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  • That, kids, is a perfect example of Social Darwinism.

    Submitted by pinnacledrive on Jul 20, 11 at 11:34am
  • Pro tips for anyone visiting Florida: 1. Don't feed the gators. 2. Don't feed the seagulls 3. Don't go swimming in any river, lake, creek, stream because it probably contains a gator. 4. Just to be on the safe side check any swimming pool you go into also...

    Submitted by manateeX on Jul 20, 11 at 3:58pm
    • lmao the seagulls will swarm and attack you for your muffin!!

      Submitted by nunubeest on Jul 20, 11 at 6:40pm
  • You shouldn't feed wild animals, they lose their fear of humans and will associate them w/ food. Which will lead to that animal being put down.

    Submitted by suicidal_sal on Jul 20, 11 at 12:01pm
    • true that...and its usually after some idiot like this loses an arm

      Submitted by nunubeest on Jul 20, 11 at 2:49pm
  • I live in Ft. Myers and it's not as near as bad as the comments make it sound and neither is the rest of Florida insteads it freaking awesome!!

    Submitted by bucsfan on Jul 21, 11 at 8:06pm
  • Thanks for the treat stupid

    Submitted by zemon on Jul 20, 11 at 5:43pm
  • Ok did anyone else think of happy Gilmore while reading this?

    Submitted by polarbear79 on Jul 20, 11 at 6:43pm
  • To tappinass please forgive my over use of periods. I got

    Submitted by david101580 on Jul 21, 11 at 12:50am
  • Ok you go ahead and feed it. You will be a tasty snack for it. Dumbass

    Submitted by shhhhhhH on Jul 20, 11 at 1:37pm
  • Hey dick weed I live in FT MYERS. Learn to spell. There have been 5 fatal attacks here in three years because dumb shit out of towers. Like you Feed them.

    Submitted by david101580 on Jul 20, 11 at 1:29pm
    • Can't help but point out the fact you're bitching about the spelling and you submit a reply this poorly spelled and grammatically fucked up.

      Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Jul 20, 11 at 10:04pm
  • Im curious about the followup message, but I also realize the dude might not have the same amount of fingers to text with as he did before

    Submitted by blingostarr on Jul 20, 11 at 2:48pm
  • Hey dumbass it's not fake just because it's not a "FORT MYERS" area code!! People do travel!!!! fucking Idiot!!!

    Submitted by amw88 on Jul 20, 11 at 11:39pm
  • Hahaha typical ft myers drunken text. I live in ft myers and I've seen my share of drunk idiots...

    Submitted by BrittBam11689 on Jul 24, 11 at 11:20pm
  • @suicidal_sal..ur a f.a.g

    Submitted by yalldone4 on Jul 20, 11 at 6:06pm
  • I sense a Darwin Award in your future.

    Submitted by yer_mom on Jul 20, 11 at 3:08pm
  • Nobody is gonna tell you what to do.

    Submitted by outkastedskater3 on Jul 20, 11 at 9:44pm
  • Fake. First it's spelled ft myers and second I live there so I know the area code and it's not 239.

    Submitted by benjamin1160 on Jul 20, 11 at 11:48am
    • um, sure....because NOBODY ever visits another town outside their own area code....

      Submitted by itotallyrock on Jul 20, 11 at 12:08pm