I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
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I'm a little jealous and i'm a girl.
me too. me too. =)
damm girl lets.make.thr sex
stay thirsty my friends
I C WAT U DID THAR! NICE! ^_^
DON'T FEED THEM AFTER MIDNIGHT!!!
Hahaha. Best comment ever.
Damn, where do you live? I want in - btw, I'm a girl
sure u are
you know im slowly thinking that most of the population of girls are complete whores.... hummm
And that's bad how?
I came on wondering who could say this was a bad night, but I too would be pretty upset learning I don't remember a night with 4 women
DAMN..... NOW WHATS TEH CHANCES OF THAT.... OR BETTER YET.... WHATS THE CHANCES U WALKED AWAY STD FREE?
any one who says teh has never been layed
U r my hero!!! Ku-fukkin-dos!!!!
regardless of hot or not, 4 is still 4.
even 4 - 2's makes an 8.
hahahhahah at may 19, 2099 1:14am.
so you were the guy that was paying attention in biology. good job...
Bye bye pocket cash... Hello pavement.
U got HIV for sure
that is what i called addition
to all the people bitching about weither it's mitosis or meiosis: just shut the fuck up! and enjoy that a fellow man slept with 4, let me say it again FOUR! women, dude we sallute you
Dream come true.
Must have been a great night
900 people labeled this a bad night. translation 900 people are retarded
Now that's a great morning
This is exactly why Gremlins was wrong: getting them wet is the best damn idea.
I want your magical multiplying skills.
In all likelihood, you never woke up at all.
Simple,yet effective. Unlike all this other trash on this site now.
Sex is like mayh, add the bed subtract the clothes divide the legs ans hope you dont multiply
This made my life! Lmao
Ahhh, the American dream.
Siblings don't count unless your from Arkansas
You must have got them wet and they multiplied. Just make sure you don't feed them after dark.
Did you wake up after 9 MONTHS? That would kinda explain it.
Disco disco! No no
But u don't remember it? What's the point?
I'm pretty sure I know you. ;)
In Soviet Russia...Aaaah, fuck it. Freaking epic
One in five adults has HSV (herpes). You do the math... Ouch!!!
I wish we learned that in highschool.
Those were some short pregnancies...
@12:58pm- in soviet Russia, I hate you
dont believe it for a second
so it was a good night i see
I think this could possibly be my psych prof...
you can never go wrong with more then one chick
Gettin some poooooon
Who ever is looking at the negatives of this is NEVER gonna have it happen to him.
I bet 4/4 of them have HIV/STDs
Yea cuz this isn't bs. Any girl that freaky would much rather get a guy to herself. Funny but keep dreaming
I stuk a dildo in their vag and then in my teachers butt
im pretty sure ^hes 12
Sorry friend. That is not a wicked display of magical powers.
That's a little thing called mitosis...
you must be black :]
I'm talkin' pedicure on my toes, toes
U fucking tool. Lmfao
With examples like that maybe I would've paid more attention when they taught us multiplication in school.
Amen love weekends like that
Dude that's fucking righteous, you are the shit!
My fucking hero
10:56 go kill yourself.
That's a win
My hero man haha
my hero!!!!!! hopfully you wrapped up
Oh shit man props to you!!!
Lies. All lies. He hasn't had pussy since pussy had him. He sucks a mean dick, though.
fuckin amazing I wish I was you 312
who said it was a guy?
Lmfao at 7:01June 15
He got them both pregnant.
this city, before I leave brush my teeth with a bottle of jack...
two of those chicks had beards .....dude i saw them leave your pad
Lucky... This never happens to me
In soviet russia home goes to you
in 9 months your going to have 4 children my man.... or if its a woman then 4 STDS...and yet its still an epin Win
So you ended up getting two girls pregnant that night at the same time.
Score, that happens to me everyweek
Well I saw u there.. We split them up.. 2 for u and the rest for me...
Coz when I leave for the night I ain't coming back ...
I hope they woke up with dirty sanchezs and a dildo in their vag
you my friend. are a champion among men.
as long as they were hot
Since when can 5 porkers fit in one bed. Dont hate just cause this guy scored.
This happened to me before..but I'm a girl. And I'm straight.. I had fun though
There is only two ways this could be true... The guy is fabio... It's a lesbian.
Got my glasses i am out the door i going hit the...
Ahh yes the wonderful girls of Chicago... I'm going to guess all the girls were smoking hot too. I love this city, the women are amazing and will do anything.
That just means you're more pissed now than when you went to bed
this post is all kinds of win
You are personally the luckiest man alive
If you could remember it, it would be a phenomenal night. But just knowing it happened makes it a good night haha
Dude... Teach me..
If this is real that is one of the most epic wins of all
too bad they were all lesbian they played among them selves lol
I can only say 'impressive' you must've been hammered to not know how the fuck that happened...
ok wait wait ... so there was this other post thingy and she like did 3 marines and ppl were telling her she was like a fucking WHORE and slut and all this shit and this jackass goes to bed with 2 women and wakes up with 4 and hes a hero WTF is that???????????? EXPLAIN PLEASE
I'm quite jealous of this :)
by the way im a girl :P
june 21 1:09
who says there's anything wrong with that?
don't let a buch of sheep's opinions stop the party
1:09AM because everyone likes to look at naked girls, but half as many like to look at naked guys. next?
926 people are retarded Jealous fucks
If I had a Nickel..
Um why do guys want sooo many girls. How's 1 not enough lol just sayin
I remember leaving a huge steaming pile on your chest.
I love you... I will most likely never met you but know that you have my eternal love for that
Were the other two sisters of te two u started out with?
Lol same thing has happen to me
Ay man my brada I did da tht be da rightious my brada wit it
USC 34 - Notre Dame 27
And 9 months later...out pop four more babies
6:02 sucks for you!!
but in all seriousness, thats fuckin awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
did anyone else think maybe we woke up with a couple of porkers?
If you ever in the 312. Holla at a playa. If you ever in the 213. Hola ata playa.
He might've fucked the two frirsty. Believe me.... Not many can handle 4. Pure experience from people who live the lifestyle.
Their Friends Must have visited them in the Middle of the night!
U woke up with 4...
I'm starting to like 10/27 816
this is indeed the best night of all time
At some point in the night, you recieved the Midas touch of threesomes. Use it wisely, grasshopper.
Well that's a winwin
txt 978-853-7785 If u say something funny or awsoem u get free xbox live membership
Lmao at "Large and in charge"
i got you beat. i had 11. 5 on my right and 5 on my left. 1 on my cock
I wish I wear there!!
I wish I where there!! It couldve been an even 12, unless ur name is smalldude cuz u have a small dick.. That wouldn't be cool!
May 24, 2009 6:43AM that was a wonderful description if that is true
One in five adults has HSV (herpes). You do the math... Ouch!!!
May 27, 2009 4:25PM
Look to ur left and to ur right in that bed, if they don't have it, guess who does!
Lol I bet they calls they're freinds... Lucky u
Was it your birthday? Lol. *applaudes*
family doesn't count and niether do 10 year olds
The other two girls were his daughter and wife
Maybe you were just still seeing double!
I think the sender of this text is a girl, and this post is way overated.
i now have a new hero!
Your Mom and sister stepped in? :P Just kidding,awesome night
Dude i just wanna do a squirrel in the butt right now...
That's better than me goin to bed with one wakin up wit two. Damn.
either you got very lucky that night or both the original have incredibly fast reproductive systems and you fucked your daugthers
Wow u r very lucky. I am a girl.
I remember dumping a STEAMING PILE ON YOUR CHEST
Damn talk about luck
*also from 112, correcting ppl on this post is the reason i can wake up with 4 females on my bed, and you with a laptop with the toilet paper stuck on your wrist and jaw....
ever 11:11, i wish for a night like this
This man is king. If we were friends, i would have bought you a crown.
That would be cool if you remembered it...
Directed at the people saying mitosis... It's meiosis that works to produce gametes u dumbfucks, mitosis is duplication of the somatic cells.
ooh im sooo jealous!!!!! i wish i could have been there so u could punished me like the naughty lil girl i am
1:09 - Conquered vs being conquered. Women are to be conquered, men are the conquerors. If you don't like it go lesbian.
Plus, sluts definition is a women having multiple sex partners..
Way to go!!!
Alpha as the fuck
in soviet russia they wake up with yu
Fuk off ur a fkn liar
The rest-of-the-world dream too...
so you knocked up both of them?
Been there done that!
How many fingers were they holding up?
Maybe it Finally happened. You got so drunk you saw half.
I only go to bed after the bar with one and wake up with two! Lucky S.O.B.
2 sisters, huh
Doin werk son!
great night, I've been that girl before fours always better than two
Can we say "AIDS"?
Forget the girls. Does it work with hundred dollar bills?
Good one to tell the grandchildren
One of em is ur mom and the other... Well even worse
No one should hate on you ever. I can safely say your the only one that can fix our economy. I'll try to pass a bill giving you 10 trillion dollars and multiply that till were out of this hell hole recession. secondly I don't know how freaky that night was but the fact you had 4 girls in your bedroom doing things to you that you may or may not remember is always a plus. Just install a security camera in your room next time for evidence
UR SO FUKIN LUCKY!
Goooooood fucking night
and to the dumbass moaning about meiosis, you are wrong. the girls multiplied spontaneously in the same manner as a cell performing mitosis.
You were just so hammered or so high u don't remember lol:)
why are people saying its a bad night?
I've heard of seeing double, but seeing 1/2 that's drunk!!!
Sometimes, you're just so drunk, you end up seeing half.
Who your mom and your grandma??
Does his mom and sisters count in that
Can somebody please moderate "firsty" off this site? It's really just getting plain annoying.
this could have easily been some teenage girl.. even then it's hot and I'm 43
Hahahaha...he said stay thirsty my friends!!! Classic.
For shure just killed two people and cut them in half
Beverly hill's bayybayy!
@10:45 a key that opens many locks is a master key. A lock that is opened by many keys is a shifty lock.
remember going home with three girls!!
woke up with three dudes!!!!!!
omg diz is so funny lfmao!
i love your life
Since Ima guy, I always thought it would be cool of I woke up after passing out, with like a chick who fucked me when I was unconcious.
4 what? Guys? I bet they were!
back at u 701, correcting someone with your nerdy little remarks on TFLN proves you my lonely dungeons and dragons afficionado are a dousche. royal elite dousche.
You are my fucking hero!!!
Get wasted at parties this could happen to you
That's inspirational... I'll try it with guys next time
fix the "o"
these pretzels are making me Firsty!
They prolly had babies while he was sleeping.
Even if they two were lesbians, I would still count this as a win.
Nothing wrong with a porker, so why would there be anything wrong with 5 porkers. Large and in charge.
im going to go out on a limb here and guess that you're fat
I don't see a problem with that
Does this means you got both of them pregnant?? hahaha jk That's pretty awesome...
Not a good night... an amazzzzinnnggg night
EPIC WIN on your part i shall now worship you as my god christians got nothing on this
Please teach me your ways!
4:27 is a dipshit.
Best Night Ever!
i heard if u throw water on them that happens
@July 10, 2009 3:39PM
Fuck you asshole!
See how the world sucks..why does a man get away wirh bangin more than 1chick and its ok but a woman doing that to men is just down right nasty?
How can any one give this a thumbs down
Good I think that u are in soviet Russia
MATH MAKED MINE BRAIN HURT
Were they chinese they could have multiplied
hey man 4 3's is a 12 on the scale, THATS HOT
Make them swallow ur pee
IMA FIRE MAH LAZER
He impregnated both of them. And had two baby girls! Not so lucky! Haha
Holy shit. They're multiplying!
Damn son ur good
Eeew...your mom and sister joined in!
That's the opposite of drunk vision... How does that work... Oh I get it when you got home they were skinny... When you woke up they both weighed as much as 2?
That's wats up in chi town
Trying on all these clothes, clothes
so 2 fatties divided into 4 bitches?
We multiply exponentially at night.
Someone had babiesss
wake up in the mornin feelin like p diddy......
look again son, it is 1 very heavy girl, a dwarf and 2 boys... sober up... love, mom.
How do over 2000 people see this as a bad night
Someone forgot to turn off his swag.
You have given me hope for this dark desolate world
You shall be known as the true alpha male!
Are u sure it wasn't the other way around?
Wow how does that even happen?
Were they pregnant?
Did you go into a 9 month coma?
The reverse drunken double vision will get ya every time. As long as you don't go to bed with 2 skinny girls and wake up with 4 big girls, i think you played a good game.
ok i seriously believe that you deserve to wear the paper crown you can buy at burger king and all the people must bow b4 u because you are the fuckin shit! nice
Should probably get urself checked out I bet one of them was desperate for a reason
Either the two girls called some friends or they were your sisters
Smalldude is a L-I-A-R.
you are the fucking man
Prime example of a ftw moment I want to be in this mans shoes!!
@anonymous stfu we don't care. Fired.
No proof no truth
are yuh sure diz supposed girls were girls? cuz i saw u last nite and 2 of them were boy fuckin da girls while u were all sick of alcohol wanting somethin! sorry u wish u get it and lucky cuz at least u aint got da sida! lolz
Damn. I'm a girl and I'm pretty impressed and a little jealous haha
I envy you...so much
Shirt of this and two fists way up...
I want this on my tombstone. In fact, I believe my grandchildren will want this on my tombstone.
Those extra '2 girls' were metaphors for AIDS and Herpes.
Are you sure you woke up?
9 months flies by
that's how Chicago does it
You need to remember to turn your swag off at night. If you don't you'll keep on ending up covered in bitches. Wait... That's not so bad...
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You impregnated the first two.
Haha ooooooooohhhhh. Rrrrriiiigghhttttt
U are a lucky F A G
The funny thing is, a girl would never be excited to have this happen with guys. Bc although two girls makeing out is hot, as a girl I have to admit, but two or more guys, not.
Isn't multiplication great
got em both pregnant huh?
is that possible ?!
Oh noes!! They be multiplying when we ain't looking!!!!
You deserve a parade
Way to go champ!
Bull shit ur dick is to small to please even half a chick
... those girls went through mitosis!
Gremlins propagate when u get them wet
Lol. I bet this is real and you shucks reek of jealousy.
Sounds like you forgot to turn off your swag
on behalf of anyone who has ever had a one night stand, i salute you
Were they pregnant girls?
A necessary addition to this site would be a "great night" button
awesome ur the man (not)
and THEN you woke up for real
4 makes it a quad team tonight ya!
He probably thought he came home with two hotties, then as he woke he realized he was with 2 giant porkers which both count as 2 people.
1 out of ever 4 people has HIV and there was 5 people in bed? Sucks Brah
Thug life *pumps shotgun*
If you put a thumbs down on this you are a communist
i'd be more amazed if he didnt get STD's or something that night. at least u knew 2 of them
@1:43 33million people in the world have HIV. World population? Almost 8billion, your retarded. And theres a cure for HIV now using stem cells, so really, who gives a shit???
At that point, whisper thank you to your penis and then sprint your ass to the nearest clinic!
Yay for double morning vision! :P
...there was also a cup, a fingerpainting and lots of brown paint everywhere.
Dam wish I was there
Shit dude nice
That is absolutely fucking epic! Literally FUCKING epic lol
Like a boss...
Women are lucky to wake up with BadMitch, www.badmitch.com
I once came home with 4 girls and woke up with 8, cuz I'm black
Lmao u over achiever, reminds me of prom nights after party, everything is all a blur, I wake up naked with 6 girls n 2 other guys sleeping on the floor n stove n closet n shit lol
I salute you sir!
Next time it will be 5 (:
Really jealous, even though I'm a girl(::
Sleeping quadruple in a single bed.....
Pssshh only 4?!
1 std 2stds 3stds 4stds wtf
Talent at it's best
That's fucking awesome! Hopefully you can remember some of it!
Epic... Enough said
Well. Fucking. Done.
Woah were they hot
Your mom and your sister got in with you!
1/4 women have an STD. congrats!
312 reppin chi town
Project X !
Who said this was a guy?
"Winning" Charlie Sheen saying
Git r done
I so wanna be you right now
Props dude...I think I was there ;)
Trannies for shure.
So you woke up with two hookers, your mom, and sister!!! Good for you!!!
Kinda like gremlins ... When they get wet they reproduce
I'ma call bullshit.
"So did I"\n -Mom