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  • ROR - raugh out roud!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 5:07am
  • 8:37, I'm asian, and I still thought it was funny. So suck it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 9:04am
  • One of the funniest one ever posted thank you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 5:05am
  • If you don't think this text is funny, you have issues. Absolutely one of the best on the site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 12:53pm
  • Soooooooooo funny! Haven't laughed that hard on a while.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 9:21am
  • I love people from around DC

    Submitted by twistedape89 on Jul 2, 10 at 12:03pm
  • 11:46, I totally did the same thing in class when I saw this. Epic win

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 3:19am
  • Godzirra is Godzilla. Asians have the sterotype that they can't pronounce Rs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:04am
  • Clearly, racism is hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 9:47am
  • My first thought was that this sounded like it came from someone at my college, since we had the monthly alarm test today...then I noticed that it was the right area code. This made my day. I only wish I had actually seen it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:09pm
    • I think this was from my college too, the alarm system does sound like a tornado siren. my roommate and i found this hilarious

      Submitted by foggycyclone on May 3, 10 at 12:57am
  • It's just a joke people...honestly. I mean, the only person who really actively spoke out against Asians is that idiot who called them "bomb testers" If people say crap about white people, it's hilarious. But if white people even mention another race in a joking matter, it's racist and ignorant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 6:21pm
  • also great to say when you whip your dick out ...trust me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 3:45pm
  • I love people from around DC

    Submitted by twistedape89 on Jul 2, 10 at 12:03pm
  • Deck the harrs with boughs of horry...fa ra ra ra ra

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 11:41pm
  • Funniest shit ever. I just laughed so hard I started giggling. I'm proud that this is from my area code.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 5:30am
  • October 6, 2009 11:52AM - Odds are, the OP WILL get the shit beaten out of him by a whole bunch of Asians... because, you know, they're all good at karate. You fucking racist.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 3:22pm
  • Fucking hilarious!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 5:05am
  • Omg that's fuckin hilarious!

    Submitted by cherri2011 on May 17, 10 at 1:17pm
  • haha, excellent "its not racist bill, its racial stereotyping"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 8:16am
  • In Japanese, "Godzilla" is actually "Gojira," which could be why the asian kid didn't get it (if he were Japanese at all). What made ME laugh was that the poster was sort of imitating a bad American accent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:23pm
  • Love me some fly lice with vegetables

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 6:35pm
  • Well lookie here guise, liberal teenager figured out how to use an old joke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 12:19pm
  • Dear people who are offended by TFLN, GET THE FUCK OUT. If you don't like it, leave. Stop being so God damned PC. Life is much easier once you remove the stick from your ass. And now please allow me to step down from my soapbox. Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:43pm
  • reallyyyy funnnyy!!! hahagqgaca ! by:bby mack

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:55am
  • "texts from last night".... these texts ARE supposed to be funny. but this doesn't apply to the website at all. looks like some ass backward people in these tornado towns eager to get their 2 secs of fame. OP, have fun waiting tables at the restaurant this asian will own.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 6:37pm
  • And FYI, morons, you can NOT justify any fucking behavior you want just by saying "It's only a joke." I hope the person who posted this gets the living fuck beat out of them by a whole bunch of Asian people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 11:52am
  • Hahaha that one caught me off guard and I haughed out loud in my quiet office. Now they know I'm not working

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 5:50pm
  • TFLN is full of Offensive material toward everyone... Don't like ur? Quit fucking reading. Simple.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 12:29pm
  • I totally laughed. Ha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 8:15pm
  • i did this to a little girl in japan. she giggled at me and clung to her mom. o_o

    Submitted by chou312 on Oct 17, 10 at 6:29am
  • This is hilarious and so are all of the butt-hurt people. Like you have never made a racial joke before.

    Submitted by kaseface14 on Mar 3, 10 at 1:33pm
  • this is my favourite text ever. well played sir. i do hope you got free fortune cookies with that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:41pm
  • Holy shit. Funniest thing ever!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 9:04am
  • I did forward this to about 5 people who thought it was equally as funny as me. Bahahahaha. Yessss.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 6:07pm
  • "everyone's a little bit racist" -avenue q. you all should listen to it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 2:34pm
  • Hahh Pretty sad, but made MY day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:12pm
  • Racism is alive and well. Good to know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 7:37am
  • Lawl

    Submitted by lawlzies on Feb 8, 12 at 12:25am
  • Its Asians can't say L's not R's.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 5:42pm
  • 8:17 is and 6:45 are right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:08am
  • Ok Godzilla is a racist term now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 1:29pm
  • wow--some of you really take things too seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 12:43pm
  • Funniest thing I heard all week

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 9:51pm
  • finally something funny on here again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 9:58am
  • 8:37 fuck u. Take a joke. It's what this sight is about

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 9:00am
  • I'm Asian and I do that all the time at china town... Sad part is they're chinese

    Submitted by OMGitsyourmom on May 8, 10 at 11:51pm
  • Well lookie here fellas. Some dumb redneck figured out how to use a 'puter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 12:14pm
  • hahaha i was hysterical when i read this!! It's just a joke everyone, ctfo!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 10:32pm
  • hahahahahahahaha reppin the 301

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 5:18pm
  • OMFG! SOUTHERN MARERAND FTW! YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 8:42pm
  • I'm wondering why 5:31 found it necessary to pick on 5:07 when rots of people are making Asian jokes?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 5:43am
  • @Oct 6 3:22 I like how you call us a bunch of redneck racists, then you stereotype Asians. It's like when people say they aren't racist then they say all black people are good at sports

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:50pm
  • I rored so hard. I mean rofr. In cashe you don't understand. Raugh out roud and rorring on froor raughing rmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 10:50am
  • One of the funniest on here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:32pm
  • I think I laughed so hard it this my swine flu is gone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 4:07pm
  • finally one that's almost funny....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 8:08am
  • definatly the funniest thing i ever heard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:00pm
  • HAHA - i'm asian and i'm laughing my ass off!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:54pm
  • God damn 9:58 go get laid and get the hell over yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 12:53pm
  • For fuck's sake, learn the definition of racism. How does laughing at Asian pronunciation of English words equate to thinking one race is inherently superior to another? Man my generation is lame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 9:58pm
  • Holy shit this is in no way racist. Asians and blacks and mexicans can call us anyhting they want and get away with it and if white people say anything against a different race it's racist. If someone is against obama people call them racist. It's really sad what America has turned into. Soon white people will be the minority and foriegners will be the majority

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 6:46pm
  • Best one I've seen!!! Hilarious...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 8:53pm
  • Still cracking up 15 minutes later!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 10:42am
  • That's priceless. Even the accent in the text is brilliant. Godzirra gets you every time!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 5:59am
  • This is the first post I ever favorited out of over 400 pages of reading this website. I haven't laughed this hard in a *long* time :)

    Submitted by Zrai on Apr 23, 10 at 11:27pm
  • OP sounds like a douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 12:41pm
  • um white people are the minority in most urban places.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 6:51pm
  • this is racist, and i take offense to it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 6:11pm
  • Omg that was so freaken funny! Love it!

    Submitted by caseym2323 on May 14, 11 at 7:47pm
  • Life is too short to be offended by Godzilla, but I guess some people get off on being offended. Everyone has their thing I suppose.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 8:50pm
  • Lol, 5:43... "Rots of people" made me crack up all over again... Ha ha ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 9:09am
  • I'm Asian an I laughed my ass off at this joke! R-O-fucking-R!

    Submitted by billelzebub69 on Dec 3, 11 at 2:24pm
  • Hahahahahahahahahahahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:52am
  • One of the best TFLN I've ever read! To everyone who's offended by this you need to CARM DOWN.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 8:07pm
  • Get over it. There are plenty of people being unnecessarily sexist and/or misogynistic on here, but no one says a damn thing. At least this was a joke and not serious unlike the accusations of every girl on here being a whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:08am
  • This is TOO fucking funny!! I raughed sooo hard!! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 1:06am
  • I Legit. Laughed Out Loud

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 2:17pm
  • Get off my porch you no good Godzilla !!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 1:30pm
  • 11:52 i hope u are raped without lube.. just a joke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 12:51pm
  • hahahahahaha SSOO funny but SOO racist! dont know if i should be laughing this hard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:30pm
  • love it. you did good tfln

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:24am
  • At least he did not say Oreintal kid. That would be bad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 11:36am
  • Happiness is a submission to God[zilla]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 4:21am
  • way to set things straight for him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 2:54pm
  • Man... Oooooh no there goes Tokyo, go go Godzilla!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 10:08am
  • 10:08, no blue oyster cult.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 10:13am
  • 1: run it's Godzilla!!!! 2: it looks like godzilla, but due to international copyright laws it is not 1: but still we should run like it is Godzilla!!! 2: though it isn't. 1 & 2: ahhhhhhh!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 9:33am
  • unnecessary lacism so sad....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 10:22am
  • Jees, some people have got their panties in a bunch about this post. I personally think it's fucking hilarious. Especially when other Asians have used this type of joke to cause a laugh. So lighten the fuck up. This isn't racist, it's funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 1:28pm
  • you have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:07am
  • YOU ARACK ADISCIPRINE!!! Lol thank you south park for teaching us Asian. Fuck you dorphiiiiiiiin and fuck you whaaaaaaaaaarre!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:42pm
  • I'm surprised by how offended I am by this. Huh. I'm also Asian. 9:04, take note.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 11:12am
  • 9:33, Austin Powers reference ftw

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 10:12am
  • Hahahahhah this made me laUgh so hard, Funniest thing I've ever heard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:12pm
  • Chickity china Chinese chicken!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:40am
  • "Everyone's a little bit racist, all right. Bigotry has never been exclusively white. If we all could just admit That we are racist a little bit, Even though we all know that it's wrong, Maybe it would help us get along." I love Avenue Q so, so much. <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:17am
  • ahahah, great stereotypical movie reference. along those lines it's also funny when a woman goes to shower and a man shows up with a knife (psycho).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:58am
  • Farken funny!

    Submitted by missfidycool on Feb 28, 12 at 9:15am
  • I think the guy who asians r only bomb testers had a point, atomic bomb made in USA tested in japan!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 6:30pm
  • HAHA, people are ridiculous!!! Everyone takes things way to seriously, this is the little shit that has made mankind kill each other for the past 5000 years. Grow up, mature, and realize that it's a joke, and it's a part of life. If you don't like it don't read it, but don't wish death upon someone cuz they made a joke, damn!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 12:52pm
  • @11:58 You are a sad, but accurate, example of everything that is wrong with this world. I'm happy and confident that justice will be served on your miserable head one day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 12:02pm
  • Oh noes I raugh I russ! D: (I laugh I lose)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 9:05pm
  • if TFLN doesnt offend you, you're at the wrong site :) its all in good fun people, get over yourselves. im half korean and i laughed my ass off at this joke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 11:15am
  • Chale 6:45! It's already like that! Hahaha! Future looks good in my opinion!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 7:16pm
  • I'm Asian and I sent this text to my dad he laughed so hard and so did I, all you lot saying it was racist. It's really night, geezzzz lighten up a bit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:06pm
  • I just read seven pages of TFLN. I'm pretty sure this was the only post that directly targeted any race or ethnicity. So really, not everyone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 12:33pm
  • 10:22 hahahahahahaaaa yeah...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 3:54pm
  • Love this humor. Right up my alley

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 11:35am
  • 6:37 You need to relax, and that Asian owner can have his egg roll plant while non-zipper heads make real money.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 6:41pm
  • You are awesome...I can only imagine what that looked like

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 6:47pm
  • I can't believe how people are so quick to throw the racist card around. Racism is having hate for a certain race of people, how does this promote hate? It doesn't. If the OP said, "run! It's Bigfoot!" to an American would you guys be offended? Of course not. It's just not racist. Get your politically correct heads out of your ass and laugh for once.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 6:22pm
  • Made me laugh hysterically on a day filled with crying:(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:03pm
  • Hahahahaha i mite do that to the new asian at my skool wen the fire alarm gose off

    Submitted by barmes on May 3, 11 at 6:22am
  • Fuck all of you dumbasses! I hate Americans. I hope you all die.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 11:44am
  • This one's very funny. It's about time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 10:35am
  • Lmfao that's awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 11:42am
  • I'm also Asian And that's freaking awesome!

    Submitted by kojo1993 on Feb 22, 12 at 8:06am
  • I laughed until I was crying...classic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:04pm
  • Omg that's hilarious! Totally awesome! 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 2:44pm
  • Hahaha! Rankroo for the post it made me raugh!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 5:03am
  • Just made our morning.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 9:30am
  • Literally lol'd

    Submitted by jamie11 on Jan 23, 11 at 6:41pm
  • by far one of the funniest!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 10:07pm
  • WOW!!!! This made my day! LOVED it!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 4:46pm
  • Lol oh man. What a sight that must of been

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 10:43pm
  • HAHA, I would pay to have been there!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 9:58am
  • I don't see how this is a 'good one' considering it's downright offensive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 8:37am
  • Did you hear the one about the dumbass hick who thought he was cool because he smoked pot? Now that's priceless.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 6:51am
  • On the one hand, that's racist (and inaccurate, if he's not Japanese). On the other hand, that's hilarious and he probably has enough of a sense of humor to laugh at it.

    Submitted by Moline85 on Mar 7, 16 at 4:01pm