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  • Fuk yes this needs to exist right now

    Submitted by NEMESIS6612 on May 28, 10 at 5:34pm
  • Those are genuinely helpful posts... Don't see that everyday

    Submitted by dukedelt1 on May 26, 10 at 8:19pm
  • Uh that wouldn't be a good idea at all

    Submitted by brostradamus on May 26, 10 at 11:47pm
  • Ha ha specially the drive up ones

    Submitted by flredneck on May 26, 10 at 10:52pm
  • amen buddy!

    Submitted by 5by5 on May 27, 10 at 2:58pm
  • This is so true I've been there before lmao

    Submitted by bama48 on May 27, 10 at 7:56am
  • And cell phones!!

    Submitted by jus5sp on May 27, 10 at 5:09am
  • Only if alen comes....and by comes I mean cums

    Submitted by 504ITS on May 26, 10 at 10:31pm
  • stantheman and alen are hilarious. And I completely agree with buttholes licking ATMs

    Submitted by 504ITS on May 26, 10 at 10:10pm
  • genius idea

    Submitted by bananastand on May 26, 10 at 8:40pm
  • Or you could just put a limit on the account and make it so you can only take out so much money a day.

    Submitted by whatchthis on May 26, 10 at 8:09pm
  • This is so true and hilarious

    Submitted by Cabaret on May 27, 10 at 3:41pm
  • or you just don't bring a credit card with you when you drink. cash only.

    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 26, 10 at 8:10pm
    • he's talking about taking cash out of an ATM. god, you're dumb.

      Submitted by bananastand on May 26, 10 at 8:37pm
      • yeah it's called getting your cash out of the atm BEFORE you drink and put the card away. when you are out of cash, you stop drinking. i know how an atm works.

        Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 27, 10 at 12:44am
        • so you're proposing he goes to the ATM, then back home, then out to drink? that's just ridiculous. Learn self control.

          Submitted by bananastand on May 27, 10 at 10:32am
  • Seriously - worst than drunk at the ATM - is ending up at the casino after a night of drinking and using the ATM OUCH!

    Submitted by lizmatt on May 26, 10 at 9:00pm
  • I once told my friends "I would love to carry only cash, but what if there was an emergency?". One replied "An emergency like you need more drinks?!" Exactly...

    Submitted by chicissima on May 26, 10 at 9:36pm
  • Lmao good one. But I agree with stop drinking so much

    Submitted by sabbath03 on May 26, 10 at 10:32pm
  • truth

    Submitted by magic_medicine on May 26, 10 at 8:58pm
  • Or just uh...stop drinking so much...

    Submitted by ryno24 on May 26, 10 at 8:22pm
  • Shut the FUCK up alen.

    Submitted by ChangeBack on May 26, 10 at 11:00pm
  • so many times i go back to em when im at the strip club.. they have a bar connected to it which doesnt make anything any easier!!

    Submitted by hoodking87 on May 27, 10 at 9:04am
  • Or...... You could have some self control? Get a life.

    Submitted by steveorocks on May 27, 10 at 11:28am
  • Nice pwnage 11:28

    Submitted by tjisnumbaone on May 27, 10 at 6:49pm
  • Lol thought they meant the OTHER ATM for a minute...

    Submitted by ViolentViolet on May 26, 10 at 9:48pm