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  • 94 37
    Submitted by colan08 on Sep 7, 11 at 2:18pm

    Short, black dress and a martini...?

  • 60 41
    Submitted by Kirak on Sep 7, 11 at 9:28pm

    Surprisingly you can order such a shirt by clicking the link right below this text...

  • 63 51
    Submitted by carter_ronin on Sep 7, 11 at 2:10pm

    ? short skirt, no panties...

  • 41 39
    Submitted by Portcityliving on Sep 7, 11 at 5:17pm

    A condom costume with earrings?

  • 42 45
    Submitted by bttrdenu on Sep 7, 11 at 10:26pm

    A classy top and no pants

  • 43 47
    Submitted by TubeSounding on Sep 7, 11 at 2:52pm

    RuPaul?

  • 43 50
    Submitted by bandkid27 on Sep 7, 11 at 6:32pm

    go naked with a condom strapped to you. that should work.

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Skittlehunter on Sep 7, 11 at 5:22pm

    A bikini made of dental floss with wrapped condoms for the necessary solid bits.

  • 35 48
    Submitted by kclu10 on Sep 8, 11 at 2:41am

    Lololol.