i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
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ROR - raugh out roud!
8:37, I'm asian, and I still thought it was funny. So suck it
One of the funniest one ever posted thank you
Soooooooooo funny! Haven't laughed that hard on a while.
If you don't think this text is funny, you have issues. Absolutely one of the best on the site.
I love people from around DC
11:46, I totally did the same thing in class when I saw this. Epic win
It's just a joke people...honestly. I mean, the only person who really actively spoke out against Asians is that idiot who called them "bomb testers"
If people say crap about white people, it's hilarious. But if white people even mention another race in a joking matter, it's racist and ignorant.
Godzirra is Godzilla. Asians have the sterotype that they can't pronounce Rs
Clearly, racism is hilarious.
Love me some fly lice with vegetables
In Japanese, "Godzilla" is actually "Gojira," which could be why the asian kid didn't get it (if he were Japanese at all). What made ME laugh was that the poster was sort of imitating a bad American accent.
My first thought was that this sounded like it came from someone at my college, since we had the monthly alarm test today...then I noticed that it was the right area code. This made my day. I only wish I had actually seen it.
I think this was from my college too, the alarm system does sound like a tornado siren. my roommate and i found this hilarious
October 6, 2009 11:52AM - Odds are, the OP WILL get the shit beaten out of him by a whole bunch of Asians... because, you know, they're all good at karate.
You fucking racist.
Omg that's fuckin hilarious!
Funniest shit ever. I just laughed so hard I started giggling. I'm proud that this is from my area code.
also great to say when you whip your dick out ...trust me
"its not racist bill, its racial stereotyping"
I totally laughed. Ha!
And FYI, morons, you can NOT justify any fucking behavior you want just by saying "It's only a joke."
I hope the person who posted this gets the living fuck beat out of them by a whole bunch of Asian people.
Deck the harrs with boughs of horry...fa ra ra ra ra
i did this to a little girl in japan. she giggled at me and clung to her mom. o_o
Its Asians can't say L's not R's.
"everyone's a little bit racist" -avenue q. you all should listen to it.
"texts from last night".... these texts ARE supposed to be funny. but this doesn't apply to the website at all. looks like some ass backward people in these tornado towns eager to get their 2 secs of fame. OP, have fun waiting tables at the restaurant this asian will own.
this is my favourite text ever. well played sir. i do hope you got free fortune cookies with that
This is hilarious and so are all of the butt-hurt people. Like you have never made a racial joke before.
reallyyyy funnnyy!!! hahagqgaca !
Ok Godzilla is a racist term now
TFLN is full of
Offensive material toward everyone... Don't like ur?
Quit fucking reading. Simple.
Dear people who are offended by TFLN,
GET THE FUCK OUT. If you don't like it, leave. Stop being so God damned PC. Life is much easier once you remove the stick from your ass.
And now please allow me to step down from my soapbox. Lol
Hahaha that one caught me off guard and I haughed out loud in my quiet office. Now they know I'm not working
Well lookie here guise, liberal teenager figured out how to use an old joke.
wow--some of you really take things too seriously.
Pretty sad, but made MY day
8:17 is and 6:45 are right
I did forward this to about 5 people who thought it was equally as funny as me. Bahahahaha. Yessss.
Holy shit. Funniest thing ever!
Racism is alive and well. Good to know.
hahaha i was hysterical when i read this!! It's just a joke everyone, ctfo!
finally something funny on here again
8:37 fuck u. Take a joke. It's what this sight is about
Funniest thing I heard all week
OMFG! SOUTHERN MARERAND FTW! YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
finally one that's almost funny....
hahahahahahahaha reppin the 301
@Oct 6 3:22 I like how you call us a bunch of redneck racists, then you stereotype Asians. It's like when people say they aren't racist then they say all black people are good at sports
definatly the funniest thing i ever heard
I'm Asian and I do that all the time at china town... Sad part is they're chinese
um white people are the minority in most urban places.
I think I laughed so hard it this my swine flu is gone
God damn 9:58 go get laid and get the hell over yourself.
Well lookie here fellas. Some dumb redneck figured out how to use a 'puter.
Best one I've seen!!! Hilarious...
This is the first post I ever favorited out of over 400 pages of reading this website. I haven't laughed this hard in a *long* time :)
Get over it. There are plenty of people being unnecessarily sexist and/or misogynistic on here, but no one says a damn thing. At least this was a joke and not serious unlike the accusations of every girl on here being a whore.
OP sounds like a douche
I'm wondering why 5:31 found it necessary to pick on 5:07 when rots of people are making Asian jokes?
One of the funniest on here
One of the best TFLN I've ever read! To everyone who's offended by this you need to CARM DOWN.
I rored so hard. I mean rofr. In cashe you don't understand. Raugh out roud and rorring on froor raughing rmao
That's priceless. Even the accent in the text is brilliant. Godzirra gets you every time!
Holy shit this is in no way racist. Asians and blacks and mexicans can call us anyhting they want and get away with it and if white people say anything against a different race it's racist. If someone is against obama people call them racist. It's really sad what America has turned into. Soon white people will be the minority and foriegners will be the majority
For fuck's sake, learn the definition of racism. How does laughing at Asian pronunciation of English words equate to thinking one race is inherently superior to another? Man my generation is lame.
HAHA - i'm asian and i'm laughing my ass off!
this is racist, and i take offense to it.
unnecessary lacism so sad....
I'm Asian an I laughed my ass off at this joke! R-O-fucking-R!
This is TOO fucking funny!! I raughed sooo hard!! :)
way to set things straight for him.
I Legit. Laughed Out Loud
Man... Oooooh no there goes Tokyo, go go Godzilla!
Omg that was so freaken funny! Love it!
Life is too short to be offended by Godzilla, but I guess some people get off on being offended. Everyone has their thing I suppose.
Still cracking up 15 minutes later!
Lol, 5:43... "Rots of people" made me crack up all over again... Ha ha ha
11:52 i hope u are raped without lube.. just a joke
Get off my porch you no good Godzilla !!
hahahahahaha SSOO funny
but SOO racist!
dont know if i should be laughing this hard
love it. you did good tfln
1: run it's Godzilla!!!!
2: it looks like godzilla, but due to international copyright laws it is not
1: but still we should run like it is Godzilla!!!
2: though it isn't.
1 & 2: ahhhhhhh!!!
Happiness is a submission to God[zilla]
At least he did not say Oreintal kid. That would be bad
Jees, some people have got their panties in a bunch about this post. I personally think it's fucking hilarious. Especially when other Asians have used this type of joke to cause a laugh. So lighten the fuck up. This isn't racist, it's funny.
"Everyone's a little bit racist, all right.
Bigotry has never been exclusively white.
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
Even though we all know that it's wrong,
Maybe it would help us get along."
I love Avenue Q so, so much. <3
I think the guy who asians r only bomb testers had a point, atomic bomb made in USA tested in japan!
10:08, no blue oyster cult.
9:33, Austin Powers reference ftw
HAHA, people are ridiculous!!! Everyone takes things way to seriously, this is the little shit that has made mankind kill each other for the past 5000 years. Grow up, mature, and realize that it's a joke, and it's a part of life. If you don't like it don't read it, but don't wish death upon someone cuz they made a joke, damn!!
Hahahahhah this made me laUgh so hard, Funniest thing I've ever heard.
YOU ARACK ADISCIPRINE!!! Lol thank you south park for teaching us Asian. Fuck you dorphiiiiiiiin and fuck you whaaaaaaaaaarre!!!
I raugh I russ! D: (I laugh I lose)
Chickity china Chinese chicken!
if TFLN doesnt offend you, you're at the wrong site :)
its all in good fun people, get over yourselves.
im half korean and i laughed my ass off at this joke.
ahahah, great stereotypical movie reference. along those lines it's also funny when a woman goes to shower and a man shows up with a knife (psycho).
you have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'..
Love this humor. Right up my alley
I'm surprised by how offended I am by this. Huh.
I'm also Asian. 9:04, take note.
10:22 hahahahahahaaaa yeah...
6:37 You need to relax, and that Asian owner can have his egg roll plant while non-zipper heads make real money.
Chale 6:45! It's already like that! Hahaha! Future looks good in my opinion!
@11:58 You are a sad, but accurate, example of everything that is wrong with this world. I'm happy and confident that justice will be served on your miserable head one day.
I just read seven pages of TFLN. I'm pretty sure this was the only post that directly targeted any race or ethnicity. So really, not everyone.
I can't believe how people are so quick to throw the racist card around. Racism is having hate for a certain race of people, how does this promote hate?
It doesn't. If the OP said, "run! It's Bigfoot!" to an American would you guys be offended? Of course not. It's just not racist. Get your politically correct heads out of your ass and laugh for once.
I'm Asian and I sent this text to my dad he laughed so hard and so did I, all you lot saying it was racist. It's really night, geezzzz lighten up a bit!
This one's very funny. It's about time.
Lmfao that's awesome
Omg that's hilarious! Totally awesome!
Made me laugh hysterically on a day filled with crying:(
Hahahahaha i mite do that to the new asian at my skool wen the fire alarm gose off
You are awesome...I can only imagine what that looked like
Fuck all of you dumbasses! I hate Americans. I hope you all die.
I laughed until I was crying...classic.
I'm also Asian And that's freaking awesome!
Hahaha! Rankroo for the post it made me raugh!!
by far one of the funniest!
Just made our morning.
Lol oh man. What a sight that must of been
WOW!!!! This made my day! LOVED it!!!!!
HAHA, I would pay to have been there!!!
Did you hear the one about the dumbass hick who thought he was cool because he smoked pot? Now that's priceless.
I don't see how this is a 'good one' considering it's downright offensive.
On the one hand, that's racist (and inaccurate, if he's not Japanese). On the other hand, that's hilarious and he probably has enough of a sense of humor to laugh at it.