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  • 97 74
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 28, 11 at 4:20pm

    Next stop... Holding on to the counter or bracing yourself against the wall to keep from falling off the toilet.

  • 94 77
    Submitted by NecroSen on Dec 28, 11 at 5:24pm

    OP's a chick. Little more awkward now, huh?

    • 46 68
      Submitted by Malicius on Dec 29, 11 at 12:30am

      No ots better

  • 65 66
    Submitted by samplebot on Dec 28, 11 at 7:19pm

    USA! USA!

  • 73 82
    Submitted by roflbox on Dec 28, 11 at 4:28pm

    Way to man up and sit down. The people you didn't pee on at the urinal are grateful.

  • 66 70
    Submitted by sarahmari90 on Dec 29, 11 at 10:17am

    The shady 5-80! And sadly enough.....I'm pretty certain who this is about.

  • 62 67
    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Dec 28, 11 at 8:35pm

    No worries, I'm dropping a deuce right this very minute.

  • 58 59
    Submitted by ostate06 on Dec 28, 11 at 5:10pm

    Way to Rep. OKLAHOMA!!!!!! HOOAH!!

  • 58 59
    Submitted by Duicew1 on Dec 28, 11 at 4:15pm

    Idk what's more awesome... The fact that I know this level all too well or that Hugo, OK is representing.

  • 63 73
    Submitted by ahyeah on Dec 28, 11 at 6:01pm

    So your a woman?

  • 58 63
    Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 28, 11 at 4:50pm

    This waters cold.... It's deep too

  • 50 56
    Submitted by Meaty_McSausage on Dec 29, 11 at 1:16am

    And yet you were able to spell "intoxication" perfectly?

  • 52 60
    Submitted by OMG_A_DIGLETT on Dec 28, 11 at 6:02pm

    3408

    • 54 61
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 28, 11 at 6:54pm

      number of times he tripped and fell mouth first on his brother's dick

  • 29 22
    Submitted by jltc on Jan 7, 13 at 7:06pm

    The manly thing to do here is to stand and piss all over the floor.

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Phys on Dec 28, 11 at 4:26pm

    Just don't get to the point where the room is spinning when you're trying to pass out

  • 51 71
    Submitted by agroupofninjas on Dec 28, 11 at 4:16pm

    some people cant help but sit while they pee... yay for penis'

  • 49 71
    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 28, 11 at 4:26pm

    my balls dunk in the water when I sit to pee...not fun when using public toilets and trying to drunkenly hover..

    • 43 49
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 28, 11 at 4:54pm

      Yeah, but when they hit that cold water they suck back up. Only advantage of shrinkage.

      • 46 51
        Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 28, 11 at 6:41pm

        yup but by then its too late..you got poowater on your business

        • 43 72
          Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Dec 28, 11 at 8:45pm

          Eww, Nunu! Dx

          • 53 63
            Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 28, 11 at 9:59pm

            I didn't ask for giant pyramid climbing constructaconesq balls that swoop down like a hawk on a field mouse whenever I squat I don't teabag..I potatosack

            • 44 53
              Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 28, 11 at 11:02pm

              LMFAO!!! You absolutely crack me up! That's hysterical!

              • 45 45
                Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 28, 11 at 11:34pm

                Nice, nunu. LOL

            • 42 59
              Submitted by sssmarie on Dec 29, 11 at 1:23am

              Potato sack.. lmao. Yes. <3

            • 38 74
              Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 30, 11 at 5:10pm

              potato-sack for the win