Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
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I can't believe anybody could possibly give this a thumbs down
i am going to stick my cock in your mouth and ejaculate.
The man or woman who calls fake is a fake. Obviously real heshe doesn't have sex anyplace apparently. Pusssyy.
HAHAHA fucking awesome.
Haha nothing like the second cumming.... And when u do give praise ... Haha heard that somewhere
Saint barbara's, crystal cathedral, hmmm wonder what church???
Hahahaha, I'd feel so awesome:)
Similar thing happened with me
Church bells go off every hour and half hour from 7am-7pm so the chances of this happening are high.
In soviet russia they dont have church bells.
Come on now, your hand isn't THAT good!!
I came on Jesus once.
Cumming makes me thirsty.
Ah keeping it real in my area code...OC b keepin it classy ahahahahahahah
my favorite so far :)
Best one yet... I'm jealous!
god loves you and your right hand
fuck off 2:22
where is Orange County do you live next to a church that actually has bells ?
Fucking app truncating posts!!
...but we were in the Hilton in Pittsburg and it was a fireworks show at 3 Rivers Stadium. FTW!!
Dam. That's amazing lol
OP never said anything about having sex :) But that is still pretty epic.
Congradulated you? Erectile disfunction or something??
Finally a tfln worth reading!!
These pretzels are making me cum
God made hot white girls. He must be horny as hell
ummm i havent seen a church bell in OC
Punzi punzi punzi parapa punzi punzi punzi
Probaby God warning you to stop jacking off so much!
4:04 DAWWWW! WHOOPED!! hahaha
Cooked Goose!!! Cooked Goose for Everyone!!!!!!!!
Sum funny shit!
So when did the other guy?
Haha that's truely amazing
I honestly think this is the best one yet
I can't stop laughing
LMAO!!! Best. Thing. EVER!!!!!
WIN FOR YOU! hahaha thats PRO
Epic Orgasm. Congrats
the same thing happened to me a few weeks ago, i felt like i was being damned for being a champion
Jesus lord your a hero