He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
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Maybe his bowling/darts league is on Mondays.
According to Garfield, arent Monday's supposed to "blow"?
Either the girl he's thinking about while fucking you is someone he can connect with on Monday, or the sex is so bad that you're not worth missing the kickoff. Either way, he needs to cut and run because you're not all that. Next time don't be a wet blanket.
yea if you can form coherent thought then you're doing it wrong
He was checking to see if he had enough time between bangin you and his appointment to sell his sperm.
In his defense, he forgot to TiVo how I met your mother
Dude had somewhere to be
He was just phoning it in. Move on
Had to get back to the wife/ girlfriend.
Thought of Day. Promptly ejaculated.
Definitely late for a date
No! It's Wednesday! And, now, he can't get it up for you! LOL