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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 9:04am

    8:37, I'm asian, and I still thought it was funny. So suck it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 5:07am

    ROR - raugh out roud!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 5:05am

    One of the funniest one ever posted thank you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 12:53pm

    If you don't think this text is funny, you have issues. Absolutely one of the best on the site.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 9:21am

    Soooooooooo funny! Haven't laughed that hard on a while.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 9:58am

    finally something funny on here again

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 9:00am

    8:37 fuck u. Take a joke. It's what this sight is about

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:04am

    Godzirra is Godzilla. Asians have the sterotype that they can't pronounce Rs

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 7:37am

    Racism is alive and well. Good to know.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 11:41pm

    Deck the harrs with boughs of horry...fa ra ra ra ra

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 3:19am

    11:46, I totally did the same thing in class when I saw this. Epic win

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 5:05am

    Fucking hilarious!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 9:47am

    Clearly, racism is hilarious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:41pm

    this is my favourite text ever. well played sir. i do hope you got free fortune cookies with that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 8:16am

    haha, excellent "its not racist bill, its racial stereotyping"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 12:29pm

    TFLN is full of Offensive material toward everyone... Don't like ur? Quit fucking reading. Simple.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 10:08am

    Man... Oooooh no there goes Tokyo, go go Godzilla!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 1:06am

    This is TOO fucking funny!! I raughed sooo hard!! :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:23pm

    In Japanese, "Godzilla" is actually "Gojira," which could be why the asian kid didn't get it (if he were Japanese at all). What made ME laugh was that the poster was sort of imitating a bad American accent.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 9:09am

    Lol, 5:43... "Rots of people" made me crack up all over again... Ha ha ha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 5:30am

    Funniest shit ever. I just laughed so hard I started giggling. I'm proud that this is from my area code.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:09pm

    My first thought was that this sounded like it came from someone at my college, since we had the monthly alarm test today...then I noticed that it was the right area code. This made my day. I only wish I had actually seen it.

    • Submitted by foggycyclone on May 3, 10 at 12:57am

      I think this was from my college too, the alarm system does sound like a tornado siren. my roommate and i found this hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 6:35pm

    Love me some fly lice with vegetables

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 5:42pm

    Its Asians can't say L's not R's.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 9:51pm

    Funniest thing I heard all week

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 6:37pm

    "texts from last night".... these texts ARE supposed to be funny. but this doesn't apply to the website at all. looks like some ass backward people in these tornado towns eager to get their 2 secs of fame. OP, have fun waiting tables at the restaurant this asian will own.

  • Submitted by twistedape89 on Jul 2, 10 at 12:03pm

    I love people from around DC

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 10:50am

    I rored so hard. I mean rofr. In cashe you don't understand. Raugh out roud and rorring on froor raughing rmao

  • Submitted by Zrai on Apr 23, 10 at 11:27pm

    This is the first post I ever favorited out of over 400 pages of reading this website. I haven't laughed this hard in a *long* time :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 6:46pm

    Holy shit this is in no way racist. Asians and blacks and mexicans can call us anyhting they want and get away with it and if white people say anything against a different race it's racist. If someone is against obama people call them racist. It's really sad what America has turned into. Soon white people will be the minority and foriegners will be the majority

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 5:59am

    That's priceless. Even the accent in the text is brilliant. Godzirra gets you every time!

  • Submitted by cherri2011 on May 17, 10 at 1:17pm

    Omg that's fuckin hilarious!

  • Submitted by twistedape89 on Jul 2, 10 at 12:03pm

    I love people from around DC

  • Submitted by OMGitsyourmom on May 8, 10 at 11:51pm

    I'm Asian and I do that all the time at china town... Sad part is they're chinese

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 12:43pm

    wow--some of you really take things too seriously.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 8:50pm

    Life is too short to be offended by Godzilla, but I guess some people get off on being offended. Everyone has their thing I suppose.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 6:07pm

    I did forward this to about 5 people who thought it was equally as funny as me. Bahahahaha. Yessss.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:43pm

    Dear people who are offended by TFLN, GET THE FUCK OUT. If you don't like it, leave. Stop being so God damned PC. Life is much easier once you remove the stick from your ass. And now please allow me to step down from my soapbox. Lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 8:15pm

    I totally laughed. Ha!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:12pm

    Hahh Pretty sad, but made MY day

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 5:50pm

    Hahaha that one caught me off guard and I haughed out loud in my quiet office. Now they know I'm not working

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 2:54pm

    way to set things straight for him.

  • Submitted by kaseface14 on Mar 3, 10 at 1:33pm

    This is hilarious and so are all of the butt-hurt people. Like you have never made a racial joke before.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 12:14pm

    Well lookie here fellas. Some dumb redneck figured out how to use a 'puter.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 10:13am

    10:08, no blue oyster cult.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:08am

    8:17 is and 6:45 are right

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 1:28pm

    Jees, some people have got their panties in a bunch about this post. I personally think it's fucking hilarious. Especially when other Asians have used this type of joke to cause a laugh. So lighten the fuck up. This isn't racist, it's funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 12:41pm

    OP sounds like a douche

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:50pm

    @Oct 6 3:22 I like how you call us a bunch of redneck racists, then you stereotype Asians. It's like when people say they aren't racist then they say all black people are good at sports

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 11:15am

    if TFLN doesnt offend you, you're at the wrong site :) its all in good fun people, get over yourselves. im half korean and i laughed my ass off at this joke.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 5:18pm

    hahahahahahahaha reppin the 301

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:24am

    love it. you did good tfln

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 12:19pm

    Well lookie here guise, liberal teenager figured out how to use an old joke.

  • Submitted by chou312 on Oct 17, 10 at 6:29am

    i did this to a little girl in japan. she giggled at me and clung to her mom. o_o

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 8:12pm

    Hahahahhah this made me laUgh so hard, Funniest thing I've ever heard.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 3:22pm

    October 6, 2009 11:52AM - Odds are, the OP WILL get the shit beaten out of him by a whole bunch of Asians... because, you know, they're all good at karate. You fucking racist.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 10:32pm

    hahaha i was hysterical when i read this!! It's just a joke everyone, ctfo!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 12:51pm

    11:52 i hope u are raped without lube.. just a joke

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 8:42pm

    OMFG! SOUTHERN MARERAND FTW! YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:54pm

    HAHA - i'm asian and i'm laughing my ass off!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 2:34pm

    "everyone's a little bit racist" -avenue q. you all should listen to it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 9:04am

    Holy shit. Funniest thing ever!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:55am

    reallyyyy funnnyy!!! hahagqgaca ! by:bby mack

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:30pm

    hahahahahaha SSOO funny but SOO racist! dont know if i should be laughing this hard

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 11:52am

    And FYI, morons, you can NOT justify any fucking behavior you want just by saying "It's only a joke." I hope the person who posted this gets the living fuck beat out of them by a whole bunch of Asian people.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 5:43am

    I'm wondering why 5:31 found it necessary to pick on 5:07 when rots of people are making Asian jokes?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:32pm

    One of the funniest on here

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:07am

    you have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 6:21pm

    It's just a joke people...honestly. I mean, the only person who really actively spoke out against Asians is that idiot who called them "bomb testers" If people say crap about white people, it's hilarious. But if white people even mention another race in a joking matter, it's racist and ignorant.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 12:53pm

    God damn 9:58 go get laid and get the hell over yourself.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 10:42am

    Still cracking up 15 minutes later!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:58am

    ahahah, great stereotypical movie reference. along those lines it's also funny when a woman goes to shower and a man shows up with a knife (psycho).

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 8:08am

    finally one that's almost funny....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 6:51pm

    um white people are the minority in most urban places.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:00pm

    definatly the funniest thing i ever heard

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 1:30pm

    Get off my porch you no good Godzilla !!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 11:36am

    At least he did not say Oreintal kid. That would be bad

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:08am

    Get over it. There are plenty of people being unnecessarily sexist and/or misogynistic on here, but no one says a damn thing. At least this was a joke and not serious unlike the accusations of every girl on here being a whore.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 1:29pm

    Ok Godzilla is a racist term now

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 5:03am

    Hahaha! Rankroo for the post it made me raugh!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 9:05pm

    Oh noes I raugh I russ! D: (I laugh I lose)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 12:33pm

    I just read seven pages of TFLN. I'm pretty sure this was the only post that directly targeted any race or ethnicity. So really, not everyone.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 12:02pm

    @11:58 You are a sad, but accurate, example of everything that is wrong with this world. I'm happy and confident that justice will be served on your miserable head one day.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 2:17pm

    I Legit. Laughed Out Loud

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:03pm

    Made me laugh hysterically on a day filled with crying:(

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 10:12am

    9:33, Austin Powers reference ftw

  • Submitted by barmes on May 3, 11 at 6:22am

    Hahahahaha i mite do that to the new asian at my skool wen the fire alarm gose off

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 1:17am

    "Everyone's a little bit racist, all right. Bigotry has never been exclusively white. If we all could just admit That we are racist a little bit, Even though we all know that it's wrong, Maybe it would help us get along." I love Avenue Q so, so much. <3

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 11:42am

    Lmfao that's awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 9:33am

    1: run it's Godzilla!!!! 2: it looks like godzilla, but due to international copyright laws it is not 1: but still we should run like it is Godzilla!!! 2: though it isn't. 1 & 2: ahhhhhhh!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 8:07pm

    One of the best TFLN I've ever read! To everyone who's offended by this you need to CARM DOWN.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 11:35am

    Love this humor. Right up my alley

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    Submitted by missfidycool on Feb 28, 12 at 9:15am

    Farken funny!

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    Submitted by billelzebub69 on Dec 3, 11 at 2:24pm

    I'm Asian an I laughed my ass off at this joke! R-O-fucking-R!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 6:47pm

    You are awesome...I can only imagine what that looked like

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 10:35am

    This one's very funny. It's about time.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:42pm

    YOU ARACK ADISCIPRINE!!! Lol thank you south park for teaching us Asian. Fuck you dorphiiiiiiiin and fuck you whaaaaaaaaaarre!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 9:58am

    HAHA, I would pay to have been there!!!

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    Submitted by lawlzies on Feb 8, 12 at 12:25am

    Lawl

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 6:11pm

    this is racist, and i take offense to it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 11:12am

    I'm surprised by how offended I am by this. Huh. I'm also Asian. 9:04, take note.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:52am

    Hahahahahahahahahahahah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 3:54pm

    10:22 hahahahahahaaaa yeah...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 10:22am

    unnecessary lacism so sad....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:40am

    Chickity china Chinese chicken!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 6:41pm

    6:37 You need to relax, and that Asian owner can have his egg roll plant while non-zipper heads make real money.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 6:51am

    Did you hear the one about the dumbass hick who thought he was cool because he smoked pot? Now that's priceless.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 3:45pm

    also great to say when you whip your dick out ...trust me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 8:53pm

    Best one I've seen!!! Hilarious...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 12:52pm

    HAHA, people are ridiculous!!! Everyone takes things way to seriously, this is the little shit that has made mankind kill each other for the past 5000 years. Grow up, mature, and realize that it's a joke, and it's a part of life. If you don't like it don't read it, but don't wish death upon someone cuz they made a joke, damn!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:04pm

    I laughed until I was crying...classic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 6:30pm

    I think the guy who asians r only bomb testers had a point, atomic bomb made in USA tested in japan!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 4:07pm

    I think I laughed so hard it this my swine flu is gone

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 4:21am

    Happiness is a submission to God[zilla]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 10:43pm

    Lol oh man. What a sight that must of been

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 9:58pm

    For fuck's sake, learn the definition of racism. How does laughing at Asian pronunciation of English words equate to thinking one race is inherently superior to another? Man my generation is lame.

  • Submitted by caseym2323 on May 14, 11 at 7:47pm

    Omg that was so freaken funny! Love it!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:06pm

    I'm Asian and I sent this text to my dad he laughed so hard and so did I, all you lot saying it was racist. It's really night, geezzzz lighten up a bit!

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    Submitted by kojo1993 on Feb 22, 12 at 8:06am

    I'm also Asian And that's freaking awesome!

  • Submitted by jamie11 on Jan 23, 11 at 6:41pm

    Literally lol'd

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 10:07pm

    by far one of the funniest!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 7:16pm

    Chale 6:45! It's already like that! Hahaha! Future looks good in my opinion!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 6:22pm

    I can't believe how people are so quick to throw the racist card around. Racism is having hate for a certain race of people, how does this promote hate? It doesn't. If the OP said, "run! It's Bigfoot!" to an American would you guys be offended? Of course not. It's just not racist. Get your politically correct heads out of your ass and laugh for once.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 11:44am

    Fuck all of you dumbasses! I hate Americans. I hope you all die.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 4:46pm

    WOW!!!! This made my day! LOVED it!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 2:44pm

    Omg that's hilarious! Totally awesome! 

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 9:30am

    Just made our morning.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 8:37am

    I don't see how this is a 'good one' considering it's downright offensive.