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  • @ 5:03 (1) Top tanked / upper decker is when you take a shit in the reservoir tank of someone's toilet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:04pm
  • Isnt this from borat? Where hes at the dinner and goes to the bathroom and brings his shit back in a bag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:24pm
  • 3:46, I think it's dumb too, but a bit of wisdom: they do it to annoy people like you who pay attention to them. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:55pm
  • hahahahahaha. OMG. Simply amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:52pm
  • oh my gawd. that is just foul.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:43pm
  • one of the most disgusting and yet hilarious things i've heard. hahahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:50pm
  • mmmmmmm......leftovers.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:03pm
  • shit in the ice maker next time, the chocolate igloo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:43pm
  • Hahaha! Damn. Haha.

    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Apr 28, 10 at 10:07pm
  • thats what you get for being a flithly pig

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:33pm
  • At least he had the courtesy to put it in a bag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:35pm
  • almost as bad as getting "top tanked"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:54pm
  • HA! I know what I'm doing tonight! WOO HOO Gotta love bein a guy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:16pm
  • Because the vet wants the freshest sample possible!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:04pm
  • My ex always wanted to show me the different colors and size. Glad he never thought of that trick while I was out of the house!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:38pm
  • Because that happens so much there's a name for it???? Who are these people?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:32pm
  • American resources are inexhaustible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:58pm
  • ALASKAN PIPELINE! HOLY SHIT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:53pm
  • bwahahaha..... ewww XP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:40pm
  • lol @ 4:31. family guy :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:33am
  • thats what i think of your food asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:20pm
  • Of course there had to be a reason... either vengeance or drunken stupidity. Either way. Pure win!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:54pm
  • 4:33 ..........what? maybe reading is not for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:34pm
  • two words: cold lunch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:29pm
  • I don't understand why people get on just to say "First." Am I missing something or are you "firsts" really just that lame? Please...do tell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:46pm
  • i see shit in your future 4:47

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:50pm
  • should have put it in the freezer and you could have had an alaskan pipeline

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:06pm
  • I cannot believe the names for all of this shit. I'm so glad I don't know anyone that does this type of crap. Damn it, I can't stop the fucking puns!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 2:33am
  • what kind of friends do u have?? damn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:26pm
  • doo doo brown in the fridge!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:12am
  • WHAT THE F*CK?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:28am
  • 253 isn't white trash lol. Its a seattle suburb, not kentucky... Either way thats funny shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 1:53pm
  • Ahahaha 253 is a super white trash area. I'm surpised they can even afford a one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:53am
  • Massachusetts Fudgesicle!! (urban dictionary it!)

    Submitted by anastasiamarie12 on Jun 10, 11 at 9:49pm
  • Maybe the person felt bad for eating most of the food out of the frig and decided to return it; but in a different form of saying their sorry.

    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Aug 1, 10 at 11:06pm
  • @ 4:22 - why fake? someone shit in the sink at my friends house on new year's eve. stranger things have occurred when people are drunk....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:38pm
  • hahahaha I laughed so hard when I saw this!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:21pm
  • 3:54, you mean upper decked?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:04pm
  • You kept it didn't you.. naughty naughty distgusting disgusting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:46pm
  • It was a gift for the family

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:31pm
  • ha someone upper decked the customer toilet at my work like 4 months ago

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:52pm
  • Cleveland steamer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:46pm
  • i ant believe i know this, but ..Alaskan dildo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:48pm
  • wow people and their imaginations amaze me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:23am
  • I was drinking milk and Almost did a spit take, LMAO!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 9:56pm
  • Regardless what you say it isa a total WIN...!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 4:58pm
  • Definately to grate it round the room - it's been done before!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 8:41am
  • thats amazing. true genius to think of that, who really does that stuff anymore?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:41pm
  • Maybe it belongs to a pet and they need it for a vet appt! Possible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:14pm
  • Saving a shit. Whatta hippie.

    Submitted by iDomeObtainer on Jul 7, 11 at 11:35pm