post thingy and she like did 3 marines and ppl were telling her she was like a fucking WHORE and slut and all this shit and this jackass goes to bed with 2 women and wakes up with 4 and hes a hero WTF is that???????????? EXPLAIN PLEASE
Alpha as the fuck
Can we say "AIDS"?
fix the "o"
I love you... I will most likely never met you but know that you have my eternal love for that
txt 978-853-7785 If u say something funny or awsoem u get free xbox live membership
Fuk off ur a fkn liar
I think the sender of this text is a girl, and this post is way overated.
Lol same thing has happen to me
926 people are retarded Jealous fucks
1:09 - Conquered vs being conquered. Women are to be conquered, men are the conquerors. If you don't like it go lesbian.
Plus, sluts definition is a women having multiple sex partners..
Doin werk son!
in soviet russia they wake up with yu
Good one to tell the grandchildren
Lol I bet they calls they're freinds... Lucky u
U woke up with 4...
Were the other two sisters of te two u started out with?
I'm starting to like 10/27 816
Forget the girls. Does it work with hundred dollar bills?
The rest-of-the-world dream too...
For shure just killed two people and cut them in half
i now have a new hero!
Maybe you were just still seeing double!
Hahahaha...he said stay thirsty my friends!!! Classic.
ooh im sooo jealous!!!!! i wish i could have been there so u could punished me like the naughty lil girl i am
I only go to bed after the bar with one and wake up with two! Lucky S.O.B.
UR SO FUKIN LUCKY!
Goooooood fucking night
Even if they two were lesbians, I would still count this as a win.
If you ever in the 312. Holla at a playa. If you ever in the 213. Hola ata playa.
Dude i just wanna do a squirrel in the butt right now...
You are my fucking hero!!!
@10:45 a key that opens many locks is a master key. A lock that is opened by many keys is a shifty lock.
Been there done that!
2 sisters, huh
EPIC WIN on your part i shall now worship you as my god christians got nothing on this
and to the dumbass moaning about meiosis, you are wrong. the girls multiplied spontaneously in the same manner as a cell performing mitosis.
The other two girls were his daughter and wife
Maybe it Finally happened. You got so drunk you saw half.
See how the world sucks..why does a man get away wirh bangin more than 1chick and its ok but a woman doing that to men is just down right nasty?
Damn talk about luck
I remember dumping a STEAMING PILE ON YOUR CHEST
How many fingers were they holding up?
back at u 701, correcting someone with your nerdy little remarks on TFLN proves you my lonely dungeons and dragons afficionado are a dousche. royal elite dousche.
One of em is ur mom and the other... Well even worse
That would be cool if you remembered it...
ever 11:11, i wish for a night like this
this could have easily been some teenage girl.. even then it's hot and I'm 43
Nothing wrong with a porker, so why would there be anything wrong with 5 porkers. Large and in charge.
im going to go out on a limb here and guess that you're fat
why are people saying its a bad night?
You were just so hammered or so high u don't remember lol:)
4 what? Guys? I bet they were!
Who your mom and your grandma??
They prolly had babies while he was sleeping.
either you got very lucky that night or both the original have incredibly fast reproductive systems and you fucked your daugthers
Damn son ur good
so you knocked up both of them?
these pretzels are making me Firsty!
I don't see a problem with that
No one should hate on you ever. I can safely say your the only one that can fix our economy. I'll try to pass a bill giving you 10 trillion dollars and multiply that till were out of this hell hole recession. secondly I don't know how freaky that night was but the fact you had 4 girls in your bedroom doing things to you that you may or may not remember is always a plus. Just install a security camera in your room next time for evidence
Can somebody please moderate "firsty" off this site? It's really just getting plain annoying.
Not a good night... an amazzzzinnnggg night
Does his mom and sisters count in that
remember going home with three girls!!
woke up with three dudes!!!!!!
omg diz is so funny lfmao!
That's inspirational... I'll try it with guys next time
I've heard of seeing double, but seeing 1/2 that's drunk!!!
Sometimes, you're just so drunk, you end up seeing half.
Beverly hill's bayybayy!
Please teach me your ways!
Since Ima guy, I always thought it would be cool of I woke up after passing out, with like a chick who fucked me when I was unconcious.
That's the opposite of drunk vision... How does that work... Oh I get it when you got home they were skinny... When you woke up they both weighed as much as 2?
Get wasted at parties this could happen to you
Best Night Ever!
@July 10, 2009 3:39PM
Fuck you asshole!
How do over 2000 people see this as a bad night
ok i seriously believe that you deserve to wear the paper crown you can buy at burger king and all the people must bow b4 u because you are the fuckin shit! nice
MATH MAKED MINE BRAIN HURT
He impregnated both of them. And had two baby girls! Not so lucky! Haha
Are u sure it wasn't the other way around?
Does this means you got both of them pregnant?? hahaha jk That's pretty awesome...
4:27 is a dipshit.
Trying on all these clothes, clothes
Someone had babiesss
i love your life
IMA FIRE MAH LAZER
Are you sure you woke up?
Shirt of this and two fists way up...
Good I think that u are in soviet Russia
so 2 fatties divided into 4 bitches?
Make them swallow ur pee
hey man 4 3's is a 12 on the scale, THATS HOT
Eeew...your mom and sister joined in!
are yuh sure diz supposed girls were girls? cuz i saw u last nite and 2 of them were boy fuckin da girls while u were all sick of alcohol wanting somethin! sorry u wish u get it and lucky cuz at least u aint got da sida! lolz
We multiply exponentially at night.
Were they chinese they could have multiplied
Damn. I'm a girl and I'm pretty impressed and a little jealous haha
look again son, it is 1 very heavy girl, a dwarf and 2 boys... sober up... love, mom.
Smalldude is a L-I-A-R.
Haha ooooooooohhhhh. Rrrrriiiigghhttttt
wake up in the mornin feelin like p diddy......
Check it out! " MusVic" on facebook! Best artist ever!!!!!
you are the fucking man
Should probably get urself checked out I bet one of them was desperate for a reason
@anonymous stfu we don't care. Fired.
i heard if u throw water on them that happens
No proof no truth
The funny thing is, a girl would never be excited to have this happen with guys. Bc although two girls makeing out is hot, as a girl I have to admit, but two or more guys, not.
You shall be known as the true alpha male!
You need to remember to turn your swag off at night. If you don't you'll keep on ending up covered in bitches. Wait... That's not so bad...
Prime example of a ftw moment I want to be in this mans shoes!!
I want this on my tombstone. In fact, I believe my grandchildren will want this on my tombstone.
How can any one give this a thumbs down
Did you go into a 9 month coma?
Someone forgot to turn off his swag.
That's wats up in chi town
You impregnated the first two.
Way to go champ!
9 months flies by
The reverse drunken double vision will get ya every time. As long as you don't go to bed with 2 skinny girls and wake up with 4 big girls, i think you played a good game.
You have given me hope for this dark desolate world
U are a lucky F A G
that's how Chicago does it
Holy shit. They're multiplying!
Isn't multiplication great
Either the two girls called some friends or they were your sisters
is that possible ?!
I envy you...so much
Gremlins propagate when u get them wet
Were they pregnant?
and THEN you woke up for real
Thug life *pumps shotgun*
Shit dude nice
You deserve a parade
i'd be more amazed if he didnt get STD's or something that night. at least u knew 2 of them
Were they pregnant girls?
awesome ur the man (not)
Bull shit ur dick is to small to please even half a chick
Oh noes!! They be multiplying when we ain't looking!!!!
Next time it will be 5 (:
Sounds like you forgot to turn off your swag
4 makes it a quad team tonight ya!
1/4 women have an STD. congrats!
got em both pregnant huh?
I salute you sir!
Yay for double morning vision! :P
Wow how does that even happen?
... those girls went through mitosis!
...there was also a cup, a fingerpainting and lots of brown paint everywhere.
A necessary addition to this site would be a "great night" button
1 out of ever 4 people has HIV and there was 5 people in bed? Sucks Brah
That is absolutely fucking epic! Literally FUCKING epic lol
Those extra '2 girls' were metaphors for AIDS and Herpes.
Lol. I bet this is real and you shucks reek of jealousy.
on behalf of anyone who has ever had a one night stand, i salute you
If you put a thumbs down on this you are a communist
Lmao u over achiever, reminds me of prom nights after party, everything is all a blur, I wake up naked with 6 girls n 2 other guys sleeping on the floor n stove n closet n shit lol
Sleeping quadruple in a single bed.....
I once came home with 4 girls and woke up with 8, cuz I'm black
Women are lucky to wake up with BadMitch, www.badmitch.com
Pssshh only 4?!
He probably thought he came home with two hotties, then as he woke he realized he was with 2 giant porkers which both count as 2 people.
Dam wish I was there
@1:43 33million people in the world have HIV. World population? Almost 8billion, your retarded. And theres a cure for HIV now using stem cells, so really, who gives a shit???
At that point, whisper thank you to your penis and then sprint your ass to the nearest clinic!
Talent at it's best
1 std 2stds 3stds 4stds wtf
Who said this was a guy?
Really jealous, even though I'm a girl(::
That's fucking awesome! Hopefully you can remember some of it!
Epic... Enough said
Like a boss...
Project X !
Your mom and your sister got in with you!
Woah were they hot
Well. Fucking. Done.
312 reppin chi town
"Winning" Charlie Sheen saying
Git r done
I so wanna be you right now
Props dude...I think I was there ;)
Trannies for shure.
Kinda like gremlins ... When they get wet they reproduce
So you woke up with two hookers, your mom, and sister!!! Good for you!!!
I'ma call bullshit.
"So did I"\n -Mom