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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 3:44am

    Good thing he wasnt eating pringles..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:31pm

    I think the empty doritos bag was a substitute for a chick, not a condom.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:02pm

    ouch in every way for everyone involved. salt in the penis - ouch. scratches in the vag - ouch. Not one to repeat.

  • 95 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:57pm

    That is fucking disgusting. I hope you like your dick to smell like bleu cheese and buffalo wings.

    • 70 88
      Submitted by aria_ravenmoon on Mar 10, 10 at 5:51pm

      Honestly...that sounds yummy lol. He might take that as a compliment.

  • 95 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:28pm

    No way any self-respecting girl let you stick a doritos bag in her...I don't even think a girl with NO self-respect would let you do that....FAKE.

  • 82 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 12:10am

    ............wuht der f!

  • 74 42
    Submitted by cheesecakeman on Aug 20, 10 at 12:08am

    that doesn't even seem possible. sorry, bro. you took it one too far:(

  • 82 59
    Submitted by AlterBoi on Jun 29, 10 at 3:38pm

    Fake and ghey

  • 78 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:29pm

    this is a joke from ali g.

  • 71 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:07am

    ^ bahahahaha, true story also, i think 10:35 and 10:38 are gonna hook up, somehow

  • 79 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:03pm

    this is from the Ali G. Show... Old

  • 93 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 8:19pm

    ow?

  • 80 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 1:14pm

    Hopefully they weren't the flamin hot kind

  • 77 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:26pm

    this is soo fake its not even funny

  • 79 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:56pm

    Yeah what the hell my texts that I send in never show up either. I wonder if any are real because I have submitted funny legit ones twice and they never show up

  • 71 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:19pm

    this site is really going downhill if they're posting this crap up and they didn't post any of the ones I kow have been sent in and are way the hell funnier

  • 79 66
    Submitted by hellohello16 on Mar 20, 10 at 12:13am

    People at my school have done shit like this before... I believe this.

  • 77 64
    Submitted by gir420 on Aug 5, 10 at 10:36pm

    That just sounds unpleasant to the cooter!

  • 78 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:00pm

    gross...... that cant be sanitary

  • 79 70
    Submitted by 4/20 on Mar 19, 10 at 1:29am

    Wouldn't that hurt?!?!?!?!

  • 78 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 6:51pm

    Omg...8th grade health class...kid legit asked if he could use a doritos bag as a condom....this made me laugh

  • 79 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:53pm

    slut much? you need dick THAT bad you have to use a doritos bag... wow

  • 76 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:40am

    That's from the Ali G show.

  • 76 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:03pm

    My friend once used serran wrap

  • 71 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:27pm

    Ziplock +big rubberband works

  • 71 59
    Submitted by SpacemanLolz on Mar 16, 10 at 3:18am

    Why does everyone cry "fake"? Obviously it's fake, we get that, not every text you send someone has to be a literal story of what took place

  • 71 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:20am

    What about the sharp bag corners? Wouldn't that poke? Oh and your "buddy" would be greasy? Disgusting.

  • 70 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:35pm

    maybe it means that he masturbated in it... like for easy clean up?

  • 74 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:49pm

    It's not the worst story i've ever heard of a make-shift condom. A friend of a friend knew a girl who had sex with a guy in a gutter using a Walmart bag as a condom.

  • 65 49
    Submitted by patton18 on Apr 13, 11 at 6:03am

    So totally fake

  • 73 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:25am

    i actually know someone who did that same thing once

  • 74 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:57pm

    How bout we do a web search (TFM) b4 posting?

  • 72 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:01pm

    that would be painful for all parties involved.

  • 67 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:30pm

    saran wrap is one thing, and i might even believe snickers wrapper, but there is no way any idiot would wrap his dick in a doritos bag. unless he wasn't interested in pleasure, just punishing whoever was on the receiving end.

  • 68 60
    Submitted by pulpyoj on Jul 10, 10 at 1:44am

    Happy birthday

  • 63 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:04am

    If this is real, you're a jackass.

  • 64 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:04pm

    this site is beginning to suck

  • 65 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:55am

    hahahahahahahahahaha

  • 64 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:57am

    It's really patheticwhen you have to resort to lifting quotes from imdb just to prove what an attention whore you are.

  • 70 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:54pm

    Nice quote from ali g. Fake. Respek

  • 81 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:11pm

    What about like the corners and stuff wouldn't that hurt??

  • 72 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 8:25pm

    Sounds like a good night to me

  • 61 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:10pm

    how the hell does that work

  • 62 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:55pm

    fake its from Da Ali G show

  • 64 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:39pm

    mmm who doesn't like sex with doritoes

  • 68 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:45pm

    Mostly. Please tell me you were male and masturbating. I can respect that.

  • 65 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:16pm

    9:06 you have it EXACTLY right. Thank you.

  • 71 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 7:13am

    How would you even feel anything????

  • 64 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:21pm

    thats from the ali g show the guy that does borat and bruno but nice try

  • 63 56
    Submitted by haico on Mar 29, 11 at 11:15pm

    I heard of a similar story about some ppl I know.

  • 66 63
    Submitted by killroy on Mar 13, 10 at 12:27pm

    fake!!!!!!!!

  • 70 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:52pm

    I love the resourcefullness, but you probably could have done a little better than a doritos bag.

  • 64 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:55pm

    my vagina hurts reading this.

  • 60 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:48pm

    9:36PM I'd personally just leave if some tool wrapped a doritos bag around it and was actually serious... Hahaha so true.

  • 69 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:57pm

    9:55 ... it's not even funny, go crawl in a hole and die also.

  • 73 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:02pm

    This site seems to be nearing rock bottom

  • 64 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:14am

    Someone told me about this site and I thought the idea sounded legit funny. But posts like this are ridiculous, unfunny, overdone... I mean, most of them are, it seems. I hope the editors start getting a bit more choosy instead of publishing every fake sex text that gets fabricated and submitted.

  • 59 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:03am

    FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE

  • 63 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:44am

    If we wanna read movie quotes, we'll go to imdb.

  • 70 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:35pm

    11:34 FUCK OFF FUCK FUCKER

  • 75 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 4:04pm

    Omg funniest shit I've seen on here

  • 74 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:50am

    Omg soo freaking funny I would of been like can u at least use a chitto bag

  • 65 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:39pm

    i once did it with a sandwich bag ha

  • 63 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:13pm

    Clearly there are only 3 intelligent people on this thread who recognize this as a lame ali g rip. The rest of you trying to debate whether or not its real are tragically retarded

  • 60 55
    Submitted by Aburntpickle on Mar 28, 11 at 11:44pm

    Mmmmm doritos yummy

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 9:40pm

    saran wrap.. learned that one in my human sexuality class.. haha try that NEXT time you dont have a condom

  • 63 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:25pm

    maybe they were using it to store drugs 'internally' ???

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:06pm

    It's just starting to suck? Every other text on here is either a movie or song quote, or something so stupidly exaggerated, it sounds like it came off the cutting room floor from a Dane Cook meets National Lampoon meets Girls Gone Wild mash-up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 12:48pm

    I've done that before... Can't feel anything!

  • 63 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:15pm

    just because it didn't happen doesnt mean the text is fake... it could be a real text describing a fake incident.

  • 64 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:04pm

    that'd smell good. not. ew.

  • 62 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:42am

    Someone at my school did this with a Dillards bag. Unfortunately....I believe this is true.

  • 60 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:08am

    I've never wanted to hit the bad night button so many times in my life.

  • 59 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:55pm

    L!$+3n 3v3ry0n3, y@ll $h0uld b3 pr0ud 0f wh0 y0u !z @nd n0+ l3+ !gn0r@n+ fuck$ g3+ !n y0 w@y...@!gh+ !m 0u+

  • 60 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:16pm

    this is totally fake.. no way possible can someone actually manage to use a chips bag..

  • 80 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:18am

    5:43, you got that from "1,000 ways to die" on Spike tv.

  • 66 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:43pm

    yea this is definitely from an episode of the ali g show. i'll give the guy credit for watching it

  • 70 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:59am

    Ha ha wow best 1 ever

  • 59 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:33pm

    it's believable.. i know a girl who let both saran wrap- and snickers wrapper- covered dick into her in one night.

  • 58 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:03pm

    sandwich bags do work seeing that its been nine months but you should prolly be real drunk before attemoting

  • 52 44
    Submitted by thalialovespizza on Aug 2, 11 at 3:11am

    How did you even fit it all into her vagina ? Either you're small as fuck or she's loose.. Was it like throwing a pencil down a hallway ? That's funny. LMAO

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 7:15am

    No. This is not okay.

  • 73 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 4:40pm

    Sugarland?? Houston! This is my area code xD

  • 67 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:16pm

    Oh I beg to differ...it can happen! Epic move

  • 66 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:38pm

    9:55 nice logic. plz have the sex with me.

  • 67 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:13pm

    I know a guy who as a teenager used a plastic grocery bag... so this isn't all that improbable.

  • 72 85
    Submitted by pube on Apr 1, 10 at 4:52am

    Pull out instead? Just sayin

  • 65 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:38pm

    i knew a kid who used a grocery bag, don't doubt the desperation

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:20pm

    as a girl i say...ouch

  • 61 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:28pm

    the only thing more annoying then people talking about how much this site now sucks is people claiming that their HILARIOUS texties didn't make it on.

  • 70 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 5:55pm

    OWWWWWWWWW

  • 58 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:47pm

    thats from bruno you fucking stealer

  • 61 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:56pm

    i hope it was the blue dorito bag!

  • 65 73
    Submitted by sandlotbabe on Mar 1, 11 at 10:56am

    Hahaha pringles

  • 77 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:42am

    A gentleman goes cheese side in, but if you're going to do oral go cheese side out.

  • 51 46
    Submitted by sprsnc20 on May 14, 11 at 2:25am

    Was it a standard or fun-size bag?

  • 69 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:01pm

    She must be desperate or a dumb fuck

  • 69 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:22pm

    You're think your dick is WAAAAAAAY bigger than it is in reality.You know,you could've just asked the chick if she had a rubber thimble on hand. BURN!

  • 71 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:09pm

    you couldn't just go to the store and buy one?

  • 64 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:54pm

    10:47 I'm laughing so hard at that....you fuckin stealer

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:40am

    1:37am No dumbass, they're supposed to be funny.

  • 62 70
    Submitted by MohawkJaymz on Apr 6, 10 at 10:45pm

    did he use a funion as cock ring?

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:44am

    I bet ppl send them in because they are dumb and don't realize it's a movie quote... And think their friends are hilarious

  • 62 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:59pm

    this shit gets through, yet mine that have been submitted have yet to be posted. Pretty messed upppppp.

  • 53 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:07pm

    That must have turned out bad....

  • 53 53
    Submitted by epaulk0 on Mar 12, 11 at 2:30am

    Nacho cheese inside of me :D

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:10pm

    10:04 it was legit...

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 5:50am

    281= the worst texts ever

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:14pm

    But.... and you.... owwwwwww, thats just wrong... wtf just deal with a b/j.... what kind of dude are you not bringing a condom anyway

  • 67 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 1:15pm

    You are fuckin dumb my boyfriend doesn't even use a condom !

  • 58 66
    Submitted by freefallin4eva on Mar 27, 11 at 7:48pm

    .....scratchy....

  • 54 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:21pm

    will you name the baby after this? it would make a great story, just saying...

  • 50 51
    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Oct 31, 11 at 3:12am

    TEXAS! Winning!

  • 67 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 4:50am

    Wait, who gets the side with the dorito crumbs? That would hurt...

  • 68 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 12:34am

    I hope this text was referring to a Canadian Butter Churn...

  • 62 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:36pm

    No way this is real. I would never let a guy stick that in me! And if it is he should have just asked for head. But I'd personally just leave if some tool wrapped a dorittos bag around it and was actually serious...

  • 50 52
    Submitted by arandomvip on Jun 5, 11 at 1:48pm

    Douchebag! Douchebag! Get your yearly douchebag!

  • 65 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 3:10am

    This wouldn't even work and is fuckin dumb

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:41am

    12:25am Are your pants on fire........YOU FUCKING LYING FUCK!!!!!??????!!!! It's not even possible for sooo many reasons. Idiot. "I once knew this guy who.........." shut the fuck up.

  • 53 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:38pm

    10:35 Definitely. But, if you're not talking about drunkenly licking crack rocks off your boss's daughter's nipples and accidentally sending the text to your mother while your friend brags that his dorm room fridge has more kinds of beer than actual food items in it, obviously you're not cool enough to be accepted!

  • 61 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:10am

    In soviet Russia doritos bag uses you 925 migggggga

  • 63 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 5:00pm

    It better of a least been a bag of cool ranch, they r the best 

  • 58 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:08pm

    Haha 9:06 well put. it was funny at first but the novelty has worn off. maybe it is time for a stricter application and submittle process

  • 64 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 12:58am

    Imagine reaching into a doritos bag and finding that it's sticky....

  • 64 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:23am

    maybe he pulled out and finished in the bag???????

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:05am

    OHHH NO YOU DIDNt!!. how? like a rubber band or? errrr. PAIN!!

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:24pm

    To everyone who doesn't bother to read, 6/24 9:03 p.m. pegged it: This is from Da Ali G Show.

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:19am

    F**king proud to live in Houston right now. Which is worse: the thought that someone would actually have sex using a doritos bag or that someone would think it's funny to lie about it. Whatever. This site was funny at first.

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:03pm

    OMG :0

  • 64 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 4:17pm

    Sooooo full of shit, amazing what stupid crap they allow on this thing!!!

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:43pm

    Real. But if he had said cheetos, fake.

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:23pm

    10:10 Sorry if that came off wrong. I wasn't saying it was ripped off, just that it reminded me of that bit.

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:47pm

    man i just started checking this site out today and submitted a funny one from last night and now i read this... does it really suck this bad?

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:58pm

    No fucking way no fucking way. PENGUINS RESIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 47 50
    Submitted by smithhart on Jul 22, 11 at 8:18pm

    Your official nick name shall be dorito bag

  • 65 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:35pm

    noooo way, i saw that episode tooo

  • 49 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:27pm

    fake or not ... old or new ... i'd say FAIL anyway you look at it

  • 58 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:02pm

    woke up naked on my couch with Jesse in my bed upside down ad the bed soaked... His gf was naked on the couch next to me... Good night? Bad night?

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Laxrat1 on May 18, 10 at 1:43pm

    NO!!!!

  • 60 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:14am

    you disgust me. and i don't really beileve this. there is no effin way this actually happened.

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:39pm

    since tfln is starting to suck, everyone should post the texts that they think should have made it onto the feed on here.

  • 50 59
    Submitted by coexiist_am_good on Feb 27, 11 at 11:25pm

    Improvising. I live it!

  • 69 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:57pm

    I got it with a cvs bag once. No joke.

  • 65 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:41am

    "That is fucking disgusting. I hope you like your dick to smell like bleu cheese and buffalo wings." BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:35pm

    1023 no worries but seriously are those not better than a lot of these fake ones

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:59pm

    I thought we were having wild ape sex last night.. You were asleep I opened an eye that is a greenlight

  • 63 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 11:17pm

    Wow. That would hurt the girl lol ur a tard

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 2:01am

    That's greasy.

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:16pm

    I have a buddy that used his empty weed baggie.

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:29pm

    this can't possibly be real.

  • 63 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:17pm

    And seriously, the ACTUAL thing I submitted never got published. And it was a hilarious booty call text.

  • 52 66
    Submitted by flabbyarms on Jul 7, 10 at 11:18pm

    A doritoes bad? CHODE

  • 64 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:25pm

    Sugarland fucking rules bro

  • 57 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 10:40pm

    You would think it wouldn't stay on...she must have been desperate huh? 10:41 wouldn't that be to small??

  • 66 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 10:45am

    Nastay! What poor girl put up with that shit??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 10:34pm

    Cum cheese = nasty do the math

  • 68 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 5:43pm

    You do realize you could kill someone like that, Right? Honestly, If you get a rip in your vag, its fatal. A girl got cut inside her vag with a carrot that had a sharp edge and immediately died.

  • 57 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:00pm

    the girl at work just asked me if I wanted to visit the HR bathroom....the irony

  • 67 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 4:39pm

    That's ridiculous. Couldn't happen.

  • 57 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 4:32am

    Wow my area code the stupid assholes here would do that type of thing but of the up side this is the 1st one I have seen from Houston repin

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:45am

    fake or not. only in fucking TEXAS would this happen. trash. puke.

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:55pm

    you know as much as we hate to admit it there are tramps in this world unfortunatly some get acces to the web and this is what were left with! Fake or not it's still good for a laugh

  • 49 62
    Submitted by squared on Aug 22, 10 at 4:17pm

    Shouldve used a Ruffles bag... Then you could say it was "ridged" for her pleasure.

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:17am

    If you're going to text a friend a movie quote, fine, whatever. Why would you send it in, making it seem like you thought of it? I'm sure any of us can find transcripts to shit we've seen on TV. Should we all just copy and paste funny parts of the script and send it in like it's a real text?

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:42pm

    this is fake. fake. fake. fake. poor attempt at a good post

  • 57 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:04pm

    9:59 - Sounds like something from Bill Engvall. "Touch means go. Push means no."

  • 40 45
    Submitted by LaxLife on Jan 15, 12 at 11:33am

    Houston...why you so classy?

  • 59 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 7:45pm

    Cracked the hell up when I saw this lol but I love dem doritos!!!

  • 54 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:59pm

    honestly, im sure this was a joke. dont freak out.

  • 44 54
    Submitted by ninjaman181 on Aug 17, 10 at 11:48am

    Now that's what I call "cool ranch" !.... wutever my grandma calls me funny

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 10:41pm

    dude just use a finger from a glove, and lube it

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:26am

    it's definitely from the ali g show skit about abortion, the fuckhead copied.

  • 56 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:40pm

    Who the fuck is screening these? This site used to be funny. Someone suggest a new site for me to waste time with.

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:32pm

    the vag was that big huh? did you need powdered sugar to locate it. it ain't easy being cheesy.

  • 47 62
    Submitted by zepman on Apr 16, 10 at 12:48am

    was that snack pack size?

  • 63 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 4:40pm

    Maybe, he was talking about a quick clean-up for beating off?

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:54pm

    very funny too bad its total bullshit ya cheese dick retard you cant use a doritos bag on a tic tac dick!

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:37am

    i guess all of you have never sent a joke text or a text that was a quote from a movie or w.e. everybody gets so mad for no reason. remember, these are supposed to be stupid texts.. idiots.

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:57pm

    10: 40 hah you are a genius

  • 45 60
    Submitted by USARMY on Oct 20, 10 at 6:18pm

    Might hurt cuz the sides of the bag are sharp

  • 41 53
    Submitted by jltc on Mar 23, 12 at 1:38pm

    Oh god I hope this is fake...

  • 55 81
    Submitted by choowwder on Mar 5, 10 at 2:49pm

    OKAY DANE COOK

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:56pm

    that defeats the whole purpose of sex.. pleasure/ babies.

  • 31 35
    Submitted by VaginaEat3rXX on Sep 5, 12 at 3:26pm

    Well, you have to improvise.

  • 56 86
    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Mar 4, 10 at 9:15pm

    OH. MY. GOD.

  • 58 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:25am

    Sugarland fucking rules

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 1:32am

    5:43, you're an idiot. Women rip their vags giving birth. Dumb.

  • 62 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:01pm

    ... i am so sorry. lmfao

  • 56 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:40pm

    hopefully you ate the crumbs before..that's the best part!

  • 52 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 4:24pm

    And 12:59 is a fuckin moron if he beleives this shit too!!!

  • 56 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 4:54am

    no you didn't you poser. get a life! douche knuckle

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:00pm

    Classy...

  • 50 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 3:57pm

    I think that says more about the girl that let you do that then it does about you. Either way your both idiots

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 8:54pm

    This is the first one of seen from Houston. Props man

  • 34 47
    Submitted by Maufiro on Feb 4, 12 at 8:39am

    Someones going to be getting an unpleasant phone call in nine months.

  • 49 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 9:11pm

    Dude thats awesome not bad

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 4:38am

    That's Texas for ya.

  • 54 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:40pm

    That's from Ali G.......

  • 56 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:04am

    That is gross haha I bet that what a shitty round lol(:

  • 26 36
    Submitted by heartBurnTurd on Aug 3, 12 at 12:50am

    Fake

  • 47 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:30pm

    you should have to FWD texts to the site or to a number for them to be accepted and posted. seriously.

  • 47 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:25am

    Nice quick thinking

  • 42 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:20am

    THE MODS SUCK ON THIS SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 53 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 4:01am

    People who r saying this is fake and then using the time that the person posted something to call them out makes u an even bigger looser then the person who posted this

  • 52 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 8:56pm

    I know a friend who did this with a fucking sandwich baggie and a rubber band. Chick took it like a trooper. You gotta love rednecks.

  • 52 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 4:15am

    funny, but way funnnier when Ali G said it 5 years ago.

  • 18 29
    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Apr 13, 13 at 4:58am

    What kind of nasty ass chick would go along with that? Any chick that's ok with that you definitely want to have some sort of barrier between your dick and her rotten pussy. God knows what else shes had up there already. You're both nasty ass fuckers that's all I know

  • 49 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 10:48pm

    Pathetic... Sick and pathetic.

  • 37 78
    Submitted by aria_ravenmoon on Mar 10, 10 at 5:49pm

    Ouch!!!!