I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
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I'm a little jealous and i'm a girl.
me too. me too. =)
stay thirsty my friends
I C WAT U DID THAR! NICE! ^_^
DON'T FEED THEM AFTER MIDNIGHT!!!
Hahaha. Best comment ever.
Damn, where do you live? I want in - btw, I'm a girl
sure u are
you know im slowly thinking that most of the population of girls are complete whores.... hummm
And that's bad how?
I came on wondering who could say this was a bad night, but I too would be pretty upset learning I don't remember a night with 4 women
DAMN..... NOW WHATS TEH CHANCES OF THAT.... OR BETTER YET.... WHATS THE CHANCES U WALKED AWAY STD FREE?
any one who says teh has never been layed
hahahhahah at may 19, 2099 1:14am.
regardless of hot or not, 4 is still 4.
even 4 - 2's makes an 8.
U r my hero!!! Ku-fukkin-dos!!!!
Bye bye pocket cash... Hello pavement.
900 people labeled this a bad night. translation 900 people are retarded
With examples like that maybe I would've paid more attention when they taught us multiplication in school.
to all the people bitching about weither it's mitosis or meiosis: just shut the fuck up! and enjoy that a fellow man slept with 4, let me say it again FOUR! women, dude we sallute you
Must have been a great night
I bet 4/4 of them have HIV/STDs
In Soviet Russia...Aaaah, fuck it. Freaking epic
Dream come true.
Since when can 5 porkers fit in one bed. Dont hate just cause this guy scored.
He got them both pregnant.
who said it was a guy?
Now that's a great morning
This is exactly why Gremlins was wrong: getting them wet is the best damn idea.
I want your magical multiplying skills.
In all likelihood, you never woke up at all.
I'm pretty sure I know you. ;)
that is what i called addition
you must be black :]
so you were the guy that was paying attention in biology. good job...
Siblings don't count unless your from Arkansas
So you ended up getting two girls pregnant that night at the same time.
Did you wake up after 9 MONTHS? That would kinda explain it.
you my friend. are a champion among men.
Simple,yet effective. Unlike all this other trash on this site now.
@12:58pm- in soviet Russia, I hate you
1:09AM because everyone likes to look at naked girls, but half as many like to look at naked guys. next?
this post is all kinds of win
Sex is like mayh, add the bed subtract the clothes divide the legs ans hope you dont multiply
This made my life! Lmao
10:56 go kill yourself.
Ahhh, the American dream.
Disco disco! No no
I wish we learned that in highschool.
You must have got them wet and they multiplied. Just make sure you don't feed them after dark.
One in five adults has HSV (herpes). You do the math... Ouch!!!
this is indeed the best night of all time
That just means you're more pissed now than when you went to bed
Ahh yes the wonderful girls of Chicago... I'm going to guess all the girls were smoking hot too. I love this city, the women are amazing and will do anything.
U got HIV for sure
That's a win
dont believe it for a second
did anyone else think maybe we woke up with a couple of porkers?
Gettin some poooooon
as long as they were hot
so it was a good night i see
Well that's a winwin
fuckin amazing I wish I was you 312
This man is king. If we were friends, i would have bought you a crown.
Who ever is looking at the negatives of this is NEVER gonna have it happen to him.
you can never go wrong with more then one chick
Lies. All lies. He hasn't had pussy since pussy had him. He sucks a mean dick, though.
But u don't remember it? What's the point?
Those were some short pregnancies...
Lucky... This never happens to me
*also from 112, correcting ppl on this post is the reason i can wake up with 4 females on my bed, and you with a laptop with the toilet paper stuck on your wrist and jaw....
I'm talkin' pedicure on my toes, toes
this city, before I leave brush my teeth with a bottle of jack...
Sorry friend. That is not a wicked display of magical powers.
That's a little thing called mitosis...
Amen love weekends like that
Yea cuz this isn't bs. Any girl that freaky would much rather get a guy to herself. Funny but keep dreaming
I'm quite jealous of this :)
by the way im a girl :P
my hero!!!!!! hopfully you wrapped up
One in five adults has HSV (herpes). You do the math... Ouch!!!
May 27, 2009 4:25PM
Look to ur left and to ur right in that bed, if they don't have it, guess who does!
U fucking tool. Lmfao
I think this could possibly be my psych prof...
Dude that's fucking righteous, you are the shit!
My fucking hero
May 24, 2009 6:43AM that was a wonderful description if that is true
in 9 months your going to have 4 children my man.... or if its a woman then 4 STDS...and yet its still an epin Win
That's better than me goin to bed with one wakin up wit two. Damn.
Oh shit man props to you!!!
Lmfao at 7:01June 15
too bad they were all lesbian they played among them selves lol
Lmao at "Large and in charge"
Got my glasses i am out the door i going hit the...
Your Mom and sister stepped in? :P Just kidding,awesome night
I stuk a dildo in their vag and then in my teachers butt
im pretty sure ^hes 12
Directed at the people saying mitosis... It's meiosis that works to produce gametes u dumbfucks, mitosis is duplication of the somatic cells.
Alpha as the fuck
My hero man haha
And 9 months later...out pop four more babies
Score, that happens to me everyweek
great night, I've been that girl before fours always better than two
There is only two ways this could be true... The guy is fabio... It's a lesbian.
I hope they woke up with dirty sanchezs and a dildo in their vag
Dude... Teach me..
If this is real that is one of the most epic wins of all
june 21 1:09
who says there's anything wrong with that?
don't let a buch of sheep's opinions stop the party
He might've fucked the two frirsty. Believe me.... Not many can handle 4. Pure experience from people who live the lifestyle.
Was it your birthday? Lol. *applaudes*
Well I saw u there.. We split them up.. 2 for u and the rest for me...
If you could remember it, it would be a phenomenal night. But just knowing it happened makes it a good night haha
Wow u r very lucky. I am a girl.
In soviet russia home goes to you
I remember leaving a huge steaming pile on your chest.
You are personally the luckiest man alive
USC 34 - Notre Dame 27
This happened to me before..but I'm a girl. And I'm straight.. I had fun though
Can we say "AIDS"?
two of those chicks had beards .....dude i saw them leave your pad
Fuk off ur a fkn liar
Coz when I leave for the night I ain't coming back ...
Way to go!!!
family doesn't count and niether do 10 year olds
ok wait wait ... so there was this other post thingy and she like did 3 marines and ppl were telling her she was like a fucking WHORE and slut and all this shit and this jackass goes to bed with 2 women and wakes up with 4 and hes a hero WTF is that???????????? EXPLAIN PLEASE
I love you... I will most likely never met you but know that you have my eternal love for that
I can only say 'impressive' you must've been hammered to not know how the fuck that happened...
6:02 sucks for you!!
but in all seriousness, thats fuckin awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i got you beat. i had 11. 5 on my right and 5 on my left. 1 on my cock
I wish I wear there!!
I wish I where there!! It couldve been an even 12, unless ur name is smalldude cuz u have a small dick.. That wouldn't be cool!
Um why do guys want sooo many girls. How's 1 not enough lol just sayin
Even if they two were lesbians, I would still count this as a win.
Ay man my brada I did da tht be da rightious my brada wit it
At some point in the night, you recieved the Midas touch of threesomes. Use it wisely, grasshopper.
I think the sender of this text is a girl, and this post is way overated.
Lol same thing has happen to me
1:09 - Conquered vs being conquered. Women are to be conquered, men are the conquerors. If you don't like it go lesbian.
Plus, sluts definition is a women having multiple sex partners..
Their Friends Must have visited them in the Middle of the night!
I remember dumping a STEAMING PILE ON YOUR CHEST
EPIC WIN on your part i shall now worship you as my god christians got nothing on this
Good one to tell the grandchildren
i now have a new hero!
See how the world sucks..why does a man get away wirh bangin more than 1chick and its ok but a woman doing that to men is just down right nasty?
2 sisters, huh
I'm starting to like 10/27 816
Lol I bet they calls they're freinds... Lucky u
U woke up with 4...
Forget the girls. Does it work with hundred dollar bills?
926 people are retarded Jealous fucks
txt 978-853-7785 If u say something funny or awsoem u get free xbox live membership
The rest-of-the-world dream too...
fix the "o"
Doin werk son!
and to the dumbass moaning about meiosis, you are wrong. the girls multiplied spontaneously in the same manner as a cell performing mitosis.
in soviet russia they wake up with yu
Were the other two sisters of te two u started out with?
I only go to bed after the bar with one and wake up with two! Lucky S.O.B.
ooh im sooo jealous!!!!! i wish i could have been there so u could punished me like the naughty lil girl i am
Maybe you were just still seeing double!
Nothing wrong with a porker, so why would there be anything wrong with 5 porkers. Large and in charge.
im going to go out on a limb here and guess that you're fat
Damn talk about luck
For shure just killed two people and cut them in half
UR SO FUKIN LUCKY!
If I had a Nickel..
If you ever in the 312. Holla at a playa. If you ever in the 213. Hola ata playa.
The other two girls were his daughter and wife
so you knocked up both of them?
You are my fucking hero!!!
Dude i just wanna do a squirrel in the butt right now...
ever 11:11, i wish for a night like this
That would be cool if you remembered it...
Goooooood fucking night
either you got very lucky that night or both the original have incredibly fast reproductive systems and you fucked your daugthers
these pretzels are making me Firsty!
Not a good night... an amazzzzinnnggg night
How do over 2000 people see this as a bad night
Damn son ur good
Hahahaha...he said stay thirsty my friends!!! Classic.
Who your mom and your grandma??
Maybe it Finally happened. You got so drunk you saw half.
back at u 701, correcting someone with your nerdy little remarks on TFLN proves you my lonely dungeons and dragons afficionado are a dousche. royal elite dousche.
One of em is ur mom and the other... Well even worse
Been there done that!
ok i seriously believe that you deserve to wear the paper crown you can buy at burger king and all the people must bow b4 u because you are the fuckin shit! nice
You were just so hammered or so high u don't remember lol:)
4 what? Guys? I bet they were!
How many fingers were they holding up?
I've heard of seeing double, but seeing 1/2 that's drunk!!!
Does his mom and sisters count in that
I don't see a problem with that
Since Ima guy, I always thought it would be cool of I woke up after passing out, with like a chick who fucked me when I was unconcious.
No one should hate on you ever. I can safely say your the only one that can fix our economy. I'll try to pass a bill giving you 10 trillion dollars and multiply that till were out of this hell hole recession. secondly I don't know how freaky that night was but the fact you had 4 girls in your bedroom doing things to you that you may or may not remember is always a plus. Just install a security camera in your room next time for evidence
They prolly had babies while he was sleeping.
Beverly hill's bayybayy!
this could have easily been some teenage girl.. even then it's hot and I'm 43
That's inspirational... I'll try it with guys next time
why are people saying its a bad night?
Please teach me your ways!
i love your life
Get wasted at parties this could happen to you
@10:45 a key that opens many locks is a master key. A lock that is opened by many keys is a shifty lock.
Can somebody please moderate "firsty" off this site? It's really just getting plain annoying.
MATH MAKED MINE BRAIN HURT
Trying on all these clothes, clothes
remember going home with three girls!!
woke up with three dudes!!!!!!
omg diz is so funny lfmao!
so 2 fatties divided into 4 bitches?
That's the opposite of drunk vision... How does that work... Oh I get it when you got home they were skinny... When you woke up they both weighed as much as 2?
Best Night Ever!
Sometimes, you're just so drunk, you end up seeing half.
Does this means you got both of them pregnant?? hahaha jk That's pretty awesome...
hey man 4 3's is a 12 on the scale, THATS HOT
How can any one give this a thumbs down
@July 10, 2009 3:39PM
Fuck you asshole!
Are u sure it wasn't the other way around?
Make them swallow ur pee
Shirt of this and two fists way up...
He impregnated both of them. And had two baby girls! Not so lucky! Haha
Good I think that u are in soviet Russia
you are the fucking man
4:27 is a dipshit.
wake up in the mornin feelin like p diddy......
Someone had babiesss
I want this on my tombstone. In fact, I believe my grandchildren will want this on my tombstone.
You need to remember to turn your swag off at night. If you don't you'll keep on ending up covered in bitches. Wait... That's not so bad...
i heard if u throw water on them that happens
Were they chinese they could have multiplied
are yuh sure diz supposed girls were girls? cuz i saw u last nite and 2 of them were boy fuckin da girls while u were all sick of alcohol wanting somethin! sorry u wish u get it and lucky cuz at least u aint got da sida! lolz
Eeew...your mom and sister joined in!
IMA FIRE MAH LAZER
Are you sure you woke up?
look again son, it is 1 very heavy girl, a dwarf and 2 boys... sober up... love, mom.
Damn. I'm a girl and I'm pretty impressed and a little jealous haha
Smalldude is a L-I-A-R.
@anonymous stfu we don't care. Fired.
We multiply exponentially at night.
That's wats up in chi town
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Prime example of a ftw moment I want to be in this mans shoes!!
Should probably get urself checked out I bet one of them was desperate for a reason
You impregnated the first two.
No proof no truth
Holy shit. They're multiplying!
9 months flies by
Did you go into a 9 month coma?
Either the two girls called some friends or they were your sisters
Isn't multiplication great
You shall be known as the true alpha male!
is that possible ?!
1/4 women have an STD. congrats!
I envy you...so much
You have given me hope for this dark desolate world
Way to go champ!
that's how Chicago does it
Haha ooooooooohhhhh. Rrrrriiiigghhttttt
The funny thing is, a girl would never be excited to have this happen with guys. Bc although two girls makeing out is hot, as a girl I have to admit, but two or more guys, not.
Thug life *pumps shotgun*
i'd be more amazed if he didnt get STD's or something that night. at least u knew 2 of them
The reverse drunken double vision will get ya every time. As long as you don't go to bed with 2 skinny girls and wake up with 4 big girls, i think you played a good game.
Gremlins propagate when u get them wet
You deserve a parade
U are a lucky F A G
4 makes it a quad team tonight ya!
Bull shit ur dick is to small to please even half a chick
Sounds like you forgot to turn off your swag
Someone forgot to turn off his swag.
got em both pregnant huh?
Were they pregnant girls?
Oh noes!! They be multiplying when we ain't looking!!!!
Shit dude nice
...there was also a cup, a fingerpainting and lots of brown paint everywhere.
and THEN you woke up for real
I salute you sir!
Next time it will be 5 (:
A necessary addition to this site would be a "great night" button
awesome ur the man (not)
Lol. I bet this is real and you shucks reek of jealousy.
... those girls went through mitosis!
Those extra '2 girls' were metaphors for AIDS and Herpes.
Lmao u over achiever, reminds me of prom nights after party, everything is all a blur, I wake up naked with 6 girls n 2 other guys sleeping on the floor n stove n closet n shit lol
He probably thought he came home with two hotties, then as he woke he realized he was with 2 giant porkers which both count as 2 people.
Wow how does that even happen?
Yay for double morning vision! :P
That is absolutely fucking epic! Literally FUCKING epic lol
Were they pregnant?
I once came home with 4 girls and woke up with 8, cuz I'm black
Women are lucky to wake up with BadMitch, www.badmitch.com
Sleeping quadruple in a single bed.....
If you put a thumbs down on this you are a communist
Like a boss...
Pssshh only 4?!
on behalf of anyone who has ever had a one night stand, i salute you
1 out of ever 4 people has HIV and there was 5 people in bed? Sucks Brah
Dam wish I was there
Talent at it's best
Who said this was a guy?
@1:43 33million people in the world have HIV. World population? Almost 8billion, your retarded. And theres a cure for HIV now using stem cells, so really, who gives a shit???
Epic... Enough said
Your mom and your sister got in with you!
1 std 2stds 3stds 4stds wtf
That's fucking awesome! Hopefully you can remember some of it!
Woah were they hot
Really jealous, even though I'm a girl(::
Well. Fucking. Done.
"Winning" Charlie Sheen saying
At that point, whisper thank you to your penis and then sprint your ass to the nearest clinic!
312 reppin chi town
Project X !
Git r done
I so wanna be you right now
Props dude...I think I was there ;)
Trannies for shure.
Kinda like gremlins ... When they get wet they reproduce
So you woke up with two hookers, your mom, and sister!!! Good for you!!!
I'ma call bullshit.
"So did I"\n -Mom