I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
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I'm a little jealous and i'm a girl.
me too. me too. =)
stay thirsty my friends
I C WAT U DID THAR! NICE! ^_^
DON'T FEED THEM AFTER MIDNIGHT!!!
Hahaha. Best comment ever.
Damn, where do you live? I want in - btw, I'm a girl
sure u are
you know im slowly thinking that most of the population of girls are complete whores.... hummm
And that's bad how?
I came on wondering who could say this was a bad night, but I too would be pretty upset learning I don't remember a night with 4 women
DAMN..... NOW WHATS TEH CHANCES OF THAT.... OR BETTER YET.... WHATS THE CHANCES U WALKED AWAY STD FREE?
any one who says teh has never been layed
hahahhahah at may 19, 2099 1:14am.
U r my hero!!! Ku-fukkin-dos!!!!
regardless of hot or not, 4 is still 4.
even 4 - 2's makes an 8.
Bye bye pocket cash... Hello pavement.
900 people labeled this a bad night. translation 900 people are retarded
to all the people bitching about weither it's mitosis or meiosis: just shut the fuck up! and enjoy that a fellow man slept with 4, let me say it again FOUR! women, dude we sallute you
With examples like that maybe I would've paid more attention when they taught us multiplication in school.
This is exactly why Gremlins was wrong: getting them wet is the best damn idea.
Dream come true.
I want your magical multiplying skills.
Must have been a great night
I bet 4/4 of them have HIV/STDs
Now that's a great morning
In Soviet Russia...Aaaah, fuck it. Freaking epic
that is what i called addition
I'm pretty sure I know you. ;)
Siblings don't count unless your from Arkansas
who said it was a guy?
In all likelihood, you never woke up at all.
so you were the guy that was paying attention in biology. good job...
Since when can 5 porkers fit in one bed. Dont hate just cause this guy scored.
He got them both pregnant.
So you ended up getting two girls pregnant that night at the same time.
Sex is like mayh, add the bed subtract the clothes divide the legs ans hope you dont multiply
This made my life! Lmao
Did you wake up after 9 MONTHS? That would kinda explain it.
you must be black :]
Simple,yet effective. Unlike all this other trash on this site now.
@12:58pm- in soviet Russia, I hate you
You must have got them wet and they multiplied. Just make sure you don't feed them after dark.
you my friend. are a champion among men.
this post is all kinds of win
Ahhh, the American dream.
Disco disco! No no
10:56 go kill yourself.
1:09AM because everyone likes to look at naked girls, but half as many like to look at naked guys. next?
I wish we learned that in highschool.
Gettin some poooooon
Ahh yes the wonderful girls of Chicago... I'm going to guess all the girls were smoking hot too. I love this city, the women are amazing and will do anything.
One in five adults has HSV (herpes). You do the math... Ouch!!!
fuckin amazing I wish I was you 312
U got HIV for sure
That's a win
this is indeed the best night of all time
you can never go wrong with more then one chick
That just means you're more pissed now than when you went to bed
Who ever is looking at the negatives of this is NEVER gonna have it happen to him.
so it was a good night i see
did anyone else think maybe we woke up with a couple of porkers?
dont believe it for a second
Lies. All lies. He hasn't had pussy since pussy had him. He sucks a mean dick, though.
as long as they were hot
This man is king. If we were friends, i would have bought you a crown.
Those were some short pregnancies...
But u don't remember it? What's the point?
Lucky... This never happens to me
Amen love weekends like that
Well that's a winwin
I'm talkin' pedicure on my toes, toes
Sorry friend. That is not a wicked display of magical powers.
That's a little thing called mitosis...
Yea cuz this isn't bs. Any girl that freaky would much rather get a guy to herself. Funny but keep dreaming
*also from 112, correcting ppl on this post is the reason i can wake up with 4 females on my bed, and you with a laptop with the toilet paper stuck on your wrist and jaw....
this city, before I leave brush my teeth with a bottle of jack...
my hero!!!!!! hopfully you wrapped up
I think this could possibly be my psych prof...
in 9 months your going to have 4 children my man.... or if its a woman then 4 STDS...and yet its still an epin Win
U fucking tool. Lmfao
Oh shit man props to you!!!
Lmfao at 7:01June 15
I'm quite jealous of this :)
by the way im a girl :P
I stuk a dildo in their vag and then in my teachers butt
im pretty sure ^hes 12
Dude that's fucking righteous, you are the shit!
My fucking hero
Got my glasses i am out the door i going hit the...
One in five adults has HSV (herpes). You do the math... Ouch!!!
May 27, 2009 4:25PM
Look to ur left and to ur right in that bed, if they don't have it, guess who does!
too bad they were all lesbian they played among them selves lol
That's better than me goin to bed with one wakin up wit two. Damn.
May 24, 2009 6:43AM that was a wonderful description if that is true
There is only two ways this could be true... The guy is fabio... It's a lesbian.
Directed at the people saying mitosis... It's meiosis that works to produce gametes u dumbfucks, mitosis is duplication of the somatic cells.
My hero man haha
Your Mom and sister stepped in? :P Just kidding,awesome night
Dude... Teach me..
If this is real that is one of the most epic wins of all
Score, that happens to me everyweek
I hope they woke up with dirty sanchezs and a dildo in their vag
Lmao at "Large and in charge"
In soviet russia home goes to you
And 9 months later...out pop four more babies
He might've fucked the two frirsty. Believe me.... Not many can handle 4. Pure experience from people who live the lifestyle.
great night, I've been that girl before fours always better than two
Alpha as the fuck
Wow u r very lucky. I am a girl.
This happened to me before..but I'm a girl. And I'm straight.. I had fun though
I remember leaving a huge steaming pile on your chest.
june 21 1:09
who says there's anything wrong with that?
don't let a buch of sheep's opinions stop the party
If you could remember it, it would be a phenomenal night. But just knowing it happened makes it a good night haha
Was it your birthday? Lol. *applaudes*
Well I saw u there.. We split them up.. 2 for u and the rest for me...
ok wait wait ... so there was this other post thingy and she like did 3 marines and ppl were telling her she was like a fucking WHORE and slut and all this shit and this jackass goes to bed with 2 women and wakes up with 4 and hes a hero WTF is that???????????? EXPLAIN PLEASE
two of those chicks had beards .....dude i saw them leave your pad
Coz when I leave for the night I ain't coming back ...
You are personally the luckiest man alive
If you ever in the 312. Holla at a playa. If you ever in the 213. Hola ata playa.
Can we say "AIDS"?
i now have a new hero!
USC 34 - Notre Dame 27
Um why do guys want sooo many girls. How's 1 not enough lol just sayin
6:02 sucks for you!!
but in all seriousness, thats fuckin awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ay man my brada I did da tht be da rightious my brada wit it
I love you... I will most likely never met you but know that you have my eternal love for that
Way to go!!!
family doesn't count and niether do 10 year olds
I can only say 'impressive' you must've been hammered to not know how the fuck that happened...
i got you beat. i had 11. 5 on my right and 5 on my left. 1 on my cock
I wish I wear there!!
I wish I where there!! It couldve been an even 12, unless ur name is smalldude cuz u have a small dick.. That wouldn't be cool!
I'm starting to like 10/27 816
Fuk off ur a fkn liar
I think the sender of this text is a girl, and this post is way overated.
At some point in the night, you recieved the Midas touch of threesomes. Use it wisely, grasshopper.
U woke up with 4...
Forget the girls. Does it work with hundred dollar bills?
Lol same thing has happen to me
926 people are retarded Jealous fucks
txt 978-853-7785 If u say something funny or awsoem u get free xbox live membership
Even if they two were lesbians, I would still count this as a win.
Their Friends Must have visited them in the Middle of the night!
1:09 - Conquered vs being conquered. Women are to be conquered, men are the conquerors. If you don't like it go lesbian.
Plus, sluts definition is a women having multiple sex partners..
2 sisters, huh
The rest-of-the-world dream too...
I remember dumping a STEAMING PILE ON YOUR CHEST
See how the world sucks..why does a man get away wirh bangin more than 1chick and its ok but a woman doing that to men is just down right nasty?
Lol I bet they calls they're freinds... Lucky u
ever 11:11, i wish for a night like this
fix the "o"
so you knocked up both of them?
Were the other two sisters of te two u started out with?
Maybe you were just still seeing double!
I only go to bed after the bar with one and wake up with two! Lucky S.O.B.
Doin werk son!
EPIC WIN on your part i shall now worship you as my god christians got nothing on this
Good one to tell the grandchildren
The other two girls were his daughter and wife
and to the dumbass moaning about meiosis, you are wrong. the girls multiplied spontaneously in the same manner as a cell performing mitosis.
Nothing wrong with a porker, so why would there be anything wrong with 5 porkers. Large and in charge.
im going to go out on a limb here and guess that you're fat
in soviet russia they wake up with yu
either you got very lucky that night or both the original have incredibly fast reproductive systems and you fucked your daugthers
If I had a Nickel..
For shure just killed two people and cut them in half
You are my fucking hero!!!
ooh im sooo jealous!!!!! i wish i could have been there so u could punished me like the naughty lil girl i am
Damn talk about luck
That would be cool if you remembered it...
UR SO FUKIN LUCKY!
Not a good night... an amazzzzinnnggg night
Hahahaha...he said stay thirsty my friends!!! Classic.
Maybe it Finally happened. You got so drunk you saw half.
Goooooood fucking night
these pretzels are making me Firsty!
Dude i just wanna do a squirrel in the butt right now...
Who your mom and your grandma??
One of em is ur mom and the other... Well even worse
back at u 701, correcting someone with your nerdy little remarks on TFLN proves you my lonely dungeons and dragons afficionado are a dousche. royal elite dousche.
How do over 2000 people see this as a bad night
Damn son ur good
Been there done that!
4 what? Guys? I bet they were!
Does his mom and sisters count in that
How many fingers were they holding up?
ok i seriously believe that you deserve to wear the paper crown you can buy at burger king and all the people must bow b4 u because you are the fuckin shit! nice
You were just so hammered or so high u don't remember lol:)
I've heard of seeing double, but seeing 1/2 that's drunk!!!
No one should hate on you ever. I can safely say your the only one that can fix our economy. I'll try to pass a bill giving you 10 trillion dollars and multiply that till were out of this hell hole recession. secondly I don't know how freaky that night was but the fact you had 4 girls in your bedroom doing things to you that you may or may not remember is always a plus. Just install a security camera in your room next time for evidence
Beverly hill's bayybayy!
this could have easily been some teenage girl.. even then it's hot and I'm 43
why are people saying its a bad night?
Can somebody please moderate "firsty" off this site? It's really just getting plain annoying.
I don't see a problem with that
They prolly had babies while he was sleeping.
Since Ima guy, I always thought it would be cool of I woke up after passing out, with like a chick who fucked me when I was unconcious.
remember going home with three girls!!
woke up with three dudes!!!!!!
omg diz is so funny lfmao!
@10:45 a key that opens many locks is a master key. A lock that is opened by many keys is a shifty lock.
That's inspirational... I'll try it with guys next time
Get wasted at parties this could happen to you
Best Night Ever!
Please teach me your ways!
i love your life
so 2 fatties divided into 4 bitches?
Sometimes, you're just so drunk, you end up seeing half.
Does this means you got both of them pregnant?? hahaha jk That's pretty awesome...
That's the opposite of drunk vision... How does that work... Oh I get it when you got home they were skinny... When you woke up they both weighed as much as 2?
MATH MAKED MINE BRAIN HURT
Trying on all these clothes, clothes
hey man 4 3's is a 12 on the scale, THATS HOT
How can any one give this a thumbs down
Good I think that u are in soviet Russia
@July 10, 2009 3:39PM
Fuck you asshole!
Someone had babiesss
He impregnated both of them. And had two baby girls! Not so lucky! Haha
Shirt of this and two fists way up...
Make them swallow ur pee
Are u sure it wasn't the other way around?
4:27 is a dipshit.
you are the fucking man
You need to remember to turn your swag off at night. If you don't you'll keep on ending up covered in bitches. Wait... That's not so bad...
I want this on my tombstone. In fact, I believe my grandchildren will want this on my tombstone.
wake up in the mornin feelin like p diddy......
Eeew...your mom and sister joined in!
IMA FIRE MAH LAZER
Were they chinese they could have multiplied
Smalldude is a L-I-A-R.
look again son, it is 1 very heavy girl, a dwarf and 2 boys... sober up... love, mom.
Are you sure you woke up?
Prime example of a ftw moment I want to be in this mans shoes!!
We multiply exponentially at night.
@anonymous stfu we don't care. Fired.
No proof no truth
i heard if u throw water on them that happens
are yuh sure diz supposed girls were girls? cuz i saw u last nite and 2 of them were boy fuckin da girls while u were all sick of alcohol wanting somethin! sorry u wish u get it and lucky cuz at least u aint got da sida! lolz
Damn. I'm a girl and I'm pretty impressed and a little jealous haha
That's wats up in chi town
Holy shit. They're multiplying!
Should probably get urself checked out I bet one of them was desperate for a reason
You impregnated the first two.
U are a lucky F A G
Isn't multiplication great
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You shall be known as the true alpha male!
9 months flies by
that's how Chicago does it
is that possible ?!
Way to go champ!
Did you go into a 9 month coma?
Either the two girls called some friends or they were your sisters
Haha ooooooooohhhhh. Rrrrriiiigghhttttt
You have given me hope for this dark desolate world
1/4 women have an STD. congrats!
I envy you...so much
The funny thing is, a girl would never be excited to have this happen with guys. Bc although two girls makeing out is hot, as a girl I have to admit, but two or more guys, not.
i'd be more amazed if he didnt get STD's or something that night. at least u knew 2 of them
Thug life *pumps shotgun*
Gremlins propagate when u get them wet
You deserve a parade
got em both pregnant huh?
4 makes it a quad team tonight ya!
Someone forgot to turn off his swag.
The reverse drunken double vision will get ya every time. As long as you don't go to bed with 2 skinny girls and wake up with 4 big girls, i think you played a good game.
Bull shit ur dick is to small to please even half a chick
Sounds like you forgot to turn off your swag
Oh noes!! They be multiplying when we ain't looking!!!!
Were they pregnant girls?
Those extra '2 girls' were metaphors for AIDS and Herpes.
...there was also a cup, a fingerpainting and lots of brown paint everywhere.
and THEN you woke up for real
Shit dude nice
I salute you sir!
Next time it will be 5 (:
Sleeping quadruple in a single bed.....
A necessary addition to this site would be a "great night" button
awesome ur the man (not)
He probably thought he came home with two hotties, then as he woke he realized he was with 2 giant porkers which both count as 2 people.
Lol. I bet this is real and you shucks reek of jealousy.
Yay for double morning vision! :P
Wow how does that even happen?
... those girls went through mitosis!
Lmao u over achiever, reminds me of prom nights after party, everything is all a blur, I wake up naked with 6 girls n 2 other guys sleeping on the floor n stove n closet n shit lol
Were they pregnant?
That is absolutely fucking epic! Literally FUCKING epic lol
Women are lucky to wake up with BadMitch, www.badmitch.com
I once came home with 4 girls and woke up with 8, cuz I'm black
Pssshh only 4?!
If you put a thumbs down on this you are a communist
Like a boss...
1 out of ever 4 people has HIV and there was 5 people in bed? Sucks Brah
Dam wish I was there
on behalf of anyone who has ever had a one night stand, i salute you
Talent at it's best
Your mom and your sister got in with you!
Who said this was a guy?
@1:43 33million people in the world have HIV. World population? Almost 8billion, your retarded. And theres a cure for HIV now using stem cells, so really, who gives a shit???
1 std 2stds 3stds 4stds wtf
Epic... Enough said
"Winning" Charlie Sheen saying
Really jealous, even though I'm a girl(::
That's fucking awesome! Hopefully you can remember some of it!
Woah were they hot
Well. Fucking. Done.
At that point, whisper thank you to your penis and then sprint your ass to the nearest clinic!
Project X !
312 reppin chi town
I so wanna be you right now
Git r done
Props dude...I think I was there ;)
Trannies for shure.
Kinda like gremlins ... When they get wet they reproduce
So you woke up with two hookers, your mom, and sister!!! Good for you!!!
I'ma call bullshit.
"So did I"\n -Mom