i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
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ROR - raugh out roud!
8:37, I'm asian, and I still thought it was funny. So suck it
One of the funniest one ever posted thank you
Soooooooooo funny! Haven't laughed that hard on a while.
It's just a joke people...honestly. I mean, the only person who really actively spoke out against Asians is that idiot who called them "bomb testers"
If people say crap about white people, it's hilarious. But if white people even mention another race in a joking matter, it's racist and ignorant.
I love people from around DC
11:46, I totally did the same thing in class when I saw this. Epic win
I totally laughed. Ha!
If you don't think this text is funny, you have issues. Absolutely one of the best on the site.
Omg that's fuckin hilarious!
"everyone's a little bit racist" -avenue q. you all should listen to it.
October 6, 2009 11:52AM - Odds are, the OP WILL get the shit beaten out of him by a whole bunch of Asians... because, you know, they're all good at karate.
You fucking racist.
hahaha i was hysterical when i read this!! It's just a joke everyone, ctfo!
Clearly, racism is hilarious.
Funniest shit ever. I just laughed so hard I started giggling. I'm proud that this is from my area code.
Love me some fly lice with vegetables
My first thought was that this sounded like it came from someone at my college, since we had the monthly alarm test today...then I noticed that it was the right area code. This made my day. I only wish I had actually seen it.
I think this was from my college too, the alarm system does sound like a tornado siren. my roommate and i found this hilarious
Godzirra is Godzilla. Asians have the sterotype that they can't pronounce Rs
This is hilarious and so are all of the butt-hurt people. Like you have never made a racial joke before.
this is my favourite text ever. well played sir. i do hope you got free fortune cookies with that
i did this to a little girl in japan. she giggled at me and clung to her mom. o_o
And FYI, morons, you can NOT justify any fucking behavior you want just by saying "It's only a joke."
I hope the person who posted this gets the living fuck beat out of them by a whole bunch of Asian people.
"its not racist bill, its racial stereotyping"
finally something funny on here again
OMFG! SOUTHERN MARERAND FTW! YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Deck the harrs with boughs of horry...fa ra ra ra ra
I did forward this to about 5 people who thought it was equally as funny as me. Bahahahaha. Yessss.
hahahahahahahaha reppin the 301
Ok Godzilla is a racist term now
finally one that's almost funny....
reallyyyy funnnyy!!! hahagqgaca !
In Japanese, "Godzilla" is actually "Gojira," which could be why the asian kid didn't get it (if he were Japanese at all). What made ME laugh was that the poster was sort of imitating a bad American accent.
also great to say when you whip your dick out ...trust me
OP sounds like a douche
Racism is alive and well. Good to know.
Hahaha that one caught me off guard and I haughed out loud in my quiet office. Now they know I'm not working
@Oct 6 3:22 I like how you call us a bunch of redneck racists, then you stereotype Asians. It's like when people say they aren't racist then they say all black people are good at sports
Its Asians can't say L's not R's.
8:37 fuck u. Take a joke. It's what this sight is about
8:17 is and 6:45 are right
I'm Asian an I laughed my ass off at this joke! R-O-fucking-R!
definatly the funniest thing i ever heard
unnecessary lacism so sad....
wow--some of you really take things too seriously.
Get over it. There are plenty of people being unnecessarily sexist and/or misogynistic on here, but no one says a damn thing. At least this was a joke and not serious unlike the accusations of every girl on here being a whore.
Pretty sad, but made MY day
I Legit. Laughed Out Loud
Man... Oooooh no there goes Tokyo, go go Godzilla!
way to set things straight for him.
God damn 9:58 go get laid and get the hell over yourself.
"texts from last night".... these texts ARE supposed to be funny. but this doesn't apply to the website at all. looks like some ass backward people in these tornado towns eager to get their 2 secs of fame. OP, have fun waiting tables at the restaurant this asian will own.
Love this humor. Right up my alley
One of the best TFLN I've ever read! To everyone who's offended by this you need to CARM DOWN.
Holy shit this is in no way racist. Asians and blacks and mexicans can call us anyhting they want and get away with it and if white people say anything against a different race it's racist. If someone is against obama people call them racist. It's really sad what America has turned into. Soon white people will be the minority and foriegners will be the majority
1: run it's Godzilla!!!!
2: it looks like godzilla, but due to international copyright laws it is not
1: but still we should run like it is Godzilla!!!
2: though it isn't.
1 & 2: ahhhhhhh!!!
Dear people who are offended by TFLN,
GET THE FUCK OUT. If you don't like it, leave. Stop being so God damned PC. Life is much easier once you remove the stick from your ass.
And now please allow me to step down from my soapbox. Lol
Holy shit. Funniest thing ever!
I'm Asian and I do that all the time at china town... Sad part is they're chinese
this is racist, and i take offense to it.
TFLN is full of
Offensive material toward everyone... Don't like ur?
Quit fucking reading. Simple.
Funniest thing I heard all week
HAHA - i'm asian and i'm laughing my ass off!
Happiness is a submission to God[zilla]
Best one I've seen!!! Hilarious...
I rored so hard. I mean rofr. In cashe you don't understand. Raugh out roud and rorring on froor raughing rmao
Jees, some people have got their panties in a bunch about this post. I personally think it's fucking hilarious. Especially when other Asians have used this type of joke to cause a laugh. So lighten the fuck up. This isn't racist, it's funny.
10:22 hahahahahahaaaa yeah...
um white people are the minority in most urban places.
That's priceless. Even the accent in the text is brilliant. Godzirra gets you every time!
I'm wondering why 5:31 found it necessary to pick on 5:07 when rots of people are making Asian jokes?
I think I laughed so hard it this my swine flu is gone
@11:58 You are a sad, but accurate, example of everything that is wrong with this world. I'm happy and confident that justice will be served on your miserable head one day.
This is the first post I ever favorited out of over 400 pages of reading this website. I haven't laughed this hard in a *long* time :)
11:52 i hope u are raped without lube.. just a joke
Well lookie here guise, liberal teenager figured out how to use an old joke.
At least he did not say Oreintal kid. That would be bad
Chale 6:45! It's already like that! Hahaha! Future looks good in my opinion!
love it. you did good tfln
I think the guy who asians r only bomb testers had a point, atomic bomb made in USA tested in japan!
10:08, no blue oyster cult.
Omg that was so freaken funny! Love it!
9:33, Austin Powers reference ftw
This is TOO fucking funny!! I raughed sooo hard!! :)
I raugh I russ! D: (I laugh I lose)
HAHA, people are ridiculous!!! Everyone takes things way to seriously, this is the little shit that has made mankind kill each other for the past 5000 years. Grow up, mature, and realize that it's a joke, and it's a part of life. If you don't like it don't read it, but don't wish death upon someone cuz they made a joke, damn!!
For fuck's sake, learn the definition of racism. How does laughing at Asian pronunciation of English words equate to thinking one race is inherently superior to another? Man my generation is lame.
"Everyone's a little bit racist, all right.
Bigotry has never been exclusively white.
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
Even though we all know that it's wrong,
Maybe it would help us get along."
I love Avenue Q so, so much. <3
Still cracking up 15 minutes later!
Well lookie here fellas. Some dumb redneck figured out how to use a 'puter.
YOU ARACK ADISCIPRINE!!! Lol thank you south park for teaching us Asian. Fuck you dorphiiiiiiiin and fuck you whaaaaaaaaaarre!!!
if TFLN doesnt offend you, you're at the wrong site :)
its all in good fun people, get over yourselves.
im half korean and i laughed my ass off at this joke.
One of the funniest on here
ahahah, great stereotypical movie reference. along those lines it's also funny when a woman goes to shower and a man shows up with a knife (psycho).
Hahahahaha i mite do that to the new asian at my skool wen the fire alarm gose off
Life is too short to be offended by Godzilla, but I guess some people get off on being offended. Everyone has their thing I suppose.
Get off my porch you no good Godzilla !!
Chickity china Chinese chicken!
6:37 You need to relax, and that Asian owner can have his egg roll plant while non-zipper heads make real money.
Omg that's hilarious! Totally awesome!
Made me laugh hysterically on a day filled with crying:(
Lol, 5:43... "Rots of people" made me crack up all over again... Ha ha ha
I can't believe how people are so quick to throw the racist card around. Racism is having hate for a certain race of people, how does this promote hate?
It doesn't. If the OP said, "run! It's Bigfoot!" to an American would you guys be offended? Of course not. It's just not racist. Get your politically correct heads out of your ass and laugh for once.
I just read seven pages of TFLN. I'm pretty sure this was the only post that directly targeted any race or ethnicity. So really, not everyone.
This one's very funny. It's about time.
hahahahahaha SSOO funny
but SOO racist!
dont know if i should be laughing this hard
I laughed until I was crying...classic.
Fuck all of you dumbasses! I hate Americans. I hope you all die.
Hahahahhah this made me laUgh so hard, Funniest thing I've ever heard.
I'm surprised by how offended I am by this. Huh.
I'm also Asian. 9:04, take note.
by far one of the funniest!
You are awesome...I can only imagine what that looked like
Lmfao that's awesome
HAHA, I would pay to have been there!!!
you have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'..
I'm Asian and I sent this text to my dad he laughed so hard and so did I, all you lot saying it was racist. It's really night, geezzzz lighten up a bit!
Hahaha! Rankroo for the post it made me raugh!!
WOW!!!! This made my day! LOVED it!!!!!
Did you hear the one about the dumbass hick who thought he was cool because he smoked pot? Now that's priceless.
I'm also Asian And that's freaking awesome!
I don't see how this is a 'good one' considering it's downright offensive.
Just made our morning.
Lol oh man. What a sight that must of been
On the one hand, that's racist (and inaccurate, if he's not Japanese). On the other hand, that's hilarious and he probably has enough of a sense of humor to laugh at it.