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  • 80 68
    Submitted by flredneck on May 26, 10 at 10:52pm

    Ha ha specially the drive up ones

  • 77 70
    Submitted by whatchthis on May 26, 10 at 8:09pm

    Or you could just put a limit on the account and make it so you can only take out so much money a day.

  • 87 91
    Submitted by 504ITS on May 26, 10 at 10:31pm

    Only if alen comes....and by comes I mean cums

  • 82 82
    Submitted by dukedelt1 on May 26, 10 at 8:19pm

    Those are genuinely helpful posts... Don't see that everyday

  • 70 59
    Submitted by NEMESIS6612 on May 28, 10 at 5:34pm

    Fuk yes this needs to exist right now

  • 85 92
    Submitted by brostradamus on May 26, 10 at 11:47pm

    Uh that wouldn't be a good idea at all

  • 76 74
    Submitted by 504ITS on May 26, 10 at 10:10pm

    stantheman and alen are hilarious. And I completely agree with buttholes licking ATMs

  • 68 75
    Submitted by Cabaret on May 27, 10 at 3:41pm

    This is so true and hilarious

  • 70 80
    Submitted by chicissima on May 26, 10 at 9:36pm

    I once told my friends "I would love to carry only cash, but what if there was an emergency?". One replied "An emergency like you need more drinks?!" Exactly...

  • 67 78
    Submitted by jus5sp on May 27, 10 at 5:09am

    And cell phones!!

  • 65 76
    Submitted by bananastand on May 26, 10 at 8:40pm

    genius idea

  • 67 82
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 26, 10 at 8:10pm

    or you just don't bring a credit card with you when you drink. cash only.

    • 73 79
      Submitted by bananastand on May 26, 10 at 8:37pm

      he's talking about taking cash out of an ATM. god, you're dumb.

      • 77 70
        Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 27, 10 at 12:44am

        yeah it's called getting your cash out of the atm BEFORE you drink and put the card away. when you are out of cash, you stop drinking. i know how an atm works.

        • 56 73
          Submitted by bananastand on May 27, 10 at 10:32am

          so you're proposing he goes to the ATM, then back home, then out to drink? that's just ridiculous. Learn self control.

  • 66 81
    Submitted by bama48 on May 27, 10 at 7:56am

    This is so true I've been there before lmao

  • 63 76
    Submitted by 5by5 on May 27, 10 at 2:58pm

    amen buddy!

  • 57 69
    Submitted by sabbath03 on May 26, 10 at 10:32pm

    Lmao good one. But I agree with stop drinking so much

  • Submitted by lizmatt on May 26, 10 at 9:00pm

    Seriously - worst than drunk at the ATM - is ending up at the casino after a night of drinking and using the ATM OUCH!

  • 64 88
    Submitted by magic_medicine on May 26, 10 at 8:58pm

    truth

  • 60 81
    Submitted by tjisnumbaone on May 27, 10 at 6:49pm

    Nice pwnage 11:28

  • 55 73
    Submitted by steveorocks on May 27, 10 at 11:28am

    Or...... You could have some self control? Get a life.

  • 66 96
    Submitted by ChangeBack on May 26, 10 at 11:00pm

    Shut the FUCK up alen.

  • 63 90
    Submitted by ViolentViolet on May 26, 10 at 9:48pm

    Lol thought they meant the OTHER ATM for a minute...

  • 57 80
    Submitted by hoodking87 on May 27, 10 at 9:04am

    so many times i go back to em when im at the strip club.. they have a bar connected to it which doesnt make anything any easier!!

  • Submitted by ryno24 on May 26, 10 at 8:22pm

    Or just uh...stop drinking so much...