I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
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I'm a little jealous and i'm a girl.
me too. me too. =)
stay thirsty my friends
I C WAT U DID THAR! NICE! ^_^
DON'T FEED THEM AFTER MIDNIGHT!!!
Hahaha. Best comment ever.
Damn, where do you live? I want in - btw, I'm a girl
sure u are
you know im slowly thinking that most of the population of girls are complete whores.... hummm
And that's bad how?
I came on wondering who could say this was a bad night, but I too would be pretty upset learning I don't remember a night with 4 women
DAMN..... NOW WHATS TEH CHANCES OF THAT.... OR BETTER YET.... WHATS THE CHANCES U WALKED AWAY STD FREE?
any one who says teh has never been layed
U r my hero!!! Ku-fukkin-dos!!!!
hahahhahah at may 19, 2099 1:14am.
regardless of hot or not, 4 is still 4.
even 4 - 2's makes an 8.
Bye bye pocket cash... Hello pavement.
In all likelihood, you never woke up at all.
so you were the guy that was paying attention in biology. good job...
900 people labeled this a bad night. translation 900 people are retarded
that is what i called addition
I'm pretty sure I know you. ;)
In Soviet Russia...Aaaah, fuck it. Freaking epic
Must have been a great night
This is exactly why Gremlins was wrong: getting them wet is the best damn idea.
I bet 4/4 of them have HIV/STDs
Now that's a great morning
Dream come true.
I want your magical multiplying skills.
who said it was a guy?
Simple,yet effective. Unlike all this other trash on this site now.
to all the people bitching about weither it's mitosis or meiosis: just shut the fuck up! and enjoy that a fellow man slept with 4, let me say it again FOUR! women, dude we sallute you
Ahhh, the American dream.
With examples like that maybe I would've paid more attention when they taught us multiplication in school.
He got them both pregnant.
you must be black :]
Since when can 5 porkers fit in one bed. Dont hate just cause this guy scored.
Siblings don't count unless your from Arkansas
You must have got them wet and they multiplied. Just make sure you don't feed them after dark.
Sex is like mayh, add the bed subtract the clothes divide the legs ans hope you dont multiply
This made my life! Lmao
So you ended up getting two girls pregnant that night at the same time.
Did you wake up after 9 MONTHS? That would kinda explain it.
Disco disco! No no
you my friend. are a champion among men.
U got HIV for sure
dont believe it for a second
I wish we learned that in highschool.
@12:58pm- in soviet Russia, I hate you
One in five adults has HSV (herpes). You do the math... Ouch!!!
this post is all kinds of win
1:09AM because everyone likes to look at naked girls, but half as many like to look at naked guys. next?
That just means you're more pissed now than when you went to bed
so it was a good night i see
Gettin some poooooon
you can never go wrong with more then one chick
I think this could possibly be my psych prof...
That's a win
fuckin amazing I wish I was you 312
this is indeed the best night of all time
But u don't remember it? What's the point?
Who ever is looking at the negatives of this is NEVER gonna have it happen to him.
Ahh yes the wonderful girls of Chicago... I'm going to guess all the girls were smoking hot too. I love this city, the women are amazing and will do anything.
10:56 go kill yourself.
Amen love weekends like that
Those were some short pregnancies...
I'm quite jealous of this :)
by the way im a girl :P
did anyone else think maybe we woke up with a couple of porkers?
Dude that's fucking righteous, you are the shit!
My fucking hero
this city, before I leave brush my teeth with a bottle of jack...
Sorry friend. That is not a wicked display of magical powers.
That's a little thing called mitosis...
I stuk a dildo in their vag and then in my teachers butt
im pretty sure ^hes 12
as long as they were hot
Well that's a winwin
my hero!!!!!! hopfully you wrapped up
Oh shit man props to you!!!
U fucking tool. Lmfao
My hero man haha
I'm talkin' pedicure on my toes, toes
May 24, 2009 6:43AM that was a wonderful description if that is true
Dude... Teach me..
Lies. All lies. He hasn't had pussy since pussy had him. He sucks a mean dick, though.
Lucky... This never happens to me
too bad they were all lesbian they played among them selves lol
in 9 months your going to have 4 children my man.... or if its a woman then 4 STDS...and yet its still an epin Win
Lmfao at 7:01June 15
Yea cuz this isn't bs. Any girl that freaky would much rather get a guy to herself. Funny but keep dreaming
That's better than me goin to bed with one wakin up wit two. Damn.
I hope they woke up with dirty sanchezs and a dildo in their vag
Coz when I leave for the night I ain't coming back ...
Wow u r very lucky. I am a girl.
This man is king. If we were friends, i would have bought you a crown.
If you could remember it, it would be a phenomenal night. But just knowing it happened makes it a good night haha
Got my glasses i am out the door i going hit the...
This happened to me before..but I'm a girl. And I'm straight.. I had fun though
There is only two ways this could be true... The guy is fabio... It's a lesbian.
Lmao at "Large and in charge"
He might've fucked the two frirsty. Believe me.... Not many can handle 4. Pure experience from people who live the lifestyle.
Well I saw u there.. We split them up.. 2 for u and the rest for me...
Score, that happens to me everyweek
two of those chicks had beards .....dude i saw them leave your pad
In soviet russia home goes to you
*also from 112, correcting ppl on this post is the reason i can wake up with 4 females on my bed, and you with a laptop with the toilet paper stuck on your wrist and jaw....
Directed at the people saying mitosis... It's meiosis that works to produce gametes u dumbfucks, mitosis is duplication of the somatic cells.
If this is real that is one of the most epic wins of all
Your Mom and sister stepped in? :P Just kidding,awesome night
june 21 1:09
who says there's anything wrong with that?
don't let a buch of sheep's opinions stop the party
And 9 months later...out pop four more babies
One in five adults has HSV (herpes). You do the math... Ouch!!!
May 27, 2009 4:25PM
Look to ur left and to ur right in that bed, if they don't have it, guess who does!
Was it your birthday? Lol. *applaudes*
You are personally the luckiest man alive
ok wait wait ... so there was this other post thingy and she like did 3 marines and ppl were telling her she was like a fucking WHORE and slut and all this shit and this jackass goes to bed with 2 women and wakes up with 4 and hes a hero WTF is that???????????? EXPLAIN PLEASE
6:02 sucks for you!!
but in all seriousness, thats fuckin awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can only say 'impressive' you must've been hammered to not know how the fuck that happened...
USC 34 - Notre Dame 27
I remember leaving a huge steaming pile on your chest.
At some point in the night, you recieved the Midas touch of threesomes. Use it wisely, grasshopper.
Um why do guys want sooo many girls. How's 1 not enough lol just sayin
great night, I've been that girl before fours always better than two
Their Friends Must have visited them in the Middle of the night!
Ay man my brada I did da tht be da rightious my brada wit it
If I had a Nickel..
I love you... I will most likely never met you but know that you have my eternal love for that
Alpha as the fuck
Lol same thing has happen to me
Fuk off ur a fkn liar
i got you beat. i had 11. 5 on my right and 5 on my left. 1 on my cock
I wish I wear there!!
I wish I where there!! It couldve been an even 12, unless ur name is smalldude cuz u have a small dick.. That wouldn't be cool!
family doesn't count and niether do 10 year olds
I think the sender of this text is a girl, and this post is way overated.
926 people are retarded Jealous fucks
1:09 - Conquered vs being conquered. Women are to be conquered, men are the conquerors. If you don't like it go lesbian.
Plus, sluts definition is a women having multiple sex partners..
Can we say "AIDS"?
i now have a new hero!
Doin werk son!
txt 978-853-7785 If u say something funny or awsoem u get free xbox live membership
U woke up with 4...
Were the other two sisters of te two u started out with?
Way to go!!!
fix the "o"
in soviet russia they wake up with yu
Good one to tell the grandchildren
Forget the girls. Does it work with hundred dollar bills?
Lol I bet they calls they're freinds... Lucky u
I'm starting to like 10/27 816
ooh im sooo jealous!!!!! i wish i could have been there so u could punished me like the naughty lil girl i am
Maybe you were just still seeing double!
The rest-of-the-world dream too...
If you ever in the 312. Holla at a playa. If you ever in the 213. Hola ata playa.
The other two girls were his daughter and wife
For shure just killed two people and cut them in half
I only go to bed after the bar with one and wake up with two! Lucky S.O.B.
How many fingers were they holding up?
UR SO FUKIN LUCKY!
Maybe it Finally happened. You got so drunk you saw half.
Dude i just wanna do a squirrel in the butt right now...
Goooooood fucking night
Hahahaha...he said stay thirsty my friends!!! Classic.
and to the dumbass moaning about meiosis, you are wrong. the girls multiplied spontaneously in the same manner as a cell performing mitosis.
Been there done that!
You are my fucking hero!!!
One of em is ur mom and the other... Well even worse
2 sisters, huh
See how the world sucks..why does a man get away wirh bangin more than 1chick and its ok but a woman doing that to men is just down right nasty?
I remember dumping a STEAMING PILE ON YOUR CHEST
Even if they two were lesbians, I would still count this as a win.
back at u 701, correcting someone with your nerdy little remarks on TFLN proves you my lonely dungeons and dragons afficionado are a dousche. royal elite dousche.
Nothing wrong with a porker, so why would there be anything wrong with 5 porkers. Large and in charge.
im going to go out on a limb here and guess that you're fat
so you knocked up both of them?
@10:45 a key that opens many locks is a master key. A lock that is opened by many keys is a shifty lock.
EPIC WIN on your part i shall now worship you as my god christians got nothing on this
either you got very lucky that night or both the original have incredibly fast reproductive systems and you fucked your daugthers
ever 11:11, i wish for a night like this
You were just so hammered or so high u don't remember lol:)
Damn talk about luck
That would be cool if you remembered it...
why are people saying its a bad night?
this could have easily been some teenage girl.. even then it's hot and I'm 43
Damn son ur good
I don't see a problem with that
Who your mom and your grandma??
4 what? Guys? I bet they were!
Can somebody please moderate "firsty" off this site? It's really just getting plain annoying.
I've heard of seeing double, but seeing 1/2 that's drunk!!!
No one should hate on you ever. I can safely say your the only one that can fix our economy. I'll try to pass a bill giving you 10 trillion dollars and multiply that till were out of this hell hole recession. secondly I don't know how freaky that night was but the fact you had 4 girls in your bedroom doing things to you that you may or may not remember is always a plus. Just install a security camera in your room next time for evidence
Please teach me your ways!
They prolly had babies while he was sleeping.
Does his mom and sisters count in that
remember going home with three girls!!
woke up with three dudes!!!!!!
omg diz is so funny lfmao!
How do over 2000 people see this as a bad night
That's inspirational... I'll try it with guys next time
Not a good night... an amazzzzinnnggg night
Since Ima guy, I always thought it would be cool of I woke up after passing out, with like a chick who fucked me when I was unconcious.
Beverly hill's bayybayy!
Get wasted at parties this could happen to you
Sometimes, you're just so drunk, you end up seeing half.
these pretzels are making me Firsty!
That's the opposite of drunk vision... How does that work... Oh I get it when you got home they were skinny... When you woke up they both weighed as much as 2?
Best Night Ever!
i love your life
ok i seriously believe that you deserve to wear the paper crown you can buy at burger king and all the people must bow b4 u because you are the fuckin shit! nice
Does this means you got both of them pregnant?? hahaha jk That's pretty awesome...
He impregnated both of them. And had two baby girls! Not so lucky! Haha
4:27 is a dipshit.
Trying on all these clothes, clothes
@July 10, 2009 3:39PM
Fuck you asshole!
MATH MAKED MINE BRAIN HURT
Someone had babiesss
Good I think that u are in soviet Russia
Are u sure it wasn't the other way around?
IMA FIRE MAH LAZER
so 2 fatties divided into 4 bitches?
hey man 4 3's is a 12 on the scale, THATS HOT
We multiply exponentially at night.
Make them swallow ur pee
Eeew...your mom and sister joined in!
Shirt of this and two fists way up...
Are you sure you woke up?
Were they chinese they could have multiplied
look again son, it is 1 very heavy girl, a dwarf and 2 boys... sober up... love, mom.
are yuh sure diz supposed girls were girls? cuz i saw u last nite and 2 of them were boy fuckin da girls while u were all sick of alcohol wanting somethin! sorry u wish u get it and lucky cuz at least u aint got da sida! lolz
Smalldude is a L-I-A-R.
you are the fucking man
Damn. I'm a girl and I'm pretty impressed and a little jealous haha
Haha ooooooooohhhhh. Rrrrriiiigghhttttt
i heard if u throw water on them that happens
wake up in the mornin feelin like p diddy......
Prime example of a ftw moment I want to be in this mans shoes!!
I want this on my tombstone. In fact, I believe my grandchildren will want this on my tombstone.
You need to remember to turn your swag off at night. If you don't you'll keep on ending up covered in bitches. Wait... That's not so bad...
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No proof no truth
You shall be known as the true alpha male!
Did you go into a 9 month coma?
Should probably get urself checked out I bet one of them was desperate for a reason
That's wats up in chi town
Holy shit. They're multiplying!
Were they pregnant?
Someone forgot to turn off his swag.
@anonymous stfu we don't care. Fired.
You impregnated the first two.
How can any one give this a thumbs down
9 months flies by
The reverse drunken double vision will get ya every time. As long as you don't go to bed with 2 skinny girls and wake up with 4 big girls, i think you played a good game.
The funny thing is, a girl would never be excited to have this happen with guys. Bc although two girls makeing out is hot, as a girl I have to admit, but two or more guys, not.
that's how Chicago does it
You have given me hope for this dark desolate world
U are a lucky F A G
Isn't multiplication great
Way to go champ!
is that possible ?!
Either the two girls called some friends or they were your sisters
I envy you...so much
Gremlins propagate when u get them wet
Oh noes!! They be multiplying when we ain't looking!!!!
Thug life *pumps shotgun*
You deserve a parade
got em both pregnant huh?
and THEN you woke up for real
Bull shit ur dick is to small to please even half a chick
4 makes it a quad team tonight ya!
awesome ur the man (not)
Sounds like you forgot to turn off your swag
i'd be more amazed if he didnt get STD's or something that night. at least u knew 2 of them
Were they pregnant girls?
... those girls went through mitosis!
Shit dude nice
Wow how does that even happen?
Yay for double morning vision! :P
I salute you sir!
Next time it will be 5 (:
Those extra '2 girls' were metaphors for AIDS and Herpes.
1 out of ever 4 people has HIV and there was 5 people in bed? Sucks Brah
A necessary addition to this site would be a "great night" button
Sleeping quadruple in a single bed.....
Lol. I bet this is real and you shucks reek of jealousy.
1/4 women have an STD. congrats!
on behalf of anyone who has ever had a one night stand, i salute you
...there was also a cup, a fingerpainting and lots of brown paint everywhere.
At that point, whisper thank you to your penis and then sprint your ass to the nearest clinic!
That is absolutely fucking epic! Literally FUCKING epic lol
If you put a thumbs down on this you are a communist
He probably thought he came home with two hotties, then as he woke he realized he was with 2 giant porkers which both count as 2 people.
I once came home with 4 girls and woke up with 8, cuz I'm black
Pssshh only 4?!
Lmao u over achiever, reminds me of prom nights after party, everything is all a blur, I wake up naked with 6 girls n 2 other guys sleeping on the floor n stove n closet n shit lol
Women are lucky to wake up with BadMitch, www.badmitch.com
Dam wish I was there
@1:43 33million people in the world have HIV. World population? Almost 8billion, your retarded. And theres a cure for HIV now using stem cells, so really, who gives a shit???
Talent at it's best
1 std 2stds 3stds 4stds wtf
Like a boss...
Who said this was a guy?
Epic... Enough said
Really jealous, even though I'm a girl(::
That's fucking awesome! Hopefully you can remember some of it!
Your mom and your sister got in with you!
Project X !
Woah were they hot
Well. Fucking. Done.
312 reppin chi town
"Winning" Charlie Sheen saying
Git r done
I so wanna be you right now
Props dude...I think I was there ;)
Trannies for shure.
Kinda like gremlins ... When they get wet they reproduce
So you woke up with two hookers, your mom, and sister!!! Good for you!!!
I'ma call bullshit.
"So did I"\n -Mom