Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
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I want to know how today was worse...
It's okay, son. We still love and accept you.
Yeah, everyone on the bus was totally uncool.
Did your mom get upset because she thought it was for her...?
yea! how could today be more awkward??? lol
Happy Mother's Day! Look what I got you! Just wash it off first....
Well, not like she found a used condom or anything.
Sharing the strap-on with mom again?
Lol how could today be more awkward
Oh dear god....