I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
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OP's a chick. Little more awkward now, huh?
No ots better
Next stop... Holding on to the counter or bracing yourself against the wall to keep from falling off the toilet.
The shady 5-80! And sadly enough.....I'm pretty certain who this is about.
No worries, I'm dropping a deuce right this very minute.
Way to Rep. OKLAHOMA!!!!!! HOOAH!!
This waters cold.... It's deep too
Idk what's more awesome... The fact that I know this level all too well or that Hugo, OK is representing.
So your a woman?
Way to man up and sit down. The people you didn't pee on at the urinal are grateful.
And yet you were able to spell "intoxication" perfectly?
number of times he tripped and fell mouth first on his brother's dick
The manly thing to do here is to stand and piss all over the floor.
Just don't get to the point where the room is spinning when you're trying to pass out
my balls dunk in the water when I sit to pee...not fun when using public toilets and trying to drunkenly hover..
Yeah, but when they hit that cold water they suck back up. Only advantage of shrinkage.
yup but by then its too late..you got poowater on your business
Eww, Nunu! Dx
I didn't ask for giant pyramid climbing constructaconesq balls that swoop down like a hawk on a field mouse whenever I squat I don't teabag..I potatosack
LMFAO!!! You absolutely crack me up! That's hysterical!
Nice, nunu. LOL
Potato sack.. lmao. Yes. <3
potato-sack for the win
some people cant help but sit while they pee... yay for penis'