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  • Submitted by arthurlux on Nov 10, 11 at 4:18pm

    In that case "we" will also have to settle for some clitlicking too. Return the favor, asshole.

  • Submitted by firsts_r_douches on Nov 10, 11 at 4:50pm

    Or "we" will settle for you giving yourself a handjob.

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      Submitted by Bubula on Nov 10, 11 at 5:20pm

      you get a thumbs up just for your name!!

  • Submitted by shadowfenix on Nov 10, 11 at 4:48pm

    Speaking as a man from Roswell, I sincerely apologize on behalf of this southern "gentleman" for not being considerate enough to reciprocate.

  • Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Nov 10, 11 at 5:17pm

    Why would you even put up with that shit? Tell that douchebag to drive to the fucking gas station.

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      Submitted by slammin211s on Nov 10, 11 at 6:48pm

      my sentiments exactly sir .... i hoofed it to the gas station once (too drunk to drive) .... unfortunately for me she was passed out once i got back but the effort still counts

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        Submitted by skatedonthate on Nov 12, 11 at 3:34am

        hooved it? ha that's classic

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      Submitted by slythwolf on Nov 16, 11 at 2:00am

      Fuck that shit, trying it in the first place = tell him to drive home and lose my number.

  • Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 10, 11 at 5:34pm

    christ at least give her a couple fingers while tonguebashin the clit

  • Submitted by thatpeskyguy on Nov 10, 11 at 6:32pm

    I consider getting the chick off orally foreplay that way whatever happens after is fair game.

  • Submitted by SnarkyKansan on Nov 11, 11 at 3:52am

    oh honey i'm sorry, i just got a massive migraine. i guess "we" will be sleeping alone.

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    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Nov 11, 11 at 11:40am

    Be Prepared! Even a cub scout knows that!

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    Submitted by bellatheresa on Nov 11, 11 at 12:25am

    and the douchebag of the year award goes to...!

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    Submitted by xo_lily on Nov 11, 11 at 3:29pm

    favor for favor

  • Submitted by bigdickplaya on Nov 10, 11 at 8:11pm

    Dont be a dummy come on her tummy.

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    Submitted by Nero905 on Nov 11, 11 at 9:28am

    Or someone would have to get a condom..

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    Submitted by Summer2397 on Nov 11, 11 at 6:06pm

    Shadow-Thank you! OP--dump the inconsiderate prick!

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    Submitted by slythwolf on Nov 16, 11 at 1:57am

    I had this happen to me once. I told him, honey, I was a Girl Scout, you don't think I'm prepared? Then he proceeded to refuse to use my condom on the grounds that it was "too small" which was a total lie.

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    Submitted by morgoniousmonk on Nov 12, 11 at 12:22pm

    What a phucker.

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    Submitted by blowme469 on Nov 10, 11 at 10:16pm

    Technically a BJ only counts as third base, right?

  • Submitted by wmwood2010 on Nov 11, 11 at 7:50am

    put it in her ASS she will enjoy it as much as you sir

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      Submitted by slythwolf on Nov 16, 11 at 2:02am

      Funnily enough you can still get diseases in your ass.

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 11, 11 at 9:07am

    No condom? Anal time!

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    Submitted by polacke on Nov 11, 11 at 6:14am

    no one mentioned anal yet? I'm kinda proud... or I'm missing those comments, bc my android is only showing so many comments.

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    Submitted by keto06 on Nov 11, 11 at 12:33pm

    pull and pray!

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    Submitted by Lala_Davinci on Nov 23, 11 at 8:44pm

    That Wudda Pissed Me off . . .Like Thats A Tease !

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 10, 11 at 10:55pm

    Enjoy the breast feeding !

  • Submitted by bttrdenu on Nov 10, 11 at 5:42pm

    Well played sir, well played

  • Submitted by djskillzmusic on Nov 10, 11 at 8:00pm

    Smart guy there lol

  • Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Nov 10, 11 at 4:19pm

    like a BAUS

  • Submitted by 370HSSV on Nov 10, 11 at 5:29pm

    It's called.... Pulling out. Hahahahaha

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      Submitted by blingostarr on Nov 13, 11 at 4:48pm

      lol my friend got pregnant that way