He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
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In that case "we" will also have to settle for some clitlicking too. Return the favor, asshole.
Or "we" will settle for you giving yourself a handjob.
you get a thumbs up just for your name!!
Speaking as a man from Roswell, I sincerely apologize on behalf of this southern "gentleman" for not being considerate enough to reciprocate.
Why would you even put up with that shit? Tell that douchebag to drive to the fucking gas station.
my sentiments exactly sir .... i hoofed it to the gas station once (too drunk to drive) .... unfortunately for me she was passed out once i got back but the effort still counts
hooved it? ha that's classic
Fuck that shit, trying it in the first place = tell him to drive home and lose my number.
christ at least give her a couple fingers while tonguebashin the clit
I consider getting the chick off orally foreplay that way whatever happens after is fair game.
oh honey i'm sorry, i just got a massive migraine. i guess "we" will be sleeping alone.
Be Prepared! Even a cub scout knows that!
and the douchebag of the year award goes to...!
favor for favor
Dont be a dummy come on her tummy.
What a phucker.
Shadow-Thank you! OP--dump the inconsiderate prick!
no one mentioned anal yet? I'm kinda proud... or I'm missing those comments, bc my android is only showing so many comments.
put it in her ASS she will enjoy it as much as you sir
Funnily enough you can still get diseases in your ass.
Or someone would have to get a condom..
I had this happen to me once. I told him, honey, I was a Girl Scout, you don't think I'm prepared? Then he proceeded to refuse to use my condom on the grounds that it was "too small" which was a total lie.
Enjoy the breast feeding !
That Wudda Pissed Me off . . .Like Thats A Tease !
Well played sir, well played
No condom? Anal time!
Technically a BJ only counts as third base, right?
pull and pray!
Smart guy there lol
like a BAUS
It's called.... Pulling out. Hahahahaha
lol my friend got pregnant that way