i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
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ROR - raugh out roud!
One of the funniest one ever posted thank you
8:37, I'm asian, and I still thought it was funny. So suck it
Soooooooooo funny! Haven't laughed that hard on a while.
It's just a joke people...honestly. I mean, the only person who really actively spoke out against Asians is that idiot who called them "bomb testers"
If people say crap about white people, it's hilarious. But if white people even mention another race in a joking matter, it's racist and ignorant.
I love people from around DC
If you don't think this text is funny, you have issues. Absolutely one of the best on the site.
11:46, I totally did the same thing in class when I saw this. Epic win
Love me some fly lice with vegetables
Funniest shit ever. I just laughed so hard I started giggling. I'm proud that this is from my area code.
I totally laughed. Ha!
"everyone's a little bit racist" -avenue q. you all should listen to it.
Omg that's fuckin hilarious!
October 6, 2009 11:52AM - Odds are, the OP WILL get the shit beaten out of him by a whole bunch of Asians... because, you know, they're all good at karate.
You fucking racist.
Clearly, racism is hilarious.
Godzirra is Godzilla. Asians have the sterotype that they can't pronounce Rs
this is my favourite text ever. well played sir. i do hope you got free fortune cookies with that
And FYI, morons, you can NOT justify any fucking behavior you want just by saying "It's only a joke."
I hope the person who posted this gets the living fuck beat out of them by a whole bunch of Asian people.
In Japanese, "Godzilla" is actually "Gojira," which could be why the asian kid didn't get it (if he were Japanese at all). What made ME laugh was that the poster was sort of imitating a bad American accent.
wow--some of you really take things too seriously.
hahaha i was hysterical when i read this!! It's just a joke everyone, ctfo!
My first thought was that this sounded like it came from someone at my college, since we had the monthly alarm test today...then I noticed that it was the right area code. This made my day. I only wish I had actually seen it.
I think this was from my college too, the alarm system does sound like a tornado siren. my roommate and i found this hilarious
also great to say when you whip your dick out ...trust me
8:17 is and 6:45 are right
Ok Godzilla is a racist term now
i did this to a little girl in japan. she giggled at me and clung to her mom. o_o
finally something funny on here again
"its not racist bill, its racial stereotyping"
This is hilarious and so are all of the butt-hurt people. Like you have never made a racial joke before.
@Oct 6 3:22 I like how you call us a bunch of redneck racists, then you stereotype Asians. It's like when people say they aren't racist then they say all black people are good at sports
"texts from last night".... these texts ARE supposed to be funny. but this doesn't apply to the website at all. looks like some ass backward people in these tornado towns eager to get their 2 secs of fame. OP, have fun waiting tables at the restaurant this asian will own.
OMFG! SOUTHERN MARERAND FTW! YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
hahahahahahahaha reppin the 301
Get over it. There are plenty of people being unnecessarily sexist and/or misogynistic on here, but no one says a damn thing. At least this was a joke and not serious unlike the accusations of every girl on here being a whore.
finally one that's almost funny....
Deck the harrs with boughs of horry...fa ra ra ra ra
unnecessary lacism so sad....
um white people are the minority in most urban places.
TFLN is full of
Offensive material toward everyone... Don't like ur?
Quit fucking reading. Simple.
Its Asians can't say L's not R's.
Pretty sad, but made MY day
I Legit. Laughed Out Loud
I did forward this to about 5 people who thought it was equally as funny as me. Bahahahaha. Yessss.
8:37 fuck u. Take a joke. It's what this sight is about
Hahaha that one caught me off guard and I haughed out loud in my quiet office. Now they know I'm not working
reallyyyy funnnyy!!! hahagqgaca !
Dear people who are offended by TFLN,
GET THE FUCK OUT. If you don't like it, leave. Stop being so God damned PC. Life is much easier once you remove the stick from your ass.
And now please allow me to step down from my soapbox. Lol
Holy shit. Funniest thing ever!
Funniest thing I heard all week
OP sounds like a douche
definatly the funniest thing i ever heard
I'm Asian an I laughed my ass off at this joke! R-O-fucking-R!
Racism is alive and well. Good to know.
Well lookie here guise, liberal teenager figured out how to use an old joke.
1: run it's Godzilla!!!!
2: it looks like godzilla, but due to international copyright laws it is not
1: but still we should run like it is Godzilla!!!
2: though it isn't.
1 & 2: ahhhhhhh!!!
One of the best TFLN I've ever read! To everyone who's offended by this you need to CARM DOWN.
I think I laughed so hard it this my swine flu is gone
10:22 hahahahahahaaaa yeah...
I'm Asian and I do that all the time at china town... Sad part is they're chinese
God damn 9:58 go get laid and get the hell over yourself.
I think the guy who asians r only bomb testers had a point, atomic bomb made in USA tested in japan!
this is racist, and i take offense to it.
11:52 i hope u are raped without lube.. just a joke
Omg that was so freaken funny! Love it!
way to set things straight for him.
Love this humor. Right up my alley
Man... Oooooh no there goes Tokyo, go go Godzilla!
This is TOO fucking funny!! I raughed sooo hard!! :)
Jees, some people have got their panties in a bunch about this post. I personally think it's fucking hilarious. Especially when other Asians have used this type of joke to cause a laugh. So lighten the fuck up. This isn't racist, it's funny.
This is the first post I ever favorited out of over 400 pages of reading this website. I haven't laughed this hard in a *long* time :)
Best one I've seen!!! Hilarious...
I raugh I russ! D: (I laugh I lose)
I rored so hard. I mean rofr. In cashe you don't understand. Raugh out roud and rorring on froor raughing rmao
Holy shit this is in no way racist. Asians and blacks and mexicans can call us anyhting they want and get away with it and if white people say anything against a different race it's racist. If someone is against obama people call them racist. It's really sad what America has turned into. Soon white people will be the minority and foriegners will be the majority
if TFLN doesnt offend you, you're at the wrong site :)
its all in good fun people, get over yourselves.
im half korean and i laughed my ass off at this joke.
That's priceless. Even the accent in the text is brilliant. Godzirra gets you every time!
HAHA - i'm asian and i'm laughing my ass off!
"Everyone's a little bit racist, all right.
Bigotry has never been exclusively white.
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
Even though we all know that it's wrong,
Maybe it would help us get along."
I love Avenue Q so, so much. <3
Life is too short to be offended by Godzilla, but I guess some people get off on being offended. Everyone has their thing I suppose.
Get off my porch you no good Godzilla !!
At least he did not say Oreintal kid. That would be bad
9:33, Austin Powers reference ftw
I'm wondering why 5:31 found it necessary to pick on 5:07 when rots of people are making Asian jokes?
Well lookie here fellas. Some dumb redneck figured out how to use a 'puter.
Lol, 5:43... "Rots of people" made me crack up all over again... Ha ha ha
Happiness is a submission to God[zilla]
10:08, no blue oyster cult.
One of the funniest on here
love it. you did good tfln
hahahahahaha SSOO funny
but SOO racist!
dont know if i should be laughing this hard
HAHA, people are ridiculous!!! Everyone takes things way to seriously, this is the little shit that has made mankind kill each other for the past 5000 years. Grow up, mature, and realize that it's a joke, and it's a part of life. If you don't like it don't read it, but don't wish death upon someone cuz they made a joke, damn!!
Omg that's hilarious! Totally awesome!
Still cracking up 15 minutes later!
For fuck's sake, learn the definition of racism. How does laughing at Asian pronunciation of English words equate to thinking one race is inherently superior to another? Man my generation is lame.
Chale 6:45! It's already like that! Hahaha! Future looks good in my opinion!
6:37 You need to relax, and that Asian owner can have his egg roll plant while non-zipper heads make real money.
YOU ARACK ADISCIPRINE!!! Lol thank you south park for teaching us Asian. Fuck you dorphiiiiiiiin and fuck you whaaaaaaaaaarre!!!
Hahahahhah this made me laUgh so hard, Funniest thing I've ever heard.
Lmfao that's awesome
ahahah, great stereotypical movie reference. along those lines it's also funny when a woman goes to shower and a man shows up with a knife (psycho).
Chickity china Chinese chicken!
@11:58 You are a sad, but accurate, example of everything that is wrong with this world. I'm happy and confident that justice will be served on your miserable head one day.
I can't believe how people are so quick to throw the racist card around. Racism is having hate for a certain race of people, how does this promote hate?
It doesn't. If the OP said, "run! It's Bigfoot!" to an American would you guys be offended? Of course not. It's just not racist. Get your politically correct heads out of your ass and laugh for once.
I just read seven pages of TFLN. I'm pretty sure this was the only post that directly targeted any race or ethnicity. So really, not everyone.
you have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'..
This one's very funny. It's about time.
Hahahahaha i mite do that to the new asian at my skool wen the fire alarm gose off
Fuck all of you dumbasses! I hate Americans. I hope you all die.
I'm Asian and I sent this text to my dad he laughed so hard and so did I, all you lot saying it was racist. It's really night, geezzzz lighten up a bit!
I'm surprised by how offended I am by this. Huh.
I'm also Asian. 9:04, take note.
Made me laugh hysterically on a day filled with crying:(
I laughed until I was crying...classic.
You are awesome...I can only imagine what that looked like
by far one of the funniest!
Hahaha! Rankroo for the post it made me raugh!!
I'm also Asian And that's freaking awesome!
Just made our morning.
Lol oh man. What a sight that must of been
WOW!!!! This made my day! LOVED it!!!!!
HAHA, I would pay to have been there!!!
I don't see how this is a 'good one' considering it's downright offensive.
Did you hear the one about the dumbass hick who thought he was cool because he smoked pot? Now that's priceless.
On the one hand, that's racist (and inaccurate, if he's not Japanese). On the other hand, that's hilarious and he probably has enough of a sense of humor to laugh at it.