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  • I'm a 718. Want a guy that can find the right one?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:07am
  • hahahaha that has happend to me too he said he sorry i get nervous

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:58pm
  • 12:33- Starting a sentence with because is perfectly fine. ex. - Because I corrected his grammar, he looked foolish.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:27am
  • as the person who posted this...it was someone trying to finger me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:46am
  • ^^ Then you are meeting the wrong women my friend. Is everyone on this site stuck in a 1950's version of sexuality?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:11am
  • or was it the 'right' hole... yes... I think it was...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:58pm
  • uhhhhh...uhuhuhuhhuhuhuh......they said HOLE Beavis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:47am
  • Definitely McAnaled you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:20pm
  • a woman's willingness to do anal is inversely proportional to the size of the dick, multiplied by how long she wants the relationship to last.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:51am
  • know of a girl that got her butt ripped from anal, ouch have fun telling your parents why you gotta go to the doctor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:24pm
  • 11:10 Mr.Grammar-perfectionist. That was a run on sentence and poorly constructed if i may add :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:27pm
  • i don't understand why people feel that its necessary to correct grammar on a site based off TEXT MESSAGES aka the murderer of the english language.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:25pm
  • i like dick in my butt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:29pm
  • You are right Anonymous above me, they definitely were McAnaled.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:22pm
  • oh sorry for not being more sensitive to the mentally challenged. i mean refuckingtarded

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:56pm
  • 11:37.. It's "someone's".... and "because"..... There, now I feel better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:41pm
  • never really done that but I have had trouble when it's really dark and you're a little drunk. just give a helping hand. no need to kill the mood, if you're horny you're horny. enjoy it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:06am
  • ugh. way too painful.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:23am
  • Ruined? I'll say....more like mortified. How can someone be so rude as to boldly embark on gated territory? Totally insensitive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:36am
  • hahaha i've definitely had that happen to me. with the exact response. his reply? "sometimes it's hard to tell." bulllllshitt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:55pm
  • There are so many women out there who like and want anal, so how on earth do guys keep having to do the "wrong hole, but how does it feel?" bit?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:38am
  • There's a WRONG hole?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:12am
  • BEEN THERE BEFORE. Jesus tittyfucking christ boys are retarded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:03am
  • If a guy would "accidently" put his dick in my butt, I would "accidently" cut off his dick when he sleeps.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:58pm
  • Yes, that is logical and truthful (@7:47)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:44am
  • 12:46, I find that hard to believe seeing I am the one who posted it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:55am
  • uselss and worthless.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:05pm
  • 7:47, there isn't any logic on this site, thus the argument will continue...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:25am
  • Way to stay classy 11:29....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:33pm
  • I can definitely say, I've had a guy press up against the wrong hole before on accident. Being fingered... that's pretty deliberate. If we go nice and slow and use lots of lube, I actually really enjoy anal. I don't like a surprise.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:23am
  • The comment below me is right! I'm not a guy either, so trust me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 1:43am
  • Wow, everyone posting here is so creative. What school did you attend? Apparently, I need to enroll and learn a lesson or two about fashionable linguistics.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:17am
  • McAnal is like a Mcdonalds experience you never ordered

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:16pm
  • no such thing as a wrong hole. free your mind!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:06pm
  • wow, can't say that's ever happened to me. bet he felt like a dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:39pm
  • i can't imagine a cock accidentally slipping in my ass that easily. i'd probably scream from pain before i could speak the words "wrong hole" ><

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:41pm
  • Been there!! OUCH!! Definitely a mood killer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:28pm
  • Michael Jackson Liked it in the butt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:21pm
  • Imagine if this was a guy trying to eat her out in the dark! hahahah :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:28am
  • 12:17 yes, it's very apparent....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:27am
  • 1110pm does your dick grow a bit every time you act like the grammar police?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:50pm
  • Wow, I had the exact same thought as these two anonymous fellows above myself. That is a classic McAnal. Classic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:24pm
  • Michael Jackson Liked it in the butt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:44am
  • P.S. You can't start a sentence with "cause/because".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:33am
  • well then go buy a dildo and use it to satisfy your needs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:10am
  • When are people going to stop arguing about anal sex? Some women like it. Others don't. It has nothing to do with self respect or being a slut. It's a personal preference.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:47am
  • What a quiter in life get a girl next time geesh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:40pm
  • McAnal is the lovely cousin of Tits McGhee. Daughter of Mr. Dirty Sanchez himself..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:02am
  • haha this happens a lot? it's not a bid deal just put it in the right one for him lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:39am
  • ...and then shove it up his

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:32am
  • only pornstars and sluts like anal . . . .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:33am
  • as they say in the navy "There is no 'wrong' hole."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:45pm
  • Some sources claim an equivalent term Stinky Hitler or Frosty Mustache

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:13am
  • Yep happened to me too, beyond painful.... Any guy who wants to have anal sex should have to take one up there first so they know just how painful it is...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:04pm
  • 2:52 i'm sorry did we miss the memo that gave u the authority to speak on behalf of all women? dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:12am
  • Women liking/wanting anal is a myth, much like the idea that they never poop.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:52am
  • could've been someone trying to finger her, not necessarily buttsex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:42am
  • 11:04, you are going to be in for a world of hurt with a philosophy like that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:12pm
  • if i were him and i knew she was going to text this to someone and spell than "then" i would have gone harder on principle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:10pm
  • anal is fantastic, surprise anal is not

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:24pm
  • Ahhh yes, the dirty sanchez.... and oldie but goodie....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:07am
  • 11:10pm Do you feel like you matter more now that you've criticized someones grammar? Cause you don't. You never have and never will matter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:37pm
  • take a look at the 'ijustwanttotellyou' site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:16am
  • Should have just gone with it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:39pm
  • thats hilarious especially if its in response to the horrid look on his face after he realized he was lickin your butthole... and wasn't tryin to

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:25am
  • I think he got it in the hole he was aiming for... just not the one you wanted it in...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:35am
  • maybe he meant to put it there... quit being a bitch and let him put it in your ass. learn to like it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:40pm