I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
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I'm a little jealous and i'm a girl.
me too. me too. =)
stay thirsty my friends
I C WAT U DID THAR! NICE! ^_^
DON'T FEED THEM AFTER MIDNIGHT!!!
Hahaha. Best comment ever.
Damn, where do you live? I want in - btw, I'm a girl
sure u are
you know im slowly thinking that most of the population of girls are complete whores.... hummm
And that's bad how?
I came on wondering who could say this was a bad night, but I too would be pretty upset learning I don't remember a night with 4 women
DAMN..... NOW WHATS TEH CHANCES OF THAT.... OR BETTER YET.... WHATS THE CHANCES U WALKED AWAY STD FREE?
any one who says teh has never been layed
U r my hero!!! Ku-fukkin-dos!!!!
regardless of hot or not, 4 is still 4.
even 4 - 2's makes an 8.
hahahhahah at may 19, 2099 1:14am.
so you were the guy that was paying attention in biology. good job...
In all likelihood, you never woke up at all.
Bye bye pocket cash... Hello pavement.
900 people labeled this a bad night. translation 900 people are retarded
Dream come true.
that is what i called addition
I'm pretty sure I know you. ;)
to all the people bitching about weither it's mitosis or meiosis: just shut the fuck up! and enjoy that a fellow man slept with 4, let me say it again FOUR! women, dude we sallute you
Must have been a great night
In Soviet Russia...Aaaah, fuck it. Freaking epic
This is exactly why Gremlins was wrong: getting them wet is the best damn idea.
I want your magical multiplying skills.
With examples like that maybe I would've paid more attention when they taught us multiplication in school.
Now that's a great morning
I bet 4/4 of them have HIV/STDs
Siblings don't count unless your from Arkansas
Ahhh, the American dream.
Simple,yet effective. Unlike all this other trash on this site now.
Sex is like mayh, add the bed subtract the clothes divide the legs ans hope you dont multiply
This made my life! Lmao
you must be black :]
who said it was a guy?
You must have got them wet and they multiplied. Just make sure you don't feed them after dark.
He got them both pregnant.
Those were some short pregnancies...
U got HIV for sure
Disco disco! No no
Did you wake up after 9 MONTHS? That would kinda explain it.
I wish we learned that in highschool.
Since when can 5 porkers fit in one bed. Dont hate just cause this guy scored.
@12:58pm- in soviet Russia, I hate you
dont believe it for a second
So you ended up getting two girls pregnant that night at the same time.
you my friend. are a champion among men.
One in five adults has HSV (herpes). You do the math... Ouch!!!
this post is all kinds of win
Gettin some poooooon
Ahh yes the wonderful girls of Chicago... I'm going to guess all the girls were smoking hot too. I love this city, the women are amazing and will do anything.
But u don't remember it? What's the point?
That just means you're more pissed now than when you went to bed
1:09AM because everyone likes to look at naked girls, but half as many like to look at naked guys. next?
you can never go wrong with more then one chick
I think this could possibly be my psych prof...
Who ever is looking at the negatives of this is NEVER gonna have it happen to him.
Dude that's fucking righteous, you are the shit!
My fucking hero
so it was a good night i see
10:56 go kill yourself.
did anyone else think maybe we woke up with a couple of porkers?
I'm talkin' pedicure on my toes, toes
I stuk a dildo in their vag and then in my teachers butt
im pretty sure ^hes 12
Sorry friend. That is not a wicked display of magical powers.
That's a little thing called mitosis...
U fucking tool. Lmfao
Yea cuz this isn't bs. Any girl that freaky would much rather get a guy to herself. Funny but keep dreaming
fuckin amazing I wish I was you 312
too bad they were all lesbian they played among them selves lol
He might've fucked the two frirsty. Believe me.... Not many can handle 4. Pure experience from people who live the lifestyle.
That's a win
Amen love weekends like that
I'm quite jealous of this :)
by the way im a girl :P
this is indeed the best night of all time
Well that's a winwin
Lucky... This never happens to me
Oh shit man props to you!!!
Lies. All lies. He hasn't had pussy since pussy had him. He sucks a mean dick, though.
My hero man haha
Lmao at "Large and in charge"
my hero!!!!!! hopfully you wrapped up
this city, before I leave brush my teeth with a bottle of jack...
two of those chicks had beards .....dude i saw them leave your pad
june 21 1:09
who says there's anything wrong with that?
don't let a buch of sheep's opinions stop the party
in 9 months your going to have 4 children my man.... or if its a woman then 4 STDS...and yet its still an epin Win
May 24, 2009 6:43AM that was a wonderful description if that is true
Coz when I leave for the night I ain't coming back ...
Lmfao at 7:01June 15
There is only two ways this could be true... The guy is fabio... It's a lesbian.
as long as they were hot
This happened to me before..but I'm a girl. And I'm straight.. I had fun though
One in five adults has HSV (herpes). You do the math... Ouch!!!
May 27, 2009 4:25PM
Look to ur left and to ur right in that bed, if they don't have it, guess who does!
Well I saw u there.. We split them up.. 2 for u and the rest for me...
I hope they woke up with dirty sanchezs and a dildo in their vag
Wow u r very lucky. I am a girl.
Your Mom and sister stepped in? :P Just kidding,awesome night
Score, that happens to me everyweek
I can only say 'impressive' you must've been hammered to not know how the fuck that happened...
Dude... Teach me..
Got my glasses i am out the door i going hit the...
*also from 112, correcting ppl on this post is the reason i can wake up with 4 females on my bed, and you with a laptop with the toilet paper stuck on your wrist and jaw....
i now have a new hero!
That's better than me goin to bed with one wakin up wit two. Damn.
This man is king. If we were friends, i would have bought you a crown.
If you could remember it, it would be a phenomenal night. But just knowing it happened makes it a good night haha
In soviet russia home goes to you
You are personally the luckiest man alive
And 9 months later...out pop four more babies
If this is real that is one of the most epic wins of all
ok wait wait ... so there was this other post thingy and she like did 3 marines and ppl were telling her she was like a fucking WHORE and slut and all this shit and this jackass goes to bed with 2 women and wakes up with 4 and hes a hero WTF is that???????????? EXPLAIN PLEASE
U woke up with 4...
Directed at the people saying mitosis... It's meiosis that works to produce gametes u dumbfucks, mitosis is duplication of the somatic cells.
At some point in the night, you recieved the Midas touch of threesomes. Use it wisely, grasshopper.
If I had a Nickel..
Um why do guys want sooo many girls. How's 1 not enough lol just sayin
I remember leaving a huge steaming pile on your chest.
926 people are retarded Jealous fucks
Was it your birthday? Lol. *applaudes*
I think the sender of this text is a girl, and this post is way overated.
Lol I bet they calls they're freinds... Lucky u
great night, I've been that girl before fours always better than two
USC 34 - Notre Dame 27
6:02 sucks for you!!
but in all seriousness, thats fuckin awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol same thing has happen to me
Ay man my brada I did da tht be da rightious my brada wit it
Can we say "AIDS"?
Fuk off ur a fkn liar
I love you... I will most likely never met you but know that you have my eternal love for that
Were the other two sisters of te two u started out with?
Dude i just wanna do a squirrel in the butt right now...
Their Friends Must have visited them in the Middle of the night!
Maybe you were just still seeing double!
I only go to bed after the bar with one and wake up with two! Lucky S.O.B.
2 sisters, huh
If you ever in the 312. Holla at a playa. If you ever in the 213. Hola ata playa.
in soviet russia they wake up with yu
1:09 - Conquered vs being conquered. Women are to be conquered, men are the conquerors. If you don't like it go lesbian.
Plus, sluts definition is a women having multiple sex partners..
i got you beat. i had 11. 5 on my right and 5 on my left. 1 on my cock
I wish I wear there!!
I wish I where there!! It couldve been an even 12, unless ur name is smalldude cuz u have a small dick.. That wouldn't be cool!
Way to go!!!
ooh im sooo jealous!!!!! i wish i could have been there so u could punished me like the naughty lil girl i am
I remember dumping a STEAMING PILE ON YOUR CHEST
The other two girls were his daughter and wife
I'm starting to like 10/27 816
txt 978-853-7785 If u say something funny or awsoem u get free xbox live membership
Alpha as the fuck
Good one to tell the grandchildren
The rest-of-the-world dream too...
Forget the girls. Does it work with hundred dollar bills?
family doesn't count and niether do 10 year olds
so you knocked up both of them?
Doin werk son!
fix the "o"
Maybe it Finally happened. You got so drunk you saw half.
How many fingers were they holding up?
UR SO FUKIN LUCKY!
Been there done that!
either you got very lucky that night or both the original have incredibly fast reproductive systems and you fucked your daugthers
and to the dumbass moaning about meiosis, you are wrong. the girls multiplied spontaneously in the same manner as a cell performing mitosis.
ever 11:11, i wish for a night like this
You were just so hammered or so high u don't remember lol:)
Goooooood fucking night
Not a good night... an amazzzzinnnggg night
That would be cool if you remembered it...
EPIC WIN on your part i shall now worship you as my god christians got nothing on this
See how the world sucks..why does a man get away wirh bangin more than 1chick and its ok but a woman doing that to men is just down right nasty?
One of em is ur mom and the other... Well even worse
back at u 701, correcting someone with your nerdy little remarks on TFLN proves you my lonely dungeons and dragons afficionado are a dousche. royal elite dousche.
why are people saying its a bad night?
Damn talk about luck
Nothing wrong with a porker, so why would there be anything wrong with 5 porkers. Large and in charge.
im going to go out on a limb here and guess that you're fat
For shure just killed two people and cut them in half
Hahahaha...he said stay thirsty my friends!!! Classic.
Who your mom and your grandma??
I've heard of seeing double, but seeing 1/2 that's drunk!!!
Sometimes, you're just so drunk, you end up seeing half.
Even if they two were lesbians, I would still count this as a win.
@10:45 a key that opens many locks is a master key. A lock that is opened by many keys is a shifty lock.
Since Ima guy, I always thought it would be cool of I woke up after passing out, with like a chick who fucked me when I was unconcious.
Does his mom and sisters count in that
No one should hate on you ever. I can safely say your the only one that can fix our economy. I'll try to pass a bill giving you 10 trillion dollars and multiply that till were out of this hell hole recession. secondly I don't know how freaky that night was but the fact you had 4 girls in your bedroom doing things to you that you may or may not remember is always a plus. Just install a security camera in your room next time for evidence
i love your life
4 what? Guys? I bet they were!
You are my fucking hero!!!
this could have easily been some teenage girl.. even then it's hot and I'm 43
That's inspirational... I'll try it with guys next time
Damn son ur good
Can somebody please moderate "firsty" off this site? It's really just getting plain annoying.
remember going home with three girls!!
woke up with three dudes!!!!!!
omg diz is so funny lfmao!
these pretzels are making me Firsty!
Get wasted at parties this could happen to you
How do over 2000 people see this as a bad night
They prolly had babies while he was sleeping.
Beverly hill's bayybayy!
I don't see a problem with that
4:27 is a dipshit.
Please teach me your ways!
Best Night Ever!
Does this means you got both of them pregnant?? hahaha jk That's pretty awesome...
hey man 4 3's is a 12 on the scale, THATS HOT
i heard if u throw water on them that happens
MATH MAKED MINE BRAIN HURT
Good I think that u are in soviet Russia
He impregnated both of them. And had two baby girls! Not so lucky! Haha
IMA FIRE MAH LAZER
That's the opposite of drunk vision... How does that work... Oh I get it when you got home they were skinny... When you woke up they both weighed as much as 2?
Trying on all these clothes, clothes
@July 10, 2009 3:39PM
Fuck you asshole!
Were they chinese they could have multiplied
Holy shit. They're multiplying!
Eeew...your mom and sister joined in!
so 2 fatties divided into 4 bitches?
ok i seriously believe that you deserve to wear the paper crown you can buy at burger king and all the people must bow b4 u because you are the fuckin shit! nice
How can any one give this a thumbs down
wake up in the mornin feelin like p diddy......
Someone had babiesss
Make them swallow ur pee
We multiply exponentially at night.
look again son, it is 1 very heavy girl, a dwarf and 2 boys... sober up... love, mom.
are yuh sure diz supposed girls were girls? cuz i saw u last nite and 2 of them were boy fuckin da girls while u were all sick of alcohol wanting somethin! sorry u wish u get it and lucky cuz at least u aint got da sida! lolz
Are u sure it wasn't the other way around?
you are the fucking man
Damn. I'm a girl and I'm pretty impressed and a little jealous haha
You shall be known as the true alpha male!
The reverse drunken double vision will get ya every time. As long as you don't go to bed with 2 skinny girls and wake up with 4 big girls, i think you played a good game.
@anonymous stfu we don't care. Fired.
That's wats up in chi town
Shirt of this and two fists way up...
Are you sure you woke up?
Prime example of a ftw moment I want to be in this mans shoes!!
Smalldude is a L-I-A-R.
Did you go into a 9 month coma?
Should probably get urself checked out I bet one of them was desperate for a reason
I want this on my tombstone. In fact, I believe my grandchildren will want this on my tombstone.
You need to remember to turn your swag off at night. If you don't you'll keep on ending up covered in bitches. Wait... That's not so bad...
Someone forgot to turn off his swag.
You have given me hope for this dark desolate world
that's how Chicago does it
Were they pregnant?
Those extra '2 girls' were metaphors for AIDS and Herpes.
Either the two girls called some friends or they were your sisters
You impregnated the first two.
No proof no truth
Haha ooooooooohhhhh. Rrrrriiiigghhttttt
Isn't multiplication great
9 months flies by
Wow how does that even happen?
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The funny thing is, a girl would never be excited to have this happen with guys. Bc although two girls makeing out is hot, as a girl I have to admit, but two or more guys, not.
is that possible ?!
U are a lucky F A G
i'd be more amazed if he didnt get STD's or something that night. at least u knew 2 of them
You deserve a parade
got em both pregnant huh?
Oh noes!! They be multiplying when we ain't looking!!!!
Sounds like you forgot to turn off your swag
Way to go champ!
I envy you...so much
Bull shit ur dick is to small to please even half a chick
Gremlins propagate when u get them wet
on behalf of anyone who has ever had a one night stand, i salute you
and THEN you woke up for real
Lol. I bet this is real and you shucks reek of jealousy.
... those girls went through mitosis!
He probably thought he came home with two hotties, then as he woke he realized he was with 2 giant porkers which both count as 2 people.
Were they pregnant girls?
awesome ur the man (not)
4 makes it a quad team tonight ya!
Thug life *pumps shotgun*
I salute you sir!
Sleeping quadruple in a single bed.....
A necessary addition to this site would be a "great night" button
1 out of ever 4 people has HIV and there was 5 people in bed? Sucks Brah
Yay for double morning vision! :P
Next time it will be 5 (:
...there was also a cup, a fingerpainting and lots of brown paint everywhere.
At that point, whisper thank you to your penis and then sprint your ass to the nearest clinic!
That is absolutely fucking epic! Literally FUCKING epic lol
Shit dude nice
1 std 2stds 3stds 4stds wtf
If you put a thumbs down on this you are a communist
I once came home with 4 girls and woke up with 8, cuz I'm black
1/4 women have an STD. congrats!
Women are lucky to wake up with BadMitch, www.badmitch.com
Dam wish I was there
Lmao u over achiever, reminds me of prom nights after party, everything is all a blur, I wake up naked with 6 girls n 2 other guys sleeping on the floor n stove n closet n shit lol
Like a boss...
@1:43 33million people in the world have HIV. World population? Almost 8billion, your retarded. And theres a cure for HIV now using stem cells, so really, who gives a shit???
Your mom and your sister got in with you!
Pssshh only 4?!
Talent at it's best
Really jealous, even though I'm a girl(::
Epic... Enough said
That's fucking awesome! Hopefully you can remember some of it!
Well. Fucking. Done.
Project X !
Woah were they hot
Who said this was a guy?
312 reppin chi town
"Winning" Charlie Sheen saying
Git r done
I so wanna be you right now
Props dude...I think I was there ;)
Trannies for shure.
Kinda like gremlins ... When they get wet they reproduce
So you woke up with two hookers, your mom, and sister!!! Good for you!!!
I'ma call bullshit.
"So did I"\n -Mom